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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Welcome, welcome!

Avatar image is pulled from a random site that I got linked to on Pinterest, so I'm afraid I can't properly source it. Also, you don't fuck with Coulson. (proud CoulsonLives! supporter!)

Now that I'm at less risk for being sued, I hope if you're here you're not just judging me from my story Shift. I hope to one day revisit it and fix it up, but seeing as it's been quite some time since I've written in the Twilight fandom, that's most likely not in the cards.

About me:

Name: Meghan

Age: smeh

Origins: fiercely proud to be Canadian with French and Ukrainian roots.

I tend to lean towards the fantastical in both the things that I read and the things that I write. My first imaginary boyfriend was Aladdin, and his position was usurped by a boy with messy black hair, glasses, green eyes and a funny scar on his forehead. From time to time I dabble in the slightly more believable, but I prefer to spend my imagination time in places where there are mythical creatures and magical powers.

That being said, my longest work to date is a crime thriller. It's an original, so don't expect to find it on here anywhere. I may someday put it on fictionpress, but my ambition as far as that story goes it to get it published. We're a long ways away from that, though!

I have a couple one-shots that I may post at some point.

Fandoms that I find agreeable/that I write in:

Narnia, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, the Avengers, Thor, IronMan, NCIS:Los Angeles

Eye candy: Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine, Karl Urban, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Benedict Cumberbatch, Richard Armitage, Robert Downey Jr.

Ships: Darcy/Clint, Darcy/Bruce, Thor/Jane, Tony/Pepper, Clint/Natasha (sometimes), Harry/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, FredorGeorge/Hermione (basically any guy/Hermione), G. Callen/Nell Jones (NCIS:LA), Deeks/Kensi (NCIS:LA)

Posted stories:

1. Shift: This is the only thing I have on here to date and really, I think it's a piece of crap. Maybe that's just because I'm so NOT into Twilight anymore. It's a Jacob/OC and looking back, my character is a Mary-Sue. It's garbage, I wouldn't bother with it.

