I do not read review replies or PMs, kiddos. If you think you have the balls to bitch at me, please feel free to visit here.

If you have something else to say or just want some 'tainment, you're welcome to visit here.

So, I've decided to launch another forum. This one will be for those who were flamed who actually give a shit about improving their writing. For those who want some help, go here: The Furnace.

For those who want to bitch and moan, or just want some 'tainment, go here: The Fireplace.

Congratulations to the latest DoucheBag of the Week winner for January 19, 2008 until a better candidate comes along...

Indiglo aka Aquaqueen. (Just think of this as free advertising for your cause...)

For a little commentary on why, including use of the words libeling, egregious, and the Indigo Girls, please visit here and read post #37.

Congratulations, kiddo and feel proud! You beat out a plethora of worthy candidates.

If you're here, it probably means you've received a review from me for some piece of shit you posted here. I'm perfectly within my rights according to the guidelines to leave whatever opinion I want to, so there's nothing you can do about it, except...

get over it.

Most of the time, I flame shit-fics. Occasionally, I flame mediocre fics. I never flame good fics, so if you think I've flamed a good story, you obviously have lower standards than I do.

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FLAMED RANDOMLY, FUCKTARDS. YOU HAVE BEEN FLAMED BECAUSE ONE OR MORE OF THESE APPLY TO YOU OR YOUR PIECE OF SHIT YOU CALL A STORY (I am an equal-opportunity flamer. You haven't been flamed because you're a Christian or you write yaoi, or some other fucked-up excuse. You were flamed because your writing is shit. See? It makes things easier if you just stop hiding behind excuses and admit the truth to yourself):

1. You can't fucking spell and/or you know less grammar than a six year old.

2. You try to blind your readers by bolding or italicizing EVERY FUCKING WORD.

3. You are too fucking retarded to use the enter key.

4. Your story isn't fan fiction (usually instead about some fucked up wetdream involving a boy band then posted in the "Musicals" category or poet wannabes who've never heard of FICTIONPRESS).

5. You whore for reviews.

6. You enjoy letting your fucked-up OCs/Inserts rape canon on a regular basis.

7. You have A/Ns longer than the story, and they include conversations with your other fucked up personalities that no one gives two shits about.

8. Your A/Ns include some fucktastic seizure you had over someone trying to leave you criticism.

9. Your penname lOoKsLiKeThIsXxxXxxXxX and/or includes "Mrs" Canon Character name.

10. Someone associated with you caught me on a bad, bad day (This reason has been retired for some time now. If you've been flamed, it's due to one or more of reasons one through nine).