Fav. color- green, purple, black, white

Fav. book- Hunger Games, Mortal instruments, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson (Or any Rick Riordan books) Alice in Deadland, The War of the Worlds, any Louis duncan Books. Most books on my kindle. The Series of Unfortunet Events. Look, I also really love the Mysterious Benidict society, most Margret Peterson Haddix books, and if I keep putting them on here, I will fill up the entire thing and get yelled at. I also love Dr. Susess books. I know I know, but they have good messages. I also love Meg Cabot books.

Over all, my favorite book is When The Wind Blows by James Patterson.

Fav. song- Mostly my favorite singers songs, while I also like Stand in the rain.

And here is one of my overall favorites. How Far We've Come by Matchbox 20

Fav. singer- Taylor Swift, P!nk, Katy Perry, Adele, Bruno Mars, Selena Gomez. Taylor and Pink are my favorite, which is like, my idols. Ask anyone, I only listen to their music when I write.

Fav. movie- Abduction, The Last Song, Harry Potter, Gone, Super 8, And the Batman movies! (Do you know why? Because I'm BATMAN!!!!!

Fav. T.V show- GLEE, Pretty Little Liars, SNL, Beevis and Butthead, YOUNG JUSTICE, JUSTICE LEAGUE, and ARROW! (The last three I have found are my favorites!) Smallville

What I Like to do- READ, listen to music, READ, WRITE, hang out with family, Fangirl

Sports I play- Volleyball, Basketball, Cross Country, Track and Field, Skiing

Im also super WEIRD, Crazy, book & music obsessed, and funny.

I love animals, mostly wolves and owls. They are SOOO cool.

I love to write, seriously, it's like all I do. I write to entertain most of the time, but still appreciate feedback.

I am one weird chick, and any of my friends will atest to that. I also don't watch a lot of t.v.

One of my favorite quotes is: There are no such things as problems, only solutions we have not found yet. -can you consider that a quote if my dad says it?

Another one is: Don't ask for guarantees. And don't look to be saved in any one thing, person, machine, or library. Do you're own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were headed for shore." Fahrenheit 451.

Another is: "Fall down 7 times, stand up 8." -Japanese proverb

HERE IS SOME SARCASTIC JUNK THATS FUNNY!

37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

(Im to sick of my idiotic computer to put up anything srry)

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry If a little girl ever pets a goat I promise to think of Prim And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time And I’ll always think of Peeta When I eat cake that is sublime The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too It’s important to think of the characters But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!) I copy and Pasted this from mockingjay flying who got it from someone else

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your hear

PJO PLEDGE:

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea,

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me,

I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake, of course,

I promise to remeber Luke when my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"

I promise to rememeber Tyson when a friend says they'll stick by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia when a friend is scared of heights,

I promise to remember Clarisse whenever i see someone that gives me a fright.

I promise to remeber Bianca whenever i see a sister scold her younger brother,

I promise to remeber Nico whenever i see someone who doesnt get along well with others.

I promise to remember Zoë whenever i watch the stars,

I promise to remember Rachel when a limo passes my car.

Yes, i promise to remeber PJO where ever i may go.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them its uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Chocolate is good, purple llamas exisist, Fang is hot. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your happy and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (i swear you'll feel better)

If you want to be Avian-American, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you wish Max would stop running from Fang copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you keep too many secrets, paste this in your profile

if your immature then paste this in your profile

if you don't know what the FN button on your keyboard is/does then paste this in your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (GO PARAMORE!)

98 percent of all teens have drank alchohol. If you're one of the 2 percent that likes pita chips, copy and paste this into your profile.

My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.( I would hope not...)

If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (My God no one knows how much I want to slap someone everyday.)

If you have a secret that nobody knows copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile. (Yeah, I squealed like a child on Christmas... So sue me, alright?

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Austraillian, Southern accent or Elvis impression copy and paste this to your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x)You love hoodies.

(x)You love jeans.

(x )Dogs are better than cats.

