Imagine if everyone wrote a book; a little piece of them would float through history, and they'd be immortalized as long as their book lasted.

Imagine if every book ever written was kept in one vast library, with comfy reading nooks outside and indoors, with ebooks and hardcover.

Imagine if someone had the resources to do this, but kept the money for themselves.

Imagine if several people combined had the resources to do this, but didn't have the motivation to try.

Now, imagine we're talking about something more important than a library, like ending world hunger.

People out there have the resources.

They just don't want to help.

Ello! It's Silent Song here! AKA Snowsong of SnowClan. I changed my username to Silent Song of Stirring Storms.

~About me~

Gender: Female

Age: 42 (Lol JK, I only put that cause it's the answer to life, the universe, and everything. XD I'm WAY younger than that.)

Birthday: Once a year.

Name in order of oldest to newest: My first name was Snowsong of SnowClan, and it has since changed to "Silent Song of..." and two other words. I change the other two occasionally maybe too often.

Where I Live: The United Bigoted States of America.

Full Name: Stirring Song of Stirring Storms, Silent Song, or Snowsong of SnowClan. You can call me Snowy, Song, or Silence.

Favorite Movies/TV shows: Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Once Upon A Time, Merlin, Spirit, The Lion King etc...

Favorite Books/Series: The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency, Matched, The Lost Voices trilogy, the Selection, Warriors, Wolves of the Beyond, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, The Immortals, etc...

Favorite Animal(s): Snow leopard, wolf, cheetah, owl, cats in general...

Favorite Imaginary Animal: Werewolf, or dragon. Also the sphinx.

Fictional Character crushes: Sam and Dean Winchester, Sherlock, Moriarty, the Tenth Doctor, the Eleventh Doctor, Captain Jack Harkness, Rory Williams, Jack Frost, Captain Hook, Sokka, Zuko, Bolin, Mako, Hawkfrost... Uhh... I'm sure there're some more...

Current Mood: Actually motivated to do stuff.

Hey, if you're a fan of Warriors, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Wolves of the Beyond, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, or The Lion King, I would love to welcome you as a member of any of my forums! Here's a link to them: Silent Song of Stirring Storms' Forums

If you want to join my forum SnowClan, PM me with this form filled out:

Name:

Gender with which you best identify (This is only so we know what pronouns to refer to you as. If you alternate between he/she or would prefer they/them, that's totally cool and you can let us know!):

Have you read at least six books in the Warriors series?:

Are you active on FanFiction.net?:

Do you use proper grammar?:

Do you like cinnamon rolls?:

Reason(s) you wanna join:

Also, I'm looking to join forums with an active, engaging, and welcoming role-play. If I was formerly a member of your forum, PM me with the link and I'll think about rejoining. Thanks!

I know Dreamflight4798 and Starwhisper in the real world. (Yeah I know- REAL LIFE! That's like, so yesterday!)

Favorite Warrior Cat is... HAWKFROST (AKA Hotfrost) ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have two adorable kitties! Well, technically one. Simba's EVIL. :3 I named them after the cats in 'The Lion King'

Simba- fat gray tabby tom who torments my poor cat, Nala. :(

Nala- cute, tiny, tortoiseshell she-cat. She has bald worry spots b/c of Simba chasing her and trying to kill her :( We just got kitty-litter, cat food, and such so that she can live in my room without fear of Simba.

Emerald- Her nickname is Emmy. She has a few gray flecks of fur on one of her paws, which in the 'rule books' pretty much disqualifies her as a 'true' Black Lab, but we got her from a breeder. Weird, eh? Anyway, she has adorable big brown eyes, and she is quite a pawful.

Well, away from the depressing life of my pets, we'll go on to my depressing life! Yippee! No- I am seriously kidding! My life is not depressing! Well, not very anyway...:3

First thing's first (okay, more like 10th): I am a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but that's a mouthful. We are a.k.a. Mormons. If you have any questions about my church, I would suggest you go strait to our official church website. Or you can ask me! :)

Okay, so this is kind of random, but am I the only one who

This is my main character of 'The Tiger's Return', or what I plan on having her become in my last book, anyway. Also, if any of these characters are suspiciously like yours, don't flame me. The only reason you would be allowed to flame me would be if you were my brother, but he doesn't even HAVE a fanfiction account. :)

Name:
Snowstar. I own her.

Position:
In StarClan. Former deputy and leader of ThunderClan. Former Medicine Cat, warrior, apprentice, and kit of SnowClan.

Description:
Silver she-cat with black spots like a King Cheetah's spots. Icy-blue eyes that have the power to 'control'...Pretty much a silver Egyptian Mau with blue eyes.

Mother:
Rainbowfur- SnowClan- she-cat spotted with every color a cat can be. Normally has sky-blue eyes, but they can change color. I own her.

Father:
Sharptooth- SnowClan- gray-brown spiky-furred tom with amber eyes. Looks like a Cougar. I own him.

Siblings:
Whitefang- SnowClan- fluffy white she-cat with green eyes. I own her.
Firestorm- SnowClan- Flame-colored tabby tom with ice blue eyes. Reincarnation of Firestar, so I do not own him.

Mates:
Treeclaw- SnowClan- dark brown tabby tom with dark green eyes. I own him.
Hawktalon- Rogue, SnowClan, ThunderClan- big, dark brown tabby tom with deep, icy blue eyes. Reincarnation of Hawkfrost, so I do not own him.

The Lessons Warrior Cats Have Taught Us:

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny.

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included.

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Good is cute and handsome; Evil is sexy.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

All barn cats are weird.

Happy endings are completly unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more weird.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.

Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

It's also possible to fool everyone that you aren't pregnant.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

Just because someone has gone to heck doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die.

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.

Lying is the most evil thing ever.

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

Is there another word for synonym?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore studying must be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's even funnier!

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons? They're forgetting one: morons.

Life's about how you view things. Like, the Titanic sinking was a miracle for those lobsters in the kitchen.

I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what real fruit tastes like.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate-chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. Just make sure you don't forget the included flower pot and dirt.

Be optimistic; all the people you hate will die someday.

Disaster: when your country is obese but there's a skinny jean fad.

I'm the most responsible person I know. Whenever anything goes wrong, my parents say I'm responsible.

I hate how chocolate melts in my hand. I mean, I know I'm hot, but its getting all over my hands!

Someone told me I was delusional, and I almost fell off my unicorn.

My dog must think she's really popular. Whenever someone knocks on the door, she assumes its for her.

I might never forget you, but I'll sure keep trying.

Some people say Harry Potter is magic, but Spongebob's the one who can make an underwater fire.

America: where the general population spends 50% of their money buying unhealthy food, and the other 50% trying to lose weight, medical bills, or skin care.

Anyone who says trees are helpless needs to have thousands of tiny sharpened pieces of paper shot at them.

We live in a society where a) the pizza arrives at your house before the police, b) banks leave their doors wide open but chain their pens to the desk.

I don't care what people think of me- mosquitoes love me.

If I was meant to be controlled, I would've come with a remote control.

I put the "pro" in procrastinate.

Everyone is different!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances at all, and instead stay out to read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most people wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone for that matter.

I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT, I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, dbzchichifan, Mortalinstrumentsgurl1, booknerd998, Bookworm1756, IzztreeRocks912, MultiLevelsofMusic, Blue Artkitty, StormThatWhirlsThroughHeart, Silent Song of Soft September,

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the tme to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?

Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Work is blackmail for survival.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing!

Tick Tock

Goes the clock

He cradled and he rocked her

Tick Tock

Goes the clock

Till River kills the Doctor

Things I find unattractive in guys:

Things I find attractive in guys:

Things I find EXTREMELY attractive in guys:

SOME WORDS REALLY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES!

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

A Warriors Survey:

1. Favorite book in the Original Series? A Dangerous Path

2. Favorite book in the New Prophecy? Moonrise

3. Favorite book in the Power Of Three? Dark River

4. Favorite book in the Omen Of The Stars? The Last Hope

5. Top five favorite cats? (In Order) 1. Bluestar 2. Hollyleaf 3. Ravenpaw 4. Hawkfrost 5. Jayfeather

6. Top five least favorite cats? (In Order) 1. Millie 2. Onestar 3. Ashfur 4. Brokenstar 5. Maggottail

7. If you were a Warrior, what would your name be? Silentsong, Snowsong, Stormsong, Streamsong, Seasong, or Silversong.

8. Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight? Yes!

9. Firestar and Sandstorm? I like Firestar and Cinderpelt better...

10. Brightheart and Cloudtail? LOVE it!

11. Leafpool and Crowfeather? Yes!!!

12. Millie and Graystripe? NO! MILLIE CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE!

13. Daisy and Spiderleg? NO!!!

14. Honeyfern and Berrynose? Y.E.S.

15. Hollyleaf and Sol? Eww, no! Besides, Hollyleaf and Fallen Leaves belong together...

16. Jayfeather and his stick? EWW I HATE IT!! Jayfeather belongs with Half Moon.

17. Tigerstar and Sasha? Well, I would if Tigerstar loved her, because she was a really sweet cat...

18. Tigerstar and Goldenflower? Nope because Tigerstar never loved her. She was too good for him. Literally.

19. Cinderheart and Lionblaze? YES!

20. Icecloud and Lionblaze? No!

10 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF!

1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. ;3
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did.

My 12 favorite cats in the Warriors series: (not in order)

1. Ivypool
2. Hawkfrost
3. Ravenpaw
4. Yellowfang
5. Cinderpelt
6. Brightheart
7. Bluestar
8. Hollyleaf
9. Spottedleaf
10. Sandstorm
11. Silverstream
12. Jayfeather

1) What would you think about a name with (1's begging and 4’s ending)?
Ivyfang? It's kinda weird.

