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Joined 12-12-02, id: 308850
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Greetings.

Draco/Ginny fics rock!! Draco/"Hermy" sucks! *snarls* Slytherins are the best, better than those goody goody Gryffindors any day of the week.
Well...I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE Hermione, no offense to you Hermione-lovers, and I HATE EMMA WATSON TO THE FULLEST EXTENT. Ooooh i hate her. So much. So if you know whats good for you, don't talk to me about either one.

Draco is so orgasmic

I'm not gonna feed you the usual 'flamers are bad' crap, because I don't really care if you flame me, but flames are kind of stupid. Constructive criticism is much more useful. In fact, as much as a I like good reviews, I like criticism better.

Anyway, about my stories. I don't write stuff like angst or anything, I prefer to write more light-hearted stories (hey, call me a happy butterfly lover but come on, I for one do not like to read overly depressing stories, ya know?) Ok, so my stories are in an awful state at the moment. Harry Snotter and the Unimpressive Parody is on hiatus, I will continue it when i damn please. And Sympathy for the Devil, well, i'm making some progress on that so maybe i wont remove it...yet...

Some bands i like (wow, this is random): Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Grateful Dead, Sublime, Beatles, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, The Who, Red hot chili peppers.

Order of the Phoenix Excerpt of the Week/Month/Whatever:
"Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up an realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection.

peese owt

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Painting an Oyster by Tiny Q reviews
Ginny's a dog person and Draco's a, well, Draco's a Draco person. So what happens when the two stumble across each other years after they graduate? Sparks, that's what. However, neither of them realises what is happening until it is far too late...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 222,068 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Opportunities by LoveMeMadly reviews
Ginny is sick of Draco, but will a couple of nights locked together in the same room change her mind, and even possibly her life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Finding Cinderella by WhiteRosePetaL reviews
WANTED: A real beauty, with long red hair aka Cinderella. An amazing night. All that was left of her was her scent and a shoe. He wants her back, even if he doesn't know who she is, and thats what he'll get because Malfoys always get what they want.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Dear Winifred by youngwriter56 reviews
Dear Diary sounded too girly. Draco's a sex loving masculine man. Of course! Until of course, he meets the little Weasley and become a bit... just a bit... more feminine like his diary, Winifred. A typical love story... all in Draco's POV! completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,105 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Baby Draco by SilverFangs reviews
Curiosity killed the cat. But for Draco, it was fate worse than death when he was accidentally turned into an eight-month-old baby and found himself in the care of the Weasleys. (It was previously deleted). Rating revised for precaution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,747 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Hunt for Prince Charming by VirtualFaerie reviews
This year I have a goal. Yes, Ginny Weasley has a goal. Amazing, huh? Well, I guess it isn’t really a goal. It’s more of task really. I’m going to hunt for my Prince Charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,728 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
If I Have To by Nymphean reviews
A light-hearted (sort of) gift fic for Mereschino. Hermione wants to snag the man of her dreams, and Ginny steps in to help. Will both girls get more than they bargained for in the love department? GWDM, HGBZ (for now), with an extremely jealous Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Ginny and Draco Do America by Anise reviews
Much madness and satire of pop culture ensues when Draco, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione must drive 2,500 miles in a Honda Civic to rescue Harry from a horrible fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,654 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2002 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
P.S. I Love You by VirtualFaerie reviews
Ginny is in her sixth year and still loves Harry, or at least thinks she does. Will a run in with Draco in the library change things? She decides to get Draco back for insulting her...how? READ! PG-13 for swearing. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,025 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/31/2002 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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Sympathy for the Devil reviews
Just another cliched DG fic. Draco Malfoy makes a bet with Ron: He has to get a girl by Valentine's Day. Easy, right? Wrong. PG-13 for language I guess...although it really isn't that strong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Harry Snotter and the Unimpressive Parody reviews
It's Harry Snotter's fifth year at Hogwarts and there's a mysterious new DADA teacher *cue suspensful music* Who is this shady new Professor? Why do you care? Reviews welcome, flames even more so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003