Beloved Contender Bratslav
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Joined 07-09-09, id: 2001512, Profile Updated: 12-01-10
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Hello this is Beloved Contender Breslov :D

True Name:if you're my friend them I'll tell you

Age:mentally or physically cause there is a huge difference there

Sex: not until marriage, oh wait gender sorry :D

Location:right here

Likes:anime, manga, food, cooking, writing, any animal of the feline category, mythology/theology/philosophy, science, debates on any except religion and politics, talk about religion and politics, dolphins, foxes, wolves, snakes

Dislikes: Jerks, people who can't/won't understand, debates on religion/politics, critisizing people, ganstawannabes, dolls( pediophobia, fear of dolls), people who hunt endangered animals

Hates: even though I'm young I actually have very little malice in my heart because I don't hate humans just the concepts by which they are chained to. Such as Nazism, Fascism, Communism, Militarism, Racial Supremacy are such concepts. The reason why I don't hate is because it darkens the mind, poisons the soul and destroys the body. Also I believe that Hatred comes from fear and fear comes from misunderstanding, and because I understand why people do what ever it is that they do I do not fear them and because I do not fear them I do not hate them. So the moral is try to understand to let go of your fears and once you do that you will let go of your hatred as well, you may still feel frustration and anger but they are not hatred

These are some of my favorite quotes from numerous sources myself included. Copy these if you want just give credit where credit is due.

Those who can not comprehend the Darkness have no hope of finding the brightest Light: That Crazy Guy

Remember darkness does not always equate to evil as light does not always equate to good: Nyx from the house of night series

Always remember what most people call hell, I call home: Thymistaclesff.net user

The believer is only as powerful as his belief, if he lacks belief in himself he will fall, if others lack in belief of him he will fall: ThymistaclesFF.net user

The trust of one good friend is as powerful as an army of zelots: ThymistaclesFF.net user

Never forget the most powerful weapon in the human arsenal is the ability to adapt to any situation: Thymistacles FF.net user

Insanity is only a problem when you let the irrationalities get in the way, otherwise the potential is limitless: ThymistaclesFF.net user

Scars are just a map of a persons life. Each one tells you something different and where a certain path leads: ThymistaclesFF.net user

Look forward, walk forth, never ever stop. Turning back will make you weak, cowardice will cause you death: Zangetsu from Bleach

If insulting one man leads to a war, than insulting a thousand men should lead to a thousand wars: ThymistaclesFF.net

If you have to hide your true self with friends, than they're not really friends with you, they're friends with who you pretend to be: ThymistaclesFF.net user

Evil events from evil causes spring: Aristophanes

The wise learn many things from their enemies: Aristophanes

Hunger for power is evil's true root: Judith Moriae

Through avarice, evil smiles; through insanity, it sings: Anonymous

Evil unchecked grows, evil tolerated poisons the whole system: Jawaharlal Nehru

There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root: Henry David Thoreau

Yield not to evils, but attack all the more boldly: Virgil

The children of evil are surely insane: Judith Moriae

Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees the others: Aristotle

Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal: Aristotle

Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them: Aristotle

Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit: Aristotle

Fear is pain arising from the anticipation of evil: Aristotle

You should cry when you need to, or else you won't smiles when you want to: Negima!

life is a clash between the will power of every person, and he whose will is stronger shall prevail: Me

love is the ability to over look one's imperfections and be with them forever, thats why it is so beautiful: Me

if you understand what you fear then you will let go of your fears, if you let go of what you fear then you shall cease to hate it, so the simple act of understanding shall create a chain reaction ending in the death of hatred: Me

if you're good at something never do it for free: The Joker from "the Dark Knight"

love is giving someone to power to destroy you, but trusting them enough not to: not known

be kind to unkind people, they probably need it the most: Ashleigh Brilliant

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months: Oscar Wilde

we must embrace the darkness as much as we embrace the light, for just as we can't see with too much darkness we become blind with too much light: Me

our flame may flicker but it shall never be extinguished: Me(proverb on jewish endurance)

a sin is not bad in and of itself, its only bad when it over comes life: Me

remember the past to learn from it, live in the present so its pleasures are not fleeting, and look towards the future to over come hoplessness: Me

I wouldn't recomend sex, drugs, or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me: Hunter S. Thompson

for me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity: Jean Dubuffet

the opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference: Ellie Wisel

Competition is good, for all of life's great thing have come from suggestions/criticism of one's opponents: Me

to truly love someone is to put their wants/needs, happiness, and safety before your own:Me

never give in for when you do that is when they win: Me

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning: Winston Churchill

Never give in, never give in, never; never; never; never – in nothing, great or small, large or petty – never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense: Winston Churchill

Be the change you want to see in the world: Mohandas Gandhi

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

Status: Single, and intending to stay that way.