2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story with (2's first name and 3's last name)?
Hawkpaw- that sounds cool. I'd make the warrior name Hawktalon or Hawksong.

3) Would you make fun of a cat named (5’s first name & 7’s last name)?
Cinderstar? No, I think it's a cool name.

4) What genre would a story be with a cat names (6's first name & 8's last name as the main character)?
Brightleaf- Adventure and romance...?

5) What would you name a story with (9's first name and 11's last name & 10's first name and 12's last name)?
Spottedstream and Sandfeather- Rematch

6) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan.
Poolraven- The Raven's feather will sink to the bottom of the pool below, a remnant of its victory over the Hawk.

7) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?
Fangfrost- gray tabby tom with chilling blue eyes and long fangs.

8) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?
Ravenivy- Probably a shy, dark-colored cat.

9) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?
Cinderpelt and Ravenpaw... Yeah, actually, even though Ravenpaw's a bit older than her... I kinda ship it.

10) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?
If Spottedleaf had to chose between Yellowfang or Brightheart?! Um, how about we pretend one of those choices is Firestar, 'cause that's just...

11) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?
Ivypool and Sandstorm fighting over Bluestar? LOL NOPE

12) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.
Hawkfrost and Hollyleaf? He's the one who killed her, right? I could see them being reborn and falling in love until their past is revealed to them and they get into a fight. Hollyleaf, who knows she's expecting kits, fights more fiercely than Hawkfrost, the fighting skills she's acquired in this life besting his, and she kills him. She lets her kits grow up without any knowledge of their father, and she dies loved by her kits. In a twist of fate, Hollyleaf is sent to the Dark Forest for Hawkfrost's murder, and Hawkfrost joins StarClan.

13) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?
Bluestar walked in on Cinderpelt and Sandstorm making out?!? She'd probably just back away slowly.

14) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?
Yellowfang rather make out with Hollyleaf or slap Ravenpaw? Well, she's Yellowfang, do you really think she wouldn't give up the chance to slap someone?

15) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?
Ivypool and Hawkfrost? Yeah, tons!

16) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?
Brightheart and Hollyleaf? They'd have to adopt, so Idk.

17) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?
Yellowfang and Bluestar? Uh, there wouldn't be one.

18) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?
Ravenpaw vs. Brightheart? Hollyleaf would side with whomever she thought was right.

19) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?
Uhh... Brightheart/Silverstream? Um, eww. No.

20) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Yellowfang? LOL NO. I love her personality though.

21) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?
Jayfeather and... oh frick... Hollyleaf... [Wretches] Fallen Leaves and Half Moon would die and then the world would end.

22) Do you recall any fics about 9?
Spottedleaf? Yeah, mostly about if she'd lived.

23) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Hawkfrost and Bluestar? Uh, no.

24) 5/9 or 5/10?
Cinderpelt and Spottedleaf or Cinderpelt and Sandstorm? Kill me now. It's ironic that they all loved Firestar.

25) What would happen if 10 walked in on 12 and 11 kissing?
Sandstorm would scream "Jayfeather?! Silverstream?! What- but-" Then tell Hollyleaf who would then kill everyone.

26) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.
Ravenpaw and Sandstorm? Sick of Fireheart's antics and leaving camp in a fury, Sandstorm finds herself at Ravenpaw and Barley's residence. She pours out her soul to Ravanpaw, and they discover they're more alike than they had thought.

27) Is there anything as 9/5 fluff?
Spotted...Cinder... *faints*

28) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 7. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 2. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 2 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Ivypool and Hollyleaf are in a happy relationship until Cinderpelt runs off with Spottedleaf. After Hollyleaf dumps Ivypool for Jayfeather, Brightheart gets upset and retaliates by dating Bluestar. Alone and broken-hearted, Ivypool travels in search of a friend. Finally, Ivypool meets Yellowfang and Hawkfrost. The three loners meet Sandstorm, who tells each of them to look for love. Yellowfang finds Ravenpaw, Hawkfrost gets Silverstream, but now Ivypool is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Brightheart and Hawkfrost!

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT won't make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

1) Have you ever been asked out? Like, maybe three times? Total?

2) Where did you get your default picture? Le internet...

3) What's your middle name? It's, like, super white, but I'm not disclosing it.

4) Your current relationship status? Single pringle. Not looking for a relationship though, just group dates.

5) Does your crush like you back? No, lol. Do they ever?

6) What is your current mood? Trying not to feel anything because I've had a migraine for the past three days, and the second I recognize the pain I'll turn grumpy.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Dark blue, I think.

8) What color shirt are you wearing? Black.

9) Missing something? Not school, lol! Ya girl aced her finals.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Every time I've ever screwed up...

