JolleyBonehide bio
Author has written 2 stories for M*A*S*H, and Harry Potter. I am from the Middle of the U.S.A. Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Hardy Boys, and many more! Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, Franklin W. Dixon, Ted Bell, Teresa Medeiros, Agatha Christie, and many more Favorite Type of Fan Fiction: Harry Potter, The Nanny, House M.D. Hobbies: Puzzles, video games, music, sports, paint by numbers Favorite Food: Nachos, Tacos, Shrimp, and anything with spice Favorite TV Shows/Channels: ESPN, MASH, the History Channel, Dirty Jobs, House M.D., Deadliest Catch, The Nanny, NCIS Favorite Animal: Dachshund Favorite Professional Organization: International Trombone Association Fun Fact: I have met several famous classical musicians (mostly low brass) and band composers. |
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A Guardian for Hermione by GalindaOdeal reviews
This story follows Severus and Hermione before Hogwarts, during Hermione's time at Hogwarts, and then posts Hogwarts years. This is my first try at writing a Severus and Hermione story. It is a twist on the original story line. Please enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,819 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
20 WAYS TO MAKE SNAPE GO CRAZY! by ABC Cullen reviews
Draco,Harry,Ron,Ginny and Hermione are in their final year at Hogwarts and the boys trick hermione into pranking snape.But what happens when it brings snape and hermione closer together, will romance follow. Don't like, don't read. All OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,691 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A to Z of Tim Whumps! by JazzieG reviews
Just what it says in the title! 26 individual stories of ways Tim gets hurt! Why? 'Cos it's fun! All team members will appear throughout. *May contain spoilers for all Seasons*
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 90,911 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Tim M.
Trying to Fly Like an Owl by Small Owl reviews
Hogwarts years from Hermione's and Severus' point of view. When Hermione gets her letter from Hogwarts she thinks it's just a bad joke. But then she meets her future Potions professor and starts the greatest adventure of her life without realizing it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,485 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Letters from my Son by happilyinsane13 reviews
Draco receives letters from Scorpius during his stay at Hogwarts. What he doesn't expect is having constant panic attacks at his sons's life. Gryffindor, Albus Potter... Karma is against him. And Astoria is enjoying every minute of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,247 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Scorpius M., Draco M.
That Awkward Moment by Deanstiel's Daughter reviews
That awkward moment when you see your boss buying a Playboy DVD...Tony will never look at Gibbs the same way...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, T.C. Fornell] Tony D. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12579 - Favs: 12,797 - Follows: 7,401 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
So Numb, I Almost Can't Feel You There by smartkid37 reviews
As one team member struggles to learn how to celebrate Christmas with his father, another struggles behind the scenes, not only with his teammate's attitude but also with a decision that's been thrown at him amidst a family crisis; a decision he has no desire to make. Feeling alone and adrift, can he find his way? Will there be anyone there to help him see the light?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,658 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Bright Minds Think the Same by Calliope - Muse of epic poetry reviews
One usually says that bright minds think the same, but do they listen to their hearts - especially when the minds are as stubborn as those of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 147,186 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Snake Charmers by Hermisia Draco reviews
The trio’s final year. The Dark Lord is vanquished and it seems as though life can go on as usual. Professor Snape is cleared of all charges and is back as the Potions professor. Hermione and Ginny find themselves in situations, which neither could hav
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,911 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Flabbergasted by 2NiCe4U reviews
A series of encounters between Severus Snape and Hermione Granger that leave one or both parties, well, flabbergasted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,790 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Pandora's Cauldron by ArsenicAngel reviews
After a detention with Professor Snape leaves her with questions, Hermione goes on a search to discover what drives her mysterious Potions Master. A search that leads her into a world of mastery and submission, and opens a Pandora's box between the two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,675 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Fresh Start by Slytherin1992 reviews
A 3rd Generation Fic. Astoria Malfoy left her son and husband in the dust leaving them to cope with the changes. Scorpius is off to his first year at Hogwarts and Draco is left at home and forming an odd new friendship with Harry and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,099 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Scorpius M., Draco M. - Complete
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 3869 - Favs: 4,655 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I loathe you too, Darling by KathAdrian reviews
Severus Snape can't seem to get along with Hermione Granger, the new Transfiguration teacher. It's obvious to every one in the castle: these two hate each other, or do they? SSHG, Rated M for Sexual Content, R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Matchmaking by karahollymorgan reviews
Dumbledore decides a spot of matchmaking is in order and holds a Halloween Masquerade Party to bring couples together and start a romance between Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. How could this possibly wong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,879 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
And Kiss Like Native Things by swerley reviews
In unspoken acknowledgment of her problem-solving skills, Snape seeks Hermione's help and gets much more than he bargained for. Epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,985 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Mirror by HermioneHecate reviews
It was simple, with a plain silver frame and handle. But upon looking into the otherwise unattractive hand mirror, Hermione found love lost." Rated M for language and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Intellectually Correct by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
Post HP7. Hermione Granger FINALLY gets a clue. Severus Snape freaks and goes to America. A few laughs, a bit of angst, and lots of love. A lighthearted SSHG romantic murder mystery that reeks of blooming maturity, imperfection, and Sherlock Holmes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,491 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Wanting you by NeuroticNerd reviews
Harry and everybody goes back to Hogwarts to re-do their school year and Harry's new feelings for Snape make it both a fun and troubling school year. slash SS/HP TN/HP HG/RW GW/DM SB/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,498 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Teaching Snape by cullenlover916 reviews
Hogwarts needs a Transfiguration teacher. I wonder who it will be? Rated M for later chapters. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
J Edgar Hoover was WHAT? by Nyktohrodon reviews
I've got one word for you Fornell. Note: NOT slash!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, T.C. Fornell - Complete
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With Books Comes Passion reviews
Harry searches himself online, see what happens. My first Harry Potter fanfic. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
My First Day at the 4077th reviews
A nurse is sent to teach new techniques, but ends up staying for the rest of the war. One Shot, my first. Please be nice. I wrote this for a composition class. I do not own the characters...only the plot.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete