Arthur Kirkland aches to be someone else other than the self-destructive artist that he is. Granted one morning, he awakes next to the product of his own imagination, his muse in flesh and blood, swinging him into a ride full of rousing twists and turns. (Magic Realism, USUK, AU)

A collection of ficlets/one-shots, some based off tumblr requests. Rating/content will vary, but all will be USUKUS. You're probably better off reading this on tumblr or AO3, where all chapters are included. Many chapters are left out of this version because of the ever so annoying individuals who take it upon themselves to whine about ratings despite individual chapter warnings.

USUK. Halloween fic. In his bid to escape the brutal Halloween tradition of The Waning, vampire Arthur Kirkland sews himself a cadaver groom intended to be his ticket out of the Land of the Banished. Unfortunately for him, Alfred has a mind - and objectives - of his own. Loosely based on the 2010 Halloween designs.

AU Victorian London. Alfred is a noble bachelor who in no way wants to get married. Arthur is a promising but young actor struggling to pay rent. When the two meet on the street, Arthur drops Alfred's family ring, which gives Alfred an idea: why doesn't Arthur just act the part of his fiancée? Duels, family issues, love triangles, and angst. Cover by Haku. Abandoned.

Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.

Breton birthed and Dragonborn destined; Arthur is a man of great power and forever lusting for more. It is a fine line between being the hero of legends or the nightmare of a nation, and Arthur chooses his side based on the rewards to be gained. This is a collection of tales from the combined universes of Hetalia and Skyrim, all of which are USUK/UKUS in origin. Discretion advised.

When Alfred was six years old he met an imaginary friend in the woods beside his home. When he was seven, he had to move away to America, leaving Arthur behind but promising they would marry when they grew up. Twenty years later and many things have changed. But, with Alfred coming back to Britain, will he remember the promise he made? Rated M for later chapters. Reviews wanted.

The Queen of Spades was an unmoving, untouchable work of art with skin made of glass and a heart of frost. No one could love a Queen. Especially not the infamous Scowling Queen. But Sir Alfred Jones wishes to make Arthur Kirkland smile, the only trouble is, no man except the King is permitted to go near this Queen. Cardverse!USUK.

NoeHopu. A collection of unrelated drabbles and ficbits for these two dorks that really had no place being their own story. Updated with content whenever new content spills forth.

Virginia City, 1860. Tired of his life as a silver miner, Alfred decides to brave the infamous Sunflower saloon just once, despite the stories that say it will lead a man to ruin. He promises himself not to fall under the spell of The Sunflower, but is instantly captviated by the legendary peformer known as the Britannia Angel, who is not all that she seems.

There is an old phone that sits on a coffee table in the hallway by the front door. It's an antique or something. My grandma owned it before she died. I know it doesn't work, so why does this Arthur person keep calling?

In which Alfred, aquaphobia extraordinaire, attempts to rescue a person from what he thinks is a shark attack, but it just turns out it's a merman. Queue awkward love story. Mermaid AU. US/UK/US

Lovesick police officer Alfred Jones is out on a mission to chase a group of notorious art thieves. Along the way, he retraces the day he met his mysterious lover and comes across a crucial decision that will take his loyalties to the test. (USUK, 1920's human AU)

An escaped convict and a British student are brought together in the strangest way. "Is it a crime to fight for what's mine?" prisoner!Alfred, lawstudent!Arthur. Either a oneshot, or a story, depending on what's requested. Yaoi, USUK.

(Noel/Hope) The sun shone bright the day he met the visitor.

"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK

(Noel/Hope) He was not meant for her son.

There has always been an evil presence linked to every nation who ever existed. Many are content to merely whisper into their ears and watch the havoc from the sidelines. Until now. One has broken free from its constraints in Hell and taken over its country's form. But the change is only temporary. It needs to seal a bond with another in order to remain on Earth. [USUK]

Sometimes love can make a person do some dark things. DISCONTINUED

Sequel to BFFF. After 4 months, Alfred returns, but for a short while. Arthur is willing to wait for Alfred after he returns from his 'errands.' But what has Alfred been up to? And is Arthur even concern that he could possibly be up to no good?

Noel/Hope. Modern AU. The letter he wrote ended up in someone else's hands entirely.

Starting at the age of thirteen, Arthur has been taking suppressants hiding his Omega Nature, his mind dead set on a career. Twelve years later he has to stop taking the pills and everything he has worked for suddenly crumbles to dust. That is, until becoming Alfred's secretary turns his life upside down. Omegaverse. USUK Hiatus.

"I was looking at the boy who claimed to be mine, the boy who so insistently convinced me that I was the center of his universe." (USUK, high school AU)

When a snotty Brit moves into Alfred's neighborhood and joins his performing arts class, they promptly decide they wan't nothing to do with each other. But when they discover that they can switch bodies with the work of a kiss, they realize what an amazing lie they are living. Secrets are hard to keep from somebody that is in your own skin after all. USUK AU, katkirkland's request

Omegaverse, USUK. On the brink of extinction, most human civilians have been reduced to flesh-eating monsters. The zombie plague has decimated most, but as the US government collapses, Alfred F. Jones finds himself alone in the new hellish world. That is, until he meets an Omega named Arthur Kirkland, who claims to lead the most powerful human faction left alive: the CIA.

"In the next second he found that he tasted Arthur everywhere, that he couldn't get away, and in the next he was drowning in exactly what kept him crawling back again and again." A quickie written because it wouldn't leave my head. One part. USUK. Titled borrowed from Maroon 5 song.

England wants to have the perfect costume for the Halloween party America somehow talked him into hosting,and he knows magic can make that happen. But when the younger nation unexpectedly shows up early and gets caught up in the potion, both nations get more than they bargained for and much more than either could have hoped for. Rated: MA

Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.

Life has many twists and pulls, sometimes you think you earned a shortcut and you fall through. It is too bad you forgot the rules, one cannot want something without giving something in return. Maybe you'll learn to love your cage, with the pretty eyes you loved watching over you. America/England.

Based on The Corpse Bride. Alfred is forced into an arranged marriage with a stranger named Lili. Though hesitant at first, his opinions change when he meets her. Despite falling in love with the girl of his dreams, Alfred still ends up in a tragedy, in which he learns practicing your vows in the woods may end up in your marriage to a dead groom named Arthur. Main is UsUk; AmeLiech

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

In the distant future, the human race is being faced with an epidemic of infertile Omegas. The few that remain must submit and become breeders to help procreation. Arthur is one of these fated Omegas, and when he's faced with his first chosen Alpha, he's finally faced with the reality of his life. But this Alpha seems to have other plans. USUK, Omegaverse, Mpreg, Slight Dubcon

Here in the walled-off pleasure district of Edo, the last thing Commander Arthur Kirkland of the Royal Navy had expected to find was a golden-haired American in Japanese robes, an elite entertainer with a strange and supernatural clientele. Even more surprising is the powerful connection Arthur feels to this man whom he doesn't even know.

Pacific Rim crossover. "Only you would have the balls to stand up in the middle of a deadly-serious meeting about the fate of the world and suggest building giant robots to combat the problem!" In the earliest days of the Kaiju War, nations are the only ones capable of handling the single-pilot Jaeger system without it killing them. USUK/Franada/GerIta

Sweet Devil Alfred/Britannia Angel. Britannia Angel has been captured by the Devil, and Alfred has sinister plans for him. With the threat of war looming ever closer, can Arthur's love win over the devil that has him ensnared? Or is all hope lost? . Stockholm Syndrome, manipulation, NSFW. Now an ongoing story by request, so expect an update soon.

1950s AU, Boston. Arthur isn't picky about his clients, but there's just one person he'll never sell to: a bright-eyed blonde who won't let him out of his sight. US/UK

Sometimes, life seems to give you everything you need, until it realizes it was a mistake. Then you are left with nothing, nothing but the never ending search for your own happiness. USUK. OMEGAVERSE.

"I think my neighbor's a serial killer. I can prove it, too."

The love between a human and an angel is forbidden, but Arthur can not understand why his body and soul are forever yearning for a mortal man. True love is sometimes worth risking everything for.

Arthur Kirkland had no aspirations of leadership, but finds himself at the head of a group of new recruits tasked with aiding in humanity's war against the Titans. With the heavy burden of command and the responsibility of every life in his unit, Arthur has to decide what he's willing to sacrifice to achieve his goal of seeing the world outside of the Walls. (USUK in development)

The Doctor tells Arthur of a disruption in the timeline of the past that must be corrected else the future will not be the same. Arthur is the only one who can do it, however not everything goes exactly as planned. Alfred was just suppose to confess to him, not screw his brains out!

