Because sometimes girls can kick-ass at tennis as well. Lift your chin, child, you were made to topple empires. Seigaku OC team. RyoSaku. CH33: 'And then suddenly, in a moment, it all went terribly, terribly wrong.

It's the U-17 camp members' free day. What kind of things will happen during their free day? No yaoi pairings. Except Koharu and Yuuji...

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

Some say laughter is the cure for everything, but they obviously never heard Miyuki laugh...

Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru

*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.

Naruto is excited when he finds out he and his friends, including best friend Sasuke, get nominated for a surperlative.But what happens when he realizes its not what he expected? Simple. All hell breaks lose, and feelings are seen in a different light. So much for a boring senior year... SasuNaru, not sure how many chapters...LEMON be warned!

Ino finds a head. The head won't shut up. Then she finds the rest of him. Hidan x Ino.

When Mira stumbles upon Lucy's secret talent, she offers her the chance of the lifetime; becoming Fairy Tail's love astrologist. To find her friends' happiness, Lucy takes the job. But can she teach these scarred dogs new tricks? Can Lucy handle her past and present crashing into each other? And will she be able to find her own happy ending? NaLu, GaLe, Gruvia, Jerza, and more!

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

Being dragged into a strip club on Valentine's day was not Sanada's idea of a productive evening. Multiple Pairings; Alpha, Perfect, Platinum, Royal. Strip Club AU.

The Generation of Miracles miraculously suffer injuries and end up in the same hospital ward. Five basketball prodigies with strikingly different personalities in the same ward ...Things just keep getting better. CRACKFIC

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.

If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.

4. Mikasa Ackerman finds herself in the company of the maker of the best coffee in the world. This is the story of falling in love, walking past it, but not quite falling out of it. 5. Mikasa receives a diary for her birthday. Series currently under revision (for grammatical errors)

"They ruin each other, it seems." Written for geekinthepink23's "The Writing Game, Challenge 1".

Eren is an employee at Wall Rose Enterprises; a company specializing in the business of fashion. In an attempt to earn a raise, Eren unwittingly discovers a secret about his boss that could potentially change both of their lives...for better or worse. Can Eren navigate the maze that is Levi and lead them both to a happy ending?

Summary: "With nothing to live for, who are you, really?" Modern AU. It came as a surprise to Rivaille when Eren was hospitalized. 'Suicide Attempt,' they said. "But that's not right.." Rivaille whispered. "Because Eren was happy, wasn't he?" Thirteen tapes. Thirteen chances to see into his heart. "Who are you, really?"

A collection of drabbles where Kurobasu boys - and girls? - are working hard to spice up their personal life.

When Tobi adds an... unknown substance into the Akatsuki's dinner and they decide to play Truth and Dare later on. CRACK! Rated T just in case.

Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.

After the trial, Eren is left to his thoughts. That is, until, Corporal Levi comes to him with a most unusual "request". Later things take a turn for the bizarre when an intricate plot to sabotage the Scouting Legion is unveiled. Eren struggles with his feelings, Levi tries to bury his.

It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru

It's Eren's 19th birthday and his friends are throwing him a surprise party! What kind of gift will Levi bring? Modern AU, rated M for M/M sexy time featuring controlling bottom Levi.

Pirate!AU Rivaille is the captain of the Recon Corp., the infamous pirate ship. He always thought that he had all he wanted in life-a good lay every now and then-and all the money he could possibly want. Until he meets a filthy gutterboy that changes everything.

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." ― Friedrich Nietzsche The Juubi offers Kakashi a kindness. Of sorts. Canon to 638. Trigger warning for dubcon/noncon.

EPILOGUE. Fuji Syuusuke, prodigy and heir of the Fuji family. No one ever dare to anger him. Until one day, a certain freshman did the unforgivable: to stand against him. That freshman's name, Echizen Ryoma. FemRyoXFuji

A collection of Obito/Kakashi snippets and drabbles that loosely combine into something like a story. (M/M within; be forewarned)

And the downward spiral to madness - or is it something else? - begins. KakaSaku

Sasuke, a single father, started having problems when his 5 year old son Itachi asked for a mom. And it became a bigger issue when his son chose a perfectly male blond. Matchmaking and chaos courtesy of a five year old ensue. SasuNaru. AU.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.

