Bella Swan, not one for Christmas, plans to spend it alone. Edward Cullen is the unavailable, gorgeous bartender at Forks Bowling Alley where she spends every Tuesday night. Could a late night ritual with him change everything?

Dean Ambrose had plans on living out his final year in high school in as much anonymity as possible. However his plans seem to hit a huge roadblock in the form of popular jock Roman Reigns who just wouldn't leave him alone for some strange reason and Roman's best friend Seth Rollins who seems determined to make Dean's life as miserable as possible.

Dean is the lead guitarist of a band and Seth is the younger brother of the band's drummer. When Roman finally agrees to allow Seth to come on tour with them Dean and Seth find they have something in common, a secret crush. What will happen when the crush isn't so secret anymore? This is an AU I've had in my mind for a while now. Read if you'd like.

Summary: Valets Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins are brought by Vince McMahon for one Roman Reigns. Slash. Ambrolleigns, Candiasi, and more.

Dean Ambrose, an amateur porn star, is about to make it big with his first scene at a hot-shot porn studio. Prepared for a hardcore debut, he's thrown off-balance when he meets his scene partner. Ambreigns AU.

AU Dean Ambrose is one of the head assassins for The McMahon Corporation but he is also the lead suspect in the hit and run murder of Renee Young's fiance. Renee is hired to do three things, prove his guilt, marry him, and break his heart.

Seth will never stop fighting for Dean.

Dean is alone and caught in a life that is paved with violence and pain... until the new kid in school holds out his hand out to Dean to pull him out. Ambreigns, high school AU, multi-chapter (gah, I wished I was better at doing summaries -.- but don't worry, not a story about pubescent, clingy 12-year-old ;)

Seth is a hybrid that finally manages to escape his captor. He's given to Dean and Roman to care for him until he's healed. The broken down man begins to fall for them both. And his Captor doesn't take too kindly to property running away. M/M fic. Full warnings inside

Amygdala. The part of the brain that deals in extremes - anger, arousal, fear, pleasure, survival. First attempt at Ambrollins. AU.

After TLC, Dean and Roman have become more and more attracted to one Seth Rollins. Neither man wants to admit what it is and they're not the only one with their eyes on the two toned sweetheart.

Sequal to Aiga - Recipe for Love. After Roman and Dean found their love in the story Aiga their lives seem to be perfect. But lately their feelings for the streetkid Seth they took under their wing are confusing for all three of them. Should they add a piece to their pairing, making it a perfect pair of three? Ambrolleigns / Slash / AU

Seth loves training the future of pro-wrestling with his best friend Marek...until a young Jon Moxley walks into their school, that is. Jon Moxley/Seth Rollins

The end of a relationship hurts, but there's nothing like losing your best friend.

Dean and Seth were both kids who were kind of cut from the same cloth. They were taken into foster care at a young age and met in the Reigns household. Now Dean lives in the Cena household and Seth lives in the Helmsley-McMahon household. They're going to high school together now. Rating subject to change. Ambrollins with hints of Ambrolleigns. Warnings inside. Teen AU. On hiatus.

A dadbrose one-shot for Father's Day. Dean and Renee talk about having another baby, Dean feels conflicted about being away from home and Renee and the kids surprise him for Father's Day. Little surprise at the end. All of my one-shots link together so this one will make more sense if you've read the others.

When Renee started feeling unwell, she never expected Jon to bring up pregnancy as a possibility. But now he's mentioned it, she can't get it out of her head. Is she just paranoid or could she be carrying his baby? One shot.

Renee loves watching Jon work out, but what happens when the attention he attracts doesn't sit well with her? Two-shot featuring some smut. Part two - the roster has a night on the town but when some youngsters capture Renee's attention, Jon isn't too happy.

Touring Europe always brings great crowds, but sleeping on buses and being away from the one he loves takes its toll on Jon. Fluffy one-shot.

Roman Reigns is a single guy who lives in the Big Apple with his cat. When Dean Ambrose moves into the apartment next door Roman's and his cat's lives are changed forever but they can't figure out if it's a good or bad thing. COMPLETED.

Ambrollins! When Seth goes missing, Dean is desperate to find him. And when he does, he's confused. Why is Seth so upset? My first ambrollins fic.

"I want you, okay?" Roman shouted, the words passing his lips too fast for his brain to stop his tongue from forming them and the second they were out, his heart plummeted to his belly. (Ambreigns, two-shot... ignore my summary probs and try it ;)

All one-shots, all based off songs! Chapter 2: Seth/Hunter - Do What You Want; Trish/Lita - Monster. Currently taking requests!

Honestly, you just have to believe Dean when he says that it was love at first sight. Or lust at first sight, whatever. It's all blurry when it comes to the two for Dean. But honestly, with a body like the one that Seth has, who could blame him? Ambrollins. Filled for a prompt request. Friends give into their sexual tension AU.

In the hallway stands Seth. Seth in his wrestling gear already, holding his briefcase, and being in a very intense argument with Randy fucking Orton. Kayfabe compliant. Filled for a prompt on Tumblr. Ambrollins. TW: Blood

The darkest secrets of The Shield revealed. Part 2!

