Kissed-By-Zero
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Joined 07-13-09, id: 2006867, Profile Updated: 09-03-09

Theres nothing much about me. I love FanFiction, Devil May Cry, and Kingdom Hearts
I'll probably paste more about me later...

I was born on the day of Zexion
In the month of Marluxia
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xigbar
I'm Roxas and Vexen years old
My favorite number is Axel
But my lucky number is Roxas
If you get it, put it in your profile.

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This is Bunny, he wants to take over the world, BUT HE NEEDS YOUR HELP. He started off at DeviantART and came here from Killer Movies he has made it to many other sites, NOW he's here. All Bunny asks of you is that you copy and paste him into you Profile and help him get everywhere. BUNNY IS COUNTING ON YOU. Don't let him down.
If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you believe Axel has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried when Demyx faded, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried when Axel faded, copy and paste this into your profile.
Paste this to your profile if you have ever choked on an M&M/Skittle.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Locked a teacher in a closet. Locked a teacher outside the classroom. Locked a teacher outside. Locked a teacher in the bathroom. Locked your vice principal outside of his own house while you go knipe a Mountain Dew from his fridge. If you have done ANY of these, copy and paste to your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you print out a hundred-some-odd page story just to read it in the middle of an assembly at school, aloud, to your friends. Crazy is when you’re in your French class and you start talking in your OWN language that you’ve just made up. Crazy is when you can't stand in a circle without dancing (dancing in really strange matter, by the way). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you ever gave the organization a heart, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with DeviantART copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with FictionPress copy this into your profile.
If your obsessions are like a current in the ocean, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start... If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’ve ever been in a vent in the ceiling, copy and paste this to your profile.
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. If you agree copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever had a delusion that your fav anime/show was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had water explode in your microwave, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever put aluminum foil in the microwave, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.
If you believe that, He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news, copy and paste this to your profile.
REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
You Know You're a Yaoi Fangirl When...
1)...You see a het pairing and go"EWWWW! A guy and a girl!? That's disgusting!
2)...You think there should be more people in the world who 'Will YAOI for Fangirls'.
3)...You have a yaoi shrine.
4)...You have plastered pictures of all of your fav yaoi pairings all over your walls.
5)...You see two guys kiss and you squeal.
6)...You read yaoi exclusively.
7)...You know all of the yaoi pairings in more than one show.
8)...You own a yaoi manga and/or dojinshi.
9)...Your avatar says 'I heart Yaoi', 'I support Yaoi', ect.
10)...You say religion can go to hell on a silver platter if it bans Yaoi.
If you have ever scored 100 on a test on Kingdom Hearts, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have scored 100 on every test you’ve taken about a video game or movie BUT you get 60 & 50 on tests you take at school, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have named several inanimate object, copy and paste into your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you support cannibalism, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that doesn’t, copy and paste this in your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you take ‘Careful what you wish for’ to heart.
If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If you listen to Final Fantasy music for fun, copy this to your profile.
If you've made up a Turks/ Final Fantasy VII name for yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, True Colours, xXBladeWolfxX, Spoony Monster, YourConscience813, Kissed-By-Zero
If you think Xemnas' name should be changed to Mansex, copy this to your profile
If you've made up an Organization XIII name for yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you correct the grammar of people on tv, copy this to your profile
If you correct grammar of people on tv, on the web, or when they are speaking but you go around saying things like ‘I ARE TREE.’ all day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've made up any of these "Copy and Paste" things because you can't find anything to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think bird poop is funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever torn up your room looking for something, only to discover that it was in your hand the entire time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have the attention span of a meatball, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’ve ever accused or have been accused of teleporting, copy and paste this to your profile.
Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend, if you believe this, copy and paste into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you believe that life will be better in the next life.
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off while the preps died.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Kitsune Onna1, YourConscience813, Kissed-By-Zero
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song copy and paste this into your profile.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.
If you believe ‘Mimes can be fun,’ copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working in the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother through painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks from graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom apartment for two men.
I am the person who never knows what bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church. Not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents that he loves another male.
--Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong--
If you have ever sustained an injury from a wad of PlayDoh, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Koki-chan, Vampire Apple, Kitsune Onna1, YourConscience813, Kissed-By-Zero
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you’ve ever been told “You look dead.”
Copy and paste if you’ve ever broken a part of someone’s body once they told you “You look dead.”
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile.
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."
Only in America...
-are we able to speak several different dialects of English that are just as hard to learn as another language yet can't pass Spanish.
-are we able to do everything but eat and drink and go to the bathroom on the computer.
-do we look up to the bad guys on a regular basis.
-is our favorite food dirt.
-when someone says "look before you leap." do we look before we leap but walk across a cross walk in New York City when the sign says 'do not walk' and get hit by a car and wonder why.
-do we suck at learning.
-can we save millions on car insurance and turn around and spend it on dog food.
-can we spend more on a wedding dress or shoes than on a college education.
-do we leave the doors to our banks wide open but we chain the pens to the desks.
-can we honestly walk up to the teacher with a plastic bag of obviously chewed paper and say "My dog ate my homework."
-can we walk into a restaurant and use a paper plate, a paper napkin, paper salt and pepper holders, paper cup, read a news paper, use it all once then throw it all away and still say 'I care about the trees.'
-do we name politicks so well-poly meaning many and ticks meaning blood sucking creatures.
Oh does that suck...
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If in your own little world/Happy Place, Homophobia is a myth paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have either drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent that hasn't, post this on your profile.
If you have ever choked on air ( or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on ), copy this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
If you believe in ‘MAKE MUSIC NOT WAR’ copy and paste this to you profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you like MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and then totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) M00nW01f (Same here Tora... wow, polka-ing up steps is not intelligent in any way, shape, or form), Artyfowl3(hate to admit it, but yeah, and it was painful)Kitsune Onna1(I did and nearly killed myself. My older sister laughed at me afterwards.) YourConscience813 (I fell forwards then back down I went!) Kissed-By-Zero (No comment to place here, ;)
If you have had a forgotten memory about something someone had done that came back suddenly once you were talking to that person and all you can really say is, “Holy crap HOLY F’N CRAP YOU’RE GOING TO DIE!” copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen in a lake more than once in a day and you were fully clothed, copy this into your profile.
If you have friends that threaten, hit, or call you names for GOOD reasons, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever been called sexy and all you can think of is the replys “Thank you” and “Shove it.” copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.
If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you got depressed beating KH II then started a new game, copy and paste this on your profile
If you like both Hetro and Homo, copy and paste this on your profile
If you’ve ever suddenly burst out in dramatic evil laugher for no reason, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites put this on your profile.
If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile.
If you've been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, put this on your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.
If you have ever played poker against yourself with real cards then tried to explain it to someone afterwards, copy and paste this to your profile.
IF YOU THINK THAT LUIS SERA WAS THE CHEAPEST DEATH EVER, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you enjoyed shooting Luis Sera in the back when you were trapped in that house just to have him kill you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you turned around to shoot Ashley in the head because she wouldn’t shut up, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you used your sniper rifle to stare up at Ashley as she was standing above you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know all the places in the game where she won’t bitch at you for staring, copy and paste this ot you profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, YourConscience813, Kissed-By-Zero
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this in your profile.
Things that make you go “Hmm...”
1. If Chocolate Chip Cookies have chocolate chips in them, if oatmeal cookies have oatmeal in them, and if Peanut Butter cookies have peanut butter in them, then what do Girl Scout Cookies have in them?
2. Why do people say "I slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours crying?
3. How come people pay money to go up really tall building, just to look at things on the ground?
4. Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped space but it's okay to use a handicapped toilet?
5. How do you know which armrest is yours in a movie theater?
6. If you plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
7. If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk, will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies with regular milk?
8. If T.V. is so bad, why is there one in every hospital room?
9. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who was the idiot that said quit while your ahead?
10. If practice makes perfect, and no ones perfect, then why practice?
11. If dogs hate it when you blow in their faces, why do they lean out of the car window to let the wind hit them?
12. A good friend would get you out of jail, a true friend would be right there saying "Damn, that was fun."
13. I'm nobody, nobody's perfect, so that means I'm perfect!
14. So many stupid people, so few comments.
15. If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
16. Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy, check 3 friends and if they're okay...you're it.
17. If your rich I'm single, but if your not, I'm in a relationship...sorry about your luck.
18. Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls (haha)
19. There are 2 types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't. Which one are you?
20. There are no such things as strangers, just friends we haven't met yet. The questions is, do we want to meet them?
21. Don't cry for anyone, who won't cry for you.
22. If you ask me a stupid question, you will get a stupid answer, so why ask?
23. Never do anything, you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
24. If olive oil is made from olives and veggie oil is made from veggies, then baby oil is made from...OMG!
25. People are like slinkies, basically useless but always fun to watch fall down the stairs. (HAHA)
26. If you ask me anything I don't know, I won't answer.
27. They say if you have a heavy soul you go to heaven. Wouldn’t the light souls just float up to heaven?
28. If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?
29. How do we know Humpty Dumpty is an egg, if it doesn't say the word egg in the nursery rhyme? Think about it...
30. If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are mans best friend, which sex is smarter?
31. If Barbie is soo popular, how come you have to buy her friends?
32. Who tastes the dog food to know it had 'new and improved flavor'?
33. Friends are gods way of apologizing for our families.
34. Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils. But what about those of us who prefer pens?
35. People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do. Do the people who just think they know everything realize this?
36. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? I think not...
37. Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door, now did they?
38. Why don’t psychic’s win the lottery?
39. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. Why is that?
40. Everyone has photographic memory, some just don't have the film.
OHMIGOD! THE RAIN'S WET! COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU WANNA LAUGH YOUR A!R!S!E! OFF FROM THIS!
IF YOU THINK THE WORLD WILL END WITH A SHOE AND A WAFFLE, COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.
AAAAAAAAAAAGH! THERE'S A SHADOW FOLLOWING ME! COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU JUST KNOW YOU'RE TOTALLY INSANE.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you ever wondered how Demyx got into the organization copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been called to the school psychologist over something really stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are an insomniac, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Axel is the sexiest thing since sex, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can spell "Antidisestablishmentarianism" (no peeking), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that Axel is totally gay for Roxas, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you proudly admit you have no life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If numerous people have told you "You need to get laid," copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you wonder how Rufus Shinra, and Tseng are still alive in Advent Cildren when they should have died in the game, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.
Copy and paste this in your profile when you see a man acting tough and being annoying then getting into a purple truck… You just shake your head…
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so wrapped up in thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.
If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlight,copy this onto your profile.
If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of International Talk Like a Pirate day, copy this into your profile.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes CRAPPY. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Orochimaru creeps the heck out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Lily, Danni Lea, Arashi Kitsune-sama, Fresh Prince of Konoha, Miss.KrAbBy McPatty, XxmiyukimaexX, Spoony Monster, YourConscience813, Kissed-By-Zero
If you have ever seen someone who copied all the ‘Copy and Paste’ things from your account and added them to your favorite authors, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...alot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!
If you keep looking around for these things but can never find any, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that one day the snow will melt and flood the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that when another ice age comes, most of the human population will become cannibals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, CrazyPurpleSage, Stary202, Spoony Monster, YourConscience813, Kissed-By-Zero
If you think that Demyx is adorable (not hot) copy this into your profile.
If you believe Demyx has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that Mickey Mouse is a GOD, copy and paste this to your profile
Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.
If you are aware so many people these days pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile. (I pretend to be a monkey. Then I fall off of things)
If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile.
If you think it is weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breackfast, copy this into your profile.
If you secretly wish you could be a vampire and go around scaring people half to death, copy this into your profile.
If you could care less what you are wearing as long as it is comfortable, copy this into your profile.
If you are ok with death and have ever had a conversation about your chosen way to die, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something only to have your friend say 'well... that was random,' copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you're conviced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy this into your profile
If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.
If you have asked stupid questions to your friends/teacher/parents and they just look at you like 'WTF?' copy and paste this into your profile
If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.
If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.
