My name is Breanna, or Bre to my friends. I love to sail, be on the water,( I just love summer!), reading(that's why I'm here...), drawing, music, and my iPod!

i love feed back! If i ever write a story (hopefully i will!) i'd love reviews! But for now just message me, i dont bite...(that you know of)(lol jk)

Fav Books: Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter,Vampire Diaries, Warriors,Percy Jackson, Evil Genius, House of Night, Hunger Games and so many many more... just ask me i might have read it.

Height- about 5 foot 1 inch
Weight- 115 lbs
Birthday- 10-17-1995 =D
Town you were born in- Dover,DE
Single or Committed- single, but ur welcome to change that ;) lol
Favorite band- HeyHiHello
Favorite sports team- ... dont have one
Favorite drink- Moutain Dew
Favorite getaway- Bermuda
Favorite pasttime- reading or sleeping
Favorite TV shows- Vampire Dairies, Doctor Who, and Phineas and Ferb
Best thing to ever happen to you- to many things to fit
Favorite clothes- skinnies, graphic tee, and Converse
Your hair color- blonde
Pepsi or Coke- Pepis :)
Do you kiss on the first date- Depends
Chocolate or Vanilla- Chocolate. Duh.
Favorite restaurant- House of India
Favorite movies- Finding Nemo. No really im not kidding.
Love or money- both, but love more
Blondes or Brunettes- ummmm???
Your ambition- wtf? ambition??
Ever bungee jumped- nope, i wish
Ever swam in the ocean- hell Yes!
Ever been in love- nope. :( some one needs to change that...
Ever broken someones heart- yup :/
Had your heart broken- sadly, yes :(
Broke a bone- no
Favorite TV show character- Shawn Spencer (Psych), or Dr. Reed (Criminal Minds)
Cats or Dogs- Dogs!
Pizza or Burger- Burger
Your first crush- uhmmm, this guy...forgot his name, i had alot of crushes
Ever lied to your parents- yes, im a bad girl.
Worst fear- ... what's hiding in the dark...
Your weakness- chocolate, and a cute boy
Any tattoos- nope, not yet!
Favorite subject in school- math, & sci., i'm such a geek!
Kisses or hugs- both :) but hugs more! ;)
Done anything you regret- yes
Passive or aggressive- wtf??
Morning or Evening- evening
Summer or Winter- Summer by far!!!! =)
Ever won a sports medal- Yes (best Crew!)
Ever been out of your country- yes
Your dream vacation- Italy or Paris
Best gift you have received- my iPod!
Favorite Actor- Johnny Depp, and Robert Downey Jr. :D
Favorite Actress- idk
Best compliment someone gave you- you look beautiful.
Do you hate anyone- i try not to but people can be so thick sometimes
Hip-hop or Rock- Rock!
Favorite perfume- Japanese Cherry Blossom
Ever been fined by a traffic cop- Nope! :)
Country you'd love to visit- Italy! i love italian food
Ever been to a drive-in-movie- yes, when i was like three
Ever lied to teachers in school- uhm, ya...
Craziest thing you've done- cliff jumping! cant wait to do it again!!!
Your craziest dream in life- to go bungee jumping
Ever dyed your hair- yes
City you live in- smyrna, DE.dont stalk me, Friend me!
Favorite day of the week- Saturday :)
Favorite childhood memory- ...idk too many!
Do you swear a lot- ...yes.
Ever puked at a party- no!!
Ever danced all night long- nopeeee
Have a crush on anyone- uhm, next question!! jk, ya kinda
Are you a health freak- not really
Vehicle you drive- i need a car.

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"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand a book."

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FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life.
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...”

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.
BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries.

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

Elena: Do I ever cross your mind?

Stefan: No

Elena: Do you like me?

Stefan: No

Elena: Do you want me?

Stefan: No

Elena: Would you cry if I left?

Stefan: No

Elena: Would you live for me?

Stefan: No

Elena: Would you do anything for me?

Stefan: No

Elena: Choose--me or your life

Stefan: My life

Elena runs away in shock and pain and Stefan runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.

(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.

(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave'm in the middle)

dont follow in my footsteps,
i run into walls.

im the type of girl who will
burst out laughing in
dead silence
because of something that happened
yesterday.

i didnt slap you, i simply high fived your face.

i have a cape and it makes
ficken awesome
whoosh noises.!

i dont have a short attention span i just..
ohh look a kitty.!

i applied for a job at a mental hospital, but they sai i needed 24 hours experience.
so, you wanna hang out?

im very proud of myself when i resist the urge to kill someone.

i just want to be the girl you talk about.
the one you couldnt live without
to be the one who makes your heart beat crazy
and for you to say to your boys 'shes my baby'

yhur a great friend, but if the zombies chase us,
im tripping yhu.

i am who i am.
i wont change for anyone.

hate all yhu want, but you cant break a girl tht thinks nothing of you.

light travels faster then sound
tht might be why people appear bright
until yhu hear them speak.

sarcasm; my anti drug.
if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

i speak fluent sarcasm.

are yhu stoned
or just stupid.!

yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls.
forget a prince with a horse, i want a vampire with a volvo.

Bitch, dont touch the stereo.

bob tried to take my Artemis Fowl books. bob isnt with us anymore.

fall down again bella?
no emmett i punched a werewolf in the face.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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BOLD ones are me

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (that has nothing to do with me being a bitch)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (what does that have to do with this?)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (do you know how often I'm not home? alot most of my life is spent socializing actually)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (CATS! HAIRSPRAY!WICKED!)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (hahaha, you said boobs :P)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (wtf? explain that logic)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I be MUST cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (-.- what about the guys huh?)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (hey, my school lunch is good...)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (wtf? most of the dudes are either jerks or taken...)

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (do birthday parties count?)

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch. (don't fuck with my friends or ill fuck you up)

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. (my intelligence has nothing to do with this NERDS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!)

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (:3 and french are a bunch of crazy people who eat frog legs)

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (if you don't like writers than why are you on this site?)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (check all of the above :P)

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (make a good first impression)

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. (if only...)

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. (did you know mosquitoes have 42 teeth? well i learned that from the radio)

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. (i actually got into a fight with someone about that today, it was fun)

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (., i cant play sports for shit :P)

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends.

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work (pshhhhhh, whatever)

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool. (if not being emo is so uncool then why do we treat emos like crap?)

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. (so to be normal i have to mope around? no thanks.)

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.(wtf? i eat lots of junk! =))

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (i love hugging trees, their bark feels cool)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner. (artemis fowl! woot woot!)

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (what does pedantic mean?)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. (again. jerks or taken)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. (converting to what? there are more religions you know.)

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the color pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (sadly enough, i spend more time on my iPod)

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties

I never have a CRUSH on a guy/girl, so I MUST be lesbian/gay.

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating. (do you know how bad i hate cheating? you didnt? i thought so)

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty. (hahaha, you make me laugh )

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser. (-sigh- didnt we already have this conversation?)

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish. (what i wouldn't give to be 10 again...)

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard. (do you know how many people would drown under my care? lets just leave it at alot)

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable. (nope just weird! =))

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself. (humph, actually i hate the smoke)

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.

I HAVE DIVORCED PARENTS, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a southern drawl.

I'm FROM THE NORTH, so I MUST not know how to live anywhere but a big city. (do you know how big my town is?)

I'm FROM ST. LOUIS, so I MUST be a bad driver.

I'm A MIDDLE CHILD, so I MUST be seeking attention.

I HAVE A TEMPER, so I am automatically RETARDED or a BITCH when I go quiet trying not to blow up at insults.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

Time for quotes!!!! =D

Damon: I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.

Damon: I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.

Damon: [on Stefan's journal: Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many... adjectives.

Damon: That's for me to know, and for you to dot dot dot...

Lord Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: well thats good cause If I wasn't, this'd probably never work.

Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

Elizabeth Swann: It never would've worked out between us.
Jack Sparrow: Keep telling yourself that, darling.

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Before Jack steals the Interceptor]
Norrington: That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever seen

Captain Ammand: [about Barbossa] Shoot him!
Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!

Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
Gibbs: [nods] Aye.
Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What did you call him?
Jack Sparrow: [pause] Larry.

Pintel: [there is nothing to drink] No water. Why is all but the rum gone?
Gibbs: Rum's gone too.

Barbossa: There's not been a gatherin' like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money...

Jack Sparrow: [as the real Jack escapes the brig] I miss him already
Jack Sparrow: He was quite charming, wasn't he?
Jack Sparrow: NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped me brain

Jack Sparrow: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before.

