My nobody name is Roxalene.

42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh cause' im different, I laugh cause your all the same.

What can go wrong will go wrong.

the above quote is optimistic.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.!

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

"Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk" -Stephen King

"Don't touch the red button!"

Every 10 seconds a woman is giving birth, she must be found and stoped

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.

i have the answer in my head. i just havent found it yet

If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!

Sinning wouldn't be so popular if it's wages were paid immediately

If God didn't want me to do it he would have stopped me

Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families

If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just do it
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it

You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing..

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect

So many people treat you like you’re a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window - gerard way

Call me whatever you want just don't expect me to answer

I didn't want to hurt you i just wanted to hear the sound my hammer made on your head

a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you need to look out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... Stupid

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Drive carefully, 90 of people are accidents

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets

you say physco like it's a bad thing

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try

Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." ~Edgar Alan Poe

I'm not stalking you. I'm just to shy to introduce myself!

Yugi: “Well, you’re clearly evil, but I see no reason not to trust you.” - abridged series

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong; they should have killed him because he was a lawyer

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you fcking McTosser!

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth

If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on

"Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist."
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night

"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." - Douglas Adams.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." - Jerry Seinfeld.

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

You cannot have everything. I mean, where would you put it?

A black man went into a restarant and the white man at the till said "coloured people aren't allowed here. the black man said...

When i was born i was black when i'm hot i'm black when i'm cold i'm black when i'm sick i'm black and when i die i'll be black But... When you were born you was pink when you are hot you are red when you are cold you are blue when you are sick you are green and when you die you'll be purple. and you're calling me coloured?

Paste this on ur file if ur against racism.

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think that Disney and Square Enix should go completely Yaoi copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Demyx is adorable(not hot)copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal; ChrisGrey; MewMewFerret; MewBleuberri; ANProductions; ANMProductions; CrazyHorseNinja; Velgamidragon; lovenyami; CommandoGirl; Atem's Sister Atea; EmeraldxSapphire; alienvampirefreak

If you went to save Captain Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

READ THIS:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

RE-POST IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.
There aren't enough supporters! The world survives on love, yet we reject it? Spread the word!

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

The iPod Shuffle-

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Freak On A Leash - Korn ft Amy Lee

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Greener with the Scenery - The Used

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

My Obsession - Cinema Bizarre

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

Starstruck - Lady Gaga

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Infra Red - Placebo

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

One Love - Aiden

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Prisoner - Jeffree Star

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Jesus - Gackt

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Dream On - Cinema Bizarre

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

No Good Advice - Girls Aloud

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Untouched - The Veronicas

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Someone Do Something - Kill Hannah

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

In and Out Of Love - Armin van Buuren ft Sharon den Adel

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Silver and Cold - AFI

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

She Waits For Me - Cinema Bizarre

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Crazy Angel - Kill Hannah

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Get Famous - Kill Hannnah

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Something -Escape The Fate

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Believer - Kill Hannah

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Love Rhymes with Fuck you - Jeffree Star

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

220 - t.A.T.u

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Snow Scene - An Cafe

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Snowblinded - Kill Hannah

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Into The Night - Santana ft Chad Kroeger

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Mirror - Barlow Girl

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Under Pressure - Kill Hannah

I love Tokio Hotel because... Doing this to make TH fans happy!!
1. Real TH fans know more songs than Monsoon.
2. Real TH fans know Bill Kaulitz's brother's name.
3. Real TH fans will actually know that Bill and Tom are twins.
4. Real TH fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs come on.
5. Real TH fans will punch anyone for dissing Bill's hair, feminine features, or Tom's dreadlocks.
6. Real TH fans love the songs in German and in English.
7. Real TH fans think that they are totally hot.
8. Real TH fans think that Devilish was awesome too.
9. Real TH fans don't love only Ready, Set, Go! and Scream.
10. Real TH fans don't like TH only for their looks.
11. Real TH fans know how to pronounce every guys' name.
12. Real TH fans can sing all the songs in German, even though they might not know the language.
13. Real TH fans don't like only Bill.
14. Real TH fans never forget Tom, Georg or Gustav.
15. Real TH fans have this on their profile.

We waited for infinity
We screamed 'til we felt it
We were ready when it was time to run
We ran through the monsoon
We got closer to the edge
We didn't jump
We broke away
We're the forgotten children
We're gonna live on if it is our final day
We're gonna die when love is dead
You came to rescue us
You're always forever sacred to us
And even if you're a thousand sea's far
We'll raise our hands for you