Based off the song Resentment by Beyonce. Randy's been up to no good apparently. A hurt Dean finds comfort in Roman. (Ranbrose mentions of Ambreigns) SLASH

Morgan-centric. Morgan finds out that his cousin, one he hadn't spoke to in a long time is in a coma. He then brings her to live with him in Quantico where he learns the truth of why she was in the coma. Warnings: Graphicness and abuse

Roman and Seth rekindle their Romance while Roman's boyfriend is away- Rolleigns

Dean wakes up sick and alone, but he's not alone for long. Slash. Ambrolleigns. Sick!Dean and cuddles. Rated T just to be safe. Could add Sick!Seth and Sick!Roman if there's interest.

He's doing what he's always done; sacrifice for the greater good. At least, that's he thinks he's doing. Being a hero isn't all its exactly cracked up to be. *Ambrolleigns/Requested/Reuploaded*

*spoiler for summerslam* Dean's alone in the locker room after the match having no choice but to ponder all that happened. The words he yelled, the move he executed, and most importantly, the feelings he had. There was no hiding from those pesky feelings. Especially not after he's no longer alone in the locker room. Ambrollins/Slash/Based solely on Dean's heartbroken look. Rated T

Weeks after Seth stabs The Shield in the back, Dean Ambrose hasnt been the same man. Only Roman can really help him out, but even with his best friend, Dean still feels alone and betrayed. Can a certain Black Widow mend this tortured soul? AJ/Dean! AmbroseLee! One-Shot!

In which Roman and Dean play the blame game after Seth leaves. Ambreigns.

Dean has come to spend time with his boyfriend Roman and his daughter, but when Roman has to leave - he leaves Dean to watch over his baby girl for a bit. [Fluff. Slash pairing. No smut involved.]

A knife. A goddamn knife in the hand of a maniac who thought he has to make a death threat become reality. It is what Dean tells Hunter. That we all have should have taken those death threats more serious. (Shield one-shot with Rolleigns themes. NOT a death-fic!)

Penelope was not usually very lucky, but even she hadn't managed to get accused of murder so far. Total AU, with pretty much every CM character coming up at some stage. The rating is just to be on the safe side.

A good teammate always pitches in when needed.

What happens, when Dean has to babysit Seth's little sister? A very very very distant prequel to "Fight the fear"(One Shot)

Dean finds out that Renee has been hiding the fact that she got an offer from ESPN. What will Dean's reaction be? Will Renee decide to leave or stay after talking to Dean about it? (ONE-SHOT)

One moment of pent up feelings being set free. This is Rolleigns and very much slashy ;)

A night out. Too much alcohol. And a Seth in love. This is a Rolleigns three-shot.

After leaving them in a match on Raw, Seth Rollins didn't speak to Roman Reigns or Dean Ambrose for the next several months until he sent a text requesting to see them, and because of what's happened since then, Roman has to wonder whether or not he actually wants to see him after all this time. Slash, one-shot.

Michael Cole accidentally views a hot steamy moment of the Shield What he witnesses erases any doubt he had that the Hounds of Justice still solid. He may not survive to tell anyone what he saw.

After Roman Reigns reveals to Dean Ambrose that he has been stressed, Dean invites him to stay with him in Vegas for the week. What will happen when they find out their friendship has more meaning? ONE-SHOT SLASH!

Seth and Dean are fed up with Roman being unloving and insensitive. They decide to do something about it when Roman crosses the line and calls Renee Young "baby girl" in front of them. (ONE-SHOT) SLASH!

AJ Lee is still left hurting over the departure of her best friend Kaitlyn from the WWE, so she goes to the one man that can understand her pain, the leader of The Shield, Dean Ambrose. Dean/AJ! One-Shot!

Art enthusiast Penelope strikes up an unlikely friendship with Derek. Will it become much more? AU with lots of canon hints and characters. I don't own a thing.

Dean Ambrose and AJ Lee go on a date but can't keep their hands off of each other. Will they resist their urges in a restaurant full of people or will they give in? WARNING: EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT AND LANGUAGE. ONE-SHOT Request!

Here's a Ambreigns friendship one shot. Full summary inside. No slash.

Seth is terrified of storms. Rolleigns oneshot.

Set 4 years after "A Christmas Carol", the angels are on a mission to save Dave and Em. But with time running out and Fate determined to have its way, will the former lovers be able to make amends and finally have the happy ending that was denied them? Co-written with Mattdawg. COMPLETE!

Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.

Dean Ambrose was made for the cold seasons, but he doesn't celebrate Christmas. Halloween is the only holiday that suits him.

Derek Morgan has qualities that lead him to become cursed by a powerful Witch. When Penelope Garcia enters his life, she may be his only hope of breaking the spell. AU retelling of Beauty and the Beast. Morgan/Garcia. Ends as fairy tales usually do :)

This is pretty much what the title says. A collection of one-shots for each episode of the series. Mix of genres, themes and characters. Enjoy.