Jacob Black: Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear.

Jacob Black: I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence.

Rose [addressing the Sycorax]: I, um, I address the Sycorax, um, according to... Article 15 of the Shadow Proclamation. I command you to leave this world with all the authority of... the Slitheen Parliament of Raxacoricofallapatorious, and, um, the Gelth Confederacy as, uh, sanctioned by the Mighty Jagrafess, and—ooh!—the Daleks! Now leave this planet in peace! In peace.

The Doctor: From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than—no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King.

Rose: What's the city called?
The Doctor: New New York.
Rose: Oh, come on.
The Doctor: It is! It's the city of New New York! Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York since the original, so that makes it New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New New York.

Cassandra-in-Doctor: Oh, he's slim. [turn to Rose] And a little bit foxy! [raises eyebrows] You thought so, too. I've been inside your head, you've been looking...you like it.

The Doctor: And I like my thumb. I need my thumb, I'm very attached to... my thumb.

The Doctor: Oh, I'm, I'm dazed and confused. I've been chasing this...this wee-naked child over hill and over dale. Ain't that right, ya...tim'rous beastie?
Rose: Uh-uh...[adopts an extremely terrible Scottish accent] och aye, I've been oot and aboot—

The Doctor: So, physics! Physics, eh? Physics! Phyyyysics! [catches himself] I hope you're getting all this down!

Rose: Oh, here's trouble. What you been up to?
The Doctor: Oh, this and that. Became the imaginary friend of a future French aristocrat, picked a fight with a clockwork man... [A horse whinnies off screen] Oh, and I met a horse.
Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
The Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!

The Doctor: Oh, come on! Did you have to? "No turning back", that's almost as bad as "Nothing could possibly go wrong", or "This is gonna be the best Christmas Walford's ever had!"

The Doctor: [Upon appearing from the TARDIS. To Elton.] Someone wants a word with you.
Rose: [angrily] You upset my mum!
Elton: [glances at the Abzorbaloff] ...great big absorbing creature from outer space, and you're having a go at me?
Rose: No one upsets my mum.

The Doctor: Really? What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?
Abzorbaloff: Clom!
The Doctor: Clom?

Cyber Leader: Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.
Dalek Sec: This is not war. This is pest control!
Cyber Leader: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?
Dalek Sec: Four.
Cyber Leader: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect.
Cyber Leader: What is that?
Dalek Sec: You are better at dying.

Dalek Jast: [recognizing the Doctor] This male registers as enemy.
Dalek Sec: The female's heartbeat has increased!
Mickey: Yeah, tell me about it.
Dalek Sec: [to Rose] Identify him!
Rose: [confidently] All right then. You really want to know? That's the Doctor.
[The Daleks recoil at the mention of the Doctor.]
Rose:Five million Cybermen: Easy. One Doctor? [grins] Now you're scared.

The Doctor: Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks.

The Doctor: Really shouldn't take that long just to reverse the polarity... Must be a bit out of practice!

Tim Latimer: He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful.

Kathy Nightingale: What's good about sad?
Sally Sparrow: It's happy for deep people.

The Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect ...but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly...timey-wimey...stuff.

The Doctor: This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes "ding!" when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.

Captain Jack: [to Martha] Captain Jack Harkness... and who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Captain Jack: Nice to meet you, Martha Jones.
The Doctor: [Irritated] Oh, don't start!
Captain Jack: I was only saying 'hello'!

The Doctor: Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves. It's good fun... for a hermit.

The Doctor: I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?
Slade: [stunned] ...No.
The Doctor: In that case: Allons-y!

The Doctor: I just want a mate.
Donna: You just want to mate?!
The Doctor: I just want a mate!
Donna: You're not mating with me, sunshine!
The Doctor: A mate! I want A mate!
Donna: Well, just as well, cos I'm not having any of that nonsense! You're just a long streak of nothing!

The Doctor: Not impossible...just a bit unlikely.

Donna: [to Jenny, about the Doctor] He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures...and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved.

The Doctor: You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up "genocide". You'll find a little picture of me there, and the caption'll read "Over my dead body".

The Doctor [Last words in his 10th incarnation]: I don't want to go.

David Tennant will always be my Doctor.

Allons-y!