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Snowy owl, wolf, or snow leopard. Or a cheetah.

12) Ever had a near death experience? One time I almost fell off a cliff at Yellowstone National Park, but my grandpa (who still exercises on the regular) grabbed me before I fell.

13) Something you do a lot? Gardening, obsessing over Agents of Shield, and video gaming.

14) The song stuck in your head? I think it was "No." by... Meghan Trainor.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from? Silvermoon of Windclan.

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Well, I was supposed to be born on my mom's b-day, but I was born 3 days early... XD

17) When was the last time you cried? A day or two ago, reading "Half the Sky".

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yeah. I'm in my church choir.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Granting wishes to anyone I want. That way I could have as many super powers as I wanted. XD

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Looks, TBH, followed by how they address women and girls to determine whether or not they're worth my time.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Hot chocolate. I don't drink coffee or tea.

22) What's your biggest secret? It's a secret for a reason... ;3

23) Favorite color? The sort of color where you can't quite tell if it's light blue or gray or violet.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? I mean, like, Disney, but everyone watches Disney.

25) What are you? Part werewolf, werecat, dolphin, snow leopard, cheetah, bluebird, hawk, and, of course, human. Actually, I'm not entirely sure about that last one, so don't quote me on it.

26) Do you speak any other language? Spanish, Latin, Pig-Latin, and obviously English. Again, not entirely sure about that last one.

27) What's your favorite smell? My favorite food smells are cinnamon rolls, bacon, and citrus. I have a lavender perfume I really like. I also love the smell of dryer sheets.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Nonchalant.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? D'you really think I've ever kissed?

30) What are you thinking about right now? I dunno. My mind's kinda blank. This is kind of an off day for me.

31) What should you be doing right now? I suppose packing for a youth camp, but I don't leave for a few days. I just finished classes at a local community college, so I'm on here because there's nothing else to do.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? Maybe my mom?

33) Do you like working in the yard? When its around 50-70 degrees, then YES!!!

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Dunno. Something bada*.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like? I dunno. Probably subconsciously. I blush a heck of a lot more, I'm sure.

36) What is your natural hair color? Brown, but I've got blonde highlights right now.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? Don't remember... That's a first! I'm getting better!

Learn from me. I am wise. No I'm not. Overlook me. Don't. Are you confused? No, you're not. I am happy. You are sad. No, I'm sad. You're not happy. You are happy. I'm confusing. You are confused. Now it makes sense. Ha.

Smile... even though it freaks other people out.

There's a fine line between sanity and insanity. I believe I crossed it several hundred miles back.

Fate drove me here, then told me to get out of the car.

When there's an awkward silence... "FOR NARNIA!"

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute.

I'll try being nicer when you try being smarter.

Ah... Medieval Times. When boys opened doors for girls instead of trampling them on their way out. Those were the good old days.

Keep smiling –– it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and make people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

I wasn't calling you names. I was stating the obvious.

I'm sick of all this talk about vampires and werewolves. What we really need is a good book about unicorns.

I'm not cynical. Everything just sucks.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.

The difference between brilliance and stupidity is that brilliance has its limits.

I respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid.

You have the right to remain silent, so please just shut up.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

I didn't slap you! I just gave you a high five in the face.

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice.

If you hate someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them AND you have their shoes!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into things.

Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest to sit down and shut up.

Whoever says that words never hurt has obviously never been hit by a dictionary.

Whoever says, "As easy as taking candy from a baby," has obviously never tried that.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

I'm only Grumpy because you're Dopey.

Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate!

Don't you just hate Warriors stereotypes?

I'm a tom, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter.

I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress.

I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.

I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and disobey the warrior code.

I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat.

I'm in THUNDERCLAN, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.

I'm in a FORBBIDEN LOVE, so it must end badly.

I am OUTSIDE A CLAN, so I must be a misguided fool.

I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.

I'm IN THUNDERCLAN, so I must be part kittypet, and/or love having a clan overrun with kittypets.

I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.

I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped.

I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water, so I must be weak and need the Clans' help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the Clans, so I must be an evil hater and not have a life.

I'm FRIENDS WITH A CAT OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER, so I must be in love with them.

I'm a QUEEN, so I must lose all personality.

I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue.

I am a MEDICINE CAT WITH KITS, so the kits must be messed up.

Don't you just hate real life stereotypes? (Feel free to copy, paste, add to it, and pass it along.)

I'm a guy, so I must be an unfeeling jerk with no respect for anyone but other men.

Not true.

I'm a girl, so I must love pink, puppies, and being pampered.

Not true.

I'm white, so I must be a snob.

Not true.

I'm black, so I must be a thug.

Not true.

I'm Mexican, so I must be a rapist.

Not true.

I'm Asian, so I must be a genius.

Not true.

I'm Polynesian/Pacific Islander, so I must be fat.

Not true.

