A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

A HP/DM fic; Dark Harry. Starts after the DOM battle; when Harry loses Sirius, he decides to drop his act of being the naive golden boy and shows his true nature. What will happen to the Light, and the Wizarding World, as a result?

Having a cat animagus was absolutely fine. Turning into some sort of cat-human hybrid was not. Especially not when he suddenly goes into heat! DMHP

ONESHOT: Draco wished that fighting with his parents wasn't a weekly ritual. (Please make sure to read the warnings in the content)

HPDM slash. Ever since they came back to Hogwarts for their eighth year, Malfoy has been responding to everything with half a smile. Eventually, Harry realizes that he really wants something more. COMPLETE.

Harry and Draco have become partners. While chasing a man that they all want dead, Harry makes a startling revelation. Draco has a kink for parseltongue. WARING male on male intercourse. MATURE! Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.

After being Turned by a vampire, Harry descends into reckless and dangerous behavior. The Ministry and the Vampire Council devise a way to keep the former Savior on a leash, and his fangs to himself, by forcing him to take a Consort. Title comes from Shakespeare's "King Lear", Act 3, Scene 2. "The art of our necessities is strange, That can make vile things precious."

Draco's mother insisted on setting him up with Harry Potter, just because they both came out at the same time. He sometimes hated her.

Once the cold settles in, it's pretty hard to find warmth again.

Prompt 1 of 337 - "Suitably Warm" : Harry and Draco spend a lazy morning in their flat. Slash! DM. Established Relationship. Fluff.

During Christmas in the Eighth Year, Harry and Draco sat across from each other in the Great Hall. They barely talked, yet, the silence was the most comfortable thing Harry had ever experienced. After everything that had happened, Harry fell in love with Draco, but unfortunately for him, Draco had a boyfriend.

HPDM; Harry took a wrong turn out of Borgin and Burke's the summer before his second year and got lost in Knockturn Alley. Years later, Draco Malfoy stumbles across a green-eyed rent boy on a London street corner. Who is he, and how did he get there? Will Harry Potter ever return to the world at large? Set in a world where Harry defeated Voldemort completely in his first year.

After a string of intense cases Kingsley subjects his best team of Auror's to the treatment of top rated mind healers, once a week. Just to make sure they are all still in tip top shape. Harry the lucky man he is gets the best mind healer there is and maybe more? Warnings: Swearing, slash, and more inside. A little angsty slash *coughs* i meant dash here and there ;)

"And if the reward for Draco trying to be nice was Harry smiling at him like he was the most brilliant thing in the whole entire world ever, then Draco would fucking try a lot harder." Post DH, EWE, Eighth Year, HPDM.

"The notion of what Potter suggested…. It sounded better than it should have. Why did that entice him so much? He was fairly sure he hated him. What was changing?" - Draco just wants to get through Auror training unscathed. He wants to prove himself. And apparently that has attracted some attention from an unexpected source in a way he never knew he desired.

Sequel to: "A Lesson in Werewolves". Professor Schmale assigned them as partners for their senior thesis project. Nobody expected their partnership to extend to the bedroom. Sequel, Drama, Romance, Angst, 8th-Year Fic, Male Slash, Sexual Situation, Harry/Draco, past Harry/Ginny, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger

Draco Malfoy wants nothing more than to enrapture Harry Potter into darkness. Harry wants nothing more than to let him. Slash, dark themes, AU. COMPLETE!

Draco confronts Harry, late at night. Inspired by the song Say Something by Christina Aguilera and Great Big World. One-shot. Pairing: Harry/Draco

It's eighth year after the war and there's a party at the Three Broomsticks. Looking around, most of Harry's friends seem to be doing pretty well when it comes to love and getting lucky, but he thinks he's too famous to get away with that sort of thing. Or is he? Oneshot. HPDM. SLASH. MATURE CONTENT LIES HEREIN. Reviews are loved and appreciated!

When Harry surrenders yet again to his Gryffindor impulses, Draco takes a drastic step in an effort to keep him safe.

Harry has noticed that Malfoy is acting strange, shaking his minions off at every turn and spending hours in an abandoned room in the dungeons. Convinced the Slytherin Prince is up to no good, he investigates and discovers something he never expected – something that will irrevocably change his life.

