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The Notebook: Cullen Style! by
BubblyAmericanWriter1 reviews
Bella finds this old notebook as she's going through all of her junk and she decides that she isn't going to talk for an entire two months. Instead, she'll be communicating through that said notebook. The Cullens aren't human! Canon pairings! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Things Rosalie Isn't Allowed To Do by
Rebecca a.k.a Mrs. Jasper Hale reviews
A list of things Rosalie Hale isn't allowed to do. Rated T just to be safe, though it isn't imo too bad. Twilight is copyright to Stephenie Meyer, such as all characters ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Rosalie
Nessie therapy by
Awesomeness 101 reviews
This is for my good friend SilhouettedStarlight21. It is not very good, but oh well any way, Nessie walks in on Edward and Bella "together" one night and so they take her to therapy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Braindead by
Scrawlding reviews
Edward makes an interesting discovery about Bella. Crack-fic ish Warning *spoiler* Warning *spoiler* Breaking Dawn spoiler. You were warned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pissing of the Twilight Characters by
Anonymoussss reviews
Ways to piss off the numerous characters in Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Twister by
Rogue12158 reviews
Quote: "Alright, Edward. Right hand, my ass."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When by
Number-1- Twilighters reviews
You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Twilight rules by
lalababee reviews
13 rules of how to treat your Twilight books.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Ten Reasons Why I Hate Jacob Black by
sugarhigh123 reviews
These are 10 reasons why I hate Jacob. Probably not for Jacob lovers, unless you want your flames to be used to help burn Jacob in hell. Definitely for Edward lovers, though. Funny and creative, I hope. Die Jacob, die!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When by
Karin Ochibi-chan reviews
We've seen what extreme Twilight haters do, but what about extreme Twilight lovers? Let's take a look, shall we? For SuperJGirl5's birthday! Happy Birthday SuperJGirl5!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete