BobTheGoathide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Misc. Games. Hi! I'm a human male, believe it or not, that enjoys many things, including goats, which are my primary obsession. I try to be friendly to all people. I'll probably not write much of anything, mostly 'cause I can't write. I can, however, be a big grammar Nazi when needed and sometimes when not. Other things I like include Harry Potter, though not the actual dude (yes, I know he's fictional. It would just sound creepy though.) I'm a Gryffindor if anyone wanted to know. I also enjoy Star Wars, the MCU, and various other things. Sorry. I might just do that with some one-shots or something. Sorry. As for my story, I might update every week or so. I'll let you know when I'm not going to update for over two weeks or something. |
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The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,150 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 4,696 - Follows: 4,844 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,588 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 5/1 - Harry P., Hestia
Brightest In Shadow by AthanMortis reviews
Harry Potter always had horrible luck. Now he's going to see how he fares when that luck leads him to worlds he never imagined he would see...
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 183,808 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 2,736 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 5/12/2017 - Harry P.
A Desperate Plea by LPK9 reviews
Darth Vader receives a surprise pair of visitors one day with a shocking request. Original Trilogy AU. Set 17 years after the formation of the Empire.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,981 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 2/5 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Europa: Tenno in the MCU by Ultoriel reviews
The activation of a Luan tower holding advanced secrets involving 'The Plan' to expand the Orokin empire to alternate dimensions pulls the tower, and the tenno inside, into the MCU, around the time Loki activated the Tesseract to come to Earth. Rated M because Warframe is too.
Crossover - Avengers & Warframe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,423 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 11/10/2017
The Wasteland by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The One True Ring, on his perilous odyssey back to Mordor, becomes acquainted with Eleanor Lily Potter and slowly begins to question the meaning of his own existence. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,395 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Harry P., Frodo B., Sauron - Complete
Rider Reborn by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
Eragon, through a trick of wild magic, finds himself returned to his 15-year-old body, with a newly hatched Saphira to care for and a war to win again. How will he handle the burden? What changes will he make to history? The future has been unwritten, and anything is possible.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,362 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 10/19/2018 - Eragon S., Arya, Saphira, Brom
None of the Above by PixelKind413 reviews
Where I'm gonna stick all my not-quite-oneshots. Some might have promise, some might just be just for the lolz. Who knows?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 11/6/2016
Harry Potter and the Noodle Things Of Magic by PixelKind413 reviews
In which Harry is a rather peculiar child with a taste for chaos and innovation. The two go hand in hand, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/22/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., F. Flitwick
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,775 - Follows: 11,811 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
The Letter by PoppedTheP reviews
An AU that begins when six year old Harry Potter accidentally sends a letter to Sirius Black in Azkaban. A feel-good godfather-y AU ensues. "Dear Sirius Black, Sorry to bother you. My name is Harry Potter. I think you might have known my parents..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,756 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 5/9/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Witch, the Wizard and the Sorcerer by Dr Matthattan reviews
Wanda Maximoff and Gandalf are brought to New York by Doctor Strange to help solve a long-standing mystery. What they find could portent humanity's destruction.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,410 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Complete
Troll Trolling by tonberrys reviews
When a classmate pokes fun at her bizarre Hallowe'en costume, Tonks gets revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2018 - N. Tonks, Charlie W. - Complete
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,278 - Reviews: 5189 - Favs: 10,715 - Follows: 13,451 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
Remember The Darkness (The Dark Lord Does Not) by gandalf537 reviews
Harry Potter used the one spell on Voldemort that nobody thought to use, taking a lesson from the most useless teacher in stride: Obliviate. Chaos follows, and the Dark Lord has a lot of questions. ACT II: Gilderoy is dumb and the previous Lord Voldemort just wants his snake. Loosely based off of chapter 44 of "101 Names We Could Have Used." This is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,250 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Gilderoy L. - Complete
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,921 - Reviews: 5393 - Favs: 10,172 - Follows: 11,036 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Percy J., Poseidon, Triton, Amphitrite
PJO PUNS by Hexxer07 the Reporter reviews
PUNS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 11/29/2017
I, Lord Voldemort (Help!) by NerfGlaistigUaine reviews
Getting drunk is bad sure, but magically becoming the genocidal villain of Harry Potter with no idea of what to do... seems a bit harsh for punishment. A self-insert as Lord Voldemort without the knowledge of spells, rituals, or any other memories Voldemort may have had. Mostly comedy fic, my first fanfiction. #BumblingVoldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 5/5/2017
Mini Lions by Earth Star reviews
Lance was getting use to a lot of weird things, sitting a miniature version of his own lion on his chest was one thing he never expected.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,414 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 8/1/2016
Heroes and Ghosts by LostHeroGuide reviews
Clint Barton didn't expect visitors in Homestead. Especially teenagers stealing from him in the middle of the night. But when Clint confronts him and realizes he's not alone... well, what's he's supposed to do? The Avengers have everything, it seems, but a family man. Featuring fanboy Thor, Steve's overprotective nature, and twice the Jackson as you'd expect. (Percabeth later on.)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 179,841 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] [Hawkeye/Clint B., Laura B.]