I'm Arabic and/or Muslim, so I must be a terrorist.

Not true.

I'm Native American, so I must be uncultured.

Not true.

I'm not white, so I must be less of a human. (If any of you believe this, just take a look at Donald Trump. He's literally a pig.)

Not true.

I'm very religious, so I must hate the LGBTQ community and support anti-feminism.

Not true.

I'm atheist, so I must hate everyone who is religious.

Not true.

I love learning, so I must be a disgusting nerd.

Not true.

I hate school, so I must hate learning and be a total slack-off.

Not true.

I'm a good-looking girl, so I must be a whore.

Not true.

I'm a good-looking guy, so I must be a player.

Not true.

I'm into fashion, so I must be high-maintenance.

Not true.

I don't care about how I look, so I must be ugly.

Not true.

I'm a feminist, so I must hate all men and want women to rule the world.

Not true.

I'm straight, so I must not have any issues of my own.

Not true.

I'm a supporter of LGBTQ rights, so I must be LGBTQ.

Not true.

I'm LGBTQ, so I must hate straight people.

Not true.

Absolutely none of these are true. They are stereotypes and generalizations, which are flaws in not only rhetoric but logic itself. Stop being an idiot and get with the times; PEOPLE ARE NOT DEFINED BY SOMETHING THEY CAN OR CANNOT HELP. THE ACTIONS OF ONE OR EVEN MANY PEOPLE WHO BELONG TO A CERTAIN GROUP DO NOT DEFINE THE ENTIRE GROUP.

Stuff I Dislike/Hate:

Stuff I Like/Love:

Carry on my Wayward Son...

[FANGIRLS OF SUPERNATURAL STIFFEN]

There'll be peace when you are done...

[FANGIRLS BEGIN TO CRY]

Lay your weary head to rest...

[TEARS OF FANGIRLS INTENSIFY]

Don't you cry no more...

[CRYING CEASES AS DO THE HEARTS OF THE FANGIRLS]

Questions!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

"meus, mea, meum, adj., my" (Wheelock's Latin, 7th Edition)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

A trash can.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Sherlock, Series 4, Episode 1, Six Thatchers

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

2:00 PM.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:04 PM. Not bad!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My brother, who is literally incapable of shutting up. Where even did the stereotype that women talk more than men come from?? LITERALLY WHERE

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Earlier today, spraying our patios and gardens with a DIY bug repellent.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Agents of Shield, S3 E8

9. What are you wearing?

A black shirt that says "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good", cerulean basketball shorts, and ugly red-and-orange socks.

10. Did you dream last night?

Not that I know of.

11. When did you last laugh?

Earlier, looking at cat videos.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing except a fresh coat of paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yeah.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's random.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Big Hero 6, I think.

16. If you became a multi-trillionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A nice house with lots of air conditioning, lots of cute decor and furniture, plants galore, rescue animals, etc. I'd put the leftovers into savings, or invest and donate profit to places like Flint, MI, or finding and disabling human trafficking and the sex-slave industry.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I think you're a stalker.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

All the corrupted governments. However, there is not a system (that has been put into practice or invented, anyway) where the government has not become corrupt, so that may be impossible.

19. Do you like to dance?

Maybe. Kinda. A little. I like slow dancing if the guy I dance with possesses social skills. And line dances that I know. And swing dancing's okay, but I get dizzy.

20. Trump.

#NotMyPresident

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Dunno. Something strong.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Dunno. Something whimsical.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Heck yeah.

1) What will you do when you are older?

I want to go into something science-y, or maybe writing. Even inventing? Maybe becoming an activist for equal rights.

2) What do you do in your spare time?

Instagram, Pinterest, Agents of Shield, DIY projects, gardening, etc.

3) Are you a popular girl?

Not yet, but I aspire to be popular because I'm a genuinely attractive person in every way, not because I'm shallow.

4) Do you like Call of Duty?

Don't have it, but I kinda wanna try it.

5) Who is your best friend?

They know who they are. ;)

6) What would you do if you were picked for the Hunger Games?

Probably have a nervous breakdown, but act as if I know what I'm doing, so I get more sponsors and thus a better chance to win.

7) Death by tracker jackers? or by drowning?

Drowning, definitely.

8) Which district do you like best?

13, all the way! XD

9) What is your favorite candy?

Anything milk chocolate.

10) Who do you like most: Katniss or Peeta?

Katniss! You go, girl!

11) Who are your favorite artists?

Rachel Platten, Meghan Trainor, and Helen Jane Long.

12) Favorite movie?

Moana, Rogue I, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them, Hidden Figures, etc.

13) Favorite television shows?

Agents of Shield, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, etc.

14) Who is your top favorite actor/actress?

CHLOE BENNET IS A GOD-SEND I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S MY FAVORITE SQUEEEEEE

15) What weird things did you believe in as a child?

Fairies.

