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Hi people whats going on my name is Dante'slittlesiren16 if you want to know my real name you have to earn my trust before i tell you. MY age I'll never tell where I live you won't find out SO DON'T ASK! and all pedophiles, perverts, and stalkers STAY AWAY!...thank you because if you do bother me I DO have connections with the police. But on a different note I'm an UBER fan of animes such as Dragonball, DragonballZ, DragonballGT, Naruto, Devil may cry, Bleach, And basically anything made in Japan. My Favorite games are the animes listed above Especially Devil May Cry 3 and God of war. I'll tell my my fav pairings later because I have so many but beware I am a Yaoi fan and I may write Yaoi fics so if you dont like them Stay away...that is all...thank you . GLomps ITACHI! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!

This stuff is so true please read it's very important

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, Brisa-Chan, Dante'slittlesiren16,

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Tsukishiro, YaoiRocks, Brisa-Chan. Dante'slittlesiren16.

Read these caus they are funny and post them if you have eever done or thought any of these thing

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (On a daily basis)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

If you think that Sasuke dosn't deserve Naruto, copy and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (The Naruto World)

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(me...mostly)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

OMG READ THIS This is what a true friend is NO LIE!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! That was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

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Whimsical Times by Snazzy Elle reviews
Formerly known as Serendipity. Thirty crack! drabbles shared between everyone's favorite government agent and his red-haired partner.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,994 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Claire R., Leon S. K. - Complete
Hebi baby by Destiny.Is.be on.My EYES reviews
Sasuke and his teams founds a baby SXS Sasuke and Sakura later otay promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Burning Need by KatrinaSebastian reviews
Claire Redfield is about to return home with her brother Chris. But she is now the wanted mate from her enemy she thought was gone forever. Albert Wesker. AS she is now in her enemy's arms, she begins to feel feeling for him. After RE5. Please R&R! RatedM
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,044 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - [A. Wesker, Claire R.] [Chris R., OC]
USxUKKiss the Cook by ShadowStalkerBelarus reviews
FanFiction is being mean It's being mean and not letting me post correctly so i cant edit this. Smut. Un-Beta'd USxUK Arthur is feeling down, America cheers him up. Fail!Summary. Plz read i need constructive critisism First Lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Getting Caught by BubblyScientist reviews
Zack gets back way passed curfew, leaving Angeal worried sick.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
Your Love is My Drug by Lunamaru reviews
When facing Wesker in the volcano, Chris makes a split decision, sending him onto a path he didn't think could exist. WxC. Warnings inside. Don't like, then that's too bad. On hiatus.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R.
Foxtrot by livxuponxhope reviews
Wesker has always been known for his stoic features and cold personality, but when Chris gets to know him on a more personal level, things get a little heated up and Chris realizes that Wesker is actually very delicate. Chris/Wesker & Wesker/Chris
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R.
Rookie by Takao-kun reviews
Leon is finally on Vaction.. NOT! Soon as he is half-way relaxed Ada calls him with a trouble report in Africa. Leon X 0c. YAOI CONTENT
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Leon S. K.
Daddy's Little Girl by Breaking-Reen reviews
Karin didn’t make it through childbirth leaving Toushirou to raise their child on his own and reconnecting their souls in Soul Society isn’t as easy as everyone anticipated. HitsuKarinBaby.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,450 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
Sweet Sacrifice by kIlLeRkItTeN94 reviews
Dante cant sleep because of that god damn boy, but when he goes to visit him, it turns out that the kid isn t feeling as well as the older man thought.My first Yaoi fanfict.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Dante, Nero
Happy Birthday, Princess by Sumi Arana reviews
Billy/Rebecca Lemon. Rebecca gets the best present she could've hoped for on her nineteenth birthday. Rebecca Solo, maledom
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Billy C., Rebecca C. - Complete
Promise of Love by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
Italy's sick of everyone thinking he's stupid. Not to mention he's harboring hidden feelings for Germany. Contains angsty!Italy, advice from Canada, and a happy ending. GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,013 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Something in the Water by MoonStarDutchess reviews
-Is Undergoing Rewrite- Something strange happens to some of the military women of Central Headquarters and it's up to Roy Mustang and his loyal men to figure out what it is. Can they do this when even Riza is affected?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,192 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Stalker by Ryuzaki-L-Lawliet reviews
Miles Edgeworth is stalked by an unknown stalker he seeks help from Phoenix Wright. Thier true feelings for each will also come into play as events unfold in the story.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
Italy's Panties by TigerlilyandHummingbird reviews
Germany finds the panties Ita-chan gave him years ago when he was HRE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Great Genderbender! by Kleptomaniac Can Opener reviews
How would Jack/Yusei react if one morning he woke up as the opposite gender, and how would the other react to this change?
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Jack A., Yūsei F. - Complete
Horny Answers to Horny Questions by SilentKnightInDisguise11 reviews
*ReaderInsert* /“What happened Name …saw something you liked?” Nero asked you innocently while his eyes sparked mischief. “Yeah. As a matter a fact, I did.” You said inching closer to him, placing your delicate hands on his bare chest./ NeroxYou, Oocness
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Aishiteru yo, Taichou by ByakuyaLover1990 reviews
Its a hopeless love, I know that. But I love him anyways... Rated M for smut! Don't like? Don't read! ByakuyaRenji Oneshot! My first fic! I hope you like it!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
If I told you I love you will you love me back? by skullycandy12 reviews
Renji has something to tell his Taichou. Pairing Byakuya x Renji
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Tonsil Hockey by just a rambling romantic reviews
“Oh yes,” Byakuya said in a long-suffering voice, “I totally get it up for paperwork.” under the desk secks. PwP? RENBYA for Puts foot in Mouth. The title is pure sillyness because I have no ideas for a GOOD title.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Burning Ice by WhatAWildThing reviews
Fire and ice bloom under my skin, leaving me hot and cold… burning and freezing. Pinpricks make my skin crawl with anticipation. I can see you feel it, too.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Wolf by and you fall reviews
It was just her luck, really, to stumble upon Uchiha Itachi when he was bathing in the river. ItaSaku. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Bardock's Second Chance by KidGoku13 reviews
Bardock survived! Written from Bardock's POV, and is set right after the Buu Saga, but with some twists, like Gohan will act like Future Gohan, and Goten still looks like Goku. Bardock wakes up in an Earth hospital, and guess who he sees there? Kakarot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Bardock - Complete
Sinful kisses, sinful touches and sinful Whispers by DevilMayCry4 reviews
Rumors were spread around that there was someone walking around that seemed to be Dante's dark half, his twin brother, Vergil. He's really back...and brings a sinful gift for the young Sparda.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Vergil, Dante
Ways you know you are an Resident Evil Freak reviews
Just a few ways I came up with to prove you are an RE Freak. give a woot if you thought of ANY of these.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010