Zendra
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Joined 02-08-13, id: 4531569, Profile Updated: 07-06-13

Just another fangirl on a website full of fangirls casually passing through.


Random Name Quiz

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Voldemort (Obviously.)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Volizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Silver Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marvolo Sargent-Parade (I can definitely see this being in the next hit soap opera)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Ridtonte (surprisingly cool)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (current underwear color, favorite drink): White lemonade (No, just no. Let's NOT go there.)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mum's maiden-name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mum's middle name): Odmarme

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Nagini ;)

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Merope? I have no idea.

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favourite fruit): Death Raspberry (Anyone want to go to my concert?!)

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favourite colour, pirate accessory): Silver Dreadlocks xD


DEATH NOTE QUIZ

Yes! Yesyesyes! :D

1. Who is your favourite Death Note character(s)?

L. And Light. I CANNOT choose between the two. Matt comes in close second ;)

2. What is your favourite pairing(s)?
To be honest, I don't really like many pairings in this series...Unless they include me, of course. (pushes thoughts of L/Light yaio from mind)

3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan?
...I might be xD

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Sadly, no.

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
Considering my parents would immediately demand to know what exactly Death Note is if I tried to buy any merchandise, I think I should continue to steer clear of this...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?
I'll take Light or L :3

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
...Wait. Near... knows Matt?! Where have I been all this time?!?! -crawls under a table-

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
Try Misa/The-side-walk.

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?

Definitely not! He should totally have stayed alive!

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
I think he realized that neither he nor Near would be able to catch Kira on their own. But together, they would stand a chance. I think maybe as Mello tried to catch Kira, he realized his goal wasn't only to beat Near but to actually finish Kira. Or maybe it's just that giving Near the help he needed was better than both of them losing ;)

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
No... It's a ridiculous concept to say every evil person is a criminal, and every 'criminal' is an evil person. And Kira's theory leaves no space for the wrongly accused, or the repentant, or, well, anyone...

12. Your favourite Wammy kid?
Probably Matt (: Although I do love Mello and his chocolate!

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
Anti-Kira.

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?

Hell yes!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yes again!

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
I don't just believe it, it's a solid FACT.

17. Sub or dub?
Sub, if only because I find Light's voice actor (in the dub) annoying as hell. (and his Japanese voice actor damn sexy).

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
Misa = the epitome of a dumb blonde. Plus, she's obsessed with Light...in a very, um, unhealthy way.

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
Mello's, methinks xD

20. Do you even know who BB is?
BB: Beyond Birthday, L's psychopathic 'twin' who commits a series of murders as a challenge for L. Oh, and did I forget to mention he's obsessed with jam?

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
I'm a fangirl, and I'm part of the Death Note fandom. Do I realllyyy need to answer this?

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
MELLO! HANDS DOWN! :D Well, before he got his scars and new hairstyle, anyway.

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

Very...misguided. Though I must admit his scene where he holds the pen like a conductor's baton was awesome

24. Which character would be the best OOC?
Omg, L acting like Misa. Or Light sitting like L. :3

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?

Do I seriously need to answer this?! OF COURSE!

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?
I've written some (unpublished) but I might read a few *coughlotcough* more before I post mine.

27. Do you like lemons?
...You're talking about those yummy yellow fruits that make lemonade, right? xD

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
Haha, um, no way.

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
yes, and may I just say it was pure awesome ;)

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
I LOVE THOSE THINGS! *has fangirl moment*

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
Nah. Actually, it was one of my friends who got me hooked ;)

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
No...But in an alternate universe where I actually know how to draw, I would have.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
See previous question. And none of my teachers are badass enough to ask "WTF is this?" :P

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
Nope. If anything, it's given me more motivation!

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
Not thanks to Death Note, no. But hey, as long as you're happy, who cares how much money you have, right?

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?

I'd get my own personal Shinigami and everything, what's not to love?!

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
Anti-Kira I may be... but I kinda wish Light had won. It seems more realistic to me than Near and his lucky gues- Okay who am I kidding, I love Light T.T

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
For. The. Last. Time: I. CAN'T. DRAW.

39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?

Are you kidding me? That's when his real sexiness begins!

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?
Not right now, but I guess I can count as one, right?

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?
Not...yet. (maybe)


QUOTES

You don't understand that it is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

-- Emiliano Zapata

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

-- Agatha Christie

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."

-- Frieda Norris

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

-- Hubert Humphrey

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

-- Louis Hector Berlioz

We are like fireworks...rising,shining, and finally...scattering and fading.So until that moment comes ...when we vanish like fireworks...let us sparkle brightly...always.

-- Toshiro Hitsugaya

Distant hearts, when rejoined as one... may find the light within.

