UPDATED 4 YEARS LATER! !In 'Care of Magical Creatures' class, Draco pulls a trick on Hermione, resulting in them being sprayed with an infectious liquid, AND 3 months in Quarantine together!

What happens when you put two enemies in the same room? Or worse, in a cupboard under the stairs? A DMHG story about magic,quidditch, duels and, above all, love! COMPLETE

(COMPLETED) (AU) (Story told in Hermione's P.O.V) Insanity overwhelmed me as I accepted that ridiculous challenge, who knew one little thing can erupt into something so big? My first DracoHermione.

Draco tampers with Hermione's potion and hilarity results. Later Chapters have been pulled for massive editing. will be re-posted later.

-- COMPLETE -- Hermione and Harry have broken up with each other. But who has dumped whom? Harry tries to get back at Hermione by flirting outrageously with Ginny; Hermione fights fire with fire; who better to irritate Harry more than Malfoy?

A new arrival to Hogwarts provides some interesting moments- Hermione, now a student teacher, realises she can kick Snape's butt, and Snape realises he likes the kicking. Complete (Finally) Thanks and bye.

Slytherin and Gryffindor two opposites who would never coincide. But when a prophecy comes to pass, what will happen when two of their own fall in love? And what will one man, out for revenge, do to stop it? DHr FINISHED 6.16.04!

My first actual Discworld fic. Ankh-Morpork has survived fire, civil war, really bad movies, and the leaflet campaigns of Reg Shoe; what happens when an opportunistic and outgoing microbe decides to throw itself into the mix?

Hermione was so lost in thought that she collided with a very warm, breathing somebody...R&R plz

Hermione is in her seventh year at Hogwarts, and a few things have already gone wrong with her life: her friends won't talk to her, she's tutoring her worst enemy, and she has started to think that Draco Malfoy is attractive...COMPLETE & AU

Hermione has had enough of the snarky Potions Professor. She decides that the time has come to get a little revenge...With the help of Harry and Ron, of course. Ch 11: Same ol' Song-And-Dance Routine. Snape and Draco are the entertainment! and ALT SCENES!

[Complete!] DracoHermione After a mysterious incident in which the Golden Trio find themselves at Malfoy Manor, they discover something about Draco never known before. Can they help Draco and can Draco be of any aid to them in these troubled times?

A Red Dwarfdiscworldhitchhikergod knows what crossover. Fifth chapter now up, and some old friends come to visit.

Vetinari has no job, no home and no money. What he does have is his mistress, his wits and a motley group of allies. Does Downey stand a chance? 3rd in the Seamstress Series (Began with Say Yes). FINI!

"Dream...and it might come true..." Hermione's birthday gift from her mum brings her a surprise. SS/HG

LAST CHAPTER and epilogue (in which the last mystery is explained)- There's something strange about Lady Vetinari and Vimes is going to find out what. If those murders don't get in the way. And what's Margolotta got to do with it all? FINITO

COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."

Hermione goes a-wandering in Hogsmeade and bumps into Snape. Well, it's to be expected, isn't it? [HGSS, LEMON Chpt 6,12 & 28]. RR. go to www.dnac.blogspot.com for info 15JAN

Draco's finally done it! Caused Hermione to threaten him with revenge! But no typical revenge, mind you, the kind of revenge involving practical jokes! Choose your allies carefully, you might wind up with a spider in your bed!

[Complete] The bloodlines of the Founders are ready to be united into one and Hermione and Severus are caught in Voldemort's plans about the Heir.

Hermione's home life isn't as peachy as everyone thinks. When all hope is gone, the most unsuspecting person becomes her saviour.REVISED AND UPDATED. ALMOST FINISHED TOO!

After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)

HG/SS. Hermione's in her 7th year when she gets caught up in a love that consumes her. Though loving Severus Snape is not easy.

The brewers of A-M are lining up for battle. And everyone knows Vetinari doesn't drink (when anyone's looking). SEQUEL to and spoilers for Say Yes (R-section). This baby is finished!

Set between AI and EC. Ever wonder what would happen if Foaly dropped off the face of the earth? Ever wonder what would happen if the People needed Artemis’s help? No? Well, if you’d care to find out...

Draco and Hermione are stuck together whether they like it or not... yes I'm reposting it because I deleted it for some odd reason... mild swearing.

Hermione helps Severus when he returns from meetings with Voldemort during her 7th yr. They become close and feelings grow. Hermione learns the truth about her family. A few Gryffindors and Slytherins work together to defeat Voldemort. COMPLETE

Hogswatchnight, and a seamstress becomes a very special gift for a very exclusive Client. But all is not what it seems... **FINI**

It's Hermione's 6th year and a unfortunate accident occurs during Potions. Hermione and Draco end up switching bodies.

Ginny needs help with potions and Draco is just the man she needs...in more than one way. I suck at summaries just read it!! R/Hr on the side. COMPLETE!!! By the way, it's R for a reason people.

Sam Vimes's troubles are only just beginning when a long lost relative arrives. Dealing with his own murky past as well as trying to stop the most dangerous theft the Disc has ever known are only the start of his problems! *Guest Starring Rincewind*

Severus and Hermione fall in love and a few surprises are waiting for the new couple. Takes place in 7th year. COMPLETE

At Hermione's last Christmas at Hogwarts, Severus decides to seduce her after an act of kindness on her part to him...(HGSS) (Complete)

Hermione's POV: All I wanted was a nice, normal year. Just one year. But no... I'm constantly with -Malfoy-! Getting lost in the Forbidden Forest, making up work for class, and even shopping! What has the world come to?

A seventh-year Hermione is not as indifferent to a certain Potions Professor as he may have thought...

The Slytherins and Gryffindors are going on a field trip! Snape has an interesting punishment. Nude beaches and paintball await our heroes! Read!

Presumed headline in the A-M Times: Werewolf's Boyfriend Walks On Moon; Angst Ensues. My take on Angua's reaction to the events of The Last Hero....

Poor Vetinari. It was supposed to be a simple chess game. But wizards are such sore losers. ***FINISHED***

*Complete!* Sequel to Hermione's List! Join Severus and Hermione on the somewhat rocky road to romance

Vetinari and a certain young lady have stopped by his mother’s manor. Unfortunately, the Lady Vetinari seems to have a very wrong impression…

Havelock Vetinari is an up and coming in the Assassin’s Guild, but someone keeps getting in his way...

*COMPLETE* 7th Year; Voldemort has been defeated. Hermione has a few things left to do before she leaves Hogwarts. R for later chapters

Hermione returns after a three month absence to find things not quite as she left them. COMPLETE! Author notes edit, no new chapters.

Hmm... What to say? Snape almost gets himself lynched, ends up married instead (to someone we all know and love), excites someone's jealousy, confuses even Albus Dumbledore, and finds out he kind of likes the situation. :) Read and Review PLEASE!

A potions accident leads to an unexpected meeting of minds.

Who could possibly be writing the sappy romance novels that all of Hogwarts is drooling over? Response to the WIKTT SS Romance Novelist challenge.

A follow-up to The Fanfic Lounge. Can Legolas get through this twisted fairy tale without losing his sanity? Please R&R. Heck yeah she's a Mary Sue. Flame me. I dare ya.

After losing her parents in a death raid just as summer begins, Hermione is destined for further suffering when she is sent to stay at the Snape Mansion. **After more than 40 requests for a sequel, you'll get one, but I gotta think on it!!!

A modern-day girl is dropped into Middle-earth. How will the Fellowship react? Please R&R.