Favourite Quote: "You don't love somebody because of their looks or their clothes or their car. You love them because they sing a song that nobody but you can understand"

Favourite Books/TV Shows/Film:
People need to stop making such awesomeness, I haven't got the time/energy or space to make such a massive list.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Copy and paste stuff :D

if you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you truely believe, there is a John Quinn or Ash Redfern or James Rasmussen or Morgead Blackthorn or a Galen Drache somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be the same) copy this into your profile.

If you think Morgead Blackthorn is better then Edward Cullen copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Morgead Blackthorn is better then Jasper Hale, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Morgead Blackthorn is better then Jacob Black, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jez Redfern is better then Alice Cullen, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Edward Cullen my ass, ASH REDFERN would drop kick his ass to and back from China in 0.009 secs.

If you think Twilight is getting way to famous, copy and paste this to your profile

If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you want little kids to stop screaming about Twilight every 2 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think RashelXQuinn is better than AliceXjasper, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think HannahXThierry is better than RosalieXEmmett, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Rashel Jordan is Better than Alice Cullen, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith, Copy this to your Profile

If you think Ash Redfern is Better then Jasper Hale, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think John Quinn is Better than Jacob Black, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

"When life hands you The Jonas Brothers, throw them back and yell...
"I WANT JOHN QUINN!"

If you truely believe, there is a John Quinn or Ash Redfern or James Rasmussen or Morgead Blackthorn or a Galen Drache somewhere for you copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever had a book character crush on, Jace Herondale, John Quinn, Zach Goode, Ash Redfern, or Percy Jackson, Copy & Paste this onto your profile.

if you hate Twilight SO much it's not even funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward is some ugly-messed-up-unnatural-sparkling-vampire-that-is-a-disgrace-to-vampires-freak, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to join Circle Daybreak and meet the Night World characters, Copy and paste this onto your profile

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares

You know Muse is the best singers.

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- I like being smart and I really don't want a wisdom goddess as my enemy.
-Hades- Duh
-Zeus- I DONT want to be struck by lightning, thank you.
-Annabeth- Adore her! She's awesome!

You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents.

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"