Quotes

Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.

Sesshomaru: Where did you get those bruises?
Rin: Uh... huh?
Sesshomaru: You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.
(stares at Rin)
Rin: (smiles while laughing happily)
Sesshomaru: What are you smiling about? I simply asked a question. I don't care. I'm just curious. (InuYasha)

Furude Rika: I'll play with you. Come here, cleaver girl. (Higurashi no naku koro ni)

Misa Amane: How could I ever face Light?
Ryuuk: Face? He likes your face. (Death Note: The Last Name)

L: Light-kun, please get Misa to shut up.

Amane Misa: Ah! She smirked at me! Misa is going to break her legs!

L: Whatever you say, I'm still taking your cake.

Yagami Light: I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!

Misa: I would never dream about living in a world without Light.

L: Yes, that would be dark.

Near: Thank you for your useful information. You two may go back now.

Aizawa: You heard that much and just say "go back"?

Near: (pouting) And so I thanked you for your useful information…

Kakashi: And hiding behind a mask. Who does he think he's fooling?

Sakura: Speak for yourself, Sensei!

Sasuke: That's it. I'm taking him out.

Sakura: Huh?

Sasuke: Who does he think he's fooling, hiding behind that mask like some sort of clown?

Sakura: Sasuke! You're so cool!

Kakashi (thinking): Wait a sec, didn't I just say that? She'll never change... (Naruto)

Kankuro: You're an interesting guy, I like you.

Naruto: You're not interesting, I don't like you.

Kankuro: (Thinking) This brat... I will kill him!

Naruto: It's kinda hard to eat myself. Oh, it's yummy! Hinata, you'll definitely be a good wife someday!

Hinata(thinking): A wife...

Sakura: They're insane.

Naruto: Probably.

Kiba: Okay, those guys need to be stopped. Naruto and I can handle that. Meanwhile, you head back at your own pace. Be careful. Your leg is still injured so don't push it.

Hinata: (Nods) I won't overdo it.

Naruto: Here's the plan. Head home at your own pace but be careful. That leg is still hurt, you know.

Kiba: Didn't I just tell her that? Were you paying attention?!

Naruto: What's that? I zoned out.

Hinata: (Blushes) Thanks, Naruto.

Kiba: (Grunts) Come on, idea boy. (Pulls Naruto by his collar)

Naruto: YO ALOE VERA! WHERE THE HELL IS SASUKE!?

Zetsu(white side): "Aloe vera"...?

Zetsu(black side): Just ignore him. (Naruto Shippuden)

Hidan: DUDE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS FREAKIN' HURTS?

Bridgette: Are you sure it's just cramps?
Ginger: Just so you know... the words "just" & "cramps" don't go together. (Ginger Snaps)

Johnny: Two nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!!! GODDAMMIT!! IT KNEW!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home!!! BUT IT KNEW!! IT KNEWWWW!! Did the DOG SEND YOU?! (Johnny The Homocidal Maniac)

Johnny: Wacky!? What the hell kind of word is that? WACKY!? I HATE that word!! Fewer words are as excruciatingly stupid!!! And used in description of me!! FOOK!

Johnny: A cheerleader! PURE EVIL!!

Johnny: Is this milk still good?!!

Victim: Huh?! *sips* Uh...yeah.

Johnny: THIS LETTUCE! HOW CRISP IS IT? HOW CRISP GODDAMMIT?!

Victim: It's fine!

Johnny: THESE FUDGE-POPS! FREEZER BURN?! FREEZER BURN?!

Victim: umm..

Johnny: EAT THE FUCKIN' WEENIE!!!

Victim: mmph... It tastes okay.

Johnny: Whew! Thanks. I haven't cleaned my fridge out in awhile, and well... You know.

Dib: (gasping) Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down. (Invader Zim)

Zim: I put a tracking device on you.
Dib: You did? Where is it?
(GIR's grabbing the back of his head)
Gir: Your head smells like a puppy!

Gir: (disguised as a dog) MEOW!

Shawn Spencer: Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked. (Psych)

Shawn Spencer: (after someone corrects him) I've heard it both ways.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: (said frequently, whenever confronted with pop culture references) I don't know what that means. (Bones)

Dr. Jack Hodgins: (after figuring something important out) King of the lab!

Special Agent Seeley Booth: I need subtitles walking in here.

Mark Davis: Kurt, how many times do I have to tell you, man? I don't do checkers. I'm a UNO guy, all right? So go grab the fucking UNO deck and we'll play, OK? (Freddy Vs. Jason)

Kia: (to Freddy) : So you're the one everyone's afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of faggot... runs around in a... Christmas sweater? I mean, come on. Get real. You're not even scary.
(taunting him)
Kia: You're not even scary. And let's talk about the butter knives. What is with the butter knives? You trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs, Mr. Krueger?
Freddy Krueger: Hmmm.
Kia: I mean, you've got these teensy-weensy little things, and Jason has got this big ol' thing like...
(Freddy points behind her, she turns, and there is Jason standing right in front of her with his machete)

(Jason approaches two ravers)
Teammate: Check out this fucking guy.
Shack: Well, hey, Jethro. This is a rave, not a Halloween party. Why don't you go find yourself a pig to fuck?
Teammate: Yeah. Invite only, cornpoke,
(Poking Jason's chest on each word)
Teammate: and you... weren't... invite...
(Jason grabs Teammate's head and twists it around. Jason then pokes him in his chest... and he falls over, dead)
Shack: Son of a bitch.

Karen: Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me? (Will and Grace)

(Ellen asked Grace to baby-sit her kids but is now upset because she assumed Will would be there as well and he is out of town and she no longer wants Grace to do it)
Ellen: You know what I just realized? Rob's sister can probably do it. She lives closer to us anyway.
Grace: Judy? The one who has to turn the lights on 14 times or the oceans will dry up?
Karen: Ellen, why would you leave your kids with someone who has such an important job?

(Will and Jack have bought a place in the country and are now trying to escape their crazy neighbours)
Will: Come on, Jack, let's try the back door.
Jack: Will Truman! Coming on to me at a time like this!

(Grace and Jack have been seeing Vince at a grocery store with another man, Dennis, and think he's cheating on Will; they don't know that he was fired and now works there, and that Dennis is his boss)
Jack: to Vince We know what's goin' on.
Grace: Yeah, we know your filthy secret.
Dennis: Vince, I want your ass in aisle five.
(Grace gasps)
Dennis: And bring the mop.
(Jack gasps)
Jack: Oh, my God. What kind of a place is this? And why do I shop anywhere else?

Liz: So I had this apartment to myself for 10 years because I was having an affair with my boss and he paid half the rent so he'd have some place nice to do it. But then he got murdered... and I couldn't really afford it on my own. So what's your story?
Karen: Since my marriage ended I've been living at The Palace and even though I've made a lot of swell friends... it's lonely.
(Karen tries to pour a soda into a glass without opening it)
Karen: I want a real home, with real people. I mean you're real, right?
Liz: (Liz opens the soda... Karen looks in awe as she pours the soda) Super real. So, okay, true or false? I'm easy to live with.
Karen: Um, true!
Liz: False! I'm a nitpicker supreme. I think it comes from all my years as a professional in the music biz.
Karen: You're in music?
Liz: I didn't want to put it on the ad because you get all these wannabees knocking on the door. I'm an office manager for the company that does those collections that you see on TV. You know "Hits of the 80's", "Ladies of the 80's", "Rock Ballad's of the 80's"... ”the 90's".
Karen: Well I can see why you'd want to keep that a secret Liz. I mean you must really never know if people are liking you for you or the 80's hits.
Liz: You should know that I like things done a certain way, just ask Melissa and Keith. They work under me. Like if they're 5 minutes late for work, I look at my watch, I look at them and they just get it. Oh my God I totally just bragged. Please tell me to shut up... cut to me still talking about myself.
Karen: Um, Liz, I know we haven't known each other very long, but I think, that you might be, just about the most interesting person I've ever met... I could learn tons from you.
Liz: Okay, okay, true or false... I think you're great?
Karen: Um, false.
Liz: True!
Karen: Oh this game is so hard!

Karen: Honey, I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face up against my palm.
Jack: (rolls eyes and does so)

Grace: What you're feeling are pangs of guilt.
Karen: What?
Grace: Guilt. Oh, boy. Ok. How am I gonna explain this one? Uh... guilt is an emotion that - Ok. Jumping ahead. An emotion is something that...
Karen: Hey, hey, hey. Come on. I know what guilt is. It's one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don't really mean anything... You know, like "maternal" or "addiction."

Chandler: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance. (Friends)

Ross: But we used a condom!

Rachel: Right, honey, but they are only 97% effective.

Ross: WHAT? They should put that on the box!

Rachel: They do!

Ross: No they don't! (Storms off to his bedroom. Pause. Returns with a box of condoms in hand) WELL THEY SHOULD PUT IT IN HUGE BLOCK LETTERS!!!

The Worm: 'Allo.
Sarah: Did you say... hello?
The Worm: No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough. (The Labyrinth)

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If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

I am but three.

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

I read this poem on Dusk-Blood_Ninja_Monkey Heart, who read it on Selinia Rosedark, who read it on RiseinFlamesMichael, who read it on Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE/TOOK ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I

DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I MUST want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES/ANIME/COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I am a SINGER, so I must be a stuck-up diva

I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I must be a rich snobby bitch.

l go to a PUBLIC SCHOOL, so I must be going no-where.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

If you agree that stereotypes are moronic, copy/paste this into your profile and bold those that apply to you. You'll be surprised how many you end up bolding.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, Sakura90873, tomboy14 , DynamicKayos, Dusk-Blood Ninja-Monkey Heart, Hana-Takahashi

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Person Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile. (Us freaks gotta stick together!)

If you are anti-social sometimes (or quite a bit of the time) and proud, post this into your profile

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', Sasuke from Naruto, Bill Clinton, Brittney Spears, Paris Hilton or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese? Or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crazy too) If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

Fashion is dressing like everyone else and being trendy. Style is when you dress like yourself and are unique. If you think fashion is crap and style is what's really important, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Favorite Couples

Elfen Lied: Lucy x Kouta

Naruto: GaaHina, ItaSaku, SasuHina, GaaSaku, KibaHina, NejiTen, InoKiba, ShikaTema, ShikaIno, SasuSaku, DeiSaku, SasoSaku, NejiHina, SuiKa

InuYasha: SessKagu, SessRin, InuKag, Miroku x Sango

Vampire Knight: Shiki x Rima, Zero x Yuuki

Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni / Umineko No Naku Koro Ni: Keiichi x Mion, Satoshi x Shion, Kanon x Jessica

Fruits Basket: Tohru x Kyo, Haru x Rin, Yuki x Machi

Invader Zim: ZaGr (Zim & Gaz Romance), DaTr (Dib & Tak Romance)

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Haruhi x Kyon

Pandora Hearts: Alice x Oz, Alice x Jack

Soul Eater: SoMa, TsuStar, Kid x Chrona

Favorites

Favorite Anime/Manga: Death Note, Higurashi/Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, Elfen Lied, Bokutatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan, Pandora Hearts, Naruto, Chobits, InuYasha, Vampire Knight, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and Fruits Basket.

Favorite TV Shows/Movies: Nightmare On Elm Street, Ginger Snaps, Dog Soldiers, Inhabited, Bones, Invader Zim, Supernatural, Blood & Chocolate, and Donnie Darko.

Favorite Colors: Violet, Blood Red, Black, Blue, Lavender and Lime Green

Favorite Food: Rice, Pizza, Muffins, and Twizzlers.

Favorite Books: Tithe Series, Wicked Lovely, and Alice in Wonderland Series.