The following contains the twisted and peverted making of three girls who have banned together to create the utimate crack fics.

These are their stories. (Sam: YAY LAW AND ORDER!)

Here we go.

MyNameIs Samara

ButTheyCallMe Usually Sam

LastTimeIChecked I am FEMALE! _ YAY MY POWERS!

I'veGotCandlesOnMyCake 15... and a half...

ISeeYouWithMy Um... they actually like to pull a fast one on me and change each morning. O.o I wake up and I'm like, "WHOA! WTF?! THOSE WERE BLUE LAST NIGHT!"

Laugh I love singing, acting, dancing, writing, watching my favorite shows, Fatal Frame I, II, and III, Haunting Ground, Spyro!!, video games, crowds, being silly, being loud, being a camera hog, not being raped (O.o), hanging out with my friends (wow, this is an exhausting list!), eating, sleeping, breathing, life, soda, my dogs, my rat, my hamster, my stories, my work, money, animals, the zoo, the Museum, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Full Metal Panic, Full Moon wo Sagashite, Ultra Maniac, Yu Yu Hakusho, Love Celeb, + Anima, Alice 19th, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Imadoki, ION, Kingdom Hearts (I and II), Psycho Buster, Tsubasa Reservior Chronicles, XXX Holic, and.. YU-GI-OH!!

Cry Snakes, dishonestly, untrustworthyness, crappy singers (FYI: Hannah frickin' Montana, Hillary Duff... A certain girl at my school with the enitials A.B... )

PhobiaHauntedHousesAin'tGotNothingOnThis Snakes, needles, rope, ghosts, murderers.

StoryOfMyLife Hmm... Well, I'm kinda tall, kinda busty, and I like myself! I'm loud, obnoxious, but I think I'm pretty nice (to my friends. Hate me and I hate you back, though. Not that nice.) I'm not a doormat (except toward the girls at my dance studio. You know, the eight year olds who have no ligaments, but you find that yours are a bit inhibiting? Yeah. Them.), but I find that, if caught at the appropriate time, I'll do a lot for a friend or family member. (My sister has lost all privilages to this kindness for the rest of eternity.) I've got three dogs, one sister, one mom, one dad, one rat, one hamster, too many friends to count, six cows, eleven donkeys, lots of ducks and fish, and... am I forgetting anything? Oh yeah, I have a Kurama and a Hiei bear. I keep them in my room with me at all times. Um.. Well, if you really wanna know anything else about me, I'm afraid I'll need a lawyer and a parent present so... that's all for now.

PlayThatFunkyMusicWhiteBoy Hmmm... Gravity: Sara Bareilles or... Kiss Me: Sweeney Todd

LookForMeOn Gaia Online: xXx Fox Trot xXx (Same as my other Fanfic ID that I don't share with these numbskulls.

Here we go.

MyNameIs Natasha

ButTheyCallMe Tasha, Tash, Nat, "Hey! You!"

LastTimeIChecked Err... I have boobs. (Sam: Doesn't mean you're a chick. O.O Kat: )

I'veGotCandlesOnMyCake 14

ISeeYouWithMy Green/Blue/Grey

Laugh Books; art; drawing; singing; broadway; languages; pretty things; pretty people; guuuuuuuyyys; L; Death Note (recent obsession); anime/manga; video games; my cowerkers; reading; writing; Dane Cook; Dennis Learey; stuff.

Cry BUGS.

PhobiaHauntedHousesAin'tGotNothingOnThis BUGS.

StoryOfMyLife Blah. Whatever. Filling this in later.

PlayThatFunkyMusicWhiteBoy Evanescence: Breath No More

LookForMeOn Gaia: Starlight_Veil

Here we go.

MyNameIs Kathryn and yes it's a Y

ButTheyCallMe Kat, Kit-Kat, Kitty, or just Kathryn

LastTimeIChecked IMMA PRETTY PRINCESS

I'veGotCandlesOnMyCake twenty-seven minus twelve

ISeeYouWithMy Blue...grey...ish...Mostly just blue though. _

Laugh Writing;; Sleeping;; Drawing;; Reading;; Jumping on the trampoline;; Computers;; Technology;; Glasses;; Horror movies;; Horror novels;; Blood;; Vampires;; YYH;; Bleach;; Ouran Host Club;; Cats;; Animals in general;; Being a meanie face;; Teasing people;; Flirting;; Playing pranks;; Silence;; Sugar;; Food;; Eating;; Socks;; Stripes;; The Night;; The Moon;; Being a Class-A FREAK

Cry Bright lights;; The Sun;; Sudden loud noises;; Small yippy dogs;; Running;; Waking Up;; Learning Spanish -Thank God I finished that-;; Whimpy people;; Arrogance -can't spell-;; Hypochrits;; People who are scared of everything;; Annoying people;; Rythmic clapping;; Clapping in general;; The sound of pouring water;; Powdered doughnuts;; Normal people;; Barbie Clones;; Most vegetables;; Weird noises when people swallow;; Being grabbed by the the arm;; Sitting down for lengthy periods of time;; People who flame;; Those flippin idiots who do the thumbnail tricks on youtube _;; Repetative people;; This one chick that I won't say the name of;; This other chick that I won't say the name of;; Rectangles...I don't know why.

PhobiaHauntedHousesAin'tGotNothingOnThis Belonephobia--Fear of needles. I am absolutely phobic about needles. Last time I had to get a shot I fainted and not too long ago I had to get an IV and I cried like a little baby. I've never freaked out in a horror movie except for SAW II which featured a pit of needles. I HATE THEM.

StoryOfMyLife I'm pretty strange I suppose, and often really mean. I love my friends even though at times I want to break their fingers. I'm really sarcastic and actually I hate most of the world and find people to be mindless idiots who can't drive--that's not that I hate my life, I just dislike people. I actually love living, and it sounds stupid but I really do. I have a small family of three and I'm not going to delve into my family matters anymore because those are things that I need to keep to myself. Natasha and Sam are two of my best friends. People get mad at me because I have a lot of best friends but I can't just pick one so they can all get the heck over it. I cuss like a sailor but I don't want to get kicked off fan fiction so I'm restraining myself. It's difficult.

I get picked on because I'm short--in a friendly way--but I find it strange that someone my size can still beat up people. Hah. I've never had to get into an actual fight though, which is good, but I think if I were to I'd be pretty well off. I don't really have a sport that I like to do, I like to dance, but I haven't been dancing since I was too like some people...What I really excel in is art. I mean that in any sort; drawing, writing...ok well not any sort. I'm ok at dance, and I'm decent at singing, and I'm not really a huge theater person so I wouldn't know how well I am on stage. Oh well, that doesn't matter...Um...I want to be a Wedding Planner when I grow up, and I'm only saying that because I don't want people to ask me. My real dream is to get an actual book published but since you can't really make a living off that in process of writing it I'll do Wedding Planning in the meantime...that's pretty much all you need to know about me.

Now go away.

PlayThatFunkyMusicWhiteBoy Choke On This--Senses Fail

LookForMeOn Gaia: Lilacs_and_Formaldehyde

Special thanks to S truggledXxXB reathing on Gaia for profile help. She made it I just tossed in some of my idea. If you have any comments or questions for the three of us you can email us at YYHaccount@yahoo.com or find us on Gaia.

Regards,

Kat, Sam, and Tasha.