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The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie reviews
When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. *Art by Freya Ishtar*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 154 - Words: 727,059 - Reviews: 12994 - Favs: 8,874 - Follows: 3,499 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Storm of Yesterday by ShayaLonnie reviews
Hunted by Voldemort, Hermione and Harry make a last stand in Godric's Hollow. When the Boy-Who-Lived lives no more, Hermione is thrown back in time into another battle where she has a chance to save not only Harry, but another Potter. *Art by colour me luna*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 132,606 - Reviews: 7510 - Favs: 6,543 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Hermione G., James P.] Marauders - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11218 - Favs: 15,729 - Follows: 11,643 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Stirring the leaves by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 357,570 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
Fate be Changed by Araceil reviews
PART 2: She slayed the dragon, reclaimed the Mountain, birthed a forest, and won a war. But that was just the beginning. The past has a funny way of coming back to haunt you. Horcruxes and Dark Lords and quests to destroy them both, this time though, she's not alone. She has a Fellowship at her side.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,539 - Reviews: 3533 - Favs: 5,313 - Follows: 5,361 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B.
Home by missharleyquinn reviews
This story follows moments in the life of Evangeline Took as her life irrevocably entwines with that of Thorin Oakenshield. Romance. Pre-Quest for Erebor. Thorin Oakenshield / OC (a hobbit).
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 57 - Words: 164,500 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Thorin
Life and Death in Limbo by seren23 reviews
Bella Baggins inherited her mother's spirit medium abilities, but she hasn't used them since she was a child. Therefore when Professor Gandalf drops in, she is not exactly prepared. fem!Bilbo/Thorin, post WWII!AU. COMPLETE
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,953 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
I'm sorry, you don't what? by Selene Illusinia reviews
Basically a Clint/Darcy story written in one-shots and prompts. It jumps around right now, but it will be linear later. The only prompt currently not part of the ongoing storyline is 'Help'. Currently: Understanding.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,201 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 2/13/2012 - [Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye]
Champions: First Strike by LadyDeb1970 reviews
Fifth in the Champions series: Dark forces seek to reclaim former allies. They won't take 'no' for an answer and they will use whatever tools are available. Boromir and the girls have a few things to say about THAT.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,645 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bilbo B., Boromir, Gimli, Saruman - Complete
Come With Me Now by Wynn reviews
After a mission against Hydra goes south, Bucky needs to escape detection. His solution? Hijack the car of the cute civilian with the glasses and the big blue eyes. Unfortunately for him, Darcy is less civilian and more driver of a talking British car and perhaps the one person on the planet crazier than him.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Assistant by necowaffer reviews
After the collapse of SHIELD, Darcy returns to Culver University to finish her degree. She doesn't expect to run into the Winter Soldier again. [Wintershock][Oneshot]
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,190 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] - Complete
And If I Call For You by Wynn reviews
Avengers AU: Bucky is a cop. Darcy is a bounty hunter. They have a tangled history and a complicated relationship, even before she takes the case of a violent perp named Chesterson who failed to appear in court. Now they're thrown back together and forced to work through their myriad issues, both personal and professional.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,295 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
If There's A Future, We Want It (Now) by PendulumWings reviews
Darcy Lewis was born in the early 1900's, and winds up living in a dingy apartment complex above these two fellas. The rest, as they say, is history. Darcy/Steve, Bucky Barnes is a lil' shit, Howard is awesome, Peggy's a badass.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,735 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, H. Stark - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 4,516 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kíli, OC] - Complete
and I wonder (if everything could ever feel this real forever) by Tarafina reviews
Steve tells him that Darcy's harmless. Bucky imagines, on paper, Darcy is harmless. HYDRA wouldn't give her a second glance. But he does. He can barely keep his eyes off her. He's not sure he wants to.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] Steve R./Capt. America, Sam W./Falcon - Complete
Take From Me My Lace by littleblackdog reviews
AU – Modern, Human, F!Bilbo. Bilba Baggins, model for a premier lingerie company, isn't always entirely convinced that the perks of the job are worth the hassle. Can't she even go to the shops without being recognized? But Thorin doesn't seem to recognize her at all, even with her nearly-naked body forever plastered across half of London. That's... a very refreshing change.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,950 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Gandalf, Bofur
Soul Healing by ArianaFandoms reviews
Talaitha is a traveling healer who's perfectly content with her solitary lifestyle, until a certain scheming wizard convinces her to join Thorin's Company as their healer. Faced with more terror, pain, and joy than she imagined possible, Talaitha must decide if Thorin and his kin are worth relinquishing her previous lifestyle. Thorin/OFC. Rated M for later. *REWRITES IN PROGRESS*
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 162,469 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Thorin - Complete
cause he mixes it with love (and makes the world taste good) by ohmyloki reviews
They stood there quietly, Darcy slightly bent over with her elbows on the counter as she ate happily, making little pleased noises because it was just that good, until finally she spoke up again. "Seriously, man. This is like the best cake I've ever had. You could win contests with this thing. Fuck, you win at life for this thing. You should do this all the time."
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/14/2013 - [Darcy L., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
All There Is by Bedelia reviews
George disappears after the war. Hermione is sent on a quest to find him and help him heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,407 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
That's Our Song On The Radio by Tarafina reviews
Darcy falls in love with a guy who listens to music just as loudly as she does and can recite lyrics just as effortlessly.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Darcy L., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I Climbed The Tree To See The World by Tarafina reviews
The path to self-discovery, including becoming Coulson's assistant-slash-liaison-slash-bff, Captain America's lady love, and rating fourth on the SHIELD BAMF scale, was like the yellow brick road; it was chaos and confusion around every bend.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,432 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 185 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
