Mullet-Revolution
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Joined 07-18-02, id: 236385
Author has written 12 stories for Escaflowne, and Dragonlance.
Welcome all to the forbidden lair of Anne (MaboroshiTsuki) and (Ironi) Numair, it rhymes! We live near each other, by a road. Can you guess where we live??? We've known each other since we were really young, lived across the street from each other. We have interesting senses of humor and are pretty anti-social, but hey, that's okay!

Anime and manga are a high source of entertainment for us. ^_^ We love all sorts of different series (for example: Escaflowne (obviously); Generator Gawl; Orphen; Inu Yasha; Saiyuki; etc etc). Anne enjoys girl oriented manga/anime while Numair tends to enjoy the guy oriented stuff (so you see a wide variety in our fics).

Our Escaflowne Fics:
-A Little Ryuu-jin: A parody of 'A Little Princess' with Escaflowne characters. (Ch. 3 started)
-The Pyro of Notre Dame: A parody of 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' with Esca characters. (Ch. 7 posted)
-A Guy in Gaea: Humor fic, Hitomi and Van have a son named Ban. (Ch. 2 started)
-Mary Sue Saves Gaea With Her Pinky!: One with no plot, another statement of ours. (Ch. 9 posted)
-Numair in Love: Numair goes to Gaea and does "normal" people reaction to it. (Ch. 2 posted)
-The Even Odder Couple: Allen, the Duke, and Chid... sitcom style! (Ch. 1 posted)
-Escalator: The Esca. movie and series mixed together, takes place in a mall! (Ch. 4 posted)
-Bitter Much?: Our attempt at Van's POV for each episode (Ch. 2 posted).
-Compact Disk: One shot. Where DO our lost CDs go?
-The Vanpire: Parody of vampires. Van, the vampire, seeks virgin blood. Blah!

Our Dragonlance Fics:
-A Night of Hot Steamy Passion!: A humor fic where we do yaoi pairings. (Ch. 3 posted).
-All My Magi: We felt cynical, par usual. (Intro. posted)

Currently: Despite lack of updates and rumor we're gone (dashing the hopes of millions) we're around and writing in secret... :p Life has been really hectic for both of us but we *do* have updates on the computer, waiting... hoping... for the day they'll be posted. ^_~

We love to joke about life, thus we write parodies. :) We have lots of ideas but do not plan on writing most of them until we get some of the above finished. ^_^; We have this monster project for the Escaflowne section that we are devoting endless research to and such, AND it's not a parody! It's a, gulp, series fic! O_o Our main goal with our fics is to amuse ourselves and hopefully make people laugh in the process. We realize that our humor can be a little "out there", but hey, people need to be able to laugh at themselves. Mary Sue probably got a lot of people mad at us but like we said, just laugh at us! We do it all the time. :)

We both in school thus don't have that much time... plus we're busy being our weird selves half the time. :p But yes... read, enjoy, and... er... prosper?

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Attack of the Rampant Fluff! by The Reader is Now Blind reviews
Something that reminds people of all V/H fans' stories...the rating may be too low, but I'm not sure. Please R/R!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/6/2002
The Secret to Understanding the Van Language by Kaosu Buraindo reviews
This is a little mini dictionary that I made up for people that have a hard time understanding what Van really means when he says something.
Escaflowne - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/10/2001
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Bitter Much? reviews
Van reflects on his adventures with Hitomi throught the series, from a proper teenage point of view. (great laughs, ehehe)
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Van F.
Mary Sue Saves Gaea With Her Pinky! reviews
A brave girl named Mary Sue, a normal girl in every aspect, finds herself transported to Gaea to save it from the evil of Zaibach. *Ch. 10: Already? Mary Sue vs Bornkirk with the Killer. A parody of fun, excitment, action, and sap. You'll laugh (or cry..)
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,158 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002
All My Magi reviews
Dragonlance: The Soap Opera. In the small town of Solace the drama unfolds with the cast in unsuspecting roles...! Based on plenty of cliches and such, another parody with plenty of drama (swoons) and laughs.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2003
The Vanpire reviews
No one is safe. He comes by moonlight, feasting upon virgin blood, striking fear into the hearts of even the bravest of men. Van, the vampire, is creating quite a ruckus. What shall our heroine do? Find out by reading, my friends!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Van F., Hitomi K.
A Night of Hot Steamy Passion! reviews
Tas: What does that mean? Tanis: Nothing good.... *shakes head* Ironi Numair: Despite the title it's anything but! Anne: Lots of laughs, forced romance, and a mage trying to kill us.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2002 - Published: 10/27/2002
Escalator reviews
Hitomi, trapped in Gaea, the supermall, attempts to bring peace between the warring sections of the mall by summoning the awesome power of Esca-lator! From Zears to the Foodnelia Court, will malls ever be safe again!? (*Chapter 4 up!!!*)
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,921 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2002 - Published: 8/30/2002
The Pyro of Notre Dame reviews
Dilandau has spent his whole life in the tower of Notre Dame, oppressed by his master, dreaming of bringing the Apocalypse to Asturia. Will his dream come true? Will Allen survive? What is with Hitomi? Find out! *Ch. 7 up*
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2002 - Published: 7/24/2002
Compact Disk reviews
Ever wonder how that CD got to Gaea from episode six? One-shot. Enjoy!
Escaflowne - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Complete
The Even Odder Couple reviews
Allen and the Duke of Freid team up to raise Chid in present day life. Morals of the day, lots of cliches, and wholesome goodness!
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/10/2002
Numair in Love reviews
Our own bloody Mary Sue, I can't believe we did it.... one day, the authors are driving along, lost in their own city, when they are sucked up into Gaea. Action, adventure, forced romance, and stupidity abound. (changed name from FritzyLuna) :D
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002
A Guy In Gaea reviews
Thirteen years after the Destiny War, Van and Hitomi's SON, Ban, uses Escaflowne with the help of his earth friend, Guy, a regular college student, average joe type. Gaea is in trouble, dun dun dun!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/2/2002
A Little Ryuu-jin reviews
Van, removed from Fanelia by his pimp "father", Allen, is forced to live at a girls school in Zaibach! Psycho teachers, children with identity problems, and an albino pyro are just the beginning! A messed up parody of fun!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2002