16) What animal are you afraid of and why?

Spiders all the way! They're everywhere out here, and lots of them are deadly.

17) What do you think about more than anything else?

Probably how to improve some part of myself.

What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

[ ] the dark
[X] staying single forever
[X] being a parent
[X] giving birth
[X] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[X] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[X] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[X] being touched
[ ] fire
[X] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[X] the ocean
[X] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[X] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[X] crossing hanging bridges
[X] dying
[ ] death
[ ] being robbed
[X] falling
[X] clowns
[X] dolls
[X] large crowds of people
[X] men
[ ] women
[X] having great responsibilities
[X] doctors, including dentists
[X] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[X] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[X] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[X] being alone
[X] becoming blind
[X] becoming deaf
[X] growing up
[X] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[X] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[X] needles
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[X] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies. (They're comfy!)

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (If they like do something stupid/clumsy, then YES! XD)

You've played with/against boys on a team. (They've learned not to underestimate me... Muahahaha!!!)

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck. (Especially when animals die.)

You own/ed an X-Box. (Technically it's my Dad's...)

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Regular DS Lite- Blue and black)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Sky blue and silver.)

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Crazy is my second middle name!)

Sports are fun.

You talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

You go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance. (Dance when I was like 3 and gymnastics when I was like 5...)

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (I'm so slow! XD)

You smile a lot more than you should. (Unless I'm at school)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like. (Too much, I'm afraid...)

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

What's Your Warriors Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character):

Silverstar (Silverstream and Brokenstar)

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warrior's name and mix the letters up.):

Silverstream... Sliver.

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

Darkwolf.

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one Clan and add something to do with the other clan):

Swiftstream. (WindClan and RiverClan.)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of):

Leaf.

If I were a Warrior cat, I would be...

Warrior name- Stormsong.

Medicine-cat name- Silentsong.

Rouge/loner name- Silence

Kittypet name- Snow.

Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!!

Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line...

Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?

"PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun...

No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling...

Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people.

-SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!"

I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it.

-Mom calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Well then, I'm not getting up.

I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all.

If you ever, EVER felt guilt, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish the warriors books were true copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wanted to jump into a book and never come back out, copy and paste this into your profile.

Half

Of

My

Energy

Wasted

On

Random

Knowledge

That awkward moment when you zone out and accidentally stare at someone.

Re-discovering music you used to love.

The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school...

Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life...

Taking a test and thinking "A, D, C, B, C, C, C, C, C...That CAN'T be right."

1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays?

I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong.

If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know.

"-Text sending-" NO, WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :(

When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer.

I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit.

"Hey, did you do the homework?" "...What homework?!"

HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!!!!!

When my teacher says "Study," I say "YES! NO HOMEWORK!!"

"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" (Why do you think I'm whispering?!)

I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person.

I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja.

Me: "Did you read?"
Friend: "No. You?"
Me: "No."
Teacher: "Please clear your desks..."
Everyone: WE'RE DOOMED!

Sometimes I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward...

Why do sharp inanimate objects seem to hate me?

It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2. :(

When you walk in late and everyone stares at you like you killed someone...

I hate when I'm expecting a text, my phone vibrates, and it's someone else.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm."

When I'm the only one awake at night and I hear a noise...I completely freeze.

I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (I think we ALL agree on this...)

I didn't fall, I attacked the floor...

Parents: "Go to your room."
Me: "Oh, you mean the place with my books, music, crazy cat, and other fun things? Okay."

Hey, headphone, wanna NOT fall outta my ear?

Teacher: "Sit down, class isn't over yet!"
*Bell rings*
Everyone: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

When I was little, you were the bomb if your shoes lit up.

"Mom, I don't need a jacket."
5 seconds later...
"Holy crap it's cold out."

Teacher: "We're watching a video today."
Students: "YES!!" "WOOHOO" "PARTAY!"
Teacher: *smiles* "Make sure you answer the questions on the board."
Students: *Cry*

1 - Yo gangsta name (first three letters of your name and 'far')

Sarfar. No thanks. That's like a mixture of Scar and Jafar.

2 - Your detective name (favorite color and favorite animal)

Lavender Leopard.

3 - Your soap opera name (your middle name and the street you live on)

Lizzy Mustang.

4 - Your Star Wars name (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)

Kresa. Sounds kinda cool, actually.

5 - Your superhero name (your second favorite color, and favorite drink)

Silver Water. I could just be the fem version of Quicksilver.

6 - You witness protection name (your parents' middle names)

Joe Mason? Joe is my mom's middle name, but Mason's a guy name. I'll just be Joe from SPN. She was a freaking boss.

7 - Your Goth name (bloody and your pet's name)

Bloody Nala. LOL! XD

8 - Your Arabian Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)

Aelasie. That's... Interesting?

11 - Your Rock Star Name (Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong)

Cutie Bee. Lol.