Draco's animagus form is a Kneazle. A baby Kneazle. When he gets stuck in Kneazle form, guess who takes him in?

The Gryffindor Quidditch team needs to raise some money for new school equipment and what better way to do it than make a calendar? How will Scorpius react to the whole school having access to his best ..espeically when he wants a little more than friendship?

The Slytherins are having a party, but not a regular one. Every person that is in the party has to drink a random potion at the end of it. Draco snatches an unexpected but interesting vial.

The two sixteen year olds in the photo were so reminiscent of another set of teenage boys from long ago; as if the ghosts of Harry and Draco's teenage selves had appeared on film. Looking at a photo of Albus and Scorpius Harry reminisces on his lost love and thinks about what his life has become. HP/DM & ASP/SM. Yaoi; Don't Like? Don't Read! Warnings Inside So Read Them! Complete!

Sansa and Tyrion continue to grow closer. Shae notices.

"We could always run away," Tyrion jokes in that low voice he uses to be kind to her. It makes Sansa feel like he's telling her secrets.

Sansa grows used to her marriage - and her husband. (Missing moments from season three.)

After the war, with his father in Azkaban and his mother on the run, Draco is lost, broken, and scarred by the mistakes he has made. In an effort to make things right, Draco participates in the rebuilding of Hogwarts, but he finds himself completely shunned. That is, until Harry Potter, Wizarding World's Golden Boy, shows up to save the day. Again. For the HD Cliche Fest on LJ.

'We're getting even, Harry,' Draco had said, like Ginny's little 'fidelity' problem was suddenly one of his battles, like she had personally slighted him with her lack of gag reflex. H/D HD Cliche2013

Harry is sleepy and sated from a night of endless sex, but Draco doesn't think that should stop them from continuing the fun.

"I got someone pregnant," he said. "Draco Malfoy to be specific."

Harry James Potter. The boy who lived. The Chosen One. The Golden Boy of the LIght. That's all everybody sees. No one sees the real him, not even his friends. Who would think that the only one who would know him is the one who he was supposed to hate the most? Oneshot

Harry and Draco are thrilled to be expecting their first child together. Unfortunately, Teddy isn't so happy about the new baby.

Second out of a series of three one shots/drabbles -#- Sansa and Tyrion and their marriage -#- R&R

After the war, Harry often felt as though he were dating two people.

Harry is investigating a crime when he crashes right in the middle of the Veela mating party. Five Veelas are very interested in Harry and already have him cornered, when one surprisingly familiar person jumps in for a rescue. Veela fic, possessive/protective/jealous!Draco, reluctant!Harry, referee!Narcissa, top!Draco

Its a game. you play around and share secrets and cry on each others shoulders and say 'friends forever' but you don't fall in love. Cos the first one who does, loses.

Harry is in his twenties and still a virgin, because he doesn't feel much of anything for either sex and is wary about whom he dates thanks to the gossip. Cue Draco doing something different and interesting to attract Harry's attention. - COMPLETE

"I have a proposition for you," Potter said quietly, looking intently at Draco's face and reading every nuance he found there. "It seems to me that you wouldn't be nearly so much of a git if you got laid." 6th year AU, HPDM slash, oneshot. Major smut, angst and fluff alert.

After much thought, Draco comes to the conclusion that he wants Harry Potter. And what Draco Malfoy wants, Draco Malfoy gets. Now all he needs is a plan. But there's just one problem, his innocent little Gryffindor isn't as clueless as he thinks. And funnily enough, it seems Draco isn't the only Slytherin interested in inter house unity. Solution? Seduction and sweet, sweet chaos.

Harry and Draco find the most interesting way to solve their problems and discuss their relationship. (Established HP/DM relationship. M/M slash. Rated M; mature content and language.)

Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.

In order to build trust and inter-house unity, the Ministry School Board has designed an obligatory N.E.W.T. project for the eighth year students. Paired off, each team will be assigned a Charmed puffskein and required to share a room with their "families" throughout the term. If they all survive that long.

A young Scorpius Malfoy-Potter is frightened by the storm outside.

Teddy doesn't mind Cousin Draco living with him and Uncle Harry. Not anymore. Written for Harrydracompreg fest on livejournal.

HPDM slash. Harry and Draco have been together for some time before Draco learns about Harry being abused by the Dursleys. Now he wants to hurt the Dursleys, and he's definitely not above seducing permission out of Harry for it. COMPLETE.

Potter sure does enjoy stalking you, doesn't he?

Harry and Draco haven't had sex in days, and Harry has reached his limit. A short, sexy shower scene ensues. Rated M.

Draco is a high class prostitute famous for taking clients virginity and doing it with a tenderness and care so they feel loved. Harry comes to him for the same treatment. *SLASH* Drarry

It's been three years since they finished 8th year at Hogwarts. Harry is having trouble finding a place in a Voldemort free world and Draco sees a chance to repay his debt to Harry and maybe get something he desires in the process.

Draco loves it when Harry takes control. PWP.

It's not easy to be hated by everyone...though it is easier when Harry Potter falls in love with you. H/D

FICLET: Harry needs to convince his boss to let his employees have Christmas Eve off. Just how is he going to do that? HARRY/DRACO. SLASH.

Draco wants Harry to make love to him, but isn't sure if his boyfriend is up to it. He decides to use Felix Felicis to get lucky. NC-17 Warnings: First Time, anal sex, top!Draco. All characters belong to JK Rowling of course.

Complete and utter fluff. Based off of the song Baby It's Cold Outside, as you can see from the title. Rated mature because of the language.

He missed the old Draco. The boy who had made his heart beat faster in his chest with his glare, made his blood boil, made him feel so alive. Yes, fighting with Draco used to be exhilarating. For the night, Harry's determined to bring that Draco back.

Scorpius overhears a conversation. Drabble.

Harry and Draco's daughter just cut off her hair! What are their reactions?

When Potter shows up at his door applying for the job and snuggling a baby in his arms, Draco knew he was in trouble.

The war survivors are back for their eighth year at Hogwarts with a new emphasis on peace between the houses and, once, opposing sides of the war. Harry x Draco, rated M for language and sexual content.

Draco and Harry have had this 'thing' for months now. It's 'just sex' though, right?

There is something about Malfoy. And it's distracting Harry. Eighth year drabble, completely EWE of course! SLASH!

Oh who was he kidding. This was happening to him because he had a weakness for blond hair and grey eyes that allowed those who possessed such characteristics, to get away with murder. Damn those Malfoys. MPreg Harry/Draco slash fluff. You've been warned.

"Will you be sure to tell him about me? About how I was before Azkaban stole my mind? Will you let him know how much I loved him?" Draco/Harry Slash MPreg mentioned.

Draco comes home from a long day at work and reflects on his relationship with Harry. Slash, EWE and complete and total fluff. Rated somewhere between T and M. A birthday fic for rmhale.

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

"Your hands are just like ice. Why don't you let me warm them for you?" Holiday one-shot inspired by the song, "Baby, It's Cold Outside." HPDM slash.

Remus and Sirius decided to give Harry The Talk a few months after the final battle. But has Harry already done the deed, so to say? And with whom exactly? And is that...Lucius Malfoy fainting? COMPLETE!

Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.

Ficlet: Draco muses on the choice between Darkness & Light. Written PreHBP

Harry leaves for a couple hours and returns to find Draco coloring with Teddy.

Whilst at a hyped-up party, a small group of students get bored. Now they all get 7 Minutes to do exactly what they want to do to the partner the other students pick out for them. And Draco has wanted to do something to Harry for a very long time. SLASH!

Draco hated to admit it, but he knew the Golden Boy had hooked into some part of his brain. H/D

Harry and Hermione are back at Hogwarts for their 'eighth year', and the whole of Slytherin House is acting strangely, with Draco Malfoy front and center and uncharacteristically quiet. Warning: slash. Rated M for language and lemons.

Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.

A Halloween tale, or just an excuse to put Harry in fake plastic fangs and make him snog Draco? You tell me.

A tale about a master and his slave. Mature slash, but not too angsty.

Did you know that Harry and Draco sleep in the nude? 'Their bodies created the perfect vision.' HPDM ONESHOT

What Pansy didn’t understand was that with Harry, Draco was always having the time of his life.' HPDM FLUFF ONESHOT

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

Oneshot. HD. Draco muses while Harry sleeps. Features sweet, tiny kisses.

[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'