nec·ro·phil·i·a (něk'rə-fĭl'ē-ə)
n. Obsessive fascination with death and corpses. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with corpses.

On to the random lists!

Fav. words:

Conundrum: Anything that puzzles.

Paradoxical: Seemingly contradictory, yet may nonetheless be true

Things that piss me off:

10. Beauty contests. They're retarded and superficial.

9. The the sixth Harry Potter book. He bitches his way all the way through it, and... NOTHING HAPPENS!! NO...THING... AT... FREAKING... ALL!! (well, except for Dumbledore dying... and all that crap w/ Snape... and...blah.)

8. The guys who made Epic Movie. I'm part of their targeted audience (teenage geeks), and I think they should BURN in HELL.

7. Most of the biased, right-wing media--namely Fox News, WHO, by the way, are or were taking talking points from the White House! I knew it!

6. High School Friggin' Musical f-ing THREE. They got this into fking THEATERS. SERIOUSLY.

5. Books based on movies. I mean, WHAT THE HELL?? HIGH SCHOOL FRIGGIN' MUSICAL THE BOOK WAS ON THE NEW YORK FRIGGIN' TIMES KID'S BEST-SELLER LIST!!

4. Tacky, stereotypical, teenage-girl-aimed crap aimed at teenage girls like Zoey 101 with stereotypical blond girls and squealing and s#!t.

3. Boring teachers. Not mean ones--they're funny--but the boring ones that manage to make everything sound boring and stupid. I had one of these in science last year. Science and boring people are not a good mix.

2. South Park. Absolutely retarded.

1. George Bush. 'Nuff said.

Good movies:

Stranger Than Fiction: Yeah, it's a bit corny, but I think the writing was fantastic. This was one of the movies where Will Ferrel was actually good instead of shouting randomly and being attacked by cougars.

The Dark Knight: I worship Heath Ledger. Seriously. Epic. Simply epic.

Wall-E: Yeah, it's a bit below my age level, but you really can't argue with Pixar. (Except that they're making a THIRD Toy Story movie. Jesus.) Plus, it had a nice message about American consumerism slowly leading to our own demise. And cute robots. Lots of cute robots. :D

Being John Malkovitch: Possibly the weirdest thing I have EVER seen. Like, EVER. Of course, this is now my all-time favorite movie. YAY!

Heathers: This movie is literally about a two kids who start killing the popular kids. AWESOME.

Books: (oh boy, where to begin?)

Twilight: My obsession has deepened disturbingly since he release of Breaking Dawn. Lets see, how many times have I read it so far...? ...Twelve. I think. Maybe twelve and a half. Yeah. And I still have it hidden under my mattress.

The Bartimaeus Trilogy: I will read anything with sarcastic demons. Especially sarcastic BRITISH demons.

Pendragon: They still make the list, even though lately they've been making less and less sense.

Anything by Agatha Christie: No, this is not a book title. I worship Agatha Christie. Seriously.

TV shows:

Doctor Who: Who knew a depressed, lonely, British, time-traveling alien could be so lovable? David Tennent should be the object of worship in some religion. And he probably is. Though it would be more of a cult. An extremely dorky cult.

30 Rock: I found this show killing some time on the INTERNETS. Yeah, and it's awesome. Tina Fey rox mah sox.

Whose Line is it Anyway?: It's like a fifth-grade theater class, but with more interesting people. And Colin Mochrie's dinosaur impression.

House M.D.: ...I just like watching assholes spout one-liners...

Countdown With Keith Olbermann: Yes, a news show is in my favorites. I LOVE YOU KEITH!!

And then, somewhere in between TV and movies is Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog. "'Billy, you're driving a spork into your leg.' 'So I am. Hilarious!'" Woot!

ME:

Name: None of your buisness--call me Sherrry. With three R's. Yeeeaaah.

Gender: Female. Duh.

Age: However old you want me to be, sugar. wink, wink.

Hair color: Red. And aren't you jealous.

Eyes: Green, which, along with the hair, makes me look like a retarded Irish drunk. Which is offensive, because I'm usually not drunk.

Weight: ...Seriously?

Other: Let's see... I'm extremely, blatantly liberal, a volenteer and donator for Obama and a few charities; I seem to love obscure things, or things that haven't quite caught on yet, and when they do, I'm left in the dust saying, "...but I saw them first..."; and my two favorite things in the world are muffins and hot chocolate. Consequently, my two least favorite things are work, Bill O'Rielly (not sure how to spell his name), and math. I'm intensly political, and I don't particularly like unbiased news. I think it's important to have around, but I like hearing my own opinions repeated by news people. Especialy Keith Olbermann. :D Keith Olbermann... Le sigh... Hey, at least MSNBC doesn't pretend to be unbiased like Fox. I mean, come on. Have you seen their ads? Fair and balanced my ass.

Oh, by the way. My work tends to be dark to the point of hilarity, and I like cursing. When I'm speaking outside of a story I usually pre-delete my explitives, like f-ing instead of fucking, but inside of a story, don't get your hopes up. Don't PM me or review complaining about that. Also I don't usually directly answer a review--I will if it's a direct question, and maybe thank you in the A/N. But otherwise, nuh-uh. I don't like having my inbox cluttered up, so I'll give you the same courtesy. Just a warning here.

Status: working up the courage to write