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Name: Fallen

Gender: Female

About Me: I'm about 5'6" with an average build. I have chin length curly blond hair, a oblong/square face and green/gray/blue eyes. I'm an optimist by nature and have a seemingly endless supply of energy. I'm a dedicated musician and vocalist. I've participated in group choirs for over nine years and an ensemble band for over six years. I have a slightly unhealthy obsession with flames and explosives. I enjoy spending my time reading, writing stories or poetry, spending time with my family and friends, hiking, caving, and studying psychology and sociology.


Favorite Quotes:

The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”
--The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene

"Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson

“Whatever my grievances, Headmaster,” She said in a dead-on impression of Dumbledore. “I am sure I can address them best by pinning you to the outer wall of your castle and skinning you alive. Knife?” She asked in the exact same tone Dumbledore had used and opened her cloak to reveal lines and lines of glittering weapons.
--Had I Known by kalyl silverstorm

“And you’re telling me that it was Uchiha that stole Naruto-kun’s clothes, is that it?”
Iruka nodded grumpily, feeling frustrated at seeing Kakashi appear so…devious all of a sudden, as if something of the utmost hilarity had just been revealed to him.
“Though to be fair, Naruto started it, I think he pinned Sasuke’s mobile phone number on the main notice board,” said Iruka, shaking his head.
“Really?” asked Kakashi, managing to keep his voice from trembling with laughter. Suddenly, Sasuke’s bad mood a week ago, coupled with the near constant ringing- only to have mysteriously stopped after something that sounded suspiciously like plastic being smashed against a wall-made a lot more sense.
--From Under the Star Filled Sky by Petileo

Fuji could feel an icy fury settle in his veins. Tightening his hold on his clueless kitten, he decided to make an example out of the cocky girl. He smiled disparagingly and told her in a falsely kind voice: “Since it seems like you have a learning deficiency I’ll take care to explain it to you slowly and in short words. He is not interested in you or your friend. Neither does he wish to talk or otherwise spend time with you. He is mine and I do not share. Did you get it now or shall I use visual aids as well?”
--Enigmatic Prey by nlblake

“Correct Headmaster,” I said pleased with where this was going. “And just because we are Slytherins, doesn’t mean we are evil. Just because others are light wizards doesn’t mean that they are entirely good. Just because someone is old, doesn’t mean they are wise. Just because someone is powerful doesn’t mean they are strong. Just because someone makes a mistake doesn’t mean they are irredeemable. Just because someone has knowledge doesn’t mean they are smart. Just because someone has killed doesn’t mean they should be condemned. And just because I said this, doesn’t make it truth. So tell me Professor, which one are you?”
--Chasm of Darkness by Twinfetish

"I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit. I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet. I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain. And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate."
--Motorhead

“Steel and Stones are hard on Bones/ aimed with Angry Art./ Words can sting like anything/ but Silence breaks the Heart.”
--Hidden Behind the Mask by Kagetsuki Tsukishiro

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards."
--Unknown

“How about this one – Ebony and Phoenix feather. Ten inches, springy. Try.”
Wondering just what might happen this time, Harry flicked the wand. A jet of fire shot out of the wand and set the first wand on fire. Flitwick gave a panicked squawk, and leapt to his feet, while Ollivander hurriedly pulled out his own wand and flicked it, sending a jet of water to put it out, but it wasn’t working much, except making it splutter sparks at them. It was only when Flitwick joined him that it was smothered by water. It hissed, sending out a small billow of black smoke that made their eyes itch.
Harry’s eyes shone as he looked at the wand in admiration. Oh, his mild Pyromaniac side was cheering. Somehow, this time Harry saw a mental Sasuke joining the howling-with-laughter mental Naruto beaming and snickering next to him.
“Oh, I like this wand!” Harry exclaimed. He turned to Flitwick and Ollivander, who were looking a little singed at this point. “Hey, can I have this one?”
“NO!” both of them howled at him.
Harry sweat-dropped and, pouting, placed the wand next to the charred remains of the first.
--Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai

Toushiro laughed, agreeing. "I concur. Life's a bitch, then you die, and the afterlife continues to be a bitch until you die again."
--Remnants of a Forgotten Dream by FFPA

