okay, introduction time :D

My Real name is Joost, quite a weird name to pronounce in english, but i'm from The Netherlands. if you wanna try how it sounds in our country, you'll get closest when you speak it like you'd say Joast, but we speak the J in a entire different way. I like anime, especially Bleach. i've seen big parts of naruto, but not everything, but i know the entire storyline (naruto gets dissed and beaten, academy exam, wave arc,chuunin shit, invasion,find tsunade,retrieval arc,3 year training). One of my favorites is also Elfen lied, a anime full of blood, gore and breasts. it isn't erotic in any way, but some characters come from a test laboratory where they wear no clothes and you can see their nicely shaped female parts.

Top 5 anime

1.bleach
2. elfen lied
3. Full metal Alchemist
4.tenjou Tenge
5. naruto

i can be a little off, of course. there are several aspects of naruto that i don't like, like naruto being pictured as a stupid, retarded punk that only knows 2 jutsu (kage bunshin/rasengan) but beats everything through sheer stamina and luck. i think the show should be called Sasuke, as he is obviously the better ninja. he has intelligence, he is actually NOT loud during missions and knows how to hide, he has lots of jutsu and he has a fucking powerfull bloodline limit. that should describe a powerfull character, not some weakling like naruto. of course, i forget to neglect sasuke's additude (one man show), his nonexisting pimpskillz (gets bithes thrown at his feet, but doesn't use them. if he does not have romantic interests, at least pimp them out or something. so far for his dream to ressurect his clan.) okay, anti sasuke rant is over.

i got one final message, but krystalfaerie's image says it all: click here plz

this is the way naruto will look like when he is a lieutenant in one of the gotei 13. this one and this one

this is the pic of the fem!haku that's in my story. it isn't mine, copyright goes to kishimoto and the mofo that created this piece of art. his name is in the link. Fem Haku Here

Current projects

Shinigami no Konoha: a bleach xover with harem and possible smut, i'll think about it when i'm getting to the action , contains a bit of gore in the first chapters and is rated accordingly. also rated for future swearing, if i didn't already do it subconciously, and for sexual content. NarutoHarem

Future Projects

Currently Unnamed: a sequel to Death of a Copyninja by Crimson-Genius. Kakashi dies in the wave arc and naruto loses his eye. Haku transplants the Sharingan into Naruto's socket. What changes will this bring to the plot ?

i've been given permission by THE Crimson-Genius himself, and the story gives me plenty of oppertunity to make Naruto stronger.