SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

What happens when Severus Snape is accidentally turned into a teenager due to a mishap with a potion he was making? What about when he's forced to take residence with the Gryffindors, including that "showoff" Harry Potter? SSHP

If you love Sirius, DO NOT READ! If you love Snape, this is the right place, though you won't see him at first. You'll see Sirius, tho. Post-DH, pre-Epilogue. It's a ridiculous tale. But Snape finally gets his due, despite the title.

Snape has Tourette's. Harry is aroused -- That is, until Snape retaliates. SSHP. Complete.

Hermione is sexually frustrated and takes it out on Snape, revealing a secret about herself. He black mails himself into her secret world, where more surprises happen along the way. Hg/SS. rated M for future chapters.

Healer Granger is fed up with her boyfriend and miffed that her friends have been having lots more fun than her. If she can't beat 'em, she may as well join 'em. Written before Deathly Hallows release, AU SSHG, Q2P and OWL humour award winner 2007.

When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.

HPSS slash:: Getting caught in the rain, Harry is offered a ride from a stranger that turns out to be no stranger at all. So ensues rampant fluffiness.

Complete! Epilogue is up! In her heart, Nymphadora Tonks knows that Remus Lupin is the only man for her. Then why can’t she get Severus Snape out of her head? Rated T for adult themes and sexual situations.