“You’re a really stupid woman if you want to take your anger out on a toy, even if it does resemble a demon fox. Wow. Give yourself a pat on the back, for I’m sure your mind must truly believe that the stuffing used to create this doll is made out of 99 percent evil and 1 percent demon. I hope you’re proud of yourself for turning your blind hatred onto inanimate objects.”
--Naruto the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur

Sakura was discreetly (to her) hiding a syringe, waiting for Sasuke to drop his guard so she could acquire some blood for her Sasuke shrine. Sasuke, well aware of the girl’s intentions, had moved across the room from her, and was eyeing her suspiciously.
--Naruto the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur

“My name is… Uchiha Sasuke.” Here a dramatic wind started blowing through his hair, causing the duck-ass to start to flutter in the breeze, his bangs whipping around. The wind quieted, after Kakashi sent a suspicious glance at Naruto who’s mouth was twitching. The introduction continued. “I have no likes, and many dislikes, mainly my fangirls.” Sakura, who had heard this as ‘I love Sakura, I dislike not having Sakura around, and dislike all fangirls besides my Sakura’ had squealed out a ‘I love you too, Sasuke-kun!’ and had to be apprehended before she could attempt to rape the Uchiha heir. After the interruption was quieted, he continued. “Dreams for the future…? I don’t want to call it a dream. It’s more of an ambition… to kill…a certain man…” here the dramatic wind blew back full force, a foreign light source shining down on him as if to create a spotlight, which both disappeared when Kakashi glared at Naruto again. “I specialize in fire jutsu, and as soon as I unlock my Sharingan, I’ll be unstoppable.”
--Naruto the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur

The oddest occurrence, however, is what happened at around midnight at the beginning of the final day.
A squirrel.
A colossal squirrel towering over the trees of the Forest of Death made completely out of controlled flame, which was picking up ninjas in its cute (yet superheated) claws and chomping on them. Oddly enough, there seemed to be a long haired golden-blonde rider standing atop the tip of one of its ears.
A piercing scream sounding like rusted senbon on a chalkboard, or perhaps a certain Haruno, echoed over the trees, scattering any remaining birds that had tried to brave the flaming squirrel.
The rider looked towards the sound, before urging the behemoth of molten flame towards the sound, not seeming at all fazed or uncomfortable with riding an entity made entirely of fire.
Anko and the rest of the jounin stared at the retreating trail of smoke from the squirrel, quite a few pondering at how the trees didn’t catch fire.
The dumbfounded silence at the event that had never in the history of the Shinobi Countries been done was broken by a certain Snake Mistress, who was staring almost uncomprehendingly at the back of the flame squirrel, her popcorn forgotten.
“I totally want to have his child.”
--Naruto the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur

Disclaimer: Sanity is just like gravity; all it takes is a little disclaimer!
--Taken from chapter 10 of The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw

Kurenai looked at another couple, Iruka and Anko. Anko was trying to feed her beau but she was actually making it worse by feeding him her own cooking. The poor man looked incredibly sick but he continued to eat. It showed that he really cared for her.
“He’s digging his grave you know?” Asuma joked
“I think it’s kind of sweet. He knows how to treat a lady.” She said
“That’s not treating a lady right. That’s suicide mixed with denial.”
--Mizukage by Dragon6

He was so pissed he didn’t notice the large chakra signatures outside his door as they knocked. He walked over to the door completely oblivious to the danger on the other side.
He opened the door and saw a guy that looked like a shark and another one that looked almost exactly like Sasuke.
“Uzumaki Naruto.” Said the Sasuke look alike in an emotionless voice before continuing. “You are to co--” He was interrupted as Naruto lazily waved a hand dismissively.
“Yeah, yeah whatever, why don’t you wait for that perverted lecher to get back here and you can ask him all the questions you’ve got I’m sure he’ll answer them.”
And with that he closed the door in their faces. The Sasuke look alike remained expressionless while the shark like guy twitched in annoyance. But he calmly raised his hand and knocked/banged on the door.
The door cracked open just enough for Naruto’s hand to poke through and attach a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on it.
--The Strength of Brothers by LD 1449


Longer Favorite Quotes/Lists:

Note: Most of this stuff has been copied and pasted off of different sites and profile pages I've stumbled across. NOT MINE!

WHY HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

WHO AM I?