A humdrum day at the office is spiced up with a series of sexy texts from a mysterious stranger. Or is it a stranger? Entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. NOW CONTINUED!

This was supposed to be a real story... It really was. But then it just turned into a Shield smut-a-thon. Set the night of Extreme Rules. SLASH. Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins/Roman Reigns.

One-shot. The day Jasper met Alice. Pre-Twilight

Episode contiuation for "Restoration". Derek returns a bit shaken after a troubling time in Chicago, and Penelope finds the best way possible she can help him. I don't own a thing.

Denied by the one he loves, when does love become obsession? Protector become predator? This is the story of a vampire who had been alone for so long, his one chance for love in the form of a human girl.

Six years after his 40th Birthday party in Chicago, Derek finds that planning things isn't as easy as he thought it would be, especially with his precocious wife. The sequel to "The Birthday Party", however it can be read alone. I don't own a thing

Jordan Todd returns to the BAU's lives when she starts dating Morgan, causing a certain Technical Analyst to lose her cool. As always, M/G. Jordan bashing 'cause I hate her.

After the TLC match, Seth has a mild concussion and Roman tries to take care of him. But in doing so he awakens deeply surpressed feelings. SLASH M/M. ONE SHOT. Please R&R. Thanks!

There's a moment when enough is enough. You can't stay silent and let the tides take you any longer. (AU, Garcia/Lynch, Morgan/Garcia)

When their families force them to marry, Garcia doubts she'll ever be able to change Morgan's ways... Complete AU story!

Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?

Penelope gets into a bit of trouble when she tries to crash an event...and Derek is there to witness her escapade. AU, of course!

JJ and Hotch belong together, so why are they so blind? Enter Jack and Henry, they've got a vision for the future. And with a little help from their Uncle Dave they are going to fulfill that vision. Complete. 2011 winner for Best JJ/Hotch fic in the Profiler's Choice Awards, hosted by CCOAC forum. Winner of the best Hotch characterization during 2012 PCA's.

Garcia gambles everything and loses Morgan - and Lynch...

My collection of ONESHOTS prompted by other writers while I am off post surgery. Each "chapter" is it's own oneshot. Please Enjoy!

With the case just about Cindy just ending, Derek needs only one thing... his best friend, Penelope. One of my ideas of what happens after the camera goes dark at the end of "The Company" ***SPOILER ALERT: SLIGHTLY*** Not Beta read at all. Please R&R

Garcia finds Morgan at an unexpected place, and discovers more than she ever expected about his life. I don't own a thing. Please read the author's note before continuing with this story.

After celebrating St Patrick's Day with Garcia and Prentiss, JJ wants a kiss from Hotch. ONE SHOT

Distraught by a fight with Kevin, a tipsy Pen calls the one person she trusts more than anything. As he consoles her, she finds that maybe after 7 years, it's time to take their frienship up a notch.

Story on hiatus. Morgan and Garcia. Their time has come.

Penelope is heading home to California for the holidays; while at the airport, her best friend gives her a surprising gift. As always, I don't own a thing.

Aaron Hotchner requests Emily Prentiss to watch his son Jack. What happens when Emily reads Jack the book called "Baby Star"? Read to find out : This is my first FanFic. Constructive Criticism is highly appreciated.

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC

Six years after Breaking Dawn, the family heads back to school. This is the story of Nessie and Jacob, their blooming relationship, new friendships, and of course, vampire problems! standard couples, rated for safety. Enjoy!

After Lunch with Penelope, Derek finds himself giving instructions on romance to a very unlikely person. As usual, I don't own a thing.

Just a little tag to Exit Wounds...Derek finds sharing a room with Penelope isn't as easy as he thought it was going to be.

After a tough day, Garcia needs cool down laps. Tiny spoilers from 7.05 "Childhood's hour". A two shot, I think. As usual, I don't own a thing.

When Penelope and Derek meet up at a hometown event, sparks fly.

When Penelope decides to end their 'no strings attached' affair, Derek doesn't take the news well.

Sometimes all it takes is a little push... When Derek has a slight mishap on the job, is it enough for him and Penelope to admit their feelings for each other? Maybe...if Derek could remember how he felt.

Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH

Penelope is 'drawn' to the idea of taking an art class. ONESHOT

When Penelope loses herself to Derek in a bet, she has to pay up. But she's made up her mind: she absolutely will NOT enjoy herself...or will she?

Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC

Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

Penelope and Derek get a second chance at forever when fate throws them together again for Valentine's Day. A follow up to my Christmas story, A Holiday Tryst.

Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.

When Penelope and Emily make a bet to see who can get some action first, the entire BAU is abuzz. And Morgan and Reid aren't taking the news well. Morgan/Garcia and Prentiss/Reid

Penelope is feeling a little neglected. To the point that she wants out. Morgan/Garcia already established.

