JewelSeuss
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Joined 06-08-10, id: 2395088, Profile Updated: 04-05-13

So I'm a female person who gets pretty bored kinda quickly so I like to experience new stuff...yes I know writing stories isn't exactly the most fascinating thing I could think of to do as 'new stuff' but on the contrary, I enjoy it very much...before I get writer's block...then it just gets boring. Also, forgive me if I never complete a story because most of the times I have a lot of ideas, so much so that I have too many ideas, I get confused and I don't know if to write Idea A or Idea B...it's a shame. Like this story I was writing about a schizophrenic girl. I didn't know if to let her kill the guy or if to let the guy kill her...ya know what I mean? ...okay I'm kidding about the killing thing...for the most part. But anyways, because I'll have so much feedback from you guys I think I might be able to complete my first story EVARRRR, so if I do post stories on this site, give me as much feedback as you can (if you like the story), so I can find it in my heart to continue. Y'know...help me to help you. YES! I always wanted to say that...well technically I typed it but besides the point, I can't guarantee you'll enjoy my stories but if you do, keep me updated at all times about everything you want to see. Of course if I write thirty chapters about a dog falling in love with a cat, don't tell me turn the dog into a llama and make him fall in love with a cheetah...dude, that's...that's just stupid. So help me to help you (heehee) and have a nice day =]

I'm from Barbados. Yes it's in the Caribbean. Yes that place with all the beaches and the blue waters and all that yadda yadda crap tourists are interested in. No...it's not in Jamaica.

Yes I have friends. Yes, they're real...for the most part.

The place where demons laugh and play
Where angels come and die
The place where humans burn in pits
Welcome to the dark side

I love to draw and my picture display thing is a drawing I did of some anime characters I created name Raine & William _. COPY RIGHTED SO DON'T TOUCH MA SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-...

P.S...my stories. The grammar might be incorrect to your dictionary because Barbadian grammar is based on British grammar...not American or whatever. So if you see shite...it's shit and if you see neighbour...it's neighbor...if you see cawblen...that's Jamaican for used Sanitary Napkin...which I won't be using in any of my stories, ever...EVER.

Now here is an interview between me and the voice that tells me to kill people (I KID. I KID)

Falu! What if i really like your stories andI want to get to know you better...could I like, get your facebook name...twitter maybe?

No you may not.

Errr...so uhh why not?

Because the internet is a dangerous place. Just recently I got herpes from it.

Is that...even possible?

Obviously asshole...since I have it.

Okay...could I atleast get your first name?

No you may not.

Ugh! Don't you think you're a little over-protective?

Don't you think your mother needs to get off my brother's dick?

Wait..what?

Next question.

How old are you?

Old enough

Where do you live?

In high places.

*sigh* Will I ever get to know anything about you?

No. So don't ask. This pertains to anyone who asks me personal questions. Yes, I know I have a few things about me in the upperty-abovely section but that's as much as you'll get. It's not that I'm overprotective. I just don't feel like typing all of that :P

30 Things Women Should Know About Men by whateverbro reviews
Because honestly, they're getting annoying. Warning: Major stereotyping involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010