I AM ON HIATUS! MY PARENTS SWEEP SEARCHED MY COMPUTER AND WERE DECIDEDLY UNHAPPY WITH WHAT THEY FOUND... APPARENTLY PARENTS DON'T LIKE WHEN THEIR DAUGHTER READS HARDCORE YAOI AND LEMONS... ANYWAY, ILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THIS WHOLE THINGS BLOWS OVER TO UPDATE! PLEASE KNOW THAT I AM JUST AS PISSED ABOUT THIS AS YOU ARE, AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO FOR NOW. I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN A FEW MONTHS MY BELOVED READERS!!!!

Kay, My pen name is Alissa Amaranth. That's what you can call me or you can shorten it. Hell, call me watcha want. Im not picky. ANYways... ... if all else fails, the profile skeleton! (and trust me, pretty much everything in my life ends up on plan Z... XP)

Age: Who wants to know?! Its impolite to ask a lady's age! although i'm like, the FARTHEST thing from a lady...

Gender: Female

Gender Preference: Bi

Favorite color: Indigo

Favorite Anime: Bleach, Blood, Ouran High, And kuroshitsuji.

Favorite Characters: Ulquiorra, Giroro, Kurogane & Fai, deidara, haji, sebastian, L, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Favorite food: tiramisu, crab legs, cupcakes.

Other likes: Taking walks at 3 in the morning, pissing off my ex-boyfriends (who are still somehow my best friends...) and burning/blowing things up.

Dislikes: Preps, hypocrites, and those giant pink and white marshmallows the size of your face, which they SAY the pink are strawberry and the white are normal, but they stick em all in the same bag so they ALL taste like strawberry and maybe SOME people aren't in the mood for strawberries!!! Jerks...

Other: I have two sisters, a dog, two dead mice, two dads, both named mike, a mom who like to read over my shoulder, and a voice in my head named Rayne. I like Rayne, she keeps me company when i cant sleep at 2 in the morning, but DAMN is she a perve, can you imagine trying to pay attention in class while a voice in your head rates your teachers butt? jeez...

JOIN ME!!!

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95% of all teens would go into a panic if Hannah Montana was on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn and invited friends while yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Dear Sesame Street,

Please go back to the way you were, when oscar lived in a trash can not a recycling bin, Vegetable monster was Cookie monster, and Bert and Ernie were still on the show because everyone thought they were brothers.

Sincerely, Sick of political correctness.

Dear teenage boys,

I'm making you fight for them.

Sincerely, bra clasps

Dear World of Warcraft,

Thank you for ensuring my sons virginity.

Sincerely, parents everywhere