Nine...Eight...Seven...Six... Alfred woke up to a normal day, a normal morning, but it was not to stay normal. An accident occurs and Arthur dies. It's not long before he finds he's stuck in a time loop to save Arthur's life, reliving his lover's deaths over and over. Will he beat the clock or lose Arthur forever? Five...Four...Three...Two...One.

Alfred Jones will do anything to protect humanity, even if they hate him for what he is. Arthur Kirkland may be the one thing that will force him to survive, not for others, but for himself. Dark Fantasy AU. USUK. HIATUS- POSSIBLE DISCONTINUATION

WWI Historical. With the face of war rapidly changing, veteran nations struggle to keep up with ever evolving enemies and their growing power. At what point can nations forgo pride and learn to cooperate with their allies for the sake of victory? **Cover Art by ScarletteDiscord**

Sequel of American Trains. Alfred F. Jones could say he was a happy man: a steady job, a beautiful home, a heroic past and a murderously twisted British lover named Arthur Kirkland. He will always love Arthur, no matter the horrors he commits, even if it means abandoning every ideal he ever stood by. For Alfred, there is nothing more blind than love. 1870s AU. USUK.

Arthur never expected that the best part of his New York apartment would be the handsome American doorman. USUK. Oneshot.

""Music is not just a series of notes on a page played on an instrument, but really emotions created by a brilliant person to be made physical in the closest form possible." He said softly, as he gazed through Arthur smiling and Arthur could do nothing but accept this as the complete truth." The story of a blind pianist and the theatre's manager. USUK with minor pairings.

Mr. Alfred F. Jones is the pilot-turned-domestic gym teacher at the Academy. Arthur Kirkland is one of his many students. Sometimes, lust gets the best of everyone, but the power of attraction is not the same as the power of love. RP with RipperJak.

The sense of loss only seemed to make nothing but ill feelings rise between the two left behind.

In 1952, Alfred watches excitedly as a new family from England moves in down the street. It takes him a while, but finally he plucks up the courage to go and introduce himself. It's the first of many summers he will spend with Arthur, roaming around town on their bikes. And they're the first of many bikes they'll ride together as the years go by, and their relationship grows.

Even when the story's over, life goes on. Continuation of the Baffled King/Idiot Hero universe.

Arthur wants to have a professional photo shoot of him and his beloved cat, Crumpet. He's nervous as hell about being ridiculed for it, but luckily his stunning photographer turns out to be just as much of a dorky cat lover as he is.

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us...a Hetalia/Breakfast Club fusion.

Captain Arthur Kirkland wishes only to reach the New World and to see his America again. But a strange man appears through the use of magic who not only causes Arthur's typical life to change, but to change his view of the future in the process. UKUSUK

This earned an even louder moan from the Brit "Alfred." He closed his eyes. His cheeks were now a bright rosy pink. "You shouldn't say such vulgar things." Arthur breathed out. "It's not vulgar if you're doing it with the one you love." Alfred chuckled as he leaned in. Their lips were almost touching, they were so very close. Alfred's breath was tickling his nose.

Alfred has lost everything-his home, his money, his family, everything. And he has no one and nothing to blame but his own stupidity. Until one day, a kind young man offers a hand. Alfred begins adjusting to his new life with a charming yet awkward young englishmen, but he can't run from his past forever... AU. AlfredxArthur(USUK) WARNING: This story will contain rape

Omegas have no one once society and their mates abandoned them. That's why Alfred wants to help and be their therapist. Only, he ends up falling in love with one of his patients. (Warnings: Omegaverse, Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur, Cat AU (not nekotalia).)

A birthday gift for my best friend. This needs a new rating for how rated M this is. America hated that England calls him "Boy" and England hated that America always has the dominant role. They make a deal to solve both problems. Two-shot! Smutty goodness! I need to go pray...

Alfred and Arthur grew up as best friends, despite their differences. They've always been there for each other. But when Arthur's parents withdraw him from school, the responsibility to see Arthur through his new life - as his bond - comes to rest on Alfred's shoulders, and it's not a burden that can be carried lightly when Alfred's parents have different plans for him. Omegaverse.