My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.

The story of Finnick Odair's life, starting at the 65th Hunger Games and working its way up to and through the Hunger Games trilogy. Now complete!

Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs

somewhere along, he loses himself. or rather, he's never known. — NiouOC, Marui. /for fyerigurl/

Because Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."

I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.

Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.

There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru

we could have been a fairytale. — AtobeOC

Sasuke and Naruto take text sex to a whole new level. NaruSasu drabble

I dont own nothing...also this is rated M for a reason..this is graphic and mature one shot...please dont read if your under the age of 15 years of age.

Sasuke is waiting for a valentine from a certain person while thinking of past valentines. SasuNaru

A parody of the song "The 12 Pains of Christmas" with the Akatsuki! Christmas Akatsuki plenty of fun and hilarity and Kakuzu's misfortune heh! Warning for Hidan's colourful language, since he just doesn't know how to speak without swearing. RE-VAMP

It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"

It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot

As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.

When I woke up, dressed as a slutty sugar plum fairy with one man ugg on, an empty bottle of vodka ducktaped to my hand, smelling of mayonnaise and a picture of Naruto stuck to my chest, I realised last night couldn’t have gone well.

This may be the feudal era, but Akatsuki needs an answering machine for all the calls they get. However, sometimes the answering machine can get pretty weird...

A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.

Stabbed and nearly drowning to your death at the bottom of a demon's lake? It's not even the last place you'd expect to find love. Gift for doodlelover. SasuNaru.

He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.

This is what happens, when Gai and Lee get Tenten drunk...Of course, it was all Neji's idea...Yeah, right!

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.

Sasuke and Naruto meet in Vegas. Immediately attracted to eachother, they have a night on the town and wake up...married? The judge refuses to divorce them, so they have to survive 6 months without killing each other. Or falling in love. SasuNaru.

When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

What do you do after drunken sex? What if it was with your best GUY friend? And what if you weren't exactly drunk? Easy...you hide it. But blackmail is a girl's best friend, and Sasuke's worst enemy. SasuNaru, Sasuke POV. Winner of a poll in my profile

Oneshot, complete. As Edward settles into his new life in New England with Alphonse, far away from the ravages of wars in Europe and safely ensconced in the arms of America's best university, he encounters a face he never thought he'd see again. Roy/Ed

At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.

Naruto knows that declaring his undying love for Sasuke shouldn't be so humiliating. Too bad the universe hates him.

Sakura got an invite to Prince Sasuke's home where he would announce his “wife”. She is excited and positive that she will be the one, but what happens when a certain blonde with blue eyes gets in her way? SasuNaru

Money,power,looks,smarts,sex. He doesn't give a damn about any of them. So then what is it about Sasuke that he does like? And Why does he stay? Short but sweet one-shot, no lemon read inside note please!

When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!

Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!

Welcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what’s really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCness

AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!

Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru

There are some missions no ninja ever wishes to admit to having participated in. This was Kakashi's.

Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…

It started with a kiss...a touch...a stroke. Now the lines are blurred, and the borders are being crossed - and nothing has ever been more delicious. KakaSaku

Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

It started off innocently enough with car troubles, but then all the scariest stories start out with innocence. SasuNaru

What happens when you mix the Akatsuki with the Wizard of Oz? you get a hilarious story of Deidara trying to find his way home rated t for beeping and Youi and stuff like that

Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru

Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.

Naruto hated bastards with the passion of a thousand suns. Too bad that his new partner is a combination of all that. NaruSasu, AU.

Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.

-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

We all know Sasuke has a tendency to be a bit of a bastard. To him, "no" just means "try harder." And for a sick Naruto, that's no good...or so he thinks. SasuNaru.

Total crack fic. Akatsuki members talk to random Naruto characters.

Don't you hate it when you turn out to be right about certain things? SasuNaru, two-shot

#1: Do not blame him for what happened. #2: Do not insult his sand. #3: Do not...and the list goes on. But really, how much more do you need when it comes to dealing with the Sand master himself? GaaSaku

When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.