What is your deepest, darkest fantasy? Would you play it out in public? What if you were caught red handed by someone you knew and trusted? Heavily "M" rated with strong adult themes. No one under 18! ABANDONED

He decides he doesn't want her, she does everything she can to push him away, but undeniable attraction can lead to more. Meddling family and two secret blogs, will this end well? OOC/AH/ExB On hiatus.

A short story of a boy who falls in love the night of his neighbor's slumber party. Watch them grow from kids to young adults. Former witfit prompt.

Penpals since the age of eight, one in Chicago, the other in Forks, they never anticipated finding their best friend. Will the friendship survive from miles apart when it's put to the test? Collab with kyla713, written for FGB Autism Speaks Fundraiser

When Penelope makes an 'oops' that she can't take back, she has a lot of explaining to do! ***ONESHOT***

There was only one birthday wish that Penelope Garcia had. Would a handsome stranger inside of a crowded bar be able to give it to her? Written for klcm's birthday!

Just a little Morgan/Garcia one-shot. Derek wants to claim whom Penelope belongs to... Fluff! : Rated M just to be sure.

A short and spicy take on what happens just before and after Penelope shows up to tempt Derek with the popcorn in the 6 X 16 episode, "Coda." As usual, I don't own a thing.

Penelope Garcia and Derek Morgan never really hit it off. That is until a wedding and a stalker-like ex-boyfriend, who force Penelope to change directions and ally with the 'enemie'. rating is for much much later chapters. This is rather AU-ish...

After helping out a child, Morgan has one wish, and Garcia helps grant it. Sort of a sequel to the oneshot "Never Alone." As usual, I don't own a thing.

A late night at the BAU and a run in with her fiancé leaves Penelope wanting more. Written for The Smut Club's 'Smut Club Drabble' challenge. ONESHOT

New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.

Two people find themselves making special Christmas wishes. Can they make each other's come true? Just a little Christmas confection! I don't own a thing.

What does Penelope Garcia want for Christmas? Derek Morgan doesn't know, but he does know what she deserves. Written for the Christmas Exchange for the Chit Chat forums. Morgan/Garcia

Derek Morgan usually loved everything about the holidays, but this year he just didn't have that Christmas feeling...until fate managed to strand him with Penelope. Written for the Christmas Gift Fic Exchange challenge for LoveforPenandDerek!

Derek and Penelope share some memories about a lost friend. MorganGarcia friendship

With Derek in the midst of marrying Tamara Barnes and thier friendship in turmoil, Penelope knew she couldn't let him go through with it.

Penelope Garcia wakes up in a strange room, and soon realises that last night's events may have irreparably damaged her most precious friendship. Morgan/Garcia schmoop, oneshot.

Sequel to Breaking and Entering. Bella and Edward together fully. Bella's nightmares continue even after her change. Meanwhile ancient enemies are plotting their revenge. Lemons and a darker Edward.

After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again

Based on a snippet...Thanks!...from 6x8, "Reflection of Desire." Derek is wondering why Penelope kept her secret from him, and asks her about it. Short little drabble, with a possibilty for more...As always, I don't own anything.

Derek's thoughts as Penelope rose to the occasion tonight... ***THIS FIC CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR TONIGHTS EPISODE*** ONESHOT

Morgan is left high and dry before the wedding for one of his friends, and his best friend decides to go with to help him out. I don't own a thing.

Written for my wonderful beta-reader and for the 24 runes prompt on LJ. Lynch was a loser his whole life long and for once he wants to be the winner. Morgan/Garcia, mostly friendship, Kevin/Garcia. Rated T for later chapters. Please read and review!

Have you ever met someone that you were just immediately attracted to? And they were all wrong, off-limits? The most unlikely person that you could ever chose? Well, that’s how it is for Jasper and I.

After years of friendship, Derek announces that it's time for him and Penelope to start dating. She's not so convinced...

Prompts, picutures or music as inspiration. Using Fictionista's prompts, or some random thought, a little time, and unedited. Rating will vary for each chapter.

Garcia's taking charge and making three new steps in her life, and somehow they all involve Morgan

Written for the "Caught with your hand in the cookie jar" challenge over at the Smut Club. Morgan gets caught pleasuring himself. my prompt/location the jet and "flicking the bean" M/G with JJ/Emily implied. R/R! Go to SussiRay's forums for more info.

For Lisa/LASMKE.

Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete

Morgan and Garcia. Derek doesn't want to waste another moment that he can share with Penelope.

Penelope Garcia was a sucker for romance, and the second Derek Morgan started loving her, he knew he would have to be too.

Garcia follows Morgan on a night out, and learns a lot more than she anticipated. I don't own a thing. Please read the author's note before continuing.

Tamara Barnes was so fed up with Penelope Garcia, she decided to make a bet about Derek Morgan with her. But which will win Derek's heart in the end?

Penelope had managed to keep her a secret for 14 years. Derek had always known but they never talked about it. Now she is being accused for commiting murders and needs thier help. Will they be able to save her?

Something had happened to one of their own, they need all to pull together to make it better. Especially Derek Morgan and Penelope Garcia, who will be tested in ways they never expected. Rated M for strong themes...warning inside. Please give it a try

Morgan and Garcia. Derek realizes he is on the verge of losing Penelope when he finds out she's back in the dating game.

Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.

My thoughts of what Derek should have done in "Exit Wounds" when Penelope ran up the stairs after seeing a victim die. Just a one-shot. enjoy :

Some of Forks High School's students reflect on the relationship of Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen. Now includes Charlie's POV of their relationship.

AU: Bella is a dreamer, not a believer. But when she gets kidnapped one night, will she let her kidnapper in? Can this mysterious abductor teach his hostage how to love, no matter how screwed up that is? ExB.

Edward Cullen is a vampire who craves nothing but the sweetest blood. When he meets Bella, he instantly wants her. Will his dominative and intimidating ways get in between the hunt for her heart, trust and blood? AU-Dark/Mature.

Jared never complained about becoming a wolf. He accepted his changed fate, but he felt as if something was missing. Jared sees Bella upset in the woods through Sam's mind, now Jared can't seem to stop thinking of the girl the vampires left behind.

Alice chances the rumors and goes through the graveyard at night, only to find that they're very real. But is that really such a bad thing? One Shot AU/AH

One Shot, Post BD. After a conversation with Esme about the almost battle, Jasper finds that it'd be best to believe she was right.

Something has Penelope in a strange mood and her team mates are confused to what is wrong, especially Derek Morgan. The rating many increase but not sure yet.

A Penelope Garcia/Derek Morgan Story

Dark fest entry. Is love without a choice really love? A dark twist on Jacob/Renesmee as seen through the eyes of Bella Cullen. Character death, violence, and mature themes.

Alice Brandon returns home from college to find her high school crush is back in the area. One problem. He's living in the house where she hid her diary that's filled with intimate things about him. Can Alice retrieve it back, before Jasper finds it? AH

When you’re too broken to acknowledge you have a heart, what do you do when it starts beating? AU/AH

Derek is out on a date when he realizes what he had along and how fast he was losing it. Read and Review please

Derek asked Penelope a question and she made him wait all day for the answer M/G pure smut one shot

One day, Bella wandered into the woods and came across a mysterious creature. Captivated by it, she begins her long association with it. But where will it take her? A short fantasy fairytale story.

Alice: A human with almost everything she's ever wanted. Jasper: A vampire who's lost all reason. How could this possibly end well?

Jasper and young Renesmee have a conversation on why Jasper's body is covered in scars.

Penelope Garcia has a lot to think about after Alaska, especially Derek Morgan and Kevin Lynch. Spoilers for 5x21 Exit Wounds

Bella Swan goes to a local bar to watch a band for her media class. She doesn't expect to be moved by the voice - much less the man behind the voice. She only has two weeks with him, and choosing wisely has never been her forte. M for... you know.

Prentiss and Garcia are tired of the boys not noticing their hints to move forward from friends, will a karaoke night get their attention or will Morgan and Reid just not be able to add up all the facts?

Morgan and Garcia. Derek decides to romance Penelope and get her away from Lynch.

LEMON. One-Shot. Jasper's primal instincts take over one day while hunting with Alice. Pre-Twilight. RxR

The fifth installment of twilight! It is the life of Reneesme Cullen, told through her eyes at life, love and her new world. The story of three worlds colliding, vampire, human and werewolf. Rated M-Renesme/Jacob... PLEASE REVIEW! Warning, romantic lemons

One Shot Pre-Twilight Jasper and Alice's first time together after meeting in Philidelphia

Winner of the Black Balloon Contest. I live daily, wondering if I'd see another day. I count each day as one day closer until I'm free. Free to love and care for my beloved.I Edward Cullen, killed for her, this is the sentence I serve.

An important memory - Alice's journey to meet Jasper. Way before Twilight's time. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Completed, but may continue.

A little story about where Morgan and Garcia belong. Based on a song. As usual, don't own anything.

Morgan and Garcia. Set during Lo-Fi. Derek asks Penelope if they can fix things between them.

Entry for "The Black Balloon" Contest. Collaboration with ineedyoursway. "There are no such things as accidents when it comes to love. And there was so much love here."

It's Derek's birthday but the temporary unit cheif isn't having a happy birthday, but his wife is going to take care of that. M/G

One event, four different outcomes. What if one thing about you changed the end result? Some violence. O/S

Penelope needs a date for her family reunion and orignally goes through an unconventional method to get one before her best friend helps out. Pretty fluffy. I don't own a thing.

Bella is an employee at Victoria's Secret. When a sexy Dr. Edward Cullen shows up, she can't help but ogle him. But wait! What the heck is Edward doing at Victoria's Secret? AH.OOC.LEMONS!

Edward's son has a new teacher, one that he'd love to get to know better. Gift for Quietruby.

Jasper knows that loving Alice involves some unique challenges. He's sure he's up to the task. AH, originally written for the 2nd Annual For My Valentine Twilight Contest.

Edward and Bella’s paths will cross when they must get their hands on the hottest doll of the season. Their last chance comes from a contest giving away five dolls around NYC. Can they get the doll and each other? Twific Gift Exchange fic for Lillybellis

Pen finds revealing pictures of Derek. Derek is relieved to finally have a way to make things change. Smut!

All Supervisory Special Agents of the FBI have a personnel file with certain things on it. Penelope Morgan is changing her husband's file to what she thinks should be on it. one shot only.

I'm redoing the 100th episode. Foyet isn't going to get what he came for, but he's still leaving in a body bag. M/G and Hotch/Haley main couples. Complete Happy B-day Kathy This is for you!

Four days before their wedding, Penelope gives Derek a surprise wedding gift.

AU/AH Just a bit of one shot fun written for Ninapolitan's FFFA on Twilighted. After years of secretly loving each other, will they finally find each other at a BBQ at Emmett & Rose's house? Enjoy!

Morgan and Garcia. After Penelope is shot she decides she needs to get a love life. 2007.

The Ones Left Behind: The darkest days of Carlisle and Esme’s lives were the three days of waiting when Edward went to Volterra. What they went through was heartwrenching.

*All Human/One Shot* Bella lives her life to the fullest while Edward always does what he 'should.' When these two meet, will Bella be able to show Edward how to live his life without regret before it's too late?

Drunk, naked, stuck outside a hotel room. Never a good thing. An FML One Shot Contest Entry.

Penelope Garcia had never been an impulse buyer, so when she purchased Derek Morgan at a bachelor auction, no one was more surprised than she was! Now she was going to have to spend the night with him--and who knew where THAT was going to lead?

..."I’d have to cast it all away for something I had scoffed at for so long: love." Bella/Edward - at sea! AH. M for the good stuff. One-shot written for snowgood and her awesome contribution to FGB.

Alice and Jasper are at school when Alice overhears some girls making fun of her, and she takes it seriously. Rating cause IDK. Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight.

A one-shot for ejsantry and kyla713. Edward has a problem when he takes a trip down aisle fourteen. Can anyone help him?

Inspired by the leaked extended kissing scene in the New Moon movie that takes place right after the birthday party. Rating for sexual content and dark subject matter. Now with alternate happy ending.

A story about Morgan, Garcia, and those tiny heart candies with the sayings on them. Just because they're out now for Valentine's day. As always, I don't own anything.

Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.

-AU- What would Twilight have been like if the roles were reversed? Edward, Emmett & Jasper are humans living in Forks with their dad, Charlie working at the police station. Bella, Rosalie & Alice are vampires sent to live in Forks by Carlisle & Esme

Garcia makes those photoshop pictures of Morgan in chaps and sends them to him. However, lack of sleep and too much coffee is never a wise idea. Morgan and Garcia don't know why it is saying Morgan and Reid for the characters.

A little different, slightly more amusing... and unedited... look at the infamous leg hitch scene…sort of.

Morgan and Garcia. Another life threatening moment gives Derek the chance to tell Penelope how he feels about her. But does she get what he really means this time?

A o/s written for the Fandom Gives Back auction winner, Mabarberella! Three years after her transformation in The Acclimation Diaries, Bella works with Edward on honing her new vampiric talents.

Garcia is Married to a bastard, Morgan is with a woman he doesn't really care about, the team came over to his house for dinner, Looks like everyone will have a plate full and then some. Contains adult situations and languages, for 18 only.

When the BAU gets stranded in Boston for an extra night due to a snowstorm, Derek Morgan decides it's time to resolve the unfinished business he has with Penelope Garcia. But he should have known better. Business with Penelope was NEVER business as usual!

Bella steps into car arena with the most dangerous car criminals and is taken as a slave to their king; she's the daughter of the most important man. what lengths will Edward take to make her stay with him? capture and torture? LEMONS-DARK/DOMINANT EDWARD

Ever wonder what the Cullen children would have done if they were little kids who had grown up together? ALL HUMAN

Successful musician Edward Cullen could have any woman he wants. But there's only one he can't stop thinking about and she seems oblivious to his feelings. Could a Christmas wish change everything for both of them?

Penelope gets some lovin'.

It's all becoming too much for him

Penelope Garcia thought she was in for a no strings attached relationship. Derek Morgan thought he had escaped the wiles of his family by moving so far away. And Cupid...well, he's just frustrated with them both.

Alice lost her dance partner and no longer has the will to rock to cool music. Can she be persuaded otherwise by a certain blond boy? Alice/Jasper. All human. Complete!

When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.

This is Alice's account on what she was thinking the night she met Jasper at the diner in Philadelphia. Pre-Twilight.

Edward's point-of-view of their time apart in Bare. Written for autumnltd and Fandom Gives Back. Makes more sense reading Bare, first.

Derek Morgan tried like hell not to let his feelings get involved. Ever. But when it's one of his closest friends who is attacked, all bets are off. Penolope Garcia is trying to pick up the pieces of her life the only way she can...one day at a time.

My entries for The Twilight 25 contest, containing a variety of drabbles/one-shots with many Twilight characters. Rated M for safety right now.