There was a world beyond the mirrors. Arthur never expected to see into another world, nor to fall in love with his other self. ENGLANDCEST 1Px2P England

"England? Singing! No way, dude...I've gotta hear this!" A series of one shots concerning America/England fluff. Suggested by a reviewer that I turn it into a series! YAOI. Don't like, don't read.

It is dangerous for a King to fall for the Omega's seduction. Cardverse. Omegaverse.

Working as a secret agent is rough. From danger, torture, and travelling the world. Then again, having an occasional and amazing one-night stand with a cute blonde isn't so bad. Until you notice they are everywhere. USUK. Co-written with Tenkuno.

You are just so perfect, but a little bit insane. Nobody can see how lovely you are but me. I'm the only one that can help you, but you don't want my help. If only you knew how much I understand.

Prince Alfred is engaged. Arthur is engaged. Problem is, they're not engaged to each other. But on the brink of war with the Clubs Kingdom, who knows what will happen. USUK. CARDVERSE AU.

'On the other hand, the thoughts weren't quite passing Arthur's mind, as he hit a particular spot in his body that sent tremors passing through his limbs. "O-Oh god, yes...!"' Alfred had been gone far too long... and he really does miss his amazing British lover. Telephone sex, UsUk, Masturbation, Lemons, Side-story to my fanfiction, "The Brit Next Door." Reposted

Crackfic. Alfred gives Arthur possibly the best present there could ever be.

Revenge seeking vampire!America seeks to learn magic from powerful Warlock!England. How will the two different beings react to each others presence when one of them isn't even a human? AU USXUK fanfiction

Alfred, a cat boy, is saved by the most unlikely man. A human pirate who takes him aboard his ship and offers him a deal. At first Alfred is reluctant but after some convincing, and some mind blowing kisses, Alfred agrees all to happily. Pirate UK x Younger cat boy US

A fateful encounter on the playground makes an impression that will linger for years. When Alfred and Arthur meet again, years later, will the chemistry still be there even though Arthur has suffered for so long? Possible Mpreg, Dom/sub relationship, mature content!

While Arthur and Al live their lives, many other people go about their own around them.-Various stories set in my AU I Can't Stop Loving You; contains multiple pairings and genres. GerIta, USUK

If you give me your everything I can make you forget all of your worries and all of your problems, just be a good little pet and do what I say. US/UK. Smut. BDSM. Other warnings inside.

Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.

Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS

Alfred's boss, Arthur, is determined to make his life a living hell. Maybe if he can't win him over with his heroic personality, he'll have to make Arthur fall in love with him instead. Problem is, Alfred never planned to fall in love himself. USUK

The suggestion of heading to the casino for a getaway begins to spark new feelings that had laid dormant and two individuals are all-too-eager to find understanding in the midst of uncertainty. NoelxHope.

Alfred is a new amateur model on the scene, and when his portfolio is selected amongst much higher qualified models for a special photo shoot, Alfred at first is ecstatic. Then he meets the man who he must partner up with during said photo shoot. Can Alfred prove to this more experienced model that he has what it takes? Yaoi, USUK

"What he didn't notice was the pair of hungry green eyes watching him from the rafters, the creature's tail wrapped securely around the beams as it watched him from above. Silent, hunting, and waiting for the right time to strike." Snakeman!Arthur/Alfred, Fantasy AU.

America and England had always had a complex relationship: full of sex, love and hatred. Although England was happy to keep it this way, America just had to go and propose to ruin this. USUK. Smut.

Royal unions rarely have anything to do with love. This fact upsets both Alfred, future King of the House of Spades, and his unwilling betrothed, Arthur. The measure of a great King is not how wisely he ruled, but how deeply he loved. Cardverse AU.

While attempting to live in a world so cold, Arthur finds salvation through a strange businessman and his kindness. UsUk, Warning: Character death, rape, prostitution

He's married, he has a charming French husband but when he falls into the hands of a handsome loan shark who wants something a little more than just money for repayment. Can Arthur resist his charm? USUK M rated.

Arthur decides to watch some home videos Alfred made of them and their son, Peter. USUK. NOT MPREG. Apparently, if you read this story when trying to fall asleep, you won't be able to fall asleep.