Who knew taking up your sensei's challenge could be so much fun? KakaSaku

-Added three extra chapters- They met... they grew up together but things were always deeper between them than they realized. Watch as Sasu and Naru struggle against themselves and defy social norms. SasuNaru with side pairings. AU

Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!

In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.

Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.

Akira and Hikaru are both members of a band, and Hikaru is the rather stubborn lead singer. When Hikaru develops a nasty cold, Akira worries about him. Written for the fifthmus LJ exchange.

You've all seen it before. The typical SasuNaru fanfiction. This could possibly be the WORST fanfiction ever... You know you want to read it.

AN inside. The members of the Akatsuki play a dangerous gamewho can get more blackmail on the others? Crack fic as stated in title and rating subject to change. Very slight yaoi no pairings references included.

Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!

These are the lost lemons of the Christmas special. Yaoi SasoDei, KakuHidan, KisaIta. Christmas and booze fuse and become one great big lemon slice.

Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.

Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura

I wish you were a door, why? So that I could bang you all day long! XD [POT CAST!] and lots of implied pairings. TezuFuji, OshiAto.

On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..

Short, random drabbles on Temari and Hidan.

Spoof fic of how Itachi meets his end. I know its insane, that's the point of a spoof! Definately not meant to be taken seriously. Pocky!

I hate to say this but…you’re like my underwear. I can't last a day without you! XD [PoT CasT] TezuFuji, implied SanaYuki and featuring a desperate Atobe. :

What's a young teacher to do when your even younger, hot blond student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher!Sasuke, student!Naruto.

Because, lets face it, being with Juliet was statutory rape and it’s about time the world knew that Romeo really wanted Mercutio anyway. SasuNaru AU ONESHOT

Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.

Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

Yaoi NaruSasu PWP Gmenverse, Naruto and Sasuke need a vacation, and Kakashi knows the perfect place. Sidefic to Embracing Dreams.

In which Hinata has her period, and takes it out on Neji. Oneshot.

[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?

How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.

Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

Kakashi oneshot. Ever wondered how Kakashi comes up with those excuses? What if he wasn't lying?

Poor, oblivious Naruto. He mistakenly declared that he has, pornographic, instead of photographic, memory. And when Sasuke hears it... [SasuNaru yaoi, highschool AU]

[SasuNaru, Hyuugacest] It's the place in downtown Tokyo where infidelity and dishonesty take hold of unfaithful men and women. Naruto and Hinata have both accepted their lots in life... until they reencounter pasts they thought they'd forgotten.

[TwoShot NaruSasuNaru] When a trip to Niagara Falls goes terribly wrong, strangers meet and sexualities... like Sasuke's... are questioned.

Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.

[OneShot SasuNaru] A Companion Fic to Naruto's Secret... simply because Sasuke's point of view is hotter and definitely more coherent... or that's what Uchiha thinks anyway.

It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.

In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!

[OneShot SasuNaru] Naruto has a hot secret... and guess who accidentally walks in on him on the act? Of course, this proves to be a beautiful oppurtunity for Naruto to play a little game with the Perfect Uchiha... but we all know Sasuke ALWAYS wins.

COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.

There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.

There were literally hundreds of thousands of leaves concealing what she'd lost. Sakura never would have found it, had it not been for the help of a certain Inuzuka. KibaSakura.

Twenty truths about Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru. Errant Sannin nothings in dramedy.

Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.

fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.

Sasuke and Naruto are out on a late night mission, Sasuke decides to liven things up. Sasunaru MM Yaoi and Graphic lemon. You have been warned.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...

Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.

...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]

The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.

The heat is on! It's a head to head battle between Shino and Kiba for Hinata's heart! Who will walk away the victor? Chapter 7 is up! Sorry for taking so long!

Sasuke's henge no jutsu is improving. [sasunaru]

Of Hatake Kakashi, and the things that can make a human being, or break them utterly.

Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

It's true love for Kakashi and Iruka! ...or is it? Parodies the KakaIru pairing.