(x )It's hilarious when people get hurt.(sometimes)

(x )You've played with/against boys on a team.( I have played with a few boys on diffrent teams- mostly volleyball, possibly basketball)

(/ )Shopping is torture. ( Most of the time unless there's a bookstore!!:)

(x)Sad movies suck.

( )You own/ed an X-Box.

(x)Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

( )At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

(x)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

( )You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

(x )You watch sports on TV.

( ) Gory movies are cool.

( )You go to your dad for advice.

( )You own like a trillion baseball caps

( x)You like going to high school football games.

( )You used to/do collect football/baseball/pokemon cards.

( )Baggy pants are cool to wear.

( )It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

(x)Green, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

(x )You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

(x )Sports are fun. LOVE LOVE LOVE basketball!

( )Talk with food in your mouth.

( )Sleep with your socks on at night

13 1/2

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

( x)You wear lip gloss/chapstick.( Lets get it straight. CHAPSTICK! I have a ton of it! okay, some are lip gloss)

(x)You love to shop.

(/)You wear eyeliner. (sometimes on special occasions)

(/ )You wear the color pink ( I wear peach not pink)

(x)Go to your mom for advice.

( )You consider cheerleading a sport.

( )You hate wearing the color black.

(x)You like hanging out at the mall. ( Bookstore YEAH!!)

(x)You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (when I want to)

(x)You like wearing jewelry. (sometimes

(/)Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

(x)Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

(/ )You don't like the movie Star Wars.( I am iffy on the subject)

(x)You were in gymnastics/dance.

( )It takes you around/ more one hour to shower.

( )You smile a lot more than you should.

( )You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

(x)You care about what you look like.

( )You like wearing dresses when you can. ( I am not my sister)

(x)You love the movies.

(x)Used to play with dolls as little kid.

(x)Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.(JOKE!)

( )Like being the star of every thing.

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Rules For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout "TO THE BAT MOBILE!'

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS

- "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.

What is the fun in Hogwarts anymore????

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. Bookworm2700 *Aww, really?*

10. Barack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

When in doubt, make words up!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Blue eyed vampwolf, finger craker,MegCabotRules, Brown-eyedCullenGirl,slytherinangel01, Sargerogue, RAHbooks, Tech17, pearlgirl97, Bookworm2700,

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I'm offically bored enough to change something on my profile! And I've always found these amusing, out of all those other annoying things people do on their profiles, so um.. I'm going to do it.

LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVORITE HUNGER GAMES CHARACTERS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

1. Haymitch

2. Finnick

3. Katniss

4. Johanna

5. Peeta

6. Cinna

7. Chaff

8. Seeder

9. Brutus

10. Cato

11. Prim

12. Gale

1. Have you ever thought of Six and Eleven as best friends?

Yeah, sort of.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sorry, Jo. I am bit young and uninterested. Though I'm sure she's very pretty. In a mean, sociopathic sort of way.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Katniss would be pissed, and how can Gale get a dead girl pregnant. Ehh, maybe shes alive...

4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine?

I actually really liked all of the Quarter Quell people except for 1 and Enobaria. So rock on Brutus!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. 'Fraid not my friends. Maybe though, just maybe. The fashion and The water..

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Peeta and Cato, or Peeta and Brutus. Man, Peeta got the hots for District 2! I think Peeta and Brutus would be better, I like Brutus and Peeta!

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff

Probably. Any that is out there, I haven't seen, but still quite possible.

8. What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker?

I wish it were Finnick, cause that would be the 'Sexy and tortured soul beyond belief' rating. But Peeta is would get a 12 if he baked me some bread.

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (1). (7), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Metally prepare youself.

Haymitch and Chaff are living a happy life until Haymitch goes with Brutus. Chaff, heartbroken, does some things with Prim and get Katniss pissed off, then goes with Cinna. However, Peeta, the always wise Yoda, gives him some advice, and finds out that Gale is his one true love. GALE AND CHAFF FOREVER!! kidds, but it would be interesting.

