We, the Ladies of Arda, hope we have not desecrated Tolkien's magical work with our meager skills. We wish only to show our respect for the great Professor. And poke up some fun along the way.
Our chosen names are Lúthien, Éowyn, Arwen, Lothíriel, and Celebrían.

Lúthien delights in music and dances to a pipe unseen. . . coming from her stereo system.

Éowyn routeinly slays the Bitch Queen Mary Sue Whores and saves her kingdom. . . er. . . pisses off hormonal fangirls.

Arwen gave up her ticket to Heaven (A.K.A. Hawaii) to be with her boyfriend.

Lothíriel wants to be Queen of the Horsey People and is known for stalking Éomer and slaying his fangirls with fishing nets.

Celebrían is the daughter of Galadriel and the wife of Elrond. She is not dead, dammit!

We hold true to the statement that the Lord of the Rings is the greatest work of fantasy of all time, that Mary Sues are the doom of mankind, and that multiple exclamation marks are the sign of a diseased mind. With that said, please do take a look at our work. We'd appreciate the feedback.

May you always have Love, Peace, and Bullet-Proof Marshmellows,
-Lú, Éo, Ar, Lothí, and Cel