Epolihide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Hello and welcome! I am Smumpkins, also known as Epoli. This is my first time taking a crack at writing a fanfic. I've read plenty over the years, though. I haven't been on in a long time due to a few things, and here's the rundown: Job Hunting, Marriage, Cross Country Move, Job Hunting, Divorce, Mental Instability, Med Adjustment, etc. So, I'm sorry that I haven't been able to put out any updates. If there are any screw-ups in my story/stories, please let me know so I may fix the error(s). My main reading fixes when it comes to fanfics: Naruto, Harry Potter, Smallville, X-men, Bleach, Mahou Sensei Negima and the occasional Teen Titans. I'm into Anime, too. I've watched a lot of animes in my day, and I'm in the process of watching Angel Beats, B Gata H Kei, Heroman, Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou, Kiss x Sis, Mayoi Neko Overrun and Working!! If I had to pick a favorite out of these ongoing? ...Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou, since it's a harem story with magic. ^_^ I do comment on the stories I like as long as they're still in progress, so if you want some reviews from me, go ahead and PM me the URL to your story. I've always been one to give props when worthy as well as give suggestions on how to make a story better. Oh, and I LOVE feedback on my stories - helps me to come up with new ideas for stories or to even improve on a story I'm already working on. I don't make friends easily, but I would always enjoy making more. MSN Messenger: smumpkins@hotmail.com |
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Mitsuki's boyfriend by AizenTheGoat reviews
Years after his dads death early in his life Bakugo finds out his mom has a boyfriend. He didn't know how to feel about it. Naruto x Mitsuki Bakugo. One-shot.
Crossover - Naruto & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 156 - Published: 6/22 - Naruto U. - Complete
Show Me Your Briefs, Bulma by supernaturalsex reviews
On his way back to the past after defeating Cell, Future Trunks runs into a critical problem with his time machine and ends up picking up a blond-haired hitchhiker. They say that time travel is as expensive as it is dangerous. This one act of kindness will prove apocalyptic as this man will bring about the destruction of his parent's marriage. Naruto x Bulma Briefs. *One-shot*
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 205 - Published: 5/1 - Bulma, Naruto U. - Complete
Dragon Warden by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
The Doom of Valyria was not just some natural calamity that obliterated the Valyrian Freehold. The dragons thrive on as Naruto becomes their keeper. In a world where might makes right, he has seized the fate of Westeros by the throat.
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,632 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Naruto U., Daenerys T.
Orange and Gaming Gals: the Ninja and the Princess by Miledman2 reviews
Naruto is sent on a mission to save the Princess Peach from the dreaded Bowser, where as her original and usual rescuer is currently unavailable at the moment. But Naruto is about to learn that the Princess has a dark secret. Disclaimer: I do not own both Mario nor Naruto, Warning: contains lemons, adult content, language, not suited for minors, if you do not like, don't read.
Crossover - Mario & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/10/2018 - Peach, Naruto U. - Complete
Leviathan's son by ByrdvsET reviews
Naruto Sitri is the son of Serafall Leviathan and her queen Minato Namikaze. He has the childishness of his mother but is cool and collected on the battlefield. Following Sona and Rias to the human world, he battles both threats to himself and his friends.- first fanfic
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,656 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 7/18/2018 - Published: 2/4/2018 - Naruto U., Serafall L.
Master of Death by tyrannicpuppy reviews
Many have speculated as to what the phrase 'Master of Death' meant, but only one has ever put it to the test. WARNINGS: Coarse Language. Graphic Scenes. Chapter 2 is NOT a continuation. This may become a collection of separate one-shots with a similar theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 2/1/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Jiraiya's Pervy-Wish by The Paradoxical Son reviews
Jiraiya tripped over Jirachi. Suddenly, pokegirls. A surprisingly complex, well-thought-out system of 'love' over war sprung up instantly. Apparently the super-pervert had been sitting on the idea for a while.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,513 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 3/8/2018 - Jirachi, Naruto U., Jiraiya
Cold by NeonZangetsu reviews
She's always been cold. Ruthless. Brutal. Never feeling, never daring to care...until she met him. A boy with no emotion, no soul, almost no piece of himself to call his own save his name. She thought she was cold, but when she's around him, she's warm. One way or another, she is determined to melt that icy heart. NarutoxKiller Frost! Inspired, based on Batman: Assault on Arkham!
Crossover - Batman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,636 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hermione Granger Has Got It Going On by Durriken reviews
What happens when Harry is having a hard time studying? Warning: very suggestive
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/12/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Saving People Thing by Souen11 reviews
Harry has been hiding all his life. Much more broken than anybody could have realized, what happens when Hermione turns her back on him together with Ron during the Hunt?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,713 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 5/1/2017 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, Mrs. Zabini] - Complete
Restless Leg Syndrome by JazzyDashy reviews
A mature commission set after DH, ignoring canon: Harry asks Tonks to sit near him at a Weasley family gathering so Molly doesn't try to set him up with Ginny once again. Tonks would rather play footsie under the table and tease him in a very public place, instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 209 - Published: 1/4/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] George W., Angelina J. - Complete
The Juubi Ashikabi by VFSNAKE reviews
An act of desperation by a certain "Scrapped Number" alters the landscape of the Sekirei Plan. Minaka talked about the New Age of the Gods. He just didn't expect one to appear and be part of the Sekirei Plan. Or that said God was going to do what he wanted regardless of the rules the Game Master put in place. Even if said God agreed to help him with enforcing the rules.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 147,432 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 3,596 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Naruto U., No. 02/Matsu, No. 10/Uzume, No. 07/Akitsu - Complete
The Pureblood Princess by TheEndless7 reviews
Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 214,862 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 3,998 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Quidditch World Cup by TheEndless7 reviews
After the war, things didn't go as planned for Harry. He tried to be an Auror, but it wasn't for him. Instead, he turned to Quidditch. Now, at the 2002 World Cup, he looks back on what went wrong and discovers what he always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,996 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 7,597 - Follows: 3,760 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Hansy Holidays by Agnes Acacia reviews
Pansy Parkinson is lost and trying to heal from the trauma she endured her seventh year at Hogwarts. Harry is dealing with a recent breakup. The two come together to find hope and healing and understanding in one another. Set during the holidays, this is a post war, non-epilogue canon compliant, fluffy little Christmas fic. Happy Holidays!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,649 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Hard As A Broom by DarkEagle69 reviews
Harry and Katie get hot and dirty, and no I am not talking about Quidditch practice. Enjoy this quick story that takes place in the changing rooms when everyone else has conveniently left the duo alone. Quick ONESHOT hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Harry P., Katie B. - Complete
Best Friends by Rivia reviews
Deciding that she'd rather not sleep alone after yet another eventful day, Pansy Parkinson seeks the company of her best-friend, Harry Potter. AU/Mid-war/Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/11/2017 - Harry P., Pansy P., Daphne G. - Complete
Malfoy's Mom Has Got It Going on by Durriken reviews
What happens when Harry gets caught peeping on a dare? Warning: very suggestive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Distant Storm by TheBeardedOne reviews
The third year has begun and over the horizon, a storm builds ready to strike the Last Mage of Krypton. (Sequel up - A Challenge Unexpected)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 80,975 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Complete
Full Disclosure by angellus08 reviews
Her eyes widened for exactly a second before they narrowed in what he can only describe as 'Oh-I've-got-you-by-the-balls-now-Potter" glare. Grinning, she licked her lips and bent down to give him a thorough snog. First time writing Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/19/2017 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Cure for Nightmares by Avain1991 reviews
Hermione was worried. For many nights now Harry had been sneaking away from the common room. Like a good friend she decides to follow him one night to make sure he's safe. Imagine her surprise when she finds a little blond waiting for her friend. Rated M for a reason folks please do not ready if you do no like crass language, lemons, or anything of the like.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 241 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Sticky Situations at Shell Cottage by Elven Sorcerer reviews
After an exhausting month at work, Fleur was ready to enjoy the holiday with her husband until a sudden emergency call comes and an unexpected guest appears at her doorstep, derailing her whole life. Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,199 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 10/5/2017 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Potter Coven by flowerchild33 reviews
