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Joined 05-13-01, id: 68926
~*August 11, 2002*~

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Seven more days and it would have been a month since I updated my profile!

Nick: *mutters* And you guys think I'm the lazy one...

Me: Hush, Blondie!

Nick: Make me!

Me: You don't speak very wisely, ya know that?

Howie: He never has.

Me: How do you deal with it?

AJ: We've just learned to over the years.

Nick: Shut up, Aje. You're not very smart, yourself.

AJ: Nicky, my boy, smart doesn't even begin to describe me.

Me: *talking to self* That there just proves that his ego is bigger then the size of Texas.

AJ: *proudly* Damn straight!

Nick: Moron.

Brian: Hey cuz, $10 says they're on the floor wrestling within the next two minutes.

Kevin: *pulling out his wallet* Make it $20.

Brian: You're on!

Nick: At least I have a brain!

AJ: Oh yeah, uh-huh...that was real mature, Nicky.

Nick: Shut up!

AJ: Um, how about...NO!

Me: *smacks forehead and turns to readers for a second* Why me? See what I have to deal with?

Howie: *outraged* What you have to deal with?! Think of what I've had to deal with for the past nine years!

Me: Awww, is poor Homeboy scarred for life?

Howie: *whimpers* Yes...

Me: *laughs* Sucks to be you! *walks away to go stand next to Brian and Kevin*

Howie: That was mean. No, that was just vicious...

Brian: And they're down! You owe me 20 bucks, good ol' cuz of mine!

Me: *snatches money from Kevin's hand before Brian can grab it* Thanks, Kev!

Brian: Hey! That's mine!

Me: *shoves money into wallet* Not anymore.

Kevin: *shrugs* Well Bri, you win some, you lose some.

AJ: *throws a punch* Take that!

Nick: No, take that! *throws a punch back*

Me: Ahem, excuse me?

AJ: Your mama!

Nick: No, your mama!

AJ: Oh no you didn't just talk about my mama like that!

Nick: HA!

Me: Argh! Will both of you just shut up?! Everytime I go to update this dang profile, something always happens! *fuming*

AJ & Nick: *freeze*

Me: And frankly, I am getting tired of it! Do either of you even know the meaning of maturity?!

Nick: -

Me: Don't even answer that, Nick! I am telling you both for the last time, this is my last warning! Both of you stop it and shut up so I can get on with updating my profile. Don't make me call Seara in here!

AJ: *whimpers*

Me: You don't want me to do that now, do ya Aje?

AJ: *mumbles* No...

Me: I can't hear you!

AJ: NO!

Me: *smiles to self* Good. Now that we have that all taken care of, may I please continue?

Kevin: Well said, Ash. Couldn't have said it any better myself.

Me: *grins*

Brian: You may continue now.

Howie: Yes, continue.

Me: Thank-you. *clears throat* Anyway, as I started to say, it's almost been a month since I updated this thing. I figured I oughta, because I have a lot of things to ask of all of you.

Nick: *mutters* She sure asks alot...

Me: *glares* What was that?

Nick: I said...I love you alot?

Me: Awww...

Nick: *grins*

Me: First things first...guess who's birthday is coming up?

Howie: Mine! MINE! *does a dance*

Me: Actually, that's not what I was talking about.

Howie: But my birthday is coming up! In...*counts in head*...11 days!

Me: I'm not stupid.

AJ: Now don't take this the wrong way, Ash, but...can you really be sure?

Me: You like to get in trouble, don't ya?

AJ: Me? No, not preferably.

Me: *rolls eyes* Actually, I was talking about my birthday!

BsB: *silence*

Me: *pouts* You're all supposed to be excited!

AJ: *yawns* We are...really...

Me: *clears throat and yells* SEARA!

AJ: Now, now! No need to do that! *gives a nervous laugh*

Me: Nevermind! So whatcha all gonna get me?

AJ: Um...D?

Howie: Nick, you wanna answer?

Nick: How about Brian answers?

Brian: Nah, I think Kev should answer. Cuz?

Kevin: I hate being the oldest!

Me: Tell me! Tell me! *jumps up and down*

Kevin: Um...we're getting you...um...you have to wait until you're birthday!

Me: That's not fair!

Howie: Life isn't fair in general.

Me: *pouts* Meanie...

BsB: We try.

Me: Fine, moving on... As you all know, I posted a new story the other night that my friend Rachel and I are co-writing together. It's an AU story and it's called "For Better or For Worse".

Brian: Tell them who's the main character!

Me:...

Brian: Tell them!

Me:...

Brian: C'mon! Tell them! Tell them!

Me: Fine! You are!

Brian: *grins proudly*

Me: *rolls eyes* So if all of you kind readers out there could do me and Rachel a favor, please review it! We need to know whether or not y'all are digging the story so far! Also, keep reviewing "As Beautiful As You"-

AJ: I'm the main character in that story!

Me: Yes, Aje...we know that already. But anyway, I'm almost to 200 reviews for that story! Help get there and take me way beyond 200 reviews! It would make me very happy!

Nick: -

Me: Nicky, shut up...

Nick: I love you?

Me: Thanks, but it's not always going to work.

Nick: Damn...

Me: My birthday is coming up soon. It's on August 30th. If you guys could get me past 200 reviews for "As Beautiful As You" by my birthday, that would be totally awesome! So help me out! Also, get me and Rachel up on the reviews for our story "For Better or For Worse"-

Brian: Yeah, 'cause I'm the main character!

Me:...

Brian: And you all love me so much!

Me:...Bri-Bear?

Brian: What?

Me: Come over here and sit down while I go call Seara.

Brian: Um...I was just about to leave.

Me: Yeah, you better run!

Brian: Why?

Me: 'Cause Seara's gonna getcha!

Brian: *yelps and runs from room*

Me: Anyway, y'all...sit back, relax, and read&review my stories! Thanks!

I know I've been neglecting my fanfiction awards, but I'm gonna start working on it again. The nomination period is still going on, sokeep sending in nominations! Go to and go to the nominations page! Don't forget to read the 'RULES' page before for nominating!

IMPORTANT* If anyone knows how to do cool layouts for websites, email me. I'm wanting to change the layout for the awards page! Thanks!

That's all for now!

Peace!

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|*~Majestic Angel of Light~*|

If anyone would like to co-write a story with me, email me at BlueStarAbyss@hotmail.com and let me know! I'm always up to writing new stories!

PEACE!

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