I have no idea how my interest for fanfiction was rekindled. It really doesn’t matter; the important thing is that I’m here now. Most likely, I won’t post a damn thing, but I’ll satiate my renewed hunger by perusing the various stories. Who knows? I might eventually be inspired to write fanfics of my own -- despite the fact that I usually stick to originals.

Quite a few facts that others probably don’t care about (but are reading for funsies):

- I’m an XX who's almost 22, and I'm scared to death to graduate college.

- I yanked a lot of my stuff off fanfiction.net and fictionpress.com years ago because I was attacked by the Copyright Paranoia epidemic of ’03.

- I love Colin Firth, especially in Pride and Prejudice.

- Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Vincent Kartheiser, Cillian Murphy, Michael Rosenbaum, Jude Law... All in one night. Giggity.

- If I were bi, I would totally do Rachel McAdams and Natalie Portman. (Hell, I wouldn't have to be bi.)

- I’m one of those annoying people who can recite the entire transcript to “Monty Python and the Holy Grail.” (Not during the movie, mind you. That’s grounds for death.)

- I'm the queen of procrastination sometimes; I should be studying for a test.

- Sometimes guys are only pretty when they don’t talk. Like Hayden Christenson.

- I was convinced life didn’t start until after high school. Then I was told it didn’t start until after college. So... I’m still waiting.

- In relationships over the years, I've fallen in and out of lust. I’ve never been in love.

- To me, Hell is finishing a 17-page paper and waking up to a fried motherboard the morning it’s due. I lived in Hell two years ago.

- I used to be a devout Christian until my natural cynicism marred everything. Now I don't know what I am.

- The best food on the planet is Kellogg’s “Crunchie Nut” cereal, which can be found in England. (I lived off of it when I studied at Oxford.)

- I can point out the location of my current university on the palm of my right hand.

- So far, one of the best fanfics I’ve read is a sequel to Red Eye by Chocobo Goddess. She really is a goddess, you know. It’s like she’s secretly Wes Craven... who writes under another penname and doesn’t care about royalties. The story’s masterful, and anyone who enjoyed Red Eye should read it.

- I couldn't believe that I still had an account on this site.

- I’m bored writing a list, and I really should study.