Dr. Meltface is the last in a long line of proud Meltfaces. His father, Bago Meltface II, was killed in an inevitable gunfight with Michael Eisner. There's just a finite number of times you can call Michael Eisner a "red-faced coward" before he grabs his shotgun and comes after you. Bago didn't go to school for 17 years to be called "mister". He sells his fan-fics to help pay back his student loans.