If you think Nate "Near" River should die copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read muliple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile
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Moogles rock. If you think they rock, copy it into your profile. Do it, kupo.
If you've ever set your own pants on fire, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever woken up from a stupid dream and seriously thought it really happened, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever woken up and gotten ready for school and then looked at the clock to see that it's only 11pm, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever acquired an injury from a slice of pizza, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever gotten stuck in an elevator, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you secretly wish you were a ninja, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you own any sort of ninja paraphernalia (sword, shuriken, kunai, etc) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever injured yourself trying to pull off a really cool ninja move, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO
If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have authors you respect, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you or somebody you know can play Rock Band or Guitar Hero on Expert, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged on the table repeatedly, and received weird looks from anyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you have ever saw something coming then right after that, something unexpected happens that makes you go “WTF?!” copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy this into your profile
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever have shouted out random things and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen down stairs then started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a table and had everyone laughing AT you not WITH you, copy and pate this to your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If u think Rock, Paper, Scissors solves everything, put this in ur profile.
If you've ever held a ceremony for an inanimate object, or particapated in one, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have two or more of the same thing copied and pasted into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you believe in ‘MAKE ART NOT WAR’ copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. (I believe in GOD now... I believe he hates me.)
I solemnly swear that anyone that flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree, copy this into your profile.
If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny (like someone dying or crying), put this in your profile.
If you’ve ever suddenly burst out in dramatic evil laugher for no reason, copy and paste to your profile.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
It takes 43 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Fighting Away our Indecision,hyper-girlxoxo, BluAlbino, Dark Shikako, angelicordemonic138, Kissed-By-Zero
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like
READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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It's A Wonderful Life by YourConscience813 reviews
Roxas' 'normal' life hasn't been working out too well so far. He's been kidnapped by his mother, taken to an unknown town, and now has met a strange red head who's in an unknown organization. What will happen once he gets involved? Akuroku. Read & Review.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,751 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Roxas, Axel
A Kingdom of Dabbled Hearts by YourConscience813 reviews
Many drabbles and oneshots including various pairings. Differences in ratings and genres. Yaoi/Het/Yuri. Please Read and Review.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011
Through The Dark Side Of The Moon by YourConscience813 reviews
After tragedy strikes, the haunting begins. Many paths cross, but will their destinies intertwine? You find that being with the rich and famous is not what it's cracked up to be. Zemyx, AkuRoku. Please Read and Review.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,362 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Zexion, Demyx
Show Me The Money by kurosora1984 reviews
Roxas always thought that love meant sex. Axel always thought that that sex meant girls. But when Axel finds himself falling hard for a male prostitute, he may very well lose everything for the one he loves. AkuRoku, Zemyx, cameos.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 182,572 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
It's The End Of The World As We Know It by YourConscience813 reviews
A mystery that needs to be solved, humor in misfortune, unlikely allies, and a little adventure on the side. All this leading up to the world's demise? Since when? What has the certain red head done this time? Is it even him? Please Read and Review.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,472 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Axel
Finding faith by Little-pyro-girl reviews
Roxas is raped and now won't open up to anyone. Will meeting Axel change all this? Sora can only hope that it'll help his twin get better. Now, everyting is spinning out of control, chapter six; mentions of suicide RoxasXAxel, SoraXRiku, perhaps RoxasXRik
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,110 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Roxas, Axel
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Maybe Too Much by YourConscience813 reviews
Axel cares about his best friend, maybe too much so he distances himself from him. Roxas is missing Axel. When the two stop talking what will happen? Threeshot, cowrite with angelicordemonic138. R&R
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Axel, Roxas
What would you do if I loved you? by Rose-Oracle reviews
Demyx wants to know what Zexion's reactions would be if he fell in the pond, stole his book, and fell in love with him... Zemyx, AU. For Hiding in the Closet. Slight AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Observation by boldly reviews
I watch you. Watching me. Green captures blue and I wonder, what are you doing in a place like this? AkuRoku. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,732 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Misinterpretations In Bed by YourConscience813 reviews
It's after Christmas, Demyx and Zexion stayed over at their friend's house and wake up to... A certain noise? Will it end up driving Zexion insane? Yaoi. Oneshot. Zemyx. Hints of Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Breath Mints & Bus Rides by YourConscience813 reviews
The bus ride gets a little out of control when Axel’s new addiction is mixed with his old addiction. Can he choose just one? Yaoi. Akuroku. Hints of Zemyx. Please Read and Review.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
No Guilt, No Remorse by AmazonTurk reviews
I’m supposed to be emotionless, to possess no feelings. I think then that I must be broken. Masturabation, voyeurism. AkuRoku. If you don't like it, you have every right not to read it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Whisper & A Clamor by FallenAngel2194 reviews
Sora's cousin has just moved to town. How will Axel deal with this newcomer who wants nothing to do with the world? Akuroku, mentions of Zemyx and Soriku, Yaoi no like no read. Summary sucks, the story is better, much better.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,059 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
I Like A Man In Uniform by XxBeccixX reviews
After turning his boss' shirts pink, refusing to adhere to the dress code and insulting a group of business men and women who want to back ShinRa, Reno thinks he's going to get it in the neck. But Rufus has other things in mind. A One shot smut piece.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
A Roll in the Hay by kurosora1984 reviews
Axel and Roxas and a quiet barn full of hay at night. Ride him, Cowboy. Cowboy AkuRoku for Michele-bell HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,465 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Zexion and the Mistletoe by xroseduelistx reviews
Roxas interrupts Zexion’s reading time. He's running from Axel, who's chasing him with mistletoe hanging from his head. With Christmas in tow, Axel’s not the only one with mistletoe related ideas in mind. AkuRoku, Zemyx, and MarVex, with a side of XemSai.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Clean Slate by boldly reviews
Memories are curious things .. they can be fabricated, and erased, as simply as the heart can be captured and broken down. I will make you remember me. AkuRoku. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Certainly Not Christmas Spirit by YourConscience813 reviews
It's Christmas Eve and everything seems to be going amiss. When Axel stops to get a drink at his favorite bar, he meets an unusual character. Maybe chatting it up and having a few drinks with him would be a bit fun, for him at least. Akuroku. Plz R&R
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Little Monsters by Sami-Band reviews
An Akuroku oneshot for Halloween Yes I know its late ... Axel never really believed in monsters... especially cute little blonde haired ones that creep out from under his bed... Rated M for obvious reasons.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Entregarme by Blue Funk reviews
This is called entregarme," Axel murmured as soon as they were in position. Their hips pressed together softly and the dancer's lips came hovering dangerously close to Roxas's ear. "To surrender, or give oneself up to the leader's lead."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,118 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Sex is the Question by kokoro77 reviews
So, it's been 6 years since Sex Ed classes ended. For Axel, 'Sex' was NEVER the answer. It was the question. For Roxas, 'Yes' was the answer, at least in his still teenage mind. Situation: in their girlfriends' eyes, they're straight. -Sex Ed 101 sequel-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,200 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Heart for the Holidays by TalesFromPerdition reviews
Oneshot. All Axel wants for Christmas is a heart. AkuRoku. Zemyx. Slash
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Where Did We Begin? by rdfng reviews
This is a prequel to my completed fic. When Roxas starts highschool with his twin Sora, he finds it isn't as boring as he thought it would be. Turns out there are more than just the same kids from junior high and elementary school. AkuRoku RikuSor DemXig
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Not meant to Be by Silbrail reviews
“You had a bad dream again, didn’t you?”
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Roxas, Axel
two pieces by arcanioque reviews
The friendship between Roxas and Hayner, as seen by Olette. ’Nuff said.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Roxas, Hayner - Complete
Sex Ed 101 by kokoro77 reviews
Roxas wishes summer vacation would never end. Who wants to end up in Sex Education in an all boys school? Especially when you're paired up with the new bad boy in town... -AkuRoku- -sequel posted-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,399 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
I Won't Say It by Ensign Klutz reviews
[AxelRoxas] Roxas is HEAD OVER HEELS for Axel, but after a while he gives up. So everyone in the Organization tries to get Roxas to say he loves the pyro! What happens when Roxas says it too loud! Better summary inside! ENJOY!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete