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hey! I love glee so much, but I mainly just love Kurt the most. The parings I like are; Klaine (of course), Kurtbastian (Because They are just really hot together). and I'm sometimes OK with Kurtofsky (I'm a little iffy on that topic) and that's just glee right now. OH! and i absolutely don't like top!Kurt.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be aposer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (No matter what my friends say, I actually do eat lunch)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I’m GAY so I MUST be trying to convert every other guy into being gay.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.

YAY! I’m done. This was really interesting.

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Then They Fell In Love by DeMoNzUnLeAsHeD reviews
Jacob Imprints on Edward and it opens up to a whole new set of obstacles for the pair and their growing family... Updated to Chapter 41/ With help from HubrisP/ Warning: Slash & Mpreg/ Book One: Chapter 1 - Chapter 23 Book Two: Chapter 24 -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 78 - Words: 428,112 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Edward, Jacob]
iCan't Do this without You by Mrpointyhorns reviews
After Freddie spends some necessary time with his boyfriend, Lucas. He realizes how hard it is to be distanced from him. The rest of the school finds out about Freddie's boyfriend. It doesn't help when Sam starts dating Pete. Next after iThink I Love You
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,542 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Freddie B. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4119 - Favs: 5,859 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Call of the Wild by Onyxlight reviews
Sesshoumaru has a problem and he comes to the only logical conclusion... AU Sess/a lot of people LOL Humor/Smut
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha
Look Me In The Eyes by andstraightontillmorning reviews
Seth, living with the Cullens, is desperate to imprint and rid himself of loneliness. He's haunted by the thoughts of a beautiful vampire boy, a member of the Volturi, whom he never saw the eyes of. Could the vampire boy be just as haunted by him? Imprint
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Seth, Alec
Eclispe of The Heart by TyRaWr27 reviews
Jacob confesses to Edward about his secret of imprinting on him. Will the vampire have feelings for the wolf? What will happen when Jacob finds Edward close to death in the woods, and offers himself to the vampire? EdwardXJake Rated: M eventually R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Edward, Jacob
The Russian Sunflower by Sam King reviews
After growing up with a homaphobic father, Lovino Vargas doesn't think his life could get any worse. Till he is sold into prostitution for being gay. Now his only question is if he will ever see his friends again. Spamano, FrUk, GerIta, PruCan,and more
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,306 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Daddy! and Other Sub Kendall Stories by LifetimeofMusic27 reviews
Basically what the title says. don't like it, don't read it. Not all will be rated M but for now the first two are so i'll let you know at the begining of each chapter
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,695 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Clinging by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 230,514 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Are you Ready? by lil joker 1989 reviews
Inuyasha has to figure out if Kouga loves him for who he is or if he is just trying to use him. SemeKouga/UkeInuyasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,027 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Kōga, Inuyasha - Complete
I imprinted on my brother's boyfriend by Ashtin Nightwalker reviews
Paul screws around and the pack hates it. A surprise imprinting doesn't help. Rated M for strong language. AU/OOC jacob's POV. Sorry I suck at summaries. DISCONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,692 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days by poisonivy231 reviews
Kurt, an up-and-coming designer, strikes a bet to make someone fall in love with him in ten days in order to win a slot in a fashion show. Blaine, a how-to journalist, is writing How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. When they meet, each begins to play the other
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,682 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rocky Horror Picture Ed by Skymouth reviews
Edd's the star of a particularly popular play which makes Eddy both jealous and amorous at the same time. Edd as Dr Frank N. Furter and Eddy as Eddie. My Halloween offering albeit a bit late. Eddy/Edd. Contains language, sexual themes, nudity
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Eddy, Edd
Mon Amour by megsss333 reviews
Blaine learns that Kurt is bilingual with French. Sexy times ensue because duh. It's Klaine. Obviously M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
You're Forever Mine, I'm Forever Yours by crazyaoiilov3r2143 reviews
Inuyasha is tortured in more ways than one. He escapes but is confronted by the last person he wants to see. What will become of our puppy? Will be OOC and OC,rape, YAOI, Mpreg in later chapters! RE-EDITED!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,504 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
Seth, Jacob, Emmett, hot sexy times are a given by lukebb reviews
If you didn't already get it from the title this is a Jake/Seth/Emmett slash. Hope you like it. Please Favorite and Review if you'd like me to continue these three's hot relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Jacob, Seth
Untitled Vibrator Smut by lellathellama reviews
Three-parted series in which Kurt goes to school with a vibrator and Blaine has the remote.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Tastes Like Candy Canes At Christmas by Cathcer1984 reviews