I Take My Chances by seren23 reviews
Darcy Lewis co-owns Green Thumb plant nursery with her grandmother. When the nursery is threatened by bad guys, there's only one thing to do: Call in the guys with a plan. No, not those guys. The other guys. The Avengers as the A-Team AU all-human .
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,055 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
You Might Need it Someday by seren23 reviews
It all started because Clint's a whistler and Darcy has always liked 80s music. Lunch ensued. Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 8587 - Favs: 6,414 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
On What Grounds by Solaryllis reviews
He never could have guessed the price for winning would be so high. Gale tries to move on after the war. Features rebuilding and forgiveness, spying, and an annoying dog. Post-MJ AU, GalexMadge. *NOW COMPLETE*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,767 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Gale H., Madge U. - Complete
Fangirl by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
He wasn't kidding when he told the doctor he was a big fan, and he honestly doesn't understand why everybody else isn't, either.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 157 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bat Out of Hell by Bleddyn reviews
Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Snape agrees to help the Muggle Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. What has he let himself in for? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,771 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Simple, Not Easy by LJC reviews
Darcy should have seen it coming. She couldn't hang around the spandex crowd forever and not end up with a great big target painted on her back eventually. She was just surprised it took Loki so long.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,422 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
Harry Holmes and the Web of Conspiracy by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to The Chronicles of Harry Holmes! I hope you all like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,413 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Landscape of the Heart by Bedelia reviews
Following Ron's death, Hermione tackles driving lessons, pottery class, jogging, renovating, and — scariest of all — falling in love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,209 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Take Off Your Kid Gloves by seren23 reviews
Christine Chapel was just trying to work and renovate her house in peace. AU McCoy/Chapel
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49,969 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2011 - C. Chapel, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Be Like Water by taoist elf reviews
REPOSTED - Starting with the slap in the movie and spinning a twisting, intense, and psychologically-driven tale. Imprinting, but not the usual way: it's complicated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 188,161 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 815 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
All The Wonder That Would Be by Bedelia reviews
The night before Bill and Fleur's wedding, Hermione receives a mysterious gift that allows her to change the future. She can't save everyone, and every action has consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,751 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3438 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Return to Sender by grrlinterrupted reviews
Jake fell in love with his friend Bella the summer he was 13. Five years later she's back and ready for far more than friendship, but each is waiting for the other to make the first move. MeraNaamJoker/Grrlinterrupted collab, AH, fluff, angst, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,578 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 3,998 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Beginning of All Things by Bedelia reviews
It was just a job — a way to pay the rent and make ends meet. How did it end up changing her life? Well, it all started with an interview.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2011 - George W., Verity - Complete
Postcards by audreyii-fic reviews
Yet another mid-New Moon J/B roadtrip fic. She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 105 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Permanance by rock-the-casbah18 reviews
Blaise has four tattoos and Hermione can't get to sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Queen of Identity Fraud by Chellerbelle reviews
Sequel to "I Make Men Weak at the Knees". Logan is looking for Rogue. Rogue plans to join the Thieves Guild. Gambit might be addicted to World of Warcraft, but we'll take sympathy on him because of this whole exile business.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,399 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - [Rogue, Gambit] - Complete
How the Mighty Have Fallen by Chellerbelle reviews
Rogue buys Gambit at a charity date auction, much to Logan and Storm's distress. Canon with X1-X3 and XO: Wolverine
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,099 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - [Rogue, Gambit] [Logan/Wolverine, Storm] - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6267 - Favs: 15,898 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Forget Me Not by Sache8 reviews
COMPLETE! Senator Sabé Naberrie of Naboo is unexpectedly reunited with an old friend when she requests aid in uncovering a threat to her people. Sequel to Dance With the Stars. SabeWan fic. Cowritten with Melyanna
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,747 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, third in main Dangerverse, complete. Take two Marauders and the women who put up with them. Add eight naughty children, two evil escapees from Azkaban, one wise Headmaster, and a dash of Dark Lord. Shake well and enjoy. Years 3 and 4, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 469,842 - Reviews: 3464 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 5,625 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Living without Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, second in main Dangerverse, complete. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger–Lupin, and Draco Black were raised by the Marauders and their wives. Now they and their friend Ron Weasley are off to Hogwarts. Heaven help Hogwarts. Years 1 and 2, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 242,469 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
A Little Slice of Heaven by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Now complete. Another AU of the LwD universe. Opens in Marauder era: Danger goes to Hogwarts, Peter gets a girlfriend, and much zaniness ensues. LwD and canon ships. Has improbably happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,044 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3805 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Dance With the Stars by Sache8 reviews
In a time of war and uncertainty, Fourteen-year-old Princess Sabé Naberrie must learn about herself while fighting for those she loves. A Phantom Menace Alternate Universe: Sabé and Padmé are twins. Eventual SabéWan- COMPLETED!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,859 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Complete
Shift reviews
Layla is not normal. In any sense of the word. So when she and her sisters move to Forks, WA, you can expect they'll shake things up. Jacob/OC. Rating for swearing and some content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Jacob - Complete