What's up, y'all?! I'm MuslimahGirlONFire . An online zapper and newcomer, here to join the fan fiction family! Just some quick tips of advice... I am not a hater so do not hate on my stories or what I post here on my profile... if you don't like it... that is really your problem and you should try to get it solved. Other then that information, here are some facts you should know about me:

My Name: Call me Aysha.

My Gender: Is female... Y'all can tell cause of my picture... (yes, that's really me... I know, I'm beautiful...)

My Age: Is really none of your business...

My Birthday: Is the day after tomorrow... (thank you to those who are saying happy early birthday)

My Favorite Color: Is purple... (yet, I also like the color of my profile pic...)

My Favorite Shows: Are... Powerpuff Girls Z , Littlest Pet Shop, My Little Pony, Fairy Tail and the Netflix original series Glitter Force. Oh, and I love movies! ( I know, movies are not exactly shows but, don't judge!!)

My Favorite Websites: Are... Fanfiction (duh.) My favorite search engine is Bing (Reason?! Because it's not Google!) YouTube and/or Dailymotion, Netflix and (I love scary stories, if you do too this website is perfect for you...) Scaryforkids. I also love BuzzFeed.

My Favorite Place in the World: (Like, a place I would travel to... everywhere, honestly.) I mean, I cannot decide on just one place so I would just want to go everywhere.

My Phone Number: 911, please don't call me though I'm a very busy person...

My Address: #Stalkers are everywhere, so watch out, y'all.

Those are just the basic things about me... This next section is just things I call Random Fandom, stuff I thought were cool so I just posted them here... if you think they are interesting and funny, post them to your profile as well.

There is a world, inside yourself, if you stop to look. Nurture and attend to your inner light, and it will grow to a sun, to warm and light your very own universe. ~Destiny Blue

Remember to check out my sister's profile!! AdorableHijabista14

22 Really Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

A black man walks into a café one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there.
As he sat down, he noticed that a white man was staring at him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me COLORED?!"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
I really hate it when people are racist...
Copy this onto your profile to help stop racism!

I LOVE SPORTS, so I MUST be a dumb jock.
I GOT a CAR FOR my BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I LOVE AND DO KARATE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.(you don't understand what's wrong with people who say that...)
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.(even though, I am not Mexican I think it's not fair to say that...)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.(ha! look who's talking buddy!)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. [I'm not fat...]
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.(what does skating have to do with weed? I hate it when people assume!!!!)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

These are just some stupid stereotypes, bold what applies to you!!

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone, you thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another, you thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes, you thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call, you thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp, you thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car, you thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card, you thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation, you thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage, you thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding, you thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her,you thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

I saw something that reminded me of you today, but don't worry, I flushed it.

Hey I just met you, and girl you look CRAZY! What brand's your make-up, Crayola maybe?

I turned my phone on AIRPLANE MODE and threw it in the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever.

No I will not share my iPod with you. It's an iPod, not an usPod.

"I'd like a $5.00 foot long." "OK, that'll be $6.55." "... what the heck?"

My parents told me: "You've got to stop watching so much TV and read more!" So I turned on subtitles.

Mom, Dad, don't worry. EVERYONE failed that test.

That moment when you realize Dora's an illegal immigrant.

That awkward moment when you're scuba diving, and you see Adele rolling in the deep.

Principal: Have a seat. Me: Why, thank you! *picks up chair and walks out*

I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta Sea.

It's funny when people see me at the supermarket and ask me "Hey, what're you doing here." Oh you know, just hunting some elephants.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of the amazing relationship I have with my bed.

I wish you could google anything. Like "Where's my phone?" And google would be like "It's under the couch, dummy."

That sad moment when you realize the garbage goes out more than you.

Teacher: "Can you explain why you failed this test?" Me: "Can you explain why you failed to educate?"

My teacher pointed at me with a ruler today in class, and said "At the other end of this ruler is an idiot." So I asked her which end.

When family is asleep: Me: *does dishes quietly, slowly tiptoes around house* When I'm asleep: *Everyone decides to turn up the TV to 100 volume and have a shouting contest*

That awkward moment when you're talking to someone, and you accidentally reply back with their accent.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore I am a potato.

We have ALL waited behind a door to scare someone, then left because they were taking too long to come out.

Bad guys in movies: "But before I kill you, I want to tell you this really long story so you can be saved. Then I will punch you in slow motion so you have time to react faster."

