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 Author has written 9 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia - Axis Powers, OFF, Sherlock, and Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club. Holy shit, I'm back from the dead. Stay tuned sick things! |
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Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Shelf Space by FishwichForMyLove reviews
A collection of ficlets/one-shots, some based off tumblr requests. Rating/content will vary, but all will be USUKUS. You're probably better off reading this on tumblr or AO3, where all chapters are included. Many chapters are left out of this version because of the ever so annoying individuals who take it upon themselves to whine about ratings despite individual chapter warnings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 69,789 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 1/21/2012 - England/Britain, America
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
Independence Day Blues by Vampire Catfish1 reviews
Every fourth of July since 1783, Scotland has looked after his wee brother as he slips into a depression over losing America and gets dead drunk. One night out of every year, Allistor actually acts like proper family to the kid he ended up raising. This is just another one of those nights... Oneshot (Rated T for Scotlands language)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Scotland, England/Britain - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 3,998 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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We're All Mad Here reviews
When Batter's only friend disappears without a trace, his only choice is to follow the white rabbit - or in this case, the white cat. He quickly learns that not everything is as it seems. Human AU, Batterie, rated M for gore and NSFW content in later chapters.
OFF - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,770 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - The Batter, Zacharie - Complete
The OFF Switch reviews
College AU. Facing eviction, Batter finds himself working at a bizarre sex shop, alongside a pair of twins, a kickboxing ballerina, a high school student who always smells inexplicably of ham, and a mysterious guy who never takes off his mask. What happens next is up to you. Welcome, dear Reader, to The OFF Switch.
OFF - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/4/2013 - The Batter, Zacharie
Blood & Iron reviews
AU. After ten years of peace, the Ripper has returned to terrorize London. When a young vampire is framed for a murder he did not commit, his only hope of survival rests in the hands of a Hunter. Pairings will include GerIta, SpaMano, USUK. Rated M for gore and NSFW content in future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, America
Breathe reviews
Written for the tumblr prompt: "Write a scene where someone is reduced to sobbing without being touched or spoken to." Nagisa x Rei.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Nagisa H., Rei R. - Complete
Concerning Flatmates reviews
Nothing ever happens to John Watson. WARNING: This fic contains Smaug!Lock (sort of) and more crack than a plumber's backside. Not to be taken seriously.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Taste of Summer reviews
GerIta one-shot. Italy arrives late to training with gelato, intending to help Germany cool down. His actions have unexpected - but not unpleasant - results.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Wolf reviews
One-shot. Young Russia finds an orphaned wolf cub in the snow. History repeats itself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Russia - Complete
Buon Compleanno, Bastardo reviews
SpaMano one-shot. It's Antonio's birthday, and Lovino knows exactly what he wants to give the Spanish bastard - himself. Sexy shenannigans ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Reaper's Daughter reviews
Dark secrets lurk behind the spotless façade of the Grim Reaper Staffing Association. Just why did Undertaker retire? And why is William T. Spears such an incorrigible hard-ass? Perhaps a common thread unites their pasts with the present - the knowledge that even Death Gods are powerless to rewrite Fate. Rated M for violence, gore, and NSFW content in future chapters.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Undertaker