-- Kingdom Hearts

Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

-- M. Berle

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

-- Robert Orben

Don't be afraid...you hold the mightiest weapon of all.

-- Kingdom Hearts

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

-- Lily Tomlin

When prayers turn into promises, not even fate can stand in their way.

-- Fang

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

-- A. Whitney Brown

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

-- Douglas Adam

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

-- Groucho Marx

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

-- Les Dawson

If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.

-- Author Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

-- Author Unknown

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

-- Joey Adams

If you are not living life on the edge then you are taking up too much space.

-- Author Unknown

If you can't go over it or through it, you'd better negotiate with it.

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

-- Woody Allen

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?

-- Jean Kerr

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

-- Dave Barry

It is not necessary to understand, or believe, things in order to argue about them.

-- Pierce CarondeBeaumarchin

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

-- Homer Simpson

Look how often the unexpected happens -- yet we still never expect it.

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

-- Ambrose Bierce

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

-- Jimmy Durante

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

-- Author Unknown

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

-- Bertrand Russell

One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

No, I don't have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

-- Adrienne Gusoff

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related efficiency.

-- Anonymous

Strike while your employer has a big contract.

-- Author Unknown

Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that’s really where you wish they were.

-- George E. Bergman

The conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

-- Arthur Bloc

The making of a journalist: no ideas and the ability to express them.

-- Karl Kraus

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.

-- Quentin Crisp

This woman did not fly to extremes; she lived there.

-- Quentin Crisp

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

-- Albert Einstein

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

-- Henry Fielding

Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?

-- Author Unknown

Why is it when we talk to God we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

-- Lily Tomlin

You have to be careful if you don't know where you're going because you might not get there.

-- Yogi Berra

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

-- George Burns


Bold is yes.

01. You’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you.
02. You have been in a serious relationship before.
03. You own an iPod of some sort.
04. You do not like your sibling’s girlfriend/boyfriend.
05. You drink too much alcohol.
06. You have been to the Olive Garden.
07 You have taken medicine of some sort this week.
08. It is really cold in your house right now.
09. You are extremely dependent on others.
10. You do not like to express your feelings in front of others.
11. You ate a lot of food today.
12. It doesn't take much for you to cry. (only in movies books!)
13. People consider you a sappy sort of person.
14. Someone in your family is rich.
15. You have been to Disney World or Disneyland before.
16. You hate when people constantly talk about themselves.
17. You are a good listener, but you hate complainers.
18. Someone has called you for a serious medical emergency before.
19. You have had a serious surgery.
20. Your house has a spare bedroom.
21. Your house is old.
22. You have at least one cousin under the age of three.
23. You have never held a baby before.
24. You can’t handle toddlers.
25. You have a painting in your room.
26. You have been to Canada
27. You have been to Mexico.
28. You love cherry flavored lollipops.
29. You celebrate Easter
30. You observe Lent.
31. You are Catholic.
32. You do not believe in God.
33. Religion is not important to you.
35. You would rather have more sons than daughters.
36. You have more aunts than uncles.
37. You hate being too cold.
38. You currently are way more tan than everyone else.
39. You wear shoes in your house.
40. Your parents are clean freaks.
41. You are more messy than clean.
42. You are currently angry at someone.
43. Patience is so not a virtue to you.
44. Your desk is extremely clean.
45. Your bed sheets are either blue, green, black, or white.
46. When you hear “black & white” it reminds you of Katy Perry’s ‘Hot n Cold’ song.
47. You have no clue what that song is.
48. You think rap artists are completely pathetic.
49. You are glad George Bush is out of office.
50. Politics are boring to you.
51. You take a vitamin daily.
52. You feel like you are sick often.
53. You hate throwing up.
54. You think it’s gross when people set food down on their desk at school with no napkin.
55. You also find it gross that people sit on top of desks.
56. You are now cringing at the thought of someone’s food where someone’s ass was.
57. You love getting bubble baths.
58. You do not like chocolate at all.
59. You are allergic to nuts.
60. You have been stung by a bee before.
61. You have been to the emergency room before for something.
62. One of your parents is 50 or older.
63. You are the baby of your immediate family.
64. You hate broccoli.
65. Cooked carrots are good, though.
66. You go on tumblr too much.
67. You are really comfortable right now.
68. You like witty t-shirts.
69. You are a major fan of underground bands.
70. You have been on an air-plane before.
71. You are not afraid of heights
72. You consider yourself paranoid.
73. You have had a panic attack/ breakdown before.
74. The thought of being old and alone bothers you.
75. You would choose the elderly over children.
76. You feel like you’re living in the wrong decade.
77. You have smoked weed before.
78. You think it’s way too cold outside right now
79. You love the thought of sleeping in tomorrow morning.
80 You would rather go to bed early and get up early.
81. You feel like the early bird catches the worm.
82. You are a big breakfast eater.
83. You are currently suffering from the common cold.
84. You are craving something salty.
85. You have been in a car today.
86. There is something plugged in near you.
87. You have heard of the TV show “Private Practice.”
88. You do not like medical television shows.
89. You prefer horror to comedies.
90. You adore Leo & Kate.
91. You think high-waisted pants look good.
92. You hate cheesy movies. (usually yes, unless it's Disney or something really cute )
93. You enjoy camping out.
94. Bugs don’t bother you.
95. You do well in school without trying.
96. You are extremely jealous of someone currently
97. You feel like you have changed a lot from 2010-2011.
98. You like energy drinks.
99. You like italics.
100. You know the entire script of Mean Girls.

IF YOU HAVE COPY AND PASTED SOMETHING MORE THAN ONCE THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

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If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (hell yeah!)

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If you can't understand half the things anyone says nowadays, copy and paste this into your profile. (My mind is just weird... I think about things differently.)

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Fights for Animal Rights!

Become a supporter today!

If you believe in protecting animals against animal testings on stupid things like shampoo, copy and paste this into your profile

If you were even more shocked to discover that up to Starlight Rowanclaw was a GIRL and somehow changed into a tom, copy and paste this to your profile. (transgender cats exist too?!)

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. How many times?

you're random and don't care, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you do not use the typing system as taught and yet your typing system is quite effective, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen backwards off a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile. In fact I believe all stories have happened in an AU...

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If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have sex, take drugs, and drink alcohol . . . if you like bagels, copy and paste this to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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If you are dead copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that I’m making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

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If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you realize that Nightcloud and Ashfur were normal cuddly cats before the Erins used them as spare mates, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on your nerves" song copy this into your profile! P.S I know a song that gets on your nerves, gets on your nerves, gets on your nerves.

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If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.

No person is born evil, no dog is born vicious.

Be kind and caring, strong and brave, and you're on your way up.

If you're going to a new school, remember that someone else is going to another school too, and you both will survive.

If you say you're weird, you normal. Saying you're normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (so I'm normal?)

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you love the rain, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you know someone who needs to get run over, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those snobby obnoxious people, PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can sing pretty well, copy and paste this to your profile. (Pffffft I lie.)

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If you think Crowfeather and Leafpool should have stayed together, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile. (Scourge, Bone, Tigerstar )

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93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown is someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who will say "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you remember me writing something like that and this sentence earlier, please excuse my horrible forgetfulness.

From now on, remember these 14 statements:

1. At least 2 people in the world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in the world love you in some way.

3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

4. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.

5. You mean the world to someone.

6. If not for you, someone may not be living.

7. You are unique and special.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

11. Someone you don't even know exists loves you.

12. Always remembered the compliments received. Forget the rude remarks.

13. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you will both be happy.

14. If you have a great friend, take some time and let them know how great they are.

If you believe all those statements, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you noticed that there was no #8 copy and paste this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2013 WHEN...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have Facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who has been run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing hysterically instead

If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this to your profile

If you know a video game, book, movie, anime, or manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give the freakin' rabbit some Trix, then copy this onto your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the damn leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate cheaters, liars, and posers, post this on your page

If you wish you could meet me, or any of your other friends that you don't know outside of fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile

:)This Is Bob Copy And Paste Him So He Can Take Over The Internet

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christians will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the Bible it says that if you deny him he will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your profile if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have read my profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If you love your ability to read, write, and own a Library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.

you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a moment when you could only think CRAP, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you think you are really random, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. (DON'T JUDGE ME!)

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can easily finish a thick, chaptered novel in a day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth-

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

Think about...All the children out there that are dying.

Because of child abuse.

Diseases.

Homelessness.

And think about...

Kelsey Briggs.

Who broke two legs.

And a man of which her mother married.

Kicked her and killed her.

Her dad expected to see her happy, joyful face.

But instead,

he had to bury her little girl.

You may think

That this world is peaceful and nothing bad ever happens.

You may think that all the bad stuff was a coincidence;

An accident.

But it's not.

There are bad people out there.

Drunk alcoholics.

Rappers.

Child abusers.

People that pretend to be poor,

So they can get money and more food.

And much more.

You may think this is stupid.

But of what I think is true.

God is trying to help us.

In a way.

You may not know it.

But he tries his hardest to save the world.

And make it a better place.

For children.

And adults.

God tries to stop people from doing bad things.

Especially to children.

But he can't stop them.

Because the people are too bad and don't care about stuff,

that are important...at all.

There are people that are racists.

That hate blacks.

Hate people with different religions.

60 million people died years ago,

Because of this man.

Who thought some people weren't perfect.

If they were blonde and had blue eyes.

They would be alive.

But if not...

They had to be shot or killed in some way.

If you don't care about this poem at all...

Then you have no heart...

at all...

There's just a little hole in your heart

that makes you not care for anything.

Not even child abuse.

So for the people who do care...

So I need you to do a favor for me and all the other people out there.

Do everything you can to stop all this bad stuff.

Give food and clothes to poor people...

Recycle.

Try to stop child abuse as much as you can...

Don't make fun of people on their looks,

personality,

race,

even people who have disabilities of stuff.

Try your best to save the world...Heal the World.

Please.

If you have a golden heart.

Then you would do this favor for me and the other people out there...

Who NEED help!

Help people...

Try to find cures for people and children

Who have diseases.

Help people...

that have disabilities.

Help deaf people learn sign language so that they can

understand better.

Help blind people...

So they can try to feel and hear what they are trying to say

and help them guide into new places.

Please...We are all begging you...

Make a little space to make a better world!!

Promise all of us...

That you will try to Heal the World...

Think about the children

and their children's children.

Think about Kelsey Briggs!

Think about of how she felt!!

Think about all the children that have diseases.

Think about how they feel!!

Please...

Help us...

Help us make this world a better place!!...

Heal it...

You know it...

You want to do it.

No matter how much you hate them...

Deep inside your heart...

You'll feel bad for them...

We love you!!

And you love us!

Heal...

The...

people dying!

If you care enough for the living...

Make a better place for you and for me...

There are...

World.

People dying...

If you care enough for the living...

Make a better place...

For You and For Me

You and for me

Heal the world we live in!

You and for me

Save it for our children.

You and for Me

Heal the world we live in.

You and For Me.

Heal...

You and for Me...

All the time...All my friends...

You and For me...

Save it for our children...

You...

And...

For...

ME!!

HEAL THE WORLD!!

Heal...


I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I MUST be a goth.
I've hurt myself, so I MUST be emo.
I'm blonde, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm Asian, so I MUST be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm Jewish, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm gay or lesbian, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm Arabic, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch or a bastard.
I'm religious, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a religion, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm republican, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm democratic, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm Jamaican, so I MUST smoke weed.
I have dreadlocks, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm southern, so I MUST be white trash.
I take anti-depressants, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a girl, so I MUST be afraid of worms, snakes, spiders, and any other creepy crawlie.
I'm Irish, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm preppy, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.
I'm a female cheerleader, so I MUST be a stuck-up whore.
I'm a girl and I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm young, so I MUST be naive.
I'm Cuban, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm Mexican, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm not a virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I'm an Italian guy, so I must have a big penis.
I got a car for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm pretty or handsome, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have straight-A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a vegetarian, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a girl and I have a bunch of guys who are friends, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm a guy and I have a bunch of guys who are friends, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a girl and I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a guy and I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm a girl with big boobs, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm Columbian, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm German, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with gays, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a Brazilian girl, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm Hawaiian, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a virgin, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm an Asian guy, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a guy cheerleader or gymnast, so I MUST be gay.
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I wear bright colors, so I MUST be scene.
I'm preppy, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of friends, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’m Christian, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have artistic talent, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a big group, so I MUST be antisocial.
I have a different sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people off, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch or bastard.
I'm Texan, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a goth, so I MUST be a satanist.
I am a fangirl or fanboy, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an only child, so I MUST be spoiled.
I am American, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
I'm Canadian, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a feminist, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on Earth.
I'm a teenager, so I MUST have a stereotype applied to me.
I'm British, so I MUST have bad teeth.
I’m white, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.
I don't like yaoi or yuri, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I care about the environment, so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippie.
I'm pagan, so I MUST worship satan.
I'm conservative, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm a Swedish girl, so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.
I like reading, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my own spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong.
I am wiccan, so I MUST be a satanist.
I disagree with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a human, so I MUST be labeled.
I don’t curse, so I MUST be an outcast.
I’m a male jock, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm a girl and I don’t want a boyfriend, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a boy and I don't want a girlfriend, so I MUST be gay.
I'm not Christian, so I MUST just need converting.
I’m Russian, so I MUST love vodka and caviar.
I'm from New York, so I MUST be in a gang.
I'm not Christian, so I MUST have no morals.
I'm a girl with short hair, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a guy with long hair, so I MUST be gay.
I'm overweight, so I MUST be a lazy, food-obsessed pig.
I don't do drugs or drink alcohol, so I MUST be a prude.
I have side bangs that sometimes cover one of my eyes, so I MUST be emo.

If you hate stereotypes and assumptions and think people should stop judging others, then copy and paste this into your profile, bold the things that are true for you, and add any more you can think of.