Well in real life I'm not actually called authorchik039, just hope you'll know, no misunderstandings and all. But now I go by a different non-personal life real use name:

JaneDoeLogic

Weird but whatever

My best friends like me are weird we call each other "retarded nerds" I created it MUAHAHHAHA. I have two and a half brothers. My mom is psycho cuz she laughed when she almost RAN OVER ME and my dad is...

I have been stabbed three times
I'm terrified of my mom she almost stabbed me with a fork when i tried to get her toast...
and my friend is evil cuz everytime she cleaned her room or PRAYED a disaster happens in the world... Japan was scary

I'm lazy and sometimes a b* when i can i also have a hitlist in case i ever snap one day haha love reading once a person threw a glue bottle at me...
I have brown hair n eyes glasses and not ugly or pretty just plain case u know but i can be able to handle crazy friends :)

I hate Wednesdays, because they will mock me "Hey Miranda guess what? You are already half way through the school week! TOO BAD YOU NEED HALF MORE!!!!!!!!" evil right?

Nov. 7th 2011
I am seriously depressed and feel very violated. Violated because of what happened at school (someone smacked my a* and I don't know who BUT I WILL FIND OUT) and depressed about how screwed up the world is these days. I was doing homework for school and saw several articles about how a six yr old commited suicide AND KNEW WHT SHE WAS DOIN!!!!! Also one where a grandmother accidently ran over her 19 month grandson with a lawnmower. Also another about how a 10 yr old commited suicide because he was afraid of his teacher abusing him. I mean it. I've been wantin to work in psychology ,so I can learn how to help people out in these types of situations. I don't think adults take children seriously enough when a child says they want to die and worries me. Anyways this is just me wanting to get this out and tell people or SOMEONE how f* up the world is these days.

Nov. 30th 2011
AHHHHHHH PIZZA!!!!!!!!! Today I racked me bestie friend Senor Danny. My baby brother is sooo cute but he's sick :( He's been going to be me more than my mom and sooner or later I'll snap, because I have ALOT of school projects I need done!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

May 2nd 2012

Too much college thinking! People are so concerned and I feel life my heads going to implode, I cried! CRIED! I rather think its inappropriate to put so much pressure on a very weak mentality student.

Now here are some Random Quotes ,because I'm bored and no I do not own any of them..

Don't think of it as skipping school, think of it as a self-approved individuality field trip. It's to find our inner individual.

Flying is throwing yourself at the ground and miss - Douglas Adams

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

People are like slinkies; rather useless, but fun to watch when pushed down the stairs. (i did it to my little brother, he laughs too!)

I LOVE YOU is 8 letters...so is BULLSHIT

Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The person that discovered milk. What were they doing to that cow?

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, you are perfect.

''Screw you, choco monster girly man!'' said xXMidnight-ShadowXx 's Chouko in "The Lost Butterfly"

The rules of fair play do not apply in love and war- John Lyly, ''Euphues''

Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather - John Ruskin

FIN