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Joined 05-24-07, id: 1285106
Author has written 4 stories for House, M.D..

Hi. I'm not good at bios. I don't like to talk about myself all that much. Actually, that's a lie. I'm viciously self-centered.

Some random facts:

- When I get writer's block, I get writer's block. And I usually get it when I absolutely need my brain to work. Like, when I have to write a fourteen page paper on Keats' "Ode on a Grecian Urn" in two days because my Lit. professor decided it'd be fun to torture all his students.

- I drink 64 oz. of water a day, and my skin loves me for it.

- I'm addicted to adverbs. It's sad, pathetic and weak.

- I like people. People tend to like me. I'm nice to people. People tend to be nice to me...or run away screaming because I smiled at them for no reason. It makes my world go round.

- I was almost published at the age of seventeen. Sadly, some maniacal gnomes ate my manuscript.

- I like fragments. A lot. Too much. Way. Too. Much.

- I haven't written a fictitious story since my senior year of high school, which was only over a year ago. That's, like, eons in WY (Writer's Years).

- I also love commas. I'm a comma queen. I try not to, splice, but, sometimes, it just, happens.

- I don't like spinach, but I do like broccoli, celery and peas. I ate me veggies, and now I'm big and strong. Only not.

- I'm majoring in English and Special Education and MIGHT minor in Psychology. I still don't have an answer for the question that's going through your mind right now. (Unless it's, "Does this girl think she's funny?" In which case, I don't think I'm funny. I try and try again. All in vain.)

And that's pretty much it. I'm kind of new to the FF.net circuit, so I won't post much until I'm ready.

Right now I'm working on two House stories, "Houses Abound in New Jersey," which focuses on House, his sister, and Wilson, and "Murphy's Law," which is pretty much Cameron-centric, with a healthy heaping of Wilson.

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Murphy's Law reviews
Dr. Allison Cameron is about to have one hellish day. And that pesky little societal adage she knows all too well is about to shake up her life in ways she never imagined. Read and review if you'd like to. FINALLY updated.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,261 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - A. Cameron
A Good Third Husband
Gregory House and the latest Mrs. James Wilson were perched together on the outside balcony of a small, but tasteful event hall somewhere on the upper east side of Manhattan. One shot. Read and review if you please.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Published: 8/21/2007 - G. House - Complete
Perpetual, Downhill Train reviews
He thinks himself better than I. His words are biting, his tongue and nature imperious and petulant. Short story about our favorite Oncologist, as told from an anonymous speaker's point of view. Read and review if you'd like.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Houses Abound in New Jersey reviews
Third chapter. First House FF, or any, really. It's just your average day at PPTH. That is, until House shows up. No, not that House. And, no, it's not House's bastard daughter or whatnot.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007