At the end of the day, Haymitch finds love with Brutus and Chaff with Gale thanks to Peeta's advice. And his need to get Gale out of the way...

10. Does anyone on your favorites list read Three smut?

Don't ask me!

11. Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?

I'v seen someone draw Prim, in fact I think I do know someone, or I can make her draw Prim and then say she does.

12. Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

Finnick/Johannah/Peeta? NOPE.

13. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Chaff walk in on Finncik and Gale. He'd say something sarcastic, and then walk out. Or just laugh and drunkenly into a closet.

14. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve in a love scene?

Gale/Chaff- You're just jealous you don't have Gaff.

15. What would be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

(Cato and Finnick.) How you doin'? I don't know!

16. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Chaff and Seeder? No clue.

18. What would you think if you found Five was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Peeta? I'd make him go get everyone else and make them sign autographs and then spend a day with all of them! Peeta and I would make cakes, Finnick would just be awesomely Finnick. Katniss and I would go hunting ( Because I actually know how to shoot suckers! Way before I read the books.) Cato would teach me how to be Cato. Fight with Johanna, Drunken and sarcastic Haymitch, Prim would come teach me about plants and stuff. etc.

19. How would you react if you saw Eight and Five in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

(Seeder and Peeta) "Peeta, what have I told you? It is not approprite to show people a rubber ducky right before you fight to the death!" - heeeeehhehehehhehehehehehehe

PJO quiz: Find your godly parent

ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobic.

You're never afraid during thunderstorms.

5/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood. You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobic.

5/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

4/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take anything from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

5/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class. (I'm not in High school yet! Though I am going to be in high math and advanced writing/reading.)

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. (Except in gym, though I don't think that counts.)

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

8/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

8/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

3/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look in the mirror on a regular basis.

3/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon. (I'm okay. I can run longer at a slower pace, and run fast for a short amount of time. Unless the end of the world is coming, then I will run for a long time really fast!

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

8/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine. (only the tiny sips my parents let me have.)

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is never bad.

2/10

So, I am a daughter of Athena and Hermes.

.. 10 Ironic Quotes From The Hunger Games ..

1. "It's your first year, Prim, your name's only been in there once, they're not gonna pick you," tell that to the lady who picked her name 5 minutes after Katniss said that.

2. "Well I bet my hat (buttons) that was your sister, wasn't it," she never gave Katniss her hat (or buttons).

3. "And now for the boys, Peeta Mellark," I don't know any boy with the name of "Peeta".

4. "So you like an underdog?" There was never a dog in The Hunger Games.

5. "Maybe I can, I'm smart you know," if you were smart... you wouldn't put your life in jeopardy by putting your life out there with the guy with the knife.

6. "Listen to me, you're stronger than they are," then why didn't Katniss throw the big spikey thing in training instead of Peeta?

7. "You two are in for quite a treat!" What kind of treat? Dying in the wild? Yes, that's very nice, everyone wants a treat.

8. "So you're here to make me look pretty?" "No, I'm here to make an impression," yeah, the impression that you're gonna die in a few days. Fire is one of the easiest ways to get killed in The Hunger Games.

9. "Look at you, just killed a *CHING* placemat," I never knew the placemat was in The Hunger Games too?

10. "No, cause I'd light a fire," "Well, that's a good way to get killed," Every way is a good way to get killed.

..5 Tips for The Hunger Games..

1. Don't get killed.

2. Know that you're gonna die.

3. Take the knife before Cato... if he doesn't strangle you first.

4. Listen to some music to keep your mind off dying.

5. Don't volunteer for people.

..Top 10 Reasons You'll Get Killed in The Hunger Games..

1. Stepping off the platform too fast, you'll go POOF into the air.

2. Staying by the cornucopia like a lost dog, "Which. Way. Do. I. GO?!?"

3. Getting too close to Cato.

4. Eating a pb&j sandwich.

5. Starting a fire, no matter how much you scream, you're screwed.

6. Abandoning your alliance to kill someone without them, goodbye head.

7. Getting eaten by a mutt.

8. Thinking that the odds are in your favor.

9. Taking a slinky over a bow and arrow.

10. Eating anything you see.

..5 Ways to Get a High Score When Judged by Secena and His Weirdo Helpers..