America has always reveled in the fact that he could break anyone beyond repair. England, though, proves to be unconquerable. "It's kind of hard to break something when it was already broken, right, git?" Dark!USUKUS ONESHOT

Do come into my castle. In here you would find everything you need, love, comfort, warmth and devotion. I just hope you don't try to leave. US/UK

Arthur Kirkland would like, just once, to have a have a normal mission. Instead he is sent to an abandoned space lab for data collection. But the lab isn't as abandoned as everyone thinks it is. What's been hiding in the labyrinth of death and debris?

He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?

The Briton had only intended to dance the night away after another hectic day in his miserable life; he just wasn't expecting to meet the young lad who would forever change said measly existence. For better or for worse. AU. Mainly USxUK & some FrUK.

England is drunk. And stuck in a closet with America. A closet full of sex toys and stuffed animals. They also come out of the closet. Shameless PWP, public humiliation, kinky stuff. USUK in that order. GASP!

Late Hetaween 2011 fic. As the party ends its peak, a certain superhero thinks that it's about time that he and his sidekick get a little one-on-one. USUK in that order. RP with Tenkuno.

Colonial America decides that he's going to woo England. Unfortunately for everyone involved, he doesn't really understand what that means.

It was an unexpected encounter that gave him what he was looking for. He stepped into an unknown world and now, there is no way out. How far would he go to save the one he loves? USUK.

AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.

The morning after Alfred and Arthur's honeymoon night. Off-shot of And All That Jazz

When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.

Alfred F. Jones, bumbling waiter at a diner downtown, has a secret… He is the soul protector of Buttsecks City from his arch nemesis, Jack Union. Full summary inside. Rated M for language and buttsecks US/UK lalala

Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK

Alfred has a biting fetish.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

America has come to an unsettling revelation about the long term effects of global warming and, in particular, its impact on England. USUK

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

America is waiting at England's house to surprise him with dinner, but when the other nation arrives it becomes obvious he's had a really bad day. It's up to America to make him happy again, and he's better at it than one would expect. USUK, light yaoi

England struggles to cope with the growing abuse big brother Scotland gives to him. Can he keep it secret from America? USUK, scotlandxengland abuse!fic. you have been warned.

Alfred loves the sound of Arthur's voice, whether he speaks English or not. Sometimes, the exotic can be erotic, after all.

2029; Great Britain isn't what it used to be after the disintegration of the Special Relationship. However, the United States does not approve of the soon to be Franco-Anglo union and comes along to steal Artur way, already clad in his wedding dress.

Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.

Coming to terms with his feelings, England made a decision. The night was now different. Would America sort out his own feelings before it was too late?

Your warm whispers, out of the dark they carry my heart, into the dawn they carry me through. De-Anon from the kink meme on Livejournal, original prompt asked for pillow talk between America and England. USUK

Alfred and Arthur meet in an airport while both of their flights are delayed. Awkwardness ensues.

England couldn't go on alone after so many years of the happiness that only young America could give him. An alternate ending the Revolutionary War.

Tired of his friend's supposedly dead love life, Kiku gives Arthur an online questionnaire, with orders to fill it out. Arthur does so to please his friend, and ends up in over his head when he's sent a robotic "lover", Alfred. Rated for citrus KM-De-ant

...then you would not need any salvation this night. As he weakened, what Alfred feared the most was observing Arthur becoming too heavy for him, and their Christmas tree tradition getting too big for him. USUK.

America's been feeling a little down lately, but the promise of a fun afternoon spent with England livens his spirits. Poor, England, though...will America ever realize how strongly he feels about him? USUK, FranCan, Modern Day

England must go through America's very extensive security pat down in order to fly home. It's smut but written for laughs from America's totally awesome point of view, dude.

I wish I could talk to you. I wish you could hear me. I can only wish for things while we are stuck here, so for now just let me hold whatever part of you I can reach. US/UK

They both struggle with their emotion. One from hiding it, the other from showing it. Yuki couldn't take it anymore, he just needed to hear the three words from Luka's lips to know that Luka feels the same way about him. Lemon. Now beta-ed! Enjoy.

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.

AU. Arthur, Alfred, and Matthew. Three broken people, one broken family, trying their best to make do with what they have. Incest, America/England, Cuba/Canada .