My name is Katie and I'm 16

My favorite author(at the moment) is Veronica Roth

Manga/Animes:

D.Gray-Man(The next chapter can't come out soon enough! I need to know what happened to Lavi&Bookman!!!)

Naruto

Fairy Tail (GaLe all the way!! Can't wait for Rouge to join FT, you know he will)

Some Bleach

Angel Beats( The Best Anime Of All Time. I only wish they had explord more charries)

Fruits Basket

OHC

One Piece( I had a fangasim last chapter. Finaly another Supernova team up. I. Can. Die. Happy. -yes I know, I'm pathetic.)

Blue Exorcist

Soul Eater( I kinda want Chrona to just die. He/She annoys me for some reason. Mostly because of the hair... EXCALIBER!)

Rave Master

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever danced in the Rain and loved it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

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If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you copy and paste this in your profile

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If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you would love to have wings, post this in your profile.

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If you are ADD/ADHD and thankful, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

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If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

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If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

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Everyone sees -- who I appear to be
But only a few know the real me
you only see what I choose to show
there's so much behind my smile
: you j.u.s.t don't know :

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him
and thank him while he's alive.
If you truly love your dad, post this to your profile.

A girl walks up to a boy in a laughing group of cool kids and pulls him aside.

"Why do you hang out with them?" she asked.

"Because they're my friends," he said.

"Why do they make fun of each other?" she asked

"because there's no one else around to make fun of," he said.

"Why do you force your smile?" she asked.

"Because it's not funny," he said.

"Why do they insult everyone?" she asked.

"Because they like to see them cry," he said.

"Why do they like that?" She asked

"Because they decide who the soft people are," he said.

"Why do you hang out with them?" she asked again.

"Because I don’t want to be with the soft," he said

"Do they still insult you?" she asked.

"Yes," he said.

"Do you stand through it?" she asked.

"Yes," he said.

"Do you think the soft are nice?" she asked.

"Yes," he said.

"Be friends with them and have a trustful, loving, friendly relationship." She said and started to walk away.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"Self realization."

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

"In essentials, unity; in nonessential s, liberty; and in all things, love"

Quotes

"If you can't remember the pain in life, you won't feel the pleasure of living." The Giver

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." Anonymous

"Okay, so what's the speed of dark?" Anonymous

"A great artist is always before his time or behind it." George Edward Moore

"Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way." Baltasar Gracian

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."Nico- PJO

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival." C.S. Lewis

"If I died, would it get me out of my geometry test tomorrow? One could only hope." Zoey- HOS

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby

"He offered me sugar and wanted to know all my secrets."Katniss - Hunger Games Trilogy

"I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."" Percy- PJO

"She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts."Percy- PJO

"Fame is fleeting. But the internet is forever."Phineas/Ferb- Phineas and Ferb

"Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" Tyson- PJO

Max:"What was that all about?"

Iggy:"Big garage filled with big cars with big gas tanks."

Max:"Whatever." Max/Iggy- MR

"Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one."- Jane Howard

"everything that is or was began with a dream" Lavagirl- SB&LG

"I must remember to honor the power of the off switch."Omi-Xiaolin Showdown

"Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."

"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.

He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."

"A god named Fred?"Percy/Apollo- PJO

Zoey:"Either. I don't want her scared off. I also don't particularly want her to jump on you and rip out your throat. I mean, I think I could stop her but I'm not one hundred percent sure. And besides the fact that it would be disgusting and hard to explain, I really hate thinking about what all that blood would do to this cool apartment. "

Aphrodite:"How sweet of you."Zoey/Aphrodite- HON

"Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?" Percy- PJO

Max:"Did you leave the flamethrowers lying around again?"

Fang:" I always forget." Max/Fang- MR

"I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world!" Gasman- MR

"It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up."Percy- PJO

Randomness

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

By St. Fang of Boredom!

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to0 seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

YOUR GUY SIDE:

*You love hoodies.
*You love jeans.
*Dogs are better than cats.(But I like them both equally)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
*You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
*Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
*Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
*At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
*You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
*You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
*Gory movies are cool.
*You go to your dad for advice.
*You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
*Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
*You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

*You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
*You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
*You Go to your mom for advice.
*You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
*You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
*You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
*You were in gymnastics/dance.
*It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
*You care about what you look like.
*You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing perfume
*You love the movies.
*Used to play with dolls as little kid.
*Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 14 (O.O That's the same number! What am I supposed to be Ranma?!)

I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick some one's ass

I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.

I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a girl who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I say what I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk

I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate all homosexuals.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a 'EMO', so I MUST be depressed and/or fake.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.

I’m , BRUNETTE so I MUST be smart and self-centered.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of friends, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm NORTH CAROLINIAN so I MUST be a smoker.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I go to RENFAIRIES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I don’t need a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I have a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a Slut.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly

I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be unrealistic

HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

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