12 - Your Pirate Name (Any color and a pirate accessory)

Sky Dagger. Not bad. XD

13 - Your street name (Favorite plant and favorite weapon)

Lavender Bagh Naka. Check out the weapon- it's pretty cool.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list and bold the people you know: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, WrathofhteElite, Wildshadow24, Dayflower, Mysticbreez, Mysticbreeze327,Dappleflower, Sandpool124Cinderstar377, Skystar5, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Snowsong of SnowClan,

IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST AND BOLD THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage,Echosky Of ForestClan, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus, Otterhope, Skystar5, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Snowsong of SnowClan,

If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list and bold the people you know on that list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Griffenclaw, Katklaws, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath,Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, Foxclaw999, No1fanofalot, warriorcrazy, Dappleflower, Sandpool124, Cinderstar377, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Snowsong of SnowClan,

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list, and bold the people you know: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm, Whitelily, Darkstorm, Mistystar's Legacy, Gingerstar14, Wildshadow24, Dayflower, Mysticbreez, Mysticbreeze327, Dappleflower ,Sandpool124, Cinderstar377, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Snowsong of SnowClan,

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the people you know: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, EspeonSilverfire2, owlreader, Stealthclaw, Celeste Night, Dappleflower, Sandpool124, Cinderstar377, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Snowsong of SnowClan,

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If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. (I've proved several wrong)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't know karate, but I do know crazy, and I'm not afraid to use it. (Actually I do know karate. :P)

If you wish that one day, Warrior cats need to attack your town because you think something exciting needs to happen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know (or strongly think) that you've lived (or are living) in a haunted house possibly built over a graveyard, copy and paste this into your profile.

Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work." said the man.

"How do you think you will do that?" said the other one. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing? "I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.

"I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The second worker began walking out too. The boss asked her where did she think she was going?

"Home. I can't work in the dark."

I'm bored. Run for the sake of your sanity.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a serious mental problem.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. ...My work here is done.

You're funny, but looks aren't everything.

Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.

I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

The best answer to any emergency situation is to run away screaming in terror.

Sorry, my fault; I forgot you were a complete idiot.

You say I'm crazy; I say I'm just bored.

Personally I think language was developed for our overwhelming need to complain.

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhhhh its a secret!

Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, don't try to make lemonade! If life gives you lemons, water and some sugar, then you can make lemonade.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Type you name with your knuckles:

Slent Song o Stirring Sorms

Type your name with your nose:

Silent Sog of String Stors

Type your name with your elbow:

Silent song of stirring storms

Type your name with you eyes closed:

Silent Song of Stirring Storms

This is an often repeated story in the LDS (Mormon) church:

In the fall of 1857, the nineteen-year-old Joseph F. was returning from his mission in Hawaii, and in California he joined a wagon train.

It was a volatile time for the Saints. Johnston’s Army was marching towards Utah, and many had bitter feelings towards the Church.

One evening several hoodlums rode into camp, cursing and threatening to hurt every Mormon they could find. Most in the wagon train ran and hid in the brush. But Joseph F. thought to himself: “Shall I run from these fellows? Why should I fear them?”

With that, he walked up to one of the intruders who, with pistol in hand, demanded, “Are you a Mormon?”

Joseph F. Smith responded, “Yes siree; dyed in the wool; true blue, through and through.”

At that, the hoodlum grasped his hand and said, “Well you are the pleasantest man I ever met! Shake hands, young fellow. I am glad to see a man that stands up for his convictions.”

Don't be afraid to stand up for what you believe in!

Copy and paste this into your profile and bold the things you've done.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny at a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were having a sugar rush
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Talked about a person when they were sitting right next to you.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

It's raining

It's pouring

Sherlock is boring

I'm laughing

I'm crying

Sherlock is dying

Bluestar:

( ) You have a sister.
( ) Your mom likes you more than your dad.
( ) You're in love in someone you shouldn't be allowed to.
(x) Somebody you trusted betrayed you.
(x) You're moody.
(x) More than one person has a crush on you.

Total: 3/6

Firestar:
(x) You have joined a group.
( ) Your crush hated you at first.
(x) You are very loyal.
(x) You are easily suspicious.
(x) You are like a leader.
Total: 4/5

Crookedstar
(x) You have broken a body part.
( ) Your parents are divorced.
( ) Your parents are divorced because of you.
(x) You have a brother.
(x) You want to be a leader.
(x) Your mum hates you.
(x) There is somebody evil trying to urge you on.
Total: 5/7

Tigerstar
( ) You are separated from your father.
( ) You hate outsiders.
(x) You have an evil side.
(x) You physically tried to injure someone.
( ) You are very aggressive.
(x) You are aggressive because of someone.
(x) You have a lot of scars on your body.
( ) All/some of your siblings have died.
Total: 4/8

Scourge:

(x) You are aggressive, but in the past you were innocent.
(x) The reason you are aggressive is because someone had beaten you up.
(x) Your siblings neglect you.
( ) You are the youngest/smallest out of your siblings.
(x) People fear you.
(x) You like to explore.
( ) Blood means everything.
Total: 5/7

Hollyleaf:
( ) You threatened to kill/attack someone.
( ) You have two brothers.
(x) Your parents have lied to you.
(x) You have run away from home, but returned.
(x) You are daring.
(x) You like to take matters into your own hands.
Total: 4/6

Jayfeather:
(x) You have something wrong with your eyesight.
( ) You have a brother and a sister.
(x) You are very sharp-tongued.
( ) Your mother isn't your real mother.
( ) Your biggest choice in your life was a letdown.
( ) You've experienced great loss.
Total: 2/6

Ivypool:
(x) You are thought to be evil but you're not.
( ) You have a sister.
( ) Your mum is very protective of you.
(x) You live in a world you shouldn't be.
( ) You are in love with your sibling's crush
( ) You and your sister do not have a good relationship.

Total: 2/6

I'm a Scourge/Crookedstar mix? Didn't see that coming...

JANUARY:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive and attractive.Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Sweet, loyal, has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY

: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH

: Attractive personality. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL

: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY

: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE

: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY

: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST

: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER

: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER

: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER

: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER

: Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Remember When...?
Getting HIGH meant SWINGING on the playground swings?
The worst thing you could get from BOYS was COOTIES?
MOM was your HERO?
And DAD was SUPERMAN?
When your worst ENEMIES were your SIBLINGS?
And RACE issues were about who RAN faster?
When WAR was a CARD game?
And life was simple and carefree?
Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?
Put this on your profile if you're still five on the inside :)

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort," Herm Albright

"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid," Albert Einstein

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing," Helen Keller

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much," Oscar Wilde

"In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart," - Anne Frank

"Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the face," - Helen Keller

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them," - Mother Teresa

"Those who dwell among the beauties and mysteries of the earth, are never alone or weary of life," - Rachel Carson

"Winning has always meant much for me, but winning friends has meant the most," -Babe Dickinson

Girl Comebacks;

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: Your eyes- they're amazing!
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.
Guy: But I don't know your name!
Girl: That's in the phone book too.

Guy: I know how to please a woman.
Girl: Then please leave me alone.

Guy: I can tell you want me.
Girl: Yeah- I want you to leave.

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous.
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger?

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you landed on planet rejection.

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking.

Guy: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine?
Girl: If we were the last people on Earth, you would be dead by now.

Girls, copy and paste this onto your profile!

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

5/10

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

10/10.

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.

4/10

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.

5/10

Air! Maybe if Aang had a sister, It'd be me! XD

Things to do on an Elevator

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare At another passenger for a while, then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" And back away slowly.

7) Say 'Ding!' at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say; "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream; "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group Hug!" then enforce it

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If you could read that put it in your profile.

Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Frito's:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how...?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds' with colds off those fork lifts!)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh, go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

JUSTIN BIEBER HATE

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 95% of girls would be crying their eyes out, 2% would be at the bottom of the cliff with snacks, lawn chairs and binoculars, and another 2% would be ready to push him off. Copy and paste this to your profile if you would be the 1% digging a hole at the bottom of the cliff so he'd fall longer.

99% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber's name was reaped in the Hunger Games, but if you are part of the one percent that would volunteer just so you could chase him with a knife screaming "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!" put this in your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Who needs SLEEP?)

You write fanfictions about the book. (DUH!!)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (WARRIOR CATS WILL SOMEDAY ACHIEVE WORLD DOMINATION!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Yeah... "Accidentally")

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (*MEOW*)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Ye- wait, what iPod?)

You've got a book basically memorized. (SO MANY QUOTES!!)

You've read a book more than five times. (What do you think? Of COURSE I have!)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I read all three books in the Divergent series in like 4 days.)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Well DUH! They're real! Real I tell you!)

Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

Having the love of your life say,"We can still be friends," is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel- let's just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape...

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall down the stairs, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, then why the heck are you scared?!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, but all I want to know is who's drank my water!

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

When your are in jail, a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying,"Dang, that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Friends will always be like,"Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying,"Seven days..."

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

I DON'T obsess! I think intensely...and like all the time.

Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

They never suspect the short one.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

If my calculations are correct...slinky (plus) escalator= EVERLASTING FUN!!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me...

Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

I'm not as random as you think I- SALAD.

It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme?

Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

On a scale of 1 to crazy, I'm a PENGUIN!!!

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves?

I see no good reason to act my age.

Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.

Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh?

Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades.

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar Hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored- as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get what's coming to you: unless it gets lost in that mail.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell, "DO A FLIP!".

90% of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time.

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. (Whoever did is amazing)

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccer ball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Come join the dark side (We have cookies!). :P :) ;)

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