Hi fellow fanfiction authors, Here's a little bit of information about me.

Age:15

Favorite shows : Naruto shippoude, power puff girls, Beyblade, bakugan,etc

favorite color: black, purple, Midnight blue, Gold, neon orange

about me: I love playing sports I hate fake people I love hanging with my friends songs i like- bring me to life, black and yellow,like a boss, roman revenge, super bass, and whip my hair etc.

female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Fake friends never ask for food.

Real friends are the reason why you have no food.

Fke friends call your parentsmr./mrs..

Real friends your parents mom/dad.

Fake friends bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

Real friendds would sit next to you sayin' "man...we messed up...but that was fun!"

Fake friends have never seen you cry.

Real friends cry with you.

Fake friends will leave youbehind if that's what the crowd is doing.

Real friends will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

Fake friends are for awhile.

Real friends are for life.

Fake friends will talk about the girl who talks about you.

Real friendswill knock them out.

Fake friends will ignore this.

Real friends will tell all their friends this message.