Name: Kate

DOB: November 4

Best friends: Ginger, Bob, Tim and HANNA whom has finally got an account on here!! Be sure to check her out! Her name is nixiegurl!!

Hobbies: Writting, shopping, parting, volleyball, playing the flute, listening to music, reading... Did I mention partying?

Favorite Musicians : Muse, Paramore, Lady GaGa, Owl City, David Cook, Faith Hill, Nichola Hooper, P!nk, Madonna, John Williams, Coldplay, Carrie Underwood, Black Eyed Peas, Fergie, Yiruma, Hawk Nelson, Stellar Cart, and many more!

Favorite books: Harry Potter 1-7, Twilight Saga, Maximum Ride, Gemma Doyle Series, The Mosrtal Instruments Series and again many more. I may be in college but I enjoy teen books and seeing how that is the genre I would like to be published for I see it as research.

Facts about me: I'm in college. I have been writing my own work since I was about twelve. I have always dreamed of being an author not for the fame or money but because that's what I love. I am a lazy overachiever if there is such a thing. If not, well I overachieve in things I believe in or in areas I am motivated in. I like to have fun. People say I am perfectly sarcastic, whatever that means. I am very protective of friends. I can't tolerate rudeness, racism, unnecessary violence or disrespect. I don't care if you like me but you WILL respect me. I am an only child. If I don't like you then I will avoid you and be civil when we do meet. I have blonde hair, blue eyes, and am about 5 feet 7 inches. I always wanted an older protective brother. I believe in God and that he loves EVERYONE no matter what, even if you're gay. My favorite type of alcohol is tequila. I also love margaritas. I get distracted easily. I am half democrat and half republican. I have a lesbian aunt. I like anything that sparkles or has diamonds. I think Obama will be a good president but won't get the credit. I'm a little crazy in the good way. I'm okay at grammar and atrocious at spelling. I just used spell check to spell the word atrocious. And I just used it again in the last sentence. I like to make people laugh. People also say I look innocent but have a completely different personality. And finally I am very random!!

Entered: 3-6-09

Hey people of the world! Just me again. Thought I would put some rules down, you know, lay down the law. So here they are.

Rules for Profile/Comments

1.There will not be any profanity here, damn it!

2.There will be no name calling, you idiots.

3.There will be no making fun of blonds. Brunettes on the other hand are fair game.(No offence)

4.There will be no suggesting that I am crazy/drunk/insane. The voices in my head don't like it very much.

5.There will be no insulting my crazy,insane, weird, muses Bob, Tim and Ginger. They want to say hi.

Bob: Yo.

Ginger: -overly perky wave- HI!!

Tim: -looks upward- Why me?!

6. There will not be any rules. EVER!!

Okay if you read any of that, I hope you know I was kidding. I was in a humorous mood while reading some fanfiction and I thought of that so I wrote it. Hope you laughed. My muses Bob, Tim, and Ginger are real people who inspire and support my insaness/randomness/blondness whatever you feel like calling it. They came over to hang with me just as I was typing it and wanted to say hi. Ginger is my room mate or really house mate. Went rent an apartment together but she has been a way for a while. She is back though! You will be hearing from her a lot and sometimes she will post a chapter that I have previously typed if I don't have time. So you should all love her!

Entered: 8-20-09 IMPORTANT!!

Okay every one this is very important! I recently discovered this search engine run by Google called Givoogle. Givoogle is the same thing as Google except for that it is all about giving back. You know that websites such as Google and even FanFiction are paid by advertisers by how many people see their adds. For example say this company puts up an add on a website and they tell the website that for every 1000 people who see their add they will pay them a certain amount of money. Well considering how many people use the Internet millions of people each day will most likely see that add on that website therefore earning money for said website. Well that is how Givoogle works. I don't really know how to explain this so if you are confused or anything like that just visit Givoogle for more information. I'll even post a link for you!

Givoogle:

Click link above to help save lives!! It's something small that you can do to help! You don't even have to pay for it!!

Entered: 1/3/10

Wow another year gone... seems unbelievable! Anyways I am currently looking for beta readers for my projects I have going on! I currently have two beta readers for MotPT B1 and none for Save Me. If anyone is interested in beta reading for me let me know! I see Save Me slowly coming to an end in my mind. It won't actually be published for a very long time but endings are starting to form in my crazy brain of mine... It's hard to believe that the story I was writing only because the idea wouldn't get out of my head has expanded to something so large! I have no doubt that the Save Me project will most likely have a sequel but don't quote me on that! It all depends on which ending I chose and reader interest. After all why write a sequel if it ruins the story or nobody reads it? As far as new fanfictions I have in the works, I have quite a few ideas swirling around in my mind, some of which I have started forming chapters already. If these chapters are expanded into actual things worth reading is going to be decided in my interesest in the project. That's all for now!!

Love always and HAPPY NEW YEAR,

Kate

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

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92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatantly obvious copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. I want to givecredittoDarklingShadowforall of the words above. They are all hers! There are many others that relate to me but I didn't want to steal her whole profile! So all the credit goes to Darkling Shadow for those words!

Time for Crazy, Funny Random Quotes that I like! Entered as I find them!

From:Silent Sparrow, a Pirates of the Caribbean fanfic by:Captain Rika Kisuktai

“What are you holding?”

“……Tea?”

“You know very well that I’m the only person in Tortuga that serves tea.”