Sitting in class, thinking about which of your classmates you would save if some murderer came into the room.

Saying to your friends: "If we get caught, here's the story..."

FIRE ALARM* Teacher: "OK kids, now single file please..." Me: "MOVE LADY I'M ABOUT TO DIE!"

That one friend who's laugh is way funnier than the actual joke.

We all have that one friend in our group of friends, who secretly, none of us like.

I will give you my heart, I will share with you my dreams, I will let you deep inside my soul, I will even give you my love. But stay away from my chocolate!!!

Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

Teacher: From all this talking, I assume you're done. Me: From all this complaining, I assume you're single.

S.mart
T.alneted
U.nique
P.erson
I.N
D.emand

(Stupid)

The night is thick with light; like every night since she was born. A neon ooze contaminates the sky, and drowns the stars.
She could tell you every constellation, their ages, moons and stories: But she has never seen one star.
She's learned so much about them, and desire to see them burns inside her, like a million tiny suns. ~Destiny Blue.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you are against child abuse/abortion, post this to your profile.

I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.

Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?

Just because you have one doesn’t mean you need to act like one.

I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.

Someday you’ll go far… and I hope you stay there.

You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Brains aren’t everything. In your case they’re nothing.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.

Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.

You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

The zoo called. They’re wondering how you got out of your cage?

Stupidity’s not a crime, so you’re free to go.

If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.

These insults are so funny!!!!!!!!!!! Yet, kinda mean, be careful who you say them to!

A Magnolia tree,
a mother's tears,
the auctioneer's call.
Have we really changed?
A building falls,
a plane flies over head,
the call to war.
Really, have we really changed?

This poem was inspired by Oct 30, 2009's episode of "The Closer"
We still have a long way to go... (yes, I agree we do...)
I really have no idea what this is but it is interesting! Random poem I found on fanfiction... (now can you see why I call this stuff random fandom?!)

Speaking of poems here's another, I just thought the formatting was cool... (cause it kinda of looks like an tree...)
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Most girls like pink
Most girls where eyeshadow and make-up
Most girls yell at rain
Most girls love guys who don't love them
Most girls be what other people want them to be
Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved
Most girls are selfish
Most girls are fake

But. . .

Other girls like red
Other girls where nothing but their dirty clothes from yesterday
Other girls play in the rain
Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them
Other girls be themselves
Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved
Other girls care for others before themselves
Other girls are real

Most girls think this is stupid and hate it. Other girls will love this and post it immediately

Using a shard of broken window she cuts the butterfly from her dress, giving it the life and freedom she could only dream of... ~Density Blue

Sometimes you have to find strength in yourself and the resolve to hold your head high despite pressure no one else can know. Sometimes you have to paint your own wings. ~Destiny Blue

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...

I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and the chairs and table are bullies and the walls get in my way.

Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

I'd Rather Stay Quiet Than Explain My Problems To People Who Don't Care

Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are The Main Reason I Have Trust Issues.

Blonde: What does IDK mean?

Friend: I don't know...

Blonde: OH MY GOSH NOBODY KNOWS!

Friend

Say no to drugs; but, say yes to tacos.

"Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?" " yes...math."

If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise.

Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade!

Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night...

Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.

Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before.

When the going gets tough, kick whoever made it that way.

Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head and rolling her eyes.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you leap off a cliff, I laugh harder.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.

Rhetorical questions are persuasive, aren't they?

He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.

Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say... "WHICH IDIOT JUST PUSHED ME?!"

Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.

If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way, you're still gonna regret it, so why not just do it?

A mechanic once told someone, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

A drunken man once said this to a cop. "Here Officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Best friends for life! ...or at least 'till our next fight.

Isn't it funny how a heart shape is just two teardrops upside down?

I'm only smiling 'cause I have no idea what's going on.

I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"

People say life's short. I say I'm shorter.

As an older, more mature adult, your job is to...make fun of the little kids!

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you realize that you're on fire? Do you remember to stop, drop and roll? Or do you just start running around in circles, screaming, "I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!"

I was never anyone's friend in the first place, therefore I can't be called a traitor.

If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.

Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world!

I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying.

A man walked into a bar and said..."OUCH!!"

War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies.

Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK!

OHMYGOSH! THE RAIN'S WET! -I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!

I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff.

I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.

I'm cute...now give me my cookies.

Boys in books are just...better!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

You couldn't handle me...even in your wildest dreams.

ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END! .

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends