Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

Set in seventh year.The teachers bring forth a different kind of lesson...let's see how the student's fare when faced with the biggest test of all...

Rewriting it...POSTHOGWARTS. Draco and Hermione find eachother after seven years in a "years after graduation reunion". he still thinks about her, she dreams about him, what happenes?, lets see. maybe bad summary but please read! and R&R.

Ginny has a dream of getting raped...it happens and then someone unsuspectable comes to help her. R&R

UPDATED 4 YEARS LATER! !In 'Care of Magical Creatures' class, Draco pulls a trick on Hermione, resulting in them being sprayed with an infectious liquid, AND 3 months in Quarantine together!

Sequel to 'Congratulations Mr Malfoy'

Hermione tries to make some changes in her Hogwarts life for her seventh year, but will anyone allow her to? Will unexpected people create chaos in her life? Will anything go the way she wants it to this year? I guess you'll have to read to find out!

Professor McGonagall places a spell on Draco and Hermione, making them unable to be further than 3m apart... until they can get along with each other. This is due to the big fight between Hermione and Draco...

Seventh year, Hermoine and Draco are Head Girl and Boy and sharing a dorm. Hermoine has changed since the holidays and her friends aren't the only one noticing, Can Draco find it out and also realise something himself?

HP/HG/DM love triangle. Hermione decides to let Draco seduce her. Harry gets involved and sparks begin to fly between them as well. Who will Hermione choose?

At the end of her sixth year Hermione finds Draco in a compromising position. Now her seventh year and head girl can Hermione resist her tormentor and head boy Draco?

Hermione is tired of not being the only woman in her marriage to Blaise. So she turns to an unlikely stranger to find her redemption, Draco Malfoy. Could her quest for redemption turn into something more? Dm Hg Mature Content. PostHogwarts

Being forced to marry a man you hate is not as bad as loving him after he destroyed your life. After years of heartache, will Draco and Hermione ever find true happiness? Complete!

He had left her on their seventh Christmas, two years after they were married, three years after he proposed, seven years after they had gotten together. She hated the wanker, but she loved him still...

Post Hogwarts. Draco sees Hermione at a fundraiser and bids on her for a date not knowing who she was. Lots of drama eventually and fluff. Completed story!

Can Hermione and Draco work together without killing each other? or worse without f'ing each other?

In which Draco Malfoy escapes a long stay in a place he never wanted to be. Sequel to Causes and Effects. Rated M for future scenes. A story begun before the release of HBP.

DMHG!Warnings: adult content and language. Hermione begins to feel unwanted and unexplained feelings toward Malfoy. With the help of Ginny, Hermione realizes she is sick of the overlysweet type of man whom she usually attracts. ON HIATUS

Summary: One of these days, Granger, you’re going to be in debt to me. And when you’re begging for me to spare you, I don’t think I ought to. Rated R FOR A REASON, HAS PLOT! NOT CLICHE! This is RootbeerFloat under new pen name! FINISHED

Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.

Hermione just found out that she's not who she used to think she was. Will this affect her relationship with her friends, let alone herself? Can one lie destoy he world? This is an updated version of PMS 4EVA's Daddy Dearest because this is PMS 4EVA.

The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...

They come from two different worlds and two different pasts. If joined an unimaginable power would be released, and Voldemort is determined to attain that power, by forcing the pair to marry. Can Hermione and some ancient magic save the day and prevent

Hermione, now back at Hogwarts for her 7th year,finds herself faced with a new relationship. They're both having confused thoughts. Could this be the end of the relationship as we know it? Rated M for language and later chappies. Chpt 54 up now!

Keep sending your reviews, all you're doing is giving me a higher number. And keep hating the rubbish, because all you're doing is making the hits go higher and higher. Thanks for keeping this alive, I know how much you all love it. HUGS AND KISSES!

During a stolen midnight stroll the summer after HPB, Harry stumbles upon a critically injured Draco Malfoy. When Draco finds himself stuck in Grimmauld Place and Hermione finds herself playing nurse, the claws will come out—along with…feelings?

HGDMHP Draco malfoy has a problem...how can he win back hermione's heart when she's being tortured and trained not to love him?Blood and ghosts and mystery included.R&R

Take a welldeserved slap, a ball, a father who wanted more, and a Dark Mark combine, and shake until a milky substance is achieved. Serve with a little pink umbrella and sit back, relax and enjoy to tale. Dramione, pure hate to start off the first course.