Favorite Pairings: From most to least favorite.

Naruto:

NaruHina

NaruAnko

NaruTayu

NaruHarem

ShikaTema

JiraiTsu

NaruShizu

NaruKin

Fullmetal Alchemist:

EdRose

AlWinry

RoyHawkeye

Bleach:

Ichihime

IchiNel

IchiSoi

Renruki

Pairings I hate:

These are in order from tolerable to kill if put together.

Naruto:

NaruIno

NaruSaku

Narusasu

ShinoHina

KibaHina

NejiHina (they are cousins for the love of god =_= )

SasuHina(THEY HAVE NEVER EVEN ACTUALLY LOOKED IN EACH OTHER'S DIRECTIONS!!)

Bleach:

IchiRuki

IshiHime

UlquiHime

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.The Fifth Rider of Armageddon,AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, Dragoon321, Ranpuryu, Inazuma Kanji, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Thymistacles, Beloved Contender Breslov

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.

If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a lobotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon,Thymistacles, Beloved Contender Breslov

If you're conviced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, Temari Sabaku Nara, Unices, DemonTwins-Ichigo-Makuri, GrimmKitty94, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Thymistacles, Beloved Contender Breslov

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles, Beloved Contender Breslov

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, Pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, Crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, NaruHinaxNejiTen, Naruhina-Fanboy-Devlin, GravityTheWizard, Thymistacles, Beloved Contender

don't care if you're gay or straight,everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is. Repost this if you agree with it.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

What you call pre-marital sex I call a pre-marrage honeymoon. If you believe this copy and paste on to your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a glass/screen door copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friend sits there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

In case you need further proof that the human race is
doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness.
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(damn, but i have a whole stash in
my basement that were just right to process)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

(so if you want a good laugh, just read safety labels on hardware products because I guarantee you that someone some where did that)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) (Being Pegan doesn't mean you don't believe in god it just means you believe in a religion that is considered evil by the catholic church. Personally I believe that to be total bullshit.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/ass-hole.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Actually this part is true for me.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch/ass-hole.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm friends with a Satanist so I must be one too

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Top 5 Zanpakutos

Suzumebachi, Hyorinmaru, Sode No Shirayuki, Senbonzakura, Hozukimaru

Top 5 Arrancar Zanpakutos

Santa Teresa, Los Lobos, Gamuza, Giralda, Trepadora

Name: Aoi Nagakawa

Gender: male

Age: appears 22

Height: 5'10

Appearance: slim but has muscle tone, has short black hair, baby blue eyes, his soul reaper uniform has no sleeves and wears his zanpakuto on the left side of his hip

Personality: a bit stoic, takes his work seriously and on his off time either trains to obtain bankai, plays Go with others, or simply drinks tea while eating mochi or dango with anko paste as he watches people or nature, occasionally goes drinking with the lieutenants and when drunk he becomes flirty

History: (if you want to elaborate them, keep it short please)

Zanpakuto: (name, meaning, type, sealed appearance, release command) Mekake No Shinkai, Mistress of the Deep Sea, water element, normal katana with a baby blue cloth on the handle and the guard looks like to be 6 water drops put together, release command: In the beginning you created like now take it away!

Shikai: (what it looks like, what its powers are, etc)Appearance: a 6 long naginata*length include the blade, the staff has a sea blue color, the blade has a wave like design, and has 6 white ribbons flowing from the base of the blade, Powers: can take water from around the zanpakuto and use the water as an attack, can also create water from the air but take 1.5 times more energy and can be taxing if used for a long period of time, main attack is mizu dangan which sends a jet of water at the force and power of a bullet

Bankai: (if he has one) has no bankai yet but is close to obtaining one

Zanpakuto Spirit (appearance, personality...):light skin color and wears a blue kimono with an ocean design and wears a sea shell clip in her hair and doesn't wear shoes usually, open with her feelings and can make friends but is blunt with people so making friends can be difficult, her inner world is an ocean