1. Make sure they're watching you.

2. Flatter them.

3. Show no arrogence.

4. Think about how this could help you not meet your demise as quick as it would if you didn't think.

5. Try to throw a knife or shoot an arrow at them.

..7 Hunger Games Parodies That I Might Write Later if Not Already..

1. Hunger Games (is Gonna Kill You Tonight) *parody to Party Rock Anthem*

2. Set Arrow to Seneca's Head *parody to Set Fire to the Rain*

3. Kill You Maybe *parody to Call Me Maybe*

4. You Are Dead to Me *parody to We Are Family*

5. Bread Paradise *parody to Paradise*

6. Thanks For Your Consideration *parody to Sorry For Party Rocking*

7. The Fighting Skills *parody to Pumped Up Kicks*

..Funny Things..

1. My friend told me I lost something, I told them, "yes, but the only thing I lost was my mind,"

2. I ate this food, well I think it was food.

3. The Hunger Games is my life, well technically if it were my life, I would be dead already.

4. Remember me when I'm dead as the one who wanted to be remembered when they were dead.

5. My parents told me that I need to calm down, so I took a piece of paper, wrote the word calm on it, and put it down.

6. I went to a pet store, and saw some rocks in a fish tank, I asked, "How much?"

7. My conscience told me I needed to straighten out my life, I asked, "What life?"

8. I went to a baseball game when I saw the baseball coming for me, I thought I had a force field, so I stayed calm, when I felt a ball on my face.

9. Have you ever heard of being normal? I haven't, because I don't know what it is and I will never be it.

10. If I ever win an award, it will be for winning an award.

11. Every day I have a different sign up on my room, today was, "Today is the day that is after yesterday and before tomorrow and happening today. Tomorrow is a day that is a day that is after today but before a day. Yesterday was when I had food. Rebecca Black taught me this."

12. I only have two open hands, can you carry these two bags?

13. I live by only one rule; live by this rule.

A quote about a black man who refused to give up his seat to a white man. He said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

.YOUR REAL NAME: I aint telling you nothing. Nope. Not one peep. *Peep* ( Curse you parents for being concerned about my safety.)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Booizzle.

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green wolf (That is such a good name.

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): I tell no one my middle name. only I know it. None of my friends will ever know it. Neither will you. Let's pretend that it's Juliet (Love that name. And my middle name is not that.) Fanfiction. (Cause I'm not going to tell you my street name. I know, I take the fun out of everything.)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Sorry, don't even try that.

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Silver Coke. (I love milk, but it would just sound really weird.

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ebcohje

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Catniss. (Or black sherlock, or black watson. Choose what you like.)

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): *classified*

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit) Dehydrated mango. (:O)

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory) White sword. (Wow! I am one awesome pirate.)

(This isn't as fun when you can't use your real name. :/)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Hmm... how to do this without going to jail...)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Which soap are you referring to?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's only a suggestion. :P)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Isn't that kinda the point?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (So I've been doing it wrong?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (I'm pretty sure they aren't driving yet.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Why am I taking this?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Is there another dimension no one bothered to tell me about?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (O_o ?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (NO! Really?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (No duh.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Who was responsible for that one?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile! XD (I LOLed)

..Statuses..

Twilight: Team Jacob. Even though I seriously hate Twilight, I like the movies and Breaking Dawn.

Hunger Games: Team Peeta, And sometimes Team Gale, but not often.

Series of Unfortunet Events: Team Violet, or Team Klaus

Maximum Ride : I don't really like Fang, cause he ditched Max, and I don't like Dylan at all. So.. Team Iggy!

Mortal Instruments: Team Jace! Sorry Simon, but you have Izzy!

Infernal Devices: Team Will or Team Jem????? I don't know, they are both so amazing. Uhhh *faints*

Artemis Fowl : Team Artemis! Sorry, I love all the characters in this book series.