CHAPTER 13 FINALLY UP!I know, I know it's been 2 years, so shoot me why don't ya? Enjoy! DMHG. Hermione is in her 7th and final year at Hogwarts. Something is bothering her everytime she closes her eyes...him. What happens when she starts talking in her s

Hermione finds out that she's actually a pureblood and used to be best friends with Draco Malfoy.. AND HER PARENTS ARE DEATH EATERS? But what will happen when they move her back to their old mansion and Draco's her neighbor? Will the flame be rekindled?R&

At the end of 6th year, Draco insults Hermione on her physical appearance which causes her to want to change over the summer along with Ginny. Now its 7th year, Hermione has fun and she bites back! She's out for revenge on Draco Malfoy but instead sh

Malfoy loathes Potter, despises Gryffindors and HATES muggleborns like Granger. But not only does he abhor that he heads with Miss Perfect, he absolutely detests the fact he can't stop staring at her! Where does all this anger come from? His Father.

She never thought it would come, that day, the day when evil triumphed over good, dark over light . . . how wrong she had been. And him, he was the reason... DracoHermione. Full Sum inside, rated for a bit of angst and...mature themes. :

Hermione goes to Hogwarts as head girl with an all new look.When they enter school school they see a new teacher of what find out Draco and Hermione Malfoy?

READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE

Hermione and Draco bet on whether will Harry lose to Ravenclaw. If he loses, Hermione will be Draco's servant for a month. All leads to prophesies, sword fighting, Veelas, halfbloods, and snogs. COMPLETE Please RR!

VERY AU! after Hogwarts Hermione doesn't conform to Wizarding Rules, she's holding a secret and Dumbldore knows what it is. Draco's on the trail, but can he find out? An interesting explosion by Harry, some meddling from Dumbledore, recently updated!

It's been 10 years since the final battle, and her friends have all moved on. She seems to be the only one still angry and full of sadness. Hermione is offered an interesting task: help take out the remaining dark forces. The problem?:her partner, one Dra

Rated R for language and sexual content, especially chapter 13. Ron and Hermione's love is finally known for each other, but what will Hermione's bet with Malfoy do to their new found relationship. And what about Draco's bet with Blaise? Twists Galore!

SEQUEL OF ‘TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME’ Draco and Hermione are over. They have been since last year. Hermione still pines openly after him. Where does Harry come into this?

With the war over and without the adventures of the Golden Trio, Hogwarts has become incredibly boring. This leaves Hermione and Draco to make their own fun. Will childish pranks turn into something more? GREAT FOR A LAUGH!

..Complete.. The war is over, Voldemort is gone, perceptions have changed, friendships have been formed, so why can't Draco and Hermione get along?

This year, there is a new class and you have to use computers in it. Hermonie is Head Girl. She falls for Draco Malfoy and for a mystery guy on her yahoo messenger list. Read and Review please!

In which Draco Malfoy reveals a bit of himself to Hermione Granger, and vice versa. Complete! And Rated M. Written prior to HBP. Check out the sequel entitled Similar Causes And Effects.

HGDM, in 7th Year. A makeover, a cursed game of truth or dare, not to mention a certain head boy in the picture. Is it love or is it betrayal? What happens when the year is interrupted with a game that tests true love? UPLOADED: CHAPTER 16!

Full summary inside, Please R&R!

Lust. Lies. Sex. Hate. Anger. Oh the joys of being a horny teenager... a sexy DMHG shipper NEWLY UPDATED! REVAMPED FOR YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE!

It starts off as an obsession, then turns into something more. How will it all end?

Pressure. Alcohol. Loss. Betrayal. Sex. Murder. Escape. Fugitives. How much more can they take before love cannot save them anymore? [DMHG] COMPLETE!

Its the gangs 7th year.Hermione and Draco are head boy and girl. Certain events take place(wink wink nudge nudge) and Ron isn't happy about it.HGDM

Even though Hermione puts on the perfect persona at school her life is a living hell. Her stepfather abuses her and her mother is no help at all, drinking away her problems. When one summer Hermione is raped all the faith she has left in the world crumble

the red moon places a temporary spell over her. blankets her mind and eyes. A puppet, she walks over to his arms. Bah-humbug.... a sweet or sickly angsty fic...review! looks better than it seems...

Hermione Granger is entering her seventh year at Hogwarts and she has been crowned Head Girl. Draco Malfoy, also entering his seventh year at Hogwarts was also crowned Head Boy… Full summary inside.