Division: 10

Rank: 3rd seat

Anything Special:wishes to enter squad 2 as a lieutenant and eventually become the captain of squad , also excels at using kidou and shunpo

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Without You by bunji the wolf reviews
Naruto by mistake perform a bad Jutsu. Naruto awaken in a world that what if Naruto was never born? NarutoXKushinaXMikotoXTayuya Now Discontinue
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,560 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Reformed by nefieslab reviews
Something happened to Ichigo. He lost himself the same day he lost his life. The captain commander has given him a new one. But will he accept it? Ichigo based pairing subject to change.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,159 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Ichigo K.
Naruto Deserted Island by Freedom Guard reviews
What do you do when you are stuck on an island with plenty of food and water, and the only company you have is a beautiful woman?Naruto is about to find out. Sequel in the works.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 783,233 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 3,728 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Second Chance by kyugan reviews
Lelouch was quite prepared to die, consigned to going down in history as the Demon Emperor, the target of the world's misery. He wasn't prepared to start over from the begining. LelouchxHarem. Rated T for now.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,541 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 3,924 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
A Cold Sensation that Warmed my Heart by FelixEcho reviews
what if Minato didn't meet Musubi as his first Sekirei? what if his first was some one else and a bit more odd? what if he decided to become stronger just for her? some one who was lost before who knows nothing of love. a more serious love story.
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009
The Wind Flower by lord of the land of fire reviews
Beautiful, mysterious, and unpredictable Kazehana is one of a kind. Surely such an amazing woman would never be interested in someone as ordinary as Minato? What might have been had Kazehana been his first.
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009
The Favor by fuzzibunniez reviews
Byakuya needs a favor...get married for two years or Rukia will have to marry Omeada. Ichigo needs his sister's to live in Soul Society with him. It's just a favor. What could go wrong right? FEM Bya/Ichigo Give it a read you will like it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,674 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Strawberry Medicine by Freshman19 reviews
It's post war and Aizen is defeated and the kings key destroyed. Ichigo thought his life would return back to that of a normal 15 year old high school student, but he should have known better.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,938 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ichigo K., R. Unohana - Complete
Pantera's Back by Scotty's reviews
We never did get to see Grimmjow die. Suppose his zanpakto took advantage of the situation. Suppose Grimmjow allowed Pantera to take over. Will he even survive to see his zanpakto's true form? T for now. I need reviews before I take this anywhere. Review.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Grimmjow J.
The Return of the Dragon and the Serpent by ShadowGOUF reviews
Ok it's my first fic. It's about my oc two arrancar's that left Los Noches before Aizen came after a few years later they return during the winter war Then a pair up with Ichigo and his gang to bring down Aizen. I know bad summary ok I'll get better.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel
My Big Sister the Spider by Nocturne no Kitsune reviews
Sari's life is not what it could have been. Her Father has died and the company has Collapsed due to bad management, Leaving Sari with nothing but a life on the streets where she has grown in unexpected ways, in order to survive. Can anything Save Sari?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,930 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sari S., Blackarachnia
Minato's One and Only Wife by lord of the land of fire reviews
Minato's ordinary life changes forever when he meets a sekirei and is drawn into the struggle that is the Sekirei Plan. To say nothing of the challenges of being with the lovely and angry Tsukiumi, Minato's one and only wife.
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,680 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
My Snow Girl by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if Moka never ran into Tsukune on her bike? What would happen if he found another reason to stay at Youkai Academy? Tsu Miz
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 109,172 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Tsukune A., Mizore S. - Complete
Mashiro's simple question by Dante 101 reviews
Mashiro asks the Vizards a simple question and what does she get in response? Takes place when Ichigo is training with them.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Ichigo K., Mashiro - Complete
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The War Has Only Just Begun reviews
new here and I suck at summaries but this is about Ichigo becoming a Captain along with Renji, Shuhei, and Ikkaku facing off against an old enemy. IchiSoi. Orihime act lovey dovey to him, and Nel will act like a daughter as kid and tease him in adult mode
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Ichigo K., Suì-Fēng
Arrancars in School reviews
Halibel sees Ichigo turn into a hollow when Nnoitra blasts a hole in his chest and now calls him sama? read as Ichigo tries to go to school as Halibel and her fracción suddenly start calling him sama, oh the comedy that will ensue, IchiHal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel
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