HELLO! I am Lynn (Yes I used an alias previously) But I will not tell you my REAL last name so lets just go with Shimizu. I HATE the Twilight series. The only reason there are Twilight Fanfictions on here is because I used to like the stupid series. My life goal is to become a voice actor for anime. YES I KNOW! It is a hard goal to reach but I will try! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I am 13 nearly 14 and I have some friends that I am borrowing things they typed, said or did so most of my stories I am dedicating to them. When I say my friends I mean the ones I have met face to face at least once and known it. MY NEW FAVE SHOW IS FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST! Also. Please note, that I have changed my Pen Name. I used to be InsaneVampireWeirdo. NOTE I HAVE CHANGED IT AGAIN AND I USED TO BE KH FREAK1245.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE: I will not update any twilight fanfictions.

Favorites:

Bands/Singers: Anime songs, Three Days Grace, Red, Breaking Benjamin.

Food: Pizza, CANDY! CAKE! SWEETS! ANYTHING MADE OF SUGAR!! And of course curry.

Colors: Bright blue, black, Navy blue, Bright Red.

Books: They are all mangas. Death Note, Vampire Knight, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, FullMetal Alchemist, D.Gray-Man, Naruto, Ouran, and Black Cat. Any other good Mangas please tell me about.

Shows/ Movies: Death Note, Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, FullMetal Alchemist, Black Cat, D.Gray-Man, and Naruto. Any other good Animes please tell me about. Just make sure your suggestions are appropriate. I don't mind gore, just not anything too mature.

Hobbies: PLAYING DDR!! Drawing, writing, reading, playing soccer, making videos of randomness, playing with my dog, (sometimes) watching TV, walking my dog, playing basketball, chilling with my friends, sleeping and playing guitar.

Read my Fanfictions and leave a review on some of them. Also, PM me if you have a story idea. Just no Twilight ideas because they have been discontinued. Sorry to disappoint some of my readers.

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

1.Find a Globe. Spin it. What does it say? Texas
2.Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 3, word 6. Which book is it,and what does it say? Driving Commercial Vehicles 'Use'
3.What can you hear right now? The whiring of my computer
4.Have a conversation with the closest living thing other than yourself: What's up? (dog twitches nose).
5.Turn on the T.V. What show is on? That's So Raven...my sis was watching Family Channel last night.
6.Type your name with your elbow: lynn
7.What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I think I was listening to music.
8.Stand up. Close your eyes. spin around 3 times. Open your eyes. What do you see? A Curtain
9.If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be? wth is that?
10.Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they say? Xieaanhuh (sounds like a weird Org XIII name lol)

NOTE: I will no longer post new chapter unless I get more reviews. I will never post a new chapter if it is a Twilight Fanfiction.

I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK AT THE MOMENT, SO I WILL NOT WRITE ANY NEW STORIES, OR UPADTE OLD ONES.