Presumptuous Cynic
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Joined 07-13-09, id: 2005997, Profile Updated: 05-31-14
Author has written 6 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Shake It Up!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

My name is Mia. I'm going into my senior year of high school.

I experience many periods of writer's block, so don't expect much.

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? My closet has no doors.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? No. That's my grandmother's job.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Tucked in.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? I'm no Shizuo.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes? Yes.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Not really.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? BEAR.

8: Do you have freckles? No.

9: Do you always smile for pictures? Not always.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve? People who talk to me while I'm listening to music.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Rarely.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods? No. However, I've peed behind a white van.

13: What about pooped in the woods? No.

14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? YES!

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? I used to.

16: How many people have you slept with this week? None.

17: What size is your bed? Single. Very small.

18: What is your Song of the week? I don't think I have one. It's all just a bunch of mumbo jumbo.

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? YEEEEEEEEES.

20: Do you still watch cartoons? Yes. Whoever says that cartoons are for kids have never heard of anime or any really good cartoons. Hell, if 20 year olds want to watch Adventure Time, why not?

21: Whats your least favorite movie? Man of Steel. Give me a puke bag.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? In the creek that's off our dirt trail.

23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size? 32 B.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? BBQ sauceee.

25: What is your favorite food? Kimchi or my grandmother's cooking.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Spirited Away.

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? Justin.

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yes.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? I don't think that's bad or anything if you want to do that, but personally I wouldn't.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? To my mother. Which, I never sent.

31: Can you change the oil on a car? No.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? I don't even have a license yet. Lol.

33: Ever ran out of gas? See above.

34: Favorite kind of sandwich? Anything with bagels and meat.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? Bagel with any kind of cream cheese (my favorite is strawberry cream cheese)

36: What is your usual bedtime? *Laughs.*

37: Are you lazy? Stupid question. Next.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Pfft. I still dress up for Halloween. I can't remember what I was last year, though... ._.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? That's the animal thing, yeah? Umm, Ox.

40: Are you horny? Sometimes. Well. 35% of the time.

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? LEGOS.

43: Are you stubborn? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? I don't watch either.

45: Ever watch soap operas? Yon Gonzalez, please

46: Are you afraid of heights? Depends on the situation.

47: Do you sing in the car? If no one was there, I would be belting Defying Gravity so hard...

48: Do you sing in the shower? Sometimes.

49: Do you dance in the car? I would.

50: Ever used a gun? Yeah.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Yearbook.

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yeah. And they're wonderful.

53: Is Christmas stressful? You don't understand the struggle.

54: Ever eat a pierogi? A what?

55: Favorite type of fruit pie? None.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Video game designer.

57: Do you believe in ghosts? Don't ask me that.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yeah.

59: Take a vitamin daily? Yeah, but I forget. Speaking of which...

60: Wear slippers? Yeah.

61: Wear a bath robe? Yeah.

62: What do you wear to bed? Shirt, panties.

63: First concert? Greyson Chance and BTR Wisconsin Fair.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Walmart, since it's closest to me.

65: Nike or Adidas? Neither.

66: Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No.

69: Ever take dance lessons? Yeah.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? At one point, it was military. Then, my mother told me it might be an aspiring writer...

71: Can you curl your tongue? Yeah.

72: Ever won a spelling bee? No.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yeah.

74: Own any record albums? No.

75: Own a record player? No.

76: Regularly burn incense? Not regularly. I wish, though. But I prefer candles.

77: Ever been in love? Yeah...

78: Who would you like to see in concert? Krewella. That must be some crazy shit.

79: What was the last concert you saw? My first.

80: Hot tea or cold tea? HOT AND NOTHING BUT.

81: Tea or coffee? Depends on the mood. I prefer tea when I'm happy or sad, coffee when I'm calm or frustrated. ... Yeah, it's weird.

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? Sugar.

83: Can you swim well? I'm okay.

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yeah.

85: Are you patient? No.

86: DJ or band, at a wedding? Never thought of it... HOW ABOUT BOTH.

87: Ever won a contest? No.

88: Ever have plastic surgery? No.

89: Which are better black or green olives? Black.

90: Can you knit or crochet? No.

91: Best room for a fireplace? Bedroom

92: Do you want to get married? Yeah, I guess.

93: If married, how long have you been married? Nope.

94: Who was your HS crush? Several.

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Sometimes.

96: Do you have kids? No.

97: Do you want kids? Yes.

98: Whats your favorite color? Right now, it's some sort of violet...

99: Do you miss anyone right now? Yes. I do.

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There's Always A Tomorrow by A.M.C. Theaters reviews
"She is your world. Completely unforgettable. The glimmer of the moon, the distantly remembered sun on your skin, none of that matters with her. She is more captivating than the moon and the warmth of the fire in both of your hearts could out-shine any sun. She is the angel of your Heaven, the demon of your Hell, and the center of your Earth. You're in love with her, Vlad." "No."
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 549,094 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 1/15/2009
Letter to my Rescuer by goblinphantomgirl reviews
What would have happened if that snake hadn't bitten Gemma? My sequel to this beautiful story.
Stolen, Lucy Christopher - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,037 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 11/6/2010
Hikikomori by Conejo-sama reviews
A young boy willing to help a fellow classmate in need. A fellow hikikomori willing to help Kazuma with more than just homework. And an enigmatic avatar as powerful as King Kazma himself. As far as Kazuma knew, this was the best summer ever. KazumaxOC
Summer Wars/サマーウォーズ - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,768 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Kazuma I., King Kazuma - Complete
Edward Elric: Storyteller Extraordinaire by Phoenix Soar reviews
-"All right, all right, fine! I'll tell you a bloody bedtime story! Once upon a freakin' time...!"- Alphonse learns that asking an explosive Edward, who is royally pissed off at Colonel Roy Mustang, to tell him a bedtime story is not such a good idea ...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
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Feeling reviews
Delilah is a girl whose feelings are almost always hidden behind an emotionless mask. As she lives her life in solitude, someone unexpected pulls her out of the darkness... Gunther/OC
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Gunther H. - Complete
Dance for Your Papi reviews
Papi Espana y su hija Filipinas van a bailar... This is mostly in English, don't worry. XD SpainXOC!Philippines ONE SHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Spain - Complete
Red Roses reviews
Inspired by the AJ Rafael soundtrack, "Red Roses," a series of one shots and drabbles come, based on our favorite Hetalia countries and OC, Malaya Maganda. WARNING: Extreme language, in different...languages. XD Reader/OC x Various
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012
Wine and Rum reviews
A headstrong and prideful female captain, a trusted and loyal right hand man, and an insufferable monster known as Captain Arthur Kirkland. A love triangle almost as deadly as the Bermuda. Pirate!England x OC WARNING: LIME IN CHAPTER 8
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,827 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
I Won't Say It! reviews
Bluebells lead to singing when Alois recieves a special flower from Amelia one day. Confused and frustrated, he finds himself thinking more and more about this girl and goes to the point of singing about his feelings! Crappy summary, sorry. Alois/OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Alois T. - Complete
A Normal Date reviews
Upon hearing Ciel has never gone out on a date with his fiancee, Amelia makes it her mission to show Ciel how to treat a girl right on one. But feelings are realized when the two meet on a beautiful night... Ciel/OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Ciel P. - Complete