Derek Morgan thought for sure he'd be getting coal in his Christmas stocking. Imagine his surprise when he got a taste of Penelope Garcia instead. ONESHOT!

Renesmee and Jacob are all grown up on an Camifornia beach get away

Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.

I'm not surprised you heard something you didn't like, you know what they say about eavesdroppers."-Bella, Twilight. Edward can't help but eavesdrop, and often wishes he couldn't. Will he learn a lesson this time? Probably not.

Edward catches a tantalizing scent of blood in a corn maze, and he must have it. Halloween one shot.

Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.

A one shot for Ninapolitan's birthday. Edward and Bella are um...all hands. Prompt words used, laser pointer and whiteboard. Happy Birthday Nina!

My version of Alice and Jasper meeting. Story is way better that summary. Pre-twilight ONE-SHOT

Derek Morgan proposes to Penelope Garcia.

*For The Love Of Jasper One Shot Contest Entry* Doc Whitlock and Easy E are hosts of a late night radio love/life advice show. It's a typical night until they get a call from a woman in a prickly situation.

All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?

An example one-shot for the 'An Exploration of Senses Contest', hosted by myself and Helliex88. Edward finds himself in an awkward position after something so simple affects him more than it should.

Inspired by the 'Once Upon A Twilight' contest, here be the tale of a sexy shoemaker, a foul mouthed pixie, and a cat called Galveston. Rated T for farytale cussing and rippling abdominals.

When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS

I wrote these 6 SUPER SHORT mini stories on my favorite Twilight couple while I had my iTunes on shuffle. It's a ton of different songfics including Corbin Bleu, Tiffany Evans, Katy Perry, Blink 182, and RJA. Please read it and join the shuffle club! AxJ!

This is basicly the song All American girl by Carrie Underwood twilight version its mostly about Nessie and Jacob but it has a little Bella and Edward in it too

A gift for Emerald-Rosalie, using her Bella and Edward from The Wicked Game. Edward bored at home is called away to tame his girlfriend Bella while she's out with her friends, little does he know, she's looking for trouble.

One Shot. "Whenever I slip up, my Love is always there to comfort me. Even when I let our new family down."

Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC

A short piece about the aftermath of a case for Penelope Garcia and her getting back together with Morgan.

Entry for A Rose By Any Other Name Would As Sweet contest... A day to remember in the meadow of two lovers... If Eclipse ended a little differently... They live forever, but a day like this comes once in a lifetime... even in Immortality

Love Through Lemons contest entry Bella's had a horrid day and Edward does his best to make it better. His VERY best ;- Just a bit 'o the smut AH/AU

One shot for the gazebo Charlie challenge. Charlie comes home to an empty house. He doesn’t know where Bella is. His two societal roles struggle to keep him in check as he searches to find out where Bella is. Set in Chapter 3 of NM.

Jasper and Alice fluff.

Edward starts a new job, running a department store. As he searches for the perfect gift for his mother, he falls for the trap set by the owner's daughter.

Renesmee is all grown up now, and Jacob needs her in other ways, how will their live as a couple be?

[Edward/Bella] I'll stop this pretending that I can somehow deserve what I already have. [for momoxtoshiro]

Twilight is about Bella and Edward's romance, but they are not my favourite characters, welcome to Alice and Jasper's love story!

This is about Alice and Jasper’s life before Twilight. Their wedding especially : They are all vampires.

Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17

There is one question that's been bugging you in the Cullen scene in Twilight; What the hell were Alice and Jasper doing out on that tree limb! ONESHOT.

Edward's perspective of his wedding day and maybe a little more , all in-canon. Written for the "Support Stacie" author auction winner.

Bella, Alice and Rosalie are Americans in Britain for their holidays, camping. Who are these gorgeous Brits they meet? Written for xXsu-zannXx. This is her plotline, I just wrote the story... and changed it a little... ALL HUMAN. COMPLETE.

Alice has an unwelcome visiting creepy-crawley... Oneshot. Read if you're bored.

Rosalie lost Emmett. Can she find him again? - Ha, I used this for my science paper on the moon -

Short, fluffy ExB one-shot. Nothing more.

An entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest* Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be. Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.

A fanfiction about my favorite celebrity couples like Ashley Greene&Jackson Rathbone. ;

After talking with Carlisle, and with some insight from Alice, Edward thinks he and Bella should test the waters of their physical relationship before jumping in, head first, on their wedding night.

For Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Dorky Bella will do anything for Jacob, even sell her soul. But the tables are turned when Edward shows up to make her dreams come true. E/B AU. Hope you all enjoy!

Bella has been a naughty little schoolgirl. The principal decides he needs to punish her. But when he means 'punishment' he doesn't mean detention. R&R Please! ExB Now a series of smuty filled lemons :D

Bella and Edward share an evening together and Edward is acting strange

Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC

Edward and Bella take a shower. one-shot. Rated "M" just to be safe. No lemons!