Fourth in Christmas Gift fics. High M rating, NC-17. More warnings inside, but you have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You and Me by YaoiAndOtherDrugs reviews
jake/seth... I've been wanting to write something like this. Might have some Bella-bashing, not intentional just habitual. Warning inside TWT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Jacob, Seth
The Curious Existence of Kurt Hummel by Elle Iver reviews
Steampunk AU. Kurt, the kitten-cum-human lab accident of Master Chemist Will Schuester, finds himself falling for Blaine, the mysterious new owner of Dalton Manor, despite his current romantic entanglements with Will's apprentice Sam. Also, werewolves.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,104 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Whipping Boy by beckybrit reviews
Edward and Seth are captured by the Volturi, but the experience brings them together in a way E never expected. This is ultimately a love story albeit a dark one. WARNINGS: contains graphic torture and some elements of sexual abuse. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,428 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Edward, Seth - Complete
The Hanyou Handbook: A Romance by Goddess Donatella reviews
An ADULTS ONLY romance of hate turning to love. No one under 18! Sess/Inu, Yaoi, Rape, Mpreg warnings! Complete and now edited for your reading pleasure.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,808 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Show Me, Give Me The Time of My Life by mishajaxon
Kendall wants Logan to do something for him... Smut/Kogan/One shot
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Kendall, Logan] - Complete
Make You Feel My Love by astudyinotters reviews
Written for a prompt on the Glee-Kink-Meme. It's Kurt and Blaine's first time, and while waiting for Kurt to finish getting ready for a date, Blaine stumbles on a large toy named after him. Sexy times follow.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Happy Birthday Blaine by Burntsugrr reviews
If you haven't read Happy Birthday Kurt I suggest you do, this is a follow up to that. Other than that it's about Blaine, and his birthday.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
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Oh, but that's not the problem I have it's not even the fact I imprinted on a vampire, no not that either. It's the particular douchebag that I imprinted on. Edward Cullen. bella bashing, cussing, lemonnnnnnn slash m/m
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Of Cheerleaders And Dalton by Violethillbeautiful reviews
Set in 'Comeback' but it's AU. Pretend that Quinn, Brittany and Santana stayed on the Cheerios and they won Nationals in ep 11. The cheerleaders decide to pay Kurt a little visit at Dalton, during Warblers practice. M because I'm paranoid. Some fluff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Facing The Music by BlueEyedWench reviews
A meeting in the meadow between Edward and Jacob to finally settle their differences becomes something entirely different. Takes place between New Moon and Eclipse. Lemony Goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Handy man by crankyXwhenXprovoked reviews
Ellis is fixing their A/C when Nick comes out to check on him. The weather isn't the only thing that he finds hot. Rated M for a reason
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
That's Amore by CalciumRagazza reviews
Leonardo "accidently" makes love with Ezio on top of his latest commission and still wet canvas. Not much plot, but basically just sex.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
After Hours by Always With Amy reviews
Jeremiah's grateful that Kurt got him his job back. Really, really grateful. - PWP; SLS. Glee Kink Meme fill.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kurt H., Jeremiah - Complete
Little Wifey by hardly-noticeable reviews
A fill for the Glee kink meme on Livejournal. Basically, Blaine has a kink for domestic, little wife Kurt and Kurt decides to fulfill his fantasies. Strong M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Assassins and Alleyways by Aeris1172 reviews
"Is this what I have been missing since I've met you?" The assassin inquires. - Leo/Ezio, M for a reason. Kink meme fill.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A. - Complete
Keeping Score by Coneasss reviews
When Ellis and Keith reunite after the apocalypse, Nick's repressed feelings for Ellis come to the forefront in raging jealousy. But in the end, who will have Ellis? Nick/Ellis, Keith/Ellis, Nick/Keith/Ellis. This is mostly porn. Not gonna lie.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,709 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Annoying Si by Khaliq reviews
Ezio x Leo mansex.. basically the result of attempting and succeeding to annoy my friend ; WARNING: mansex. don't like, don't read.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Beautiful Dangerous by vampireisthenewblack reviews
He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves. Multi-shot/WIP, E/J, slash, bloodplay, AH, OOC, NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Curls by IronicNarwhal reviews
As two people representing the same nation, their hearts represent the same enternal city; beating as one. This is common knowledge. What isn't such common knowledge, is that the two Italians have a second feature of dual represenation. Spamano and GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/24/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Care for a massage brother? by disenchantedlife reviews
Cody hurt his back and Zack gives him a massage in several...personal...places. Twincest! Very short oneshot..Get's very into it, very quickly...Crappy ending
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Our Scandalous Little Rabbit by DestinyShiva reviews
USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Sexting by nezie0416 reviews
Sauske is on a mission and texts Naruto at a...hot moment. What happens when two horny men have camera phones? Oh the possibilites! Smut! Dirty talk! Sexting! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT! OH AND YAOI/SLASH!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.