Interests!: TES series, Doctor who, Axe cop, Homestuck, Dc comics, Megaman series

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. Even If I caught it I wouldn't even know what to do with it. Y'know I'd just do things. The mob has plans. The cops have plans. YO MAMA'S GOT PLANS. Y'know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this website with a few fanfics and a couple of reviews. Hm? Y'know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "According to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the forums that a high school musical fic will get bashed, or a truckload of forums will get trolled, No one panics. Because It's all. Part of the plan. But when i say that one, tiny, popular fanfiction will get bashed, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order. And everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fear.

Jokes:

I remember when my brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. Smashing furniture, and...Flinging his own feces at things. That was the last time we ever played monopoly.