Dumbledore tells Harry everything after the third task and Hermione is determined to help Harry tackle it all. She finds a unique solution that will change their lives forever. She will awaken forbidden magic and great power that will shake the magical world and will definitely offer power that he knows not. The rating is for a reason. Smut with M/F, F/F and multiple relations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 200,593 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 10/4/2017 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Liberating Summer by RandallVandire reviews
Kushina explores the idea of nudism around the house, Naruto is not sure what to think about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 10,951 - Follows: 6,878 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Causing Havoc by phoenixgirl26 reviews
After Harry's name came out of the goblet of fire, he decided that getting angry wouldn't help. He decided it was time to show he was the son of a Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,828 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 695 - Published: 4/29/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
The Aftermath by Colt01 reviews
What if Hermione had accidently Disapparated along with Ron during the hunt while trying to stop him? How would Harry have managed to defeat Voldemort alone? Watch as Harry takes a bold step forward with determination and new allies. This is canon compliant until the scene where Harry and Ron fight in Book 7. Two shot – COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 38,345 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 902 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Rising From The Shadows by TheBeardedOne reviews
From a place unexpected, a new threat arises to challenge the Last Mage of Krypton. (Sequel up - A Distant Storm)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,733 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 3/7/2017 - Published: 2/8/2017 - Complete
The Law by Harry50 reviews
The new emergency law required every witch between 14 and 40 to have at least three children within a decade. Age and marital status were deemed irrelevant. The magical population needed to grow quickly or perish. There didn't seem to be any other outcome. [Harry/Hermione/Narcissa/OC] Warning: Underage sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,852 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Narcissa M., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Harem by Glee-chan reviews
After the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter finds himself being even more famous than he was before. Returning to Hogwarts for the finally time, there doesn't seem to be an end to the amount of beautiful girls who want to physically thank him. This is an Adult alternative-timeline Book 8, filled what-ifs and hook-ups. Strong sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,385 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W., Cho C., Pansy P. - Complete
Sexy Anniversary by ashpikachu reviews
Naruto bangs his sexy redhead milf on her anniversary. Strong Lemon. NarutoxKushina Painring. Uzumakicest. Read at you own risk. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,441 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 716 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Three and a Half Christmases by kci47 reviews
Harry wakes up from a night of partying to find a certain someone under his tree. What happens next is utterly surprising, but perhaps he should have known all along. / Inspired by A Christmas Carol. Harry/Tonks via Harry/Others. Written for lj's smutty claus 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/9/2017 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,775 - Reviews: 5762 - Favs: 14,565 - Follows: 12,142 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Christmas with the Greengrasses by Argo0 reviews
Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend, Daphne Greengrass and her younger sister Astoria. Little does he know that the plans set in motion by his cunning girlfriend will make it the most memorable Christmas ever. Harry/Daphne/Astoria. smut. one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 517 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Astoria G.] - Complete
Paid In Blood by zaterra02 reviews
After decades of an empty life and wars that claimed all he ever held dear, the greatest dark lord in living memory and his most loyal servant are finally ready to challenge fate and once again bring down their vengeance upon their enemies. AU, extended universe, Time-Travel, bashing and HAPHNE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 276,938 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 6,167 - Follows: 4,698 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Diet (Revised) by Nigelcat1 reviews
This is a revised version of The Diet so that I can submit a chapter of the sequel, Damned If You Do. The "pieces" of the original will be deleted. Thanks for your patience.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/28/2016 - Harry P., Petunia D., Winky - Complete
Vice by turbulenthandholding reviews
Pansy's growing up, taking on new responsibilities and wanting new things, but she has one last vice: her not-friend with benefits. HANSY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Fae Sandwich by TheRedPoet reviews
Mab drags along Harry on a meeting to solidify the peace with Titania in anticipation of things to come. Given an opportunity to dish out a bit of payback, Harry jumps on it. Rather literally. Spoilers for Skin Game.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/23/2016 - H. Dresden, Mab, Titania - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 6,697 - Follows: 4,871 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Once more around the Bend by TheLemonsWillSeeYou reviews
Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort, what was his payment? He got kicked out of the Wizarding world! They tried to bind his magic and it backfired, so what has Harry been doing the past 15 years since his escape from that world, and what happens when he gets a chance to take another trip around the bend? Time Travel Story, some bashing. Independant!Harry. OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 116,974 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Albus D. - Complete
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
The Hormone by opkisofg reviews
Science creates a monster that mom must deal with. Pure smut. Disclaimer: I own none of the characters or the story itself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 575 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Riding the Bull by Mister Super Duper Awesome II reviews
After Lucy hurts her sweet Angelica, Sherry decides to use Lucy's own summoning powers to get her revenge. Taurus is more than happy to comply to Sherry's demands, much to the shock of his buxom mistress.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/14/2015 - [Lucy H., Taurus] Sherry B. - Complete
White Christmas by TheRedPoet reviews
I really should have known better than to expect a nice quiet Christmas.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/15/2014 - H. Dresden, Molly C., Lara R. - Complete
The Handsome Stranger by Onyx Obsidian reviews
Lavender's going to visit Ron. She gets distracted on the train ride there. Who or what gets her attention? Smut! OOC/AU. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
A Good Morning by Roku-Namikaze reviews
Naruto is sleeping in for the umpteenth. Kushina, tired of yelling at him to wake up, sneaks into his room to throw him out the window and into the cold winter weather only to do something else entirely. LEMON. Update added to Ch3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,871 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
The Love of Your Life by fantasy1290 reviews
A 19 year old Harry Potter engaged to Ginny and thinks she is the love of his and only one for him. What happens when an accident causes him to go into the future and find out what it might be like if he was to choose someone else besides her as he goes through different futures with different girls had he made a different choice? Who will he choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,683 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Cho C., Hannah A.] - Complete
Superman: Man of Steel by LJ58 reviews
In an AU world, Kal-El is never raised by the Kents. Found by the U.S. military, and later escaping after he learns his true abilities and heritage, he must make his way in an increasingly dangerous and hostile world. He soon finds he isn't alone, but is that really a good thing?
Superman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,757 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
One afternoon by Voltilamm reviews
Jiraiya is up to his usual tricks and doesn't want to train Naruto. How does the blond respond?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Naruto's Payment Methods by Naruto Namikaze Uzumaki reviews
Naruto gets kicked out of Konoha for what he did to the Hokage. Now he travels around countries trying to get back into Konoha. Each chapter contains a lemon of girls never before written. Warning this story contains STRONG lemons! Extremely strong lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,538 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Revival of a Clan by Tsukune08 reviews
What happens when naruto finds his long lost mother? How will he cope with her appearance after 18 years of absence? Set after Pein's attack. Warning! Incest If there is a problem, Don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,689 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
A Short Slide to Smallville by canttouchthis87 reviews
The Sliders find themselves in a place where Clark Kent very much exists.
Crossover - Sliders & Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Clark K./Superman - Complete
Spare the Rod by Fester0662 reviews
Naruto finds himself in a difficult position when one of his brightest genin becomes one of his biggest problem children, but wait until he finds out why! And as if that wasn't enough...another is waiting to help Drive him nuts! Naru/Moegi/Hanabi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,432 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Moegi - Complete
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 4,252 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9410 - Favs: 24,086 - Follows: 9,579 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Attending Ino's Body by OrangeBackpack reviews
Naruto finds Ino's body after she uses her Shintenshin no Jutsu. NaruIno Fic. My first Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 341 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 6,818 - Follows: 1,421 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Tsunade: The Legendary Sucker by DarkTridrakey reviews
first story posted on fanfiction, so um...enjoy. you like this story btw
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6267 - Favs: 15,898 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 4,455 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Root Of Their Demise reviews
Root has taken over Konoha during the Chunin exam. Naruto and Gaara must team up in order to stop their reign of tyranny. Along the way, they find friends and lovers where least expected. Naruto/Harem and perhaps Gaara/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,771 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Naruto U.