Due to Pansy's ineptness,Draco&Hermione get put into a dilemma leading to bouts of tension,confusion,& some mistakes that they just can't deny.Includes cursed rings,a scheming Dumbledore,singing Snape,conspiring ghosts,& a WHOLE lot more!Finally updated!

When Hermione Granger is informed that her parents are Squibs and she is betrothed to Draco Malfoy, her life is turned upside down. Many unwanted things come with being married to a Malfoy. She hates it, then she starts to fall for Draco himself.HGDM.FI

After Draco Malfoy takes advantage of Hermione and then turns her down, her heart is broken and she decides that from now on, she will seduce guys and break their hearts to get back at all men and especially Draco. wink wink

look at me and tell me don't love me. draco said to hermione as hot tears welled up in his eyes. i don't she said staring at her feet.

-- COMPLETE -- Hermione and Harry have broken up with each other. But who has dumped whom? Harry tries to get back at Hermione by flirting outrageously with Ginny; Hermione fights fire with fire; who better to irritate Harry more than Malfoy?

When Hermione finds a battered and bloody Draco on her front porch and helps him recover, she expects nothing to change. But something does . . .

Hermione gets a new look and a new attitude and 2 certian Slytherins notice along with the rest of Hogwarts

Hermione got into the bad crowd over the summer but when she goes back to school which person does she go to, to keep her bad image alive . . . . COMPLETE

SEQUEL TO I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. The thin line between the living and the dead has just been crossed. “You think I’m crazy, don’t you?” Draco raised his eyebrows, pressing his chest further into Harry’s wand. “Go ahead. You want Hermione

This is probably going to be the funniest stupid thing you've ever read. It returns.

My evil AU idea of Harry's 5th and 6th years. Things go psycho, involving training, new powers, pranks, mysteries, prophecies, Quidditch, death, romance, supernatural squabblings, etc. Rating for violence, language, and innuendo. COMPLETE!

Its a hot day, and a group of students sit in the Great Hall when someone comes up with the idea of Truth or Dare.

COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."

Dark ages fall upon us again. What happens when Hermione is sent to be Draco's play thing? Will he be brutal, civilised, smarmy? Or maybe even loving? Read 2 find out! R 4 rape, voilence(beatings), detailed sex, and cursing. plz review! chapter 3 up

Boys and Girls, it's finally here! The Satisfying Chapter! You'll love it, but if you don't, go easy, it's my first good 'scene'. RR folks!

All Hermione wants to do is study. (A little fluff. A little snog. A little mystery.) --COMPLETE--

Hermione's mind is disturbed & Draco is through with keeping his secret. Something from his past haunts him while a traitor walks among them. Harry cries & Ron's a** gets pinched. Add this to a wacky new PE professor, and Draco dancing the Macarena. D/H!

[complete] Harrypotterfanfiction.com's STORY OF THE MONTH for september 2003. Very canon sequel to OOTP. action, suspense, angst, betrayal, romance, what are you waiting for? ;)

Draco and Hermione must race against time in order to prove a prophecy wrong. If they can’t, it will cost them their freedom. But will they really mind?

What will happen when Dumbledore tries to end the eternal dispute betweeen Gryffindor and Slytherin by combining the houses? Hint: Mischief,Humor, Forbidden Love and a Masquerade Ball... (not cliche I promise) *NEW* CHAPPIE UP!!(12) D/H 4ever ;-)

Every fangirl should have one of her very own!

Kind of fluffy to start, get's better as you go along. R/R please.

oh lords help me! i've gone crazy and written a funny little MA (Max Anderson) / DM fic. Angel and the snake

Dude's... story bout the new girl and my fav man, Draco. please R/R

I've started a new series that I will actually update, slow to start but they LOTR characters will turn up. R/R

Smart and sexy Hermione battles it out with smooth and slick Draco for the unofficial reigning champion of Hogwarts' beds. Their ultimate challenge: each other. Who will come on out top (no pun intended)? Review with your ideas and any flattery is welc

*EPILOGUE NOW UP* Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Draco are in their last 3 days of Hogwarts. Will they admit their crushes? Or will they walk away with-holding the secret? Find out who does what, who got married, and who had kids! D/H, H/G, R/P, + more!

Sex education at Hogwarts: After Draco Malfoy has a near-fatal encounter with Dark Magic, Professor McGonagall decides it needs to be taught earlier. Note the R rating. Nothing explicit, but quite a lot is implied.

Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.