Basically 20 things that Miss Swan would probably never say in her life. This is, if she overdosed on her happy pills. Go on and read. Along with reviewing Thanks darlings . Some foul language - Just cause I have a potty mouth xD

We all know how Jake imprints on young Renesmee, but what will happen when she is all grown up? This is what would happen if he actually thought of proposing.

Lost and Found - A Rosalie and Emmett story. He loved her. She loved him. He left. She forgot. She left. Will they be reunited? Or not? Read to find out...REVIEW :

The love of Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen in Twilight. Bella's POV.

Holiday oneshot for BritshBitches Smutvent Calender. ExB Lemon. For all of those that have had one of those Christmases that just isn't what you imagined it to be. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel along with the hope of next year.

AU of Resident Geek, set during the Christmas season. Rated M to be safe.

This is for bellawhitlock51's contest. A new years rocking eve: twilight style Hope you like it : ONESHOT

Bella burns her tongue and Edward helps. one-shot. BPOV

Somehow, Bella is convinced to host a birthday party for Reneesme. And, to top it all off, Bella is forced to take part in a Mad Lib, as well as the rest of the Cullens and the wolves. What chaos will come to our favorite Twilight characters?

During twilight when Bella comes into the picture and not everyone in the Cullen house approves of Edward's love for a human. Emmett and Rosalie fluff. oneshot

What happens when our favourite Twilight pair are sharing a sweet and cute moment? What if Edward, our lovable, old-fashioned Edward, was thinking naughty things all the while? The real dirty side of Edward and his hot fantasies. ExB Smut.

After a humiliating attempt at seducing Edward, Bella occupies herself by taking a bath. Little does she know, that Edward's mind is made up - and he wants to make love with Bella. What could this innocent bubble bath lead to? ExB Cute Smut.

All Human oneshot. Bella has just moved from Phoenix to Forks where she is invited to her first ever Halloween party. But when she arrives, there is much more that catches her attention than she ever thought. Happy Halloween to all us Twerds out there!

sum love junk between jasper & alice from twilight XD

Penelope Garcia is pregnant. Yes, pregnant. ONESHOT.

The Cullens lose all their money in an economic downturn and Edward is forced into the world's oldest profession. What could be better? Humor, obviously. Post BD.

Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!

Jasper. Alice. A vision. Control will be tested as Jasper learns a bit about himself through an unexpected medium.

No.3 - Third and Final Time Edward and Bella are Together on the Honeymoon. Made For Real Twilight Fans.

Bella surprises Edward one day after work. He responds by letting his dominant nature take over. From Edward's POV.

No.2 - The Second Time For Edward and Bella on the Honeymoon. Made For Real Twilight Fans.

No.1 - The First Untold Moment in Breaking Dawn - Edward and Bella on Their Honeymoon. Made For Real Twilight Fans.

I know this has been done numerous times, but I wanted to try my hand at it. I guess the title explaines all. Please review! I need to know if I have a sense of humor or not.

Bella decides that expressing her lust to Edward is the best way. What could this dirty, smutty filled song lead to? Smut. ExB. RxR Please and thank you :D

Bella and the Cullens go to a new arcade in Port-Angeles. Edward and Bella play DDR, but what happens when Edward can't control himself while watching Bella dance? ExB Smut.

situations leah and jacob are put in.set after eclipse.reneesme does not and will never exist in the fic.my fist twilight fic!R&R

Edward is in for a surprise when Bella comes home after a night drinking with the girls. What's happened to his shy, sweet Bella?

We all love Jake and Nessie. But what happpens after Nessie is all grown up Edward and Bella catch them together without shirts? uhoh

This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.

Bella seems content with Jacob....that is until she finds herself in a dimly lit movie theater sitting next to a guy who is hotter than Adonis himself. Can she forget him? If she ever gets the chance? All Human! AU.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....

Rosalie and Emmett’s story. Rated M for sexual content and strong language.

Derek Morgan has a few things to say to Kevin Lynch, and Penelope Garcia has a few things to say to Derek.

It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!

Well, the title explaines it. My weak attempt at humor. READ AND REVIEW! First Twilight fic so don't be mean Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Emmet, Edward, Jasper obviously. oneshot

Prompt was Candy. Penelope loves her candy...so does Derek. Morgan/Garcia

Written for the morgan garcia community on LJ. The prompt was water. Derek helps Penelope to wash her car. MorganGarcia, basically fluff. Please read and review.

Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!

Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series

Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.

Garcia is invited to Morgan's for Christmas Eve. She gets snowed in and the temperature rises when they try to deny their feelings for each other. Spoiler for Penelope. MorganGarcia pairing only

Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR

Post episode Penelope Morgan has to deal with some issues concerning his favorite Goddess. MorganGarcia.

Derek reveals why he thought there was something wrong with Penelope's Mr. Right MorganGarcia spoilers for Lucky please read and review

If there was one thing Penelope Garcia loved most it was watching the BAU return parade. GarciaMorgan

A sweet moment between Edward and his newborn daughter.

It's Penelope's birthday and everyone seems to have forgotten. But Derek has something very special in mind. Rated T just to be absolutely sure. MorganGarcia please read and review

Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.