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

How Completely Stereotypical
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I don’t have a POLITICAL PARTY, so I MUST have no opinion on how our country is run.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT 1'S and 2'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and/or YURI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to REN-FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


Your Easy Guide to FanFiction Abbreviations!!

Abandoned - The story is no longer continued.

AH - All Human

AU - Alternate Universe

Flame - To leave a comment that is nothing but hate-filled criticism.

Fluff - Really Cutesy Stuff; Sweet Romantic Style

Het - Heterosexual

Hiatus - On Hold

Loli - GirlxGirl consisting of an underage girl (usually preteen or younger) and an older sexual partner (usually at least ten years older) OR two underage girls (usually preteen or younger) having sex together.

Mary Sue: A completely unrealistic, fictional female character that is (most of the time) completely annoying and falls magically in love with an actual character. (Be warned, if you write stories with Mary Sues, they are heavily flamed.)

Mpreg - Male Pregnancy

N/C - Non Consensual Sex (Rape)

NonCon - Non Consensual Sex (Rape)

OC - Original Character

OFC - Original Fictional Character

OMC - Originally Made Character

OOC - Out Of Character (The character not acting as they would in the original show/movie/book.)

Shounenai/Shounen Ai - Softer BoyxBoy (Most of the time. Probably means lots of fluff.)

Shouta - BoyxBoy consisting of an underage boy (usually preteen or younger) and an older sexual partner (usually at least ten years older) OR two underage boys (usually preteen or younger) having sex together.

Slash - BoyxBoy

Up For Adoption: Anyone can take and continue the story.

Yaoi - BoyxBoy

Yuri - GirlxGirl

OPEN DISCLAIMER:

ANYTHING YOU SEE IN MY STORIES THAT YOU RECOGNIZE FROM AN EXISTING BOOK, MOVIE, TV SHOW, ANIME, MANGA, OR PLAY: I DO NOT OWN.

ANYTHING YOU SEE IN MY STORIES THAT YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE FROM AN EXISTING BOOK, MOVIE, TV SHOW, ANIME, MANGA OR PLAY: IT BELONGS TO ME.

More specific disclaimers for things such as slash or gore will be put into individual stories as needed.


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Patchwork Wishes by DracaDelirus reviews
AU Harry Potter's Holidays: Nine-year-old Harry has never had luck on his side, but maybe if he wishes very hard...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 440,418 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 484,412 - Reviews: 4495 - Favs: 8,421 - Follows: 8,134 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 200 - Words: 868,527 - Reviews: 4891 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 137,582 - Reviews: 2707 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 4,470 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 12022 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews
L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature! Translation in Russian on profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
We'll Walk In Ecstasy by ED of Oblivion reviews
An alien anomaly changes Jim in a way no one could have predicted. His relationship with Spock is ultimately put to the test. Vulcan!Kirk. Kirk/Spock. Plot reverse of "The Chase."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,184 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/20/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 4,529 - Follows: 3,878 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 6,818 - Follows: 1,421 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 5,634 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Carnival of Dark and Dangerous Creatures by DragonDi reviews
Four years ago, Remus Lupin lost his friends to death and betrayal. Now he finds himself betrayed once more, and in a place where death may very well be preferred. Winner of the 2009 Hourglass Awards Admin's Choice Award for Drama at The Unknowable Room
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 173,547 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 4105 - Favs: 5,755 - Follows: 3,188 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Indestructible by Kali Ayers reviews
Meruran Erufib is the typical human girl, except for the habit of surviving things she shouldn't. This little thing effects one in three and a half million, and there is a toddler that needs it to help. HieiOC Keeps to timeline after Sensu
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 259,275 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Hiei
The Missing Link by Emilio reviews
Can a rainstorm bring a homeless Inu Yasha and Kagome together? YOU BET IT CAN! [Inu x Kag] Au.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,089 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Hunger by Eligent reviews
What can make you change everything you are and turn you into something you never thought you'd be? When someone is coming for one of your own, your whole team hurts, which the BAU painfully learns as an unsub seeks revenge in the deadliest way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,684 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
To Serve and Protect by Yanagi-wa reviews
Joey has been undercover since he graduated highschool at the age of eighteen. Does he get to relax after his last assignment, of course not he winds up protecting Seto Kaiba from a stalker. Violence, abuse, yaoi. JoeySeto
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 227,362 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete