Hello, Internet! My name's Cassie, and I write stuff. In particular, I'm writing Harry Potter fanfic that may turn into femslash at some point further down the line, because it's hot. And my girlfriend thinks so too.

So yeah, thanks to everyone who reviews, past and future, and you are owed one (1) hug from me for doing so. I love you all.

Especially you.

-=UPDATE INFO=-

Okay, I should really start using the UPDATE INFO bit to, y'know, provide info on the actual updates. At time of writing, Action Girl 23 is in the development phase and stands at 2k words. This is... insufficient. Grossly so. Now, I intend to eat a late lunch and then get back to work on it. Should stand at about 4-4.5k, thus making it Bonus Long territory by my pathetic standards.

If you're jonesing for hot, steamy Cassie writing goodness in between updates, you could do worse than check out my other fanfic, The Forest Suite. Because fuck it, I love Brackenwood. Sadly, this is now effectively dead. It's not that great a loss.

--OBLIGATORY TOWER OF FUNNIES--

"I recently returned from Australia. I learnt some Aboriginal words, like the word 'boo', which means 'to come back'. Because when you throw an ordinary meringue..." -- Milton Jones

"Baldrick, your brain is like the Four-Headed Man-Eating Haddock Beast of Aberdeen."
"Why's that, Sir?"
"It doesn't exist." -- Blackadder Comic Relief Special, "The Cavalier Years

"I have some words for those of you who were just sorted into Hufflepuff this year. Like sorry." -- David Mitchell, "Welcome To Hufflepuff House"

"Long live the bumbling badger of mediocrity!" -- ibid.

"Harry says something, Hermione says something, oh what does it matter, I'M BLOODY MINTED!" -- Mark Watson, "Lines from the New Harry Potter Book" (Mock the Week)

"At the next set of traffic lights, a cyclist will pull up beside you and give you a really dirty look like he's better than you. When the lights change, let's see how good his balance is..." -- Jack Whitehall, "Unlikely things to hear from a Sat Nav" (MtW)

"If they ban veils in the workplace... beekeepers are going to be furious" -- Milton Jones

"Don't get mad, but while you were paying for the petrol I shagged your iPod" -- Russell Howard, "Unlikely things to hear from a Sat Nav" (MtW)

"I reckon that the new anti-speeding advert should be Richard Hammond sat there trying to remember his own wedding day" -- Frankie Boyle, MtW

"The 14:33 flight to Glasgow will be arriving shortly. Which is a shame, because this is a branch of Asda." -- ibid.

OBLIGATORY DICKHEAD COPYPASTA THING

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5.When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title

1. Opening Credits: Gang of Four -- Damaged Goods

2. Waking up: Bruce Springsteen -- Jungleland

3. First Day of College: Arctic Monkeys -- Cornerstone

4. Falling in Love: The Hold Steady -- Cattle & The Creeping Things

5. Kiss Scene: Neil Young -- Powderfinger

6. Fight Song: Joni Mitchell -- Blue

7. Breaking Up: R.E.M. -- Nightswimming

8. Graduating College: Franz Ferdinand -- Jacqueline

9. Big Break: Joy Division -- Twenty-Four Hours

10. Mental Breakdown: R.E.M. -- Sweetness Follows

11. Driving Song: Louis Armstrong -- Ain't Misbehavin'

12. Flashback: Big Star -- In The Street

13. Getting back together: Bruce Springsteen -- Night

14. Wedding: Miles Davis & The Miles Davis Quintet -- In Your Own Sweet Way

15. Birth of Child: Radiohead -- Scatterbrain (As Dead As Leaves)

16. Paying Dues: The Killers -- Uncle Jonny

17. Moment of Triumph: Led Zeppelin -- Tangerine

18. Final Battle: Pulp -- Live Bed Show

19. Death Scene: Klaxons -- It's Not Over Yet

20. Funeral Scene: Stereophonics -- Is Yesterday, Tomorrow, Today?

21. End Credit: Muse -- Butterflies & Hurricanes (H.A.A.R.P Live Version)