“Fine. It’s rum. Satisfied? I’ve been drinking. I am drinking. I’ve been drinking for two days solid. Do you want to know why?” Jaquline’s voice raised a few notches.

“Because I’m depressed. What do depressed people do? They go and live in their comfort zone. Which in my case is a continuous state of drunkeness. Rum rum rum, and more rum!”

“She defiantly be Jack’s daughter.”

From:Silent Sparrow, a Pirates of the Caribbean fanfic by:Captian Rika Kisuktai

“You traded my ship, my ship not yours, for ME?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR BLOODY MIND?!”

From : Me!

I'm a blonde what the hell do you expect?

From: A conversation that I had with my friend Mia.

"I hate the rain." Mia

"Did you see that guy?!"Me

"What gu- OHHHHHHHHHHH!"Mia

"So you saw him?"Me

"No I got distracted by that cute little squirrel over there in that tree. See him?"

(Sadly this was a real conversation, and it wasn't actually raining.)

This is a random quote by ? : The idiot store called to tell me that they ran out of you.

From: Something my friend Chris said to me. Then Chris thought Hanna and I took it the wrong way when we didn't!

( I'm sitting in a chair leaning over to pick up my flute case and complaining how my back hurts from sleeping wrong. Chris puts his flute case on my back and then rubs it up and down my back as a joke.)

Me: Chris what the HELL are you doing!?

Chris: Well you said your back hurt so I was giving it a flute massage.

(Me and Hanna just blink at him)

Chris: Oh God!Oh, that sounded so wrong!!

Hanna and me: Hysterical laughing

Chris: I didn't mean it like that!!

Me: Sure you didn't!

Chris: OH COME ON!!

Me: Good thing I know your gay!

Chris: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT GAY!!

Me: Whatever you say Chris.

From: Maximum Ride: The Final Warning

I Mentally reviewed possible responses

1) Sardonic laughter (always good)

2) Rolled eyes and a snort of disbelief

3) Sarcastic "You have got to be kidding me."

From: Another conversation I had. (I have a lot of weird conversations.)

Ryan the annoying kid: You know in the vide-

Me: Ryan shut up!

Ryan (whining like a two year old): Why does everyone all ways tell me to shut up I'm the adorable one!

Me: Yeah kind of like a Pomeranian trying to bite your leg off is adorable. (This statement was made perfect by the fake innocent smile and voice.)

From: Conversation with my friend Chris (He is sooo weird but I love him!)

Me:Can I ask you some questions?

Chris:Sure

Me:How many girl friends have you had in the last 2 months?

Chris:Uhhh. . . 8.

Me:How many one night stands have you had in the last 2 months?

Chris:I don't know. 5 I think.

Me: If someone paid you would you have sex with another boy?

Chris: Yeah. Kate does this conversation have a point to it?

Me:Other than the fact we have just established that you are a man-whore, no.

Chris:Oh. That's nice.

Me:Whatever you say Chris.

Chris:Hey! Wait a minute.

Me:You're not very bright are you Chris?

From: Conversation I had with my friend Devin (a lot of my guy friends act gay... Now that I think about it a lot of my guy friends are gay.)

Devin: Do these pants make me look gay?

Me: Until you said that no. Now that you said that yes.

Devin: Why are they too tight? Or do they make my but look big? Be honest.

Me: No, they make you look gay because you are worried about how they look on you.

Devin: Oh.

From: When ever someone calls me a bitch.

Someone: Bitch

Me: Why thank you!

Someone: Huh?

Me: Well I am a dog person.

Someone: Blinking at me confusedly.

From: Conversation between me and my friend Hanna (yes that Hanna) at Petco (don't ask)

Hanna and I were looking at a bird and reading the facts about it.

Facts: Did you know that I am the most popular avian pet in the U.S. and that I make a good small pet?

Me: Well someone is a little cocky.

Hanna: Well it is a cockatoo.

Me:...Hanna, it's a Parakeet.

Hanna: Oh.

IF YOU READ ALL OF THE STUFF ABOVE I CONGRATULATE YOU!! You get an award too! here just copy and paste.

Congratulations! This award is presented to (enter name here) because she/he read mantharella's (Kate's) incredibly long profile!!

Story Information!

This is where I will put all my information for my stories that I have wrote or am writing. I will when the next update might be, weather it's completed or not, why an update is taking so long, weather it will have a sequel and so on and so forth. They will be in order of priority!

Mistakes of the Potter Triplets: Book 1- Status: Not Completed. This is a Harry Potter story. Because of school and my crazy and drama filled life I don't know exactly when the next update will be, so be patient with me please. I will keep writing this story even though at times it may not seem like it! Obviously there will be a sequel to this. UPDATES WILL BE ERRATIC!!

Save Me- Status: Not Completed. This is a Twilight story. This has moved from being an annoying little thought of a plot bunny to a full blow rabid plot bunny that won't leave me alone. I don't have any idea if I will make a sequel to this story we will just see. I will be trying to split my time between this story and my Harry Potter story which will be difficult because I have very little writing time as it is. As like with my Harry Potter story the updates will be erratic! You are warned now!! Rating on this will probably be moved up to teen due to language and probably more later on.

The Last Stand- Status: Completed. This is a Harry Potter story. I might do a sequel to this one-shot but I don't know. If I did do a sequel to this story it would either be another one-shot or like a five chapter story. Lets put it this way I'm going to concentrate on my other stories for now.