I can't give you my ful name, but I can give you my nickname(s) and those are Ivy, NinjaGirl or Ventus Ninja so you can call me that. The sport I LOVE and train is Handball. The position I play is pivot.

Here are some informations about me:

Day and Month of Birth: 4. January

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

Hair/Eye Colour: Brown/Brown

Favourite Colour: Blue

Favourite Character: Robin (Young Justice), Erik (The Phantom of The Opera 2004 Movie), Shun Kazami (BBB)

Favourite Band: The Wanted, Jonas Brothers

Favourite Singer(s): Jesse McCartney / Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato

Favourite Actor/Actress: Ben Barnes / Julia Roberts

Favourite Movie: Dorian Gray, The Phantom of The Opera, Batman: Under The Red Hood

Favourite Book: Twilight Saga by Stephenie Mayer and Portrait of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

Favourite Song(s): Music of The Night, Point of No Return (both from PotO), All Time Low, Heart Vacancy, Let's Get Ugly, Golden, Behind Bars (all from The Wanted)

Favourite Anime: Okane ga Nai, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Bakugan Battle Brawlers: New Vestroia

That's that as long as I can remember but I will probably add something if I remember...

I would also like to apologise if I didn't write something properly but I'm trying after all here where I live English isn't in use much.

I hope I'm not too boring. :)

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If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you hear the Naruto characters voices in your head, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name if you hate Karin from Naruto: Kakashi Forever, Hatake Kazumi

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Sasuke and Shikamaru

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruSasu and SasuSaku

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Bit of both ^^;

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. *sob* I don't own anything from Naruto sadly. There isn't anything to buy in my country

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Nara Shikamaru

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Naruto and Hinata!!

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Can it be both?? ^^

9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Yes

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? He is!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? ITACHI!!

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Ummm... I'm more Pro-Sasuke than Anti

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? NO!! ;-( But I'm getting there even though I have loots of episodes to watch.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Np :(

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yes.

17) Sub or dub? Sub!

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti- Sakra. Sorry

19) Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny!

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? I think it is Madara who has taken over Obito's body to live longer.

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Beetween

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Deidara!

23) Rock Lee = Weird or awesome? Both.

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? IDK

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Yes

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? No

27) Do you like lemons? No.

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Nope.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? No

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? My brother

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No to both

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF?' No

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life: No! Grades: No!

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No... I'm broke 'cuz i don't get paid.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Maybe ;)

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yes.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No

40) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Not much

Sakura:Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

THIS WILL HAPPEN!!

Don't you think so?

Sakura hears a knock at her door. She opens it, no one's there. But there is a bouquet of 16 roses at her door.

Where did these come from? She wondered. She picked it up and saw that there was a note, it said:

Dear Sakura,

I love you and I will until the last rose in this bouqet dies.

"Util the last rose dies? Well then I guess he'll love me for only - " She stopped because she noticed that one of the roses was...plastic. She stared in amazment, but she still thought of somthing, Who was it?

As she took the roses back into her house a pair of onyx eyes peeked around the corner, She took the roses, i wonder if she'll ever know it was me...the eyes thought.

IF YOU LIKE SASUSAKU OR HATE SASURIN POST HTIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!

SASUSAKU FOREVER! KARIN NEEDS TO DIE!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1) Kakashi

2) Sasuke

3) Shikamaru

4) Rock Lee

5) Naruto

6) Kiba

7) Gaara

8) Itachi

9) Sakura

10) Tsunade

11) Gai

12) Itachi

I'm a little bit in love with Nick Jonas.

Not because he's most extremely good looking.

So are lot's of guys.

Not because he has such a wonderful voice.

Lots of guys do.

Not because teenage magazines tend to say that the Jonas Brothers are 'in'.

If AID's suddenly became 'in', i wouldn't run around having sex all the time so that i could catch it.

Not because him and his brothers were on Hannah Montana.

So was Jesse McCartney.

Not because lots of other teenage girls like him.

Lots of teenagers like N-Dubz; i think they're chavy and annoying.

Not because he's famous.

Osama Bin Laden is famous.

I'm a little bit in love with Nick Jonas, because...

When he sings, he doesn't call girls 'sexy' or talk about having sex or getting high;

He calls girls beautiful, and believes in love, rather than lust.

Despite having type 1 Diabetes, he's still managed to have a successful career;

He hasn't given up, and begged sympathy for something he can live with.

He wears a chastity ring, and not just for show;

He doesn't think that relationships have to be intimate to last.

He set up a charity for kids with Diabeties;

Because he understands that he's not the only one with an illness.

He's a christian, and isn't afraid to let the world know he is.

And, unlike all those celebrities who claim they got where they are by themselves, he can acknowledge that his fans have helped him reach the level of fame he's at now.

I'll admit, his gorgeousness and beautiful voice are the first thing that caught me attention.

But i'm a little bit in love with Nick Jonas because of who he is,

And what he's not.

If you love Nick Jonas because he's a wonderful, sweet, considerate guy, and not because he's a celebrity, re-post this.

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

End Homophobia:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black, when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If Kevin died, we'd no longer have that funny feeling inside. If Nick died, There'd be no one to look cool and serious even when everyone else is trying to be funny. If Joe died, you'd never see that awesome hair flip or think a joke was ever funny again. If the Jonas Brothers all died, we'd all die too, because a Jonas fan does everything a Jonas does and we're the best fans in the world. If you would do anything to protect the Jonas Brothers and support them with all your heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

~ 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one os the 2 who has not , copy & paste this in your profile. ~

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- Grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...
-KISS YOU
-ASK YOU OUT
-CALL YOU

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with cartoons or cartoon people/animals, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate Racism, Copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

If you've ever walked into a doorway/wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST be a loner.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

Rules:
1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or mp3 Player, or whatever you use)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. Don't lie and pretend you're cool.4. Don't be a mod-hugging n00b and report this.

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY
Should've Said No - Taylor Swift

2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Somebody To Love - Justin Bieber (idk maybe)

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Games - Jonas Brothers (nuh-uh soo not true)

4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Paralyzed - Corbin Bleu

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Falling Over Me - Demi Lovato (ok???)

6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Lady Marmelade - Christina Aguilera, P!nk, Mya, Lil' Kim (wierd, i could svear that's not it)

7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Naturally - Selena Gomez

8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
What About Me - Emily Osment (i guess)

9) WHAT IS 2 2?
Im The End - Nick Jonas and The Administration

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Video Girl - Jonas Brothers (i so do NOT)

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Enrique Iglesias - Bailamos

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Bodies - Robie Wiliams (WTF???)

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Undisclosed Desires - Muse (huh?)

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Jesse McCartney - Come To Me (nice :)

15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
The Way I Loved You - Taylor Swift (seems apropriate i guess)

16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
I Learned From You - Miley Cyrus ft. Billy Ray

17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Introducing Me - Camp Rock 2 Soundtrack (Preformer: Nick Jonas) (that's not my hobby but what evah)

18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Uprising - Muse

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Stuck In The Moment - Justin Bieber

20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Transylvania - Mc Fly

21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
All Eyes On Me - Goo Goo Dols (it couldn't be more private?)

22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
World War III - Jonas Brothers

23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
The Boys Are Back - US5

24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Vesper's Goodbye - Nick Jonas and The Administration (sooo true)

25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
I Don't Miss You At All - Selena Gomez & The Scene

26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
One step closer -Linkin Park

27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Morning After Dark - Timbaland ft. SoShy and Nelly Furtado (umm..?)

28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
The Saltwater Room - Owl City

29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Turn Right - Jonas Brothers (my heart hurts listening to this song, idk why)

30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS JOURNAL AS? Now or Never - High School Musical 3 Soundtrack

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Kick @$$ Proverbs

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who run beside car is fast.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man who smoke pot choke on handle.

Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.

Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

Man who stutters has a lot to say.

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand..

Junk is something you ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door..

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have done so much for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything with nothing.

Half of the people in the world are below average.

To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.

I can resist everything except temptation.

It's a great satisfaction knowing that for a brief point in time you made a difference.

The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

There are three faithful friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Hope you could read them ALL...
Mostly by Confucius
get it Confusing