The Marauding Demigods by LostHeroGuide reviews
It's the Golden Age of Piracy, and Annabeth Chase was a professional. A true Pirate with reputation to spare. That all ended when Percy Jackson appeared. Now, he has to set things right. But how could the British Navy not take advantage of this? Pirate!AU. (Some Demigod stuff in here...) Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 1/16/2016 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Luke C.
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Susan B., Dr. Granger - Complete
Uncle Harry by nicnac918 reviews
Grace Dursley is almost eleven years old when she meets Uncle Harry for the first time. Sequel to Cousin Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 521 - Published: 5/21/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Dudley D., OC
Warning: Past Soul Bind Performance Not Indicative of Future Prophets by LeadVonE reviews
The Master of Death brings his 130,000 years of experience to slam down on the unsuspecting head of his biggest and most entertaining challenge yet. Voldemort brings all her cunning and guile to rip open the mystery that is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore, Fudge, and the rest of the Wizarding world, scrabble to make sense of what in Merlin's name is going on. - On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort
The Master of Death IS The-Boy-Who-Lived - Child Hero for Hire by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter, the Master of Death, loathes the 'Adventures-of-the-Boy-Who-Lived' children's storybooks. I mean, what kind of kid grabs his happy band of childhood friends, smacks around some dragons, nundus, and dark wizards, and skips home in time for tea and scones? But, after 40,000 years of living and dying, the Master of Death realizes something... He probably could.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 978 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L., Luna L.
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4790 - Favs: 12,629 - Follows: 14,578 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Forging A King by Lady Celestial Star reviews
Fifth year, Harry's been banished into a painting by the despicable Umbridge. Now he has to find a way back home, and the only way he can do that, is by finding the scattered jewels of the Wizard's Crown. Can his new-found friends help him, or will being with them end his life and chances of ever getting home? Based more on the LOTR movies than the LOTR books.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 177,080 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 3,886 - Follows: 3,159 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Invictus by Katarina99 reviews
Harry Potter has spent seven of his eight years in mind numbing boredom, so when a strange man appears out of no where, half blinds him with a tube that emits blue light and starts babbling about how he shouldn't exist, what else could Harry do? Can the universe survive The-Boy-Who-Lived and The Oncoming Storm working as a team?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 5,845 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Stinging Habits of the Western Honey Bee by nicnac918 reviews
For Want of a Nail. When a honey bee decides not to sting a little boy it cascades into Severus Snape bringing Harry Potter his Hogwarts letter. From there... First in the Honey Bee 'verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,911 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nico diAngelo and the House on Grimmauld Place by Eowebrinda reviews
Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,314 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sirius B., Nico A. - Complete
Swimming Lessons by CleverDucky reviews
In which Ezio teaches, Altair refuses to learn, and Desmond contemplates destroying the bloodline.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
A Stranger in the Promised Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 109,659 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Goats on a Rampage
What happens when you don't give your goats enough food? World domination, that's what! This is a goat simulator fanfic, but I gave them names. Enjoy! Please review!
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,843 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 10/17/2017