![]() Author has written 91 stories for NCIS, Listener, Bones, JAG, Gilmore Girls, Warehouse 13, Castle, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Baby Daddy, Once Upon a Time, X-Files, M*A*S*H, Stitchers, and Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries. My favorite shows are: (obviously) NCIS, but I've also gotten addicted to Castle. X-files is also now a favorite. Other than that (in no particular order): Glee!, The Mentalist, BONES, Dr. Who (aw! David Tennant!), Warehouse 13, Sirens (sadly I was not able to watch the whole season because I left the U.K.), New Girl, Haven, Leverage, Raising Hope, and In Plain Sight. I'm REALLY obsessed with NCIS. I know I'm not the only one, but still it's pretty sad. I'm an old movie addict (hence the pen name). A sad thing is, I laugh at some of Tony's movie references and people look at me wierd and wonder how I even know what he's talking about. Anyway, I mainly write for NCIS, and it's usually Tiva (probably because I find the characters easy to write for). I've also written Pyka (Pete and Myka) from Warehouse 13 because I can capture how they act with one another (to some extent). Most recently I've gone into the X-Files, M*A*S*H (TV show), and Gilmore Girls fandoms.
You know that you're addicted to NCIS when... 1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it. 2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS. 3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself) 4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters. 5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!" 6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is. 7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on. 8. You have started using military references. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc. 9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS. 10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb. 11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames. 12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO." 13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it. 14. You use the term Hinky. 15. You find yourself singing Tony's undercover song at odd times. 16. When anyone says your obsessed, you reply starts "Yeah, Gibbs would say that." 17. You have hooked your family and friends as well 18. On Tuesday, your friends ask and answer the question, "What are you doing tonight? Oh wait, it’s a Tuesday, never mind." 19. You attempt to dress up as one of the characters on Halloween 20. You reference NCIS in your homework 21. When your friend can’t remember where he/she parked, you say "Put a BOLO out." So, technically I've only done 2,3,4,5,7,9,10,13,14,15, 17 and 19. If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile: If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile. 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