Kane Chronicels: Team Sadie! Yes. Sadie is amazing and I already know who she ends up with, and I like it that way.

39 Clues, Cahills vs. Vespers: I like Team Jake. I don't like Ian that much, and in the regular series, I like Amy with Hamilton or Jonah. I like Dan with either Regan or Madison.

Favorite characters:

Artemis Fowl- I got to say, either Butler, Minerva, Artemis, or Foaly. I don't know, I like them all.

Harry Potter- Luna Lovegood. I was her for Halloween for almost three years!

Maximum Ride- I like Max, Iggy, and Gazzy.

Series of Unforunet Events - Klaus or Violet.

Mortal Instruments- Jace, Simon, and Clary.

Infernal Devices- Charolette, Tessa, Henry, and Jem

Kane Chronicels- Sadie. No friken doubt about it.

39 clues, - Jake, Dan, Amy, Jonah.

Mysterioys Benidict Society - Kate

Hunger Games- I already have these listed. But anyway, I love love love Haymitch, Finnick, Cinna, Katniss, Peeta, and the Quarter Quell Victors. Except Enobaria, and Cashmere... Gloss is okay...

Young Justice: Artemis, Robin, Roy, Green Arrow.. Wally's cool... The thing I like in heros is that they are human, and don't need a certain power to make them special. Just some simple moves can go a long way!

Somethings' I want but will never get

1. A T-shirt that says, 'I'm from District 9 3/4'

2. The entire Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Infernal Devices, Hunger Games, and City of Ember, Maximum Ride book series/ Movies. Well, if there is a movie.-even though I have most of them, just not the City of Ember book series. And I need the Final Warning, and Max!

3. Harry Potter glasses.- Have those, they are really weird though.

4. The Girl on Fire dress.

5. A T-shirt that says, 'I'm a muggle and I know it.'- I have a shirt that says MUGGLE on it? :O

6. Last, the shirt that Maia was wearing in City of Glass, 'What doesn't kill me better start running.'

7. A guy like Jace, or Simon (just not vampirey and stuff.)

8. Some Peeta bread. :(

9. To be a Mockingjay. Caw. :(

10. For all of my favorite book characters to be real. :(

WOULD YOU RATHER..

1) pierce your nose or tongue? Nose.

2) be serious or be funny? Funny.

3) drink whole or skim milk? Skim Milk

ARE YOU..

4) simple or complicated? Simple

DO YOU PREFER..

5) flowers or angels? They both are everywhere, and kind of annoy me, but I like them both. Flowers a bit more.

6) grey or gray? Both! I like grey, but I spell it gray

7) color or black & white photos? color

8) lust or love? Lust (What's the difference?)

9) sunrise or sunset? Sunset

10) M&Ms or Skittles? I hate skittles, I love M&M's. MY FAVORITE CANDY, they make my lips multicolored

11) rap or rock? Rock. Hands down. Half of rap you can't understand.

12) staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late - I'm basically an insomniac. I love school, but I hate waking up early.

13) TV or radio? TV, it's like my lifeline.

15) eating apples or oranges? Oranges taste yummy... so do apples - i choose both!

DO YOU PREFER..

18) being hot or cold? Cold. Then I can just warm up, but I also like being hot, because it feels sooo good!

19) tall members of the opposite sex? Taller then me would be nice. And I'm tall

20) sun or moon? Moon. It's just prettier, plus you can stare at it without burning your eyes.

21) emeralds or rubies? My birthstone is rubies, but I think that Emeralds are prettier, since I love the color green.

22) left or right? Left. Right is used far too often, I wish I was lefthanded

23) having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? Look, I have many friends, but on different levels. Core group, people I only see at school, people that aren't in any classes as me, and just plain old people I hate.

24) sun or rain? Rain.

25) vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? I like them both, but Vanilla slightly more.

26) boys or girls? Depends on the person.

27) green beans or carrots? Carrots - they're orange

28) low fat or fat free? Meh.

MISCELLANEOUS..

29) What is your biggest fear in the world? Spiders. Seriously, Do not laugh...commitment and being betrayed.

31) Cat or dog? I like them both. No more words needed.

32) Half empty or half full? Dont care so long as I'm drinking it.

33) Mustard or ketchup? Ketchup

30) kids or no kids? meh

34) Hard cover books or soft cover books? It matters why?

35) Newspaper or magazine? I like them both!

36) Sandals or sneakers? Sneakers

37) Wonder or amazement? Wonder. It makes you think

38) Red car or white car? White.

39) Happy & poor or sad & rich? Happy and poor.

40) Singing or dancing? Dancing

41) Hugging or kissing? Both...

43) Happy or sad? Depends on mood...

45) Blondes or brunettes? I have dirty blond hair, so I'm a mix, but I got to say, I like blondes, because I hate sterotypes. Blonds are not stupid! Dumb blond jokes annoy me.

- I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? Draco Malfoy

MY TERRYFYING BATTLE CRY:

THIS. IS. SPARTA! Or FOR SPARTA!!! (Everytime I jump into a kitty pool or my cousins pool. Oh yeah, I'm terrifying. Trust me.)

I, soldier Bookworm2700, am part of the Fangirls Army, under command of General LouissaSpitfire, and promise :

To remember Robin every time I see a guy with awesome shades, somebody who's hacking something or when I go at the circus.

To remember Megan every time I eat cookies or when I watch some lame sitcom.

To remember Wally every time I see a ginger and every time a guy uses some lame pick-up lines on me.

To remember Kaldur every time I go to the beach, every time a friend is in charge.

To remember Superboy every time I see somebody destroying his T-shirt.

To remember Artemis every time I annoy a ginger, every time I act like a spitfire, or when I watch a movie about a ninja girl who's ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cause he was from a rival ninja clan.

To remember Zatanna every time I hear something spoken backwards.

To remember Roy every time somebody doesn't trust me.

To remember Red Tornado every time human customs elude me.

TO EVERYONE AND ANYONE WHO CARES!!: I like the Greeks better than Rome, because Rome copy cated everything! I respect other people's opinion on Rome (SEE the I love Percy Jackson/Heros of Olympus series section of this profile. :) but I just don't like it. Don't know why, don't want to figure it out. Rome just bugs me because they think they were all better than Greece, which they weren't, and yeah. Sorry, I just need people to know that. :) One of my pet peeves!!

Favorite Quotes:

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Knowlage is knowing a tomatoe is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad.

Evil Beware, we have waffles. Raven

Favorite quotes from Yong Justice:

Roy: Should I be concerned about the obvious delight our daughter takes in the ultra-violence?

Chesire: It's genetic.

Roy: Great.

xoxoxoxoxo

Lasers! He has lasers!Nightwing

xoxoxoxoxo

Conner: You can fight your inner demons later!

Jaime: Demon! Singular! One's enough, trust me!

xoxoxoxoox

Get traught, or get dead. Robin

xoxoxoxoox

Stop it! Both of You!...I can hear you glaring.Aqualad

xoxoxoxoxo

Quit touching yourself!Artemis

xoxoxoxoo

I feel naked, and not in a fun way.Artemis

xxoxoxoxoo

To Roy

Nightwing: You're our friend. Just because you're a clone with anger manegement issues doesn't change that.

Wally: Seriously, have ya met Super Boy?

xoxoxoxoxox

“White is the color of little bunnies with pink noses.

White is the color of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky.

White is the color of soft-serve ice cream in a cone.

White is the color of angels' wings and Angel's wings.

White is the color of brand-new ankle socks fresh out of the bag.

White is the color of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels.

White is the color of every last fricken goddang thing you see for endless miles and miles if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness- Wonderbread, someone's underwear, teeth- you will completely and totally lose your ever-loving mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself.” – A Poem by Max, “The Final Warning”

I, Bookworm2700, as a soilder of NicoleD14's Young Justice Fangirls Army, solemnly swear to...

