Hey world of Fanfic!

There's not much about me that's very ground breaking. Let's see, Okay Here's some random stuff about me you may like to know:

I 'm a girl, who lives in Australia, that loves the Twilight series & shopping and is a sucker for lame jokes!

Let see, what else can i say, well, the other day, I pushed a door that said pull and did the exact opposite coming out! Now that you all may think I'm a bit think in the head, I shall redeem my apparent idiocy by giving you a word of wisdom : -Learn from the past, Prepare from the future. Live in the present!!-

Some bands/artists i love: COLDPLAY, Linkin Park, Muse, The Killers, Maroon 5, Regina Spektor, Adele

Name: call me Vii.

Here's a couple of lame jokes. (I actually laughed when i read these- sad, i know)

I met a camel with no humps, so I named him Humphrey.

Q-Why can’t a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?

A-Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Q: Why do farmers place bells onto cows?

A: Because their horns do not work

Q- Where do kings keep their armies?

A-In their sleeves

I hope those made you smile as much as they made me ! (:) cyber cookie

I love doing these random things. so much fun.

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Vinizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Turquoise Leopard

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Coral Solo

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Koko