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool (No matter how badly you may want too. RESIST THE URGE!) ... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

My entire life in songs!

Opening Credits: Someone Like you-Adele

Waking Up: I want it all- High School Musical (Don't you dare judge me! I was eight! It was a good song, and is a good wake up song. Sort of.)

First Day At School: Alice- Avril Lavigne

Falling In Love: Sk8er Boi- Avril Lavigne

Fight Song: I Gotta Feeling-The Black Eyed Peas

Breaking Up: Everytime We Touch Cascada

Prom night: Where did we go wrong- Phineas and Ferb

Life: We Are Family-Alivin and The Chipmunks/Chippettes. (O_o)

Mental Breakdown: The Boys Are Back- Also High School Musical (I really wanted to change this one, but I cant. :(

Driving:La La Land - Demi Lovato

Flashback: Get Back - Demi Lovato

Getting back together: It's On- Camp Rock(I got bored of this song after a while. Seriously don't judge me on this one.)

Wedding: Average Girl-Emily Osmnet (I was a big Disney fan when the had good stuff on, not now. This is actually good song. Should I take it as an omen, since it is about breaking up???)

Birth of Child: Hero in me-Emily Osment

Final Battle: Don't stop believing- Glee

Funeral Song: If we were a movie - Miley Cyrus

Final Credits: Make some noise- Hannah Montanna ( I think that this one is a good finale!)

I am going through a superhero phase! And my favorite heros are: Green Arrow, Batman, Flash, (And counting Young Justice) Artemis, Kid Flash, Robin, Kaldur'ahm (Aqualad) Conner Kent/Superboy.

I love and will always love superheros until my dying day. I am such a geek!

My favorite quote:

Because I'm BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also like giving people the bat glare!

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(=' :') This is Bunny-chan.
(,(')(') Please
put her on your profile
to her bunnies achieve world domination!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

If ya can't beat'em, join'em

If ya can't join'em, bribe'em

If ya can't bribe'em, blackmail'em

If ya can't blackmail'em, kill'em

If ya can't kill'em, your screwed

What is my element?

Fire

I have a short temper

I often act on my emotions rather than thinking

You are competive

You like to play with fire

You are not a strong swimmer or can't swim at all

You prefer warm weather over cold weather

You lose control over your self

You can be reckless

You sometimes hurt people without recognizing it

People often call you insane

4/10

Water

I have a laid back personality(sometimes)

You like going to the Beach

You rarely get angry

When you get angry you know how to control your self

You think before you act

Your good at breaking up fights

You are a good swimmer

You like rain

You can stay calm in bad situations

You are very generous (I'm generous, just not super duper generous. )

7/10

Earth

You are physically strong (Ish...)

You have a close bond with nature

You don't mind getting dirty

You have strong opinions on issue that concern you

You could easily survive in the wild (Not sure how to respond. I have never survived in the wild, and I'm sure I wouldn't be good at it, but I could do it!)

You care about the environment

You easily focus on your work and don't get distracted

You rarely get depressed

You aren't afraid of anything(like a few things)

You prefer to have a strict set of rules

7/10

Air

You have a free spirit

You don't like rules

You prefer to be out in open places

You hate to be restrained

You are independent

You are quite smart

You tend to be impatient

You are easily distracted

You are hyper or annoying sometimes

You wish you could fly (Who doesn't? :)

6/10

So, I'm water and Earth. Cool! :)

15 things to do in Walmart.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. During your lunch break, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hairdryer at passing cars, and see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, put "For smuggling diamonds."

7. End all your sentences in "In accordance with the prophecy."

8 Stop using punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Whenever you go out to eat, order diet water with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems "don't rhyme."

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell friends you can't attend their party because you're "not in the mood."

16. Have co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."

17. When money comes out the of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!" Keep count of how many people follow you.

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

20. Wherever you go, always remember: turn signals are a sign of weakness.

Even if you're not an adult, these are still funny